bloody test pilot

[timwilky]

Why does he have to keep passing over my house, how am I supposed to work (sleep) when he is on his 6th pass, no make that 7th pass.

surely there is a limit to the amount of noise these people are allowed to make.

anyone got a spare stinger? damm he is on is 8th pass

[timwilky]

I assume he is out of Warton, why the heck can he not have his fun over the sea and disturb the fishes

[Spiderman]

gte one of those lazer pointer thingys and point it into the cockpit and watch his skillfull evasive maneouvers!*








Dont blame me if he locks onto your house with 50mm cannnons shortly after tho ;)

[Viney]

Fish have rights as well you know! I reckon hes doing it because he knows its winding you up!

[timwilky]

damm he is back again at high speed/noise. I can't see him to shine anything at, I just hear him. He is a civvy so his cannon will be empty

[timwilky]

and again he had passed over, but not as fast this time it is every two minuites.

Git

[Spiderman]

well if he's not armed get out there with some eggs or something.

C'mon Tim if the iraqis can take down stealth bombers with Ak47s you can take that down with an egg and a slingshot.

if not you're just not trying hard enough man.

[timwilky]

he has moved on a bit, he has now passed by a couple more time but about 1/2 a mile away. Far less noise, but still a fair old roar.


this stealth stuff, does it do quiet? if not surely all you need is a sensitive directional microphone and it is no longer stealthy

[Mgaffz]

I made a potato cannon at work the other week im pretty sure it would bring him down with enough hairspray in the tube, its there if you want it but you will have to take responsibility for it as i think it must be illegal ( very powerful and dangerous :cool: )

mick

[Biker Biggles]

Tim.Im sorry about the p£nis I painted on your roof.
They will all be along to have a gawp soon.

[DarrenSV650S]

How do you know it's the same squirrel? Maybe it is several different squirrels. Oops did I say squirrels, I meant planes

[xXBADGERXx]

I really really would not go pointing anything Laser related at any aircraft whatsoever ...... I make something in work that detects activity like that and it would really ruin your day .

[yorkie_chris]

I made a potato cannon at work the other week im pretty sure it would bring him down with enough hairspray in the tube, its there if you want it but you will have to take responsibility for it as i think it must be illegal ( very powerful and dangerous :cool: )

mick

Hairspray? You girl.

When you make a potato cannon that can put a D cell battery supersonic I will take you seriously :smt110:D

[davepreston]

his name is steve and he is a decent guy actually
and point ov note sometimes he does carry the fully working payloads

[timwilky]

Dave

I thought you were Salmesbury, they closed your airfield and only left you with a couple of rusting shells on the old gates, at least it used to look operational when the old saudi lightenings etc were rotting on the edge. (bloody new gates with silly traffic lights ruining my roads, how very dare they.) So I guess you are blagging me about Steve and him being a decent guy.

He is no messiah, he is a very naughty boy. He woke me up from my power nap this afternoon and would not let me go back to sleep. I would love to see the FAC he would have to carry in his cockpit, 27mm cannon and 150 rounds plus a couple of air to ground and air to air missiles.

Of course officer.

[davepreston]

i work at all the site's i met ratty in woodford he's the one told me about the org (what a guy) new gate is a pain in the **** i know as for ste he is a decenct bloke and not the worst offender i think t the police chopper pilot has takin a dislike to me as the gits always hanging round above my house at 4 in the morning
and i thought people of your age didnt like to sleep in case you dont wake up






runs and hides while selling house to live life as paco in mogadisue

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Fish have rights as well you know! I reckon hes doing it because he knows its winding you up!

:lol:

[appollo1]

Tim.Im sorry about the p£nis I painted on your roof.
They will all be along to have a gawp soon.


pmsl


make a formal compalint to Warton

[gettin2dizzy]

i met ratty in woodford he's the one told me about the org (what a guy)






He doesn't half shift on a 650, so I dread to think what he's like now!


He is no messiah, he is a very naughty boy. He woke me up from my power nap this afternoon and would not let me go back to sleep.
Hehehe. He woke you from your nap!? A nap is what you have when you NEED sleep :rolleyes: Just burn a few old tyres ;)