fun stuff to do with you tooth.....

[Wideboy]

ok pretty random one this......

got my temporary tooth put in this morning and its been doing my head in all day, this afternoon whilst poking it it ejected out quite comically, oh nutz i thought, was about to super glue it back in and notice my friends (yes i have them) laughing thier t!ts off

sat in the pub this evening and though hmmm.... what funny episode could you have with a removable tooth ? :smt017

[chompy]

haha ask one of your mates to have a sip of their beer, oops there goes the tooth Lol

[dizzyblonde]

just make sure they just bought it, oh dear, they'll have to get another one, they wouldn't want to swallow your tooth!

[chompy]

dizzy watch out at the AR if wideboy asks to try your drink

[Wideboy]

dizzy watch out at the AR if wideboy asks to try your drink


i don't ask!!! :smt081

duno i cant think of anything funny, don't want to glue it back in, seems such a waste :(

[dizzyblonde]

can't you go back to the dentist and tell em its faulty if its come loose?:eye:

[KnightRider]

Super glue in your mouth - I do hope you are kidding. My gf is a Dentist and there are all sorts of nasty ramifications of using non human grade material in your mouth. Get it sorted properly mate.

[Dave20046]

Bet all your mates you can make someone leave the pub in embarassment/awkwardness ; wait for the most shifty/weedy looking bloke in the pub to go to the loo, follow him in (see here (http://www.gelial.net/blogs/gelial/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/quagmire_jackpot-300x225.gif) for alternate ending) Super glue it to your forehead and surround with dribblings of ketchup in the cubicle then just as he's leaving barge past him run out to the bar screaming nutter and tell everyone he just bit your head.


(infact that last sentence has just given me the idea for an odder version)

[gruntygiggles]

Bet all your mates you can make someone leave the pub in embarassment/awkwardness ; wait for the most shifty/weedy looking bloke in the pub to go to the loo, follow him in (see here (http://www.gelial.net/blogs/gelial/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/quagmire_jackpot-300x225.gif) for alternate ending) Super glue it to your forehead and surround with dribblings of ketchup in the cubicle then just as he's leaving barge past him run out to the bar screaming nutter and tell everyone he just bit your head.


(infact that last sentence has just given me the idea for an odder version)

Odder yes......but wideboy still has to drink at that pub...lol

[Swin]

Super glue in your mouth - I do hope you are kidding. My gf is a Dentist and there are all sorts of nasty ramifications of using non human grade material in your mouth. Get it sorted properly mate.


Seconded! super glue's cyanide-based isn't it?

[gruntygiggles]

Take a girl on a date somewhere in the country where you have already set up a little area by putting small animal bones (prob free from your butcher) in and around the grass and she'll probably ignore and just want to move away. Have your tooth in your hand and rest it on the floor so when you lift it up you can pretend it's stuck to you off the grass and pretend to sh*t yourself a little. Seeing bones then a human tooth in the country can really freak people out.

Just don't let her call the police...lol.

It's not like I ever did this with my mates growing up on unsuspecting friends.....honest!!!

[Swin]

Whilst walking out with your chosen victim, palm the offending tooth, then in mid conversation excuse yourself and stick your hand in your mouth. Make some macho "yarrrg" type noises and then bring hand out of mouth with tooth displayed (some red ink on fingers may make it look a bit bloodier if you can conceal it up to this point).

Continue conversation as if nothing has happened, basking in the kudos that will inevitably accrue to someone who can rip their own tooth out without breaking stride.... :D

[Frank]

just leave the damn thing out.We all know ur a gormless pillock anyway

[Lozzo]

Seconded! super glue's cyanide-based isn't it?


It won't kill you. I've super-glued some quite nasty cuts to my body with normal domestic grade stuff, have been for years. Good thing is it helps the skin heal quicker and you scar less.

[metalangel]

What did they used to use to glue bones back together in 'Nam, maaaaan?

[Swin]

It won't kill you. I've super-glued some quite nasty cuts to my body with normal domestic grade stuff, have been for years. Good thing is it helps the skin heal quicker and you scar less.

Yeah, some of the glues are used to stick cuts together in hospital, my son had his head glued together, but I'm wondering if it would be a bit dodgy in the mouth - not to mention the heating up factor when it comes in contact with spit..

[Wideboy]

seen someone glue their crown back in before with superglue, you see all sorts of repairs on building sites :D

just leave the damn thing out.We all know ur a gormless pillock anyway

well.......... nope, i cant really argue with that :-|

[xXBADGERXx]

Super Glue is a Cyanoacrylate , it was designed to seal wounds in the Vietnam War by adhering parts of the body together when in contact with surface water like the moisture on your skin . Your lucky you didn`t glue your tooth to your lip lol

[Holdup]

Tie some string round it and get some one to pull it out in front of random people :D

[davepreston]

you could always do the old yor burger was really tough routine in a restaurant poss free meal lol