Daft names

[missyburd]

I listen to radio 2 a fair bit at the moment and the news presenter in the morning always introduces herself as what I hear as "Vanilla Fudge" ! Finally got round to doing a search and found her real name, Fenella Fudge, love it! :smt043Wonder if it's her real name or just a mickey take....? Made me chuckle anyway. Any other daft names you've heard recently?

[Dave20046]

jenna taylor's a good'n can never remember if I've heard it before or if it's just an urban myth/old joke.

[the_lone_wolf]

Hugh Jass?
Amanda Hugunkiz
Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Heywood U. Cuddleme

[RichT]

Hugo First

[Viney]

nina nana (A reporter on BBC london news)

[keithd]

Hugh Jass?
Amanda Hugunkiz
Maya Buttreeks
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Heywood U. Cuddleme

ripped mercilessly from the simpsons...;)

[Bluepete]

Mike Hunt

ripped mercilessly from Porkies!

[Jabba]

Hugh Janus - once had a letter published in the SW Echo :-)

Rhoda Cross - maiden name of my sister's best friend's mum

Cecil Poole - met him once :D

[ophic]

I know of a real person unfortunately named the classic Michael Hunt.

[keithd]

I know of a real person unfortunately named the classic Michael Hunt.

indeed as do i, went to school with him. did he get the pish ripped out of him? well lets just say he's a serial killer doing 40 in broadmoor....

[gruntygiggles]

When I was a teenager, I used to work and keep my horse at a stables with a woman called Jenny Wren. Her parents were called weird names too, but I don't remember them.

[ophic]

indeed as do i, went to school with him. did he get the pish ripped out of him? well lets just say he's a serial killer doing 40 in broadmoor....
We're you close? :smt019

[Sudoxe]

Riz Latif on BBC London news, pronounced Rizla Teeth.

[missyburd]

Mike Hunt

ripped mercilessly from Porkies!
Hilarious film that :D


I like Jenny Wren, that's sweet.

[Paul the 6th]

homer sexual!

vanilla fudge does the traffic doesnt she? or is it the actual main news bit?

I was workin with a tech once who said that fudge is actually her married surname and that she was called something else before :)

[missyburd]

homer sexual!

vanilla fudge does the traffic doesnt she? or is it the actual main news bit?

I was workin with a tech once who said that fudge is actually her married surname and that she was called something else before :)

No definitely news. Makes me smile everytime I hear it, it's a great name! Wonder how many people say they'd like a bit of fudge LOL

[Ed]

Not odd exactly, but when I worked at BM the company secretary was Jacquie Collins, and the receptionist was Tina Turner.

[Paul the 6th]

No definitely news. Makes me smile everytime I hear it, it's a great name! Wonder how many people say they'd like a bit of fudge LOL

I'd like a bit of fudge

[missyburd]

I'd like a bit of fudge
Here ya go :-P http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39871000/jpg/_39871951_hadingham.jpg

[fenjer]

the girl on the local radio station uphere who does traffic reports is called Amy Highway.

The company who maintain the roads is Amey Highways.

[Holdup]

Taken from one of Lone Wolfs pictures i belive

"Willie Stroker" :rolleyes:

[MCN_LiamM]

Teresa Green

My girlfriend knows somebody called Terry Wogan... and they're a girl

[dissuade]

Went to school with a girl called Anna Rack.

There is a ITV regional news correspondent called Christpher Peacock (Chris Peacock, haha)

I have a mate called Mike Hill.

All fairly bad.

[Lissa]

Teresa Green



I went to school with a Teresa Green, and a Justin Thyme.

Parents have a lot to answer for! :D

[Woz]

Phil McAvity



I went to school with a Teresa Green

I was just about to say the same thing.

[davepreston]

i worked with a bloke called dave houre what a pro he was lol

[Woz]

i worked with a bloke called dave houre what a pro he was lol

One of my daughter's best friend's surname is Hoare. Got to feel sorry for her when she gets older.

[Leopard_lily]

Ben Dover

and

Phil McCrackin :smt098

[Steven T]

When I was a kid their was a girl who lived down our street called Phyllis McCracken - we used to call her Phil.;)

One of my teachers at school got married - her husband was Peter Brain. We just used to call her Mrs P Brain.;)

[Richie]

I went to school with a Wayne Kerr...

just google him and got this result.
Results 1 - 10 of about 308,000 for Wayne (http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.answers.com/wayne&r=67&ei=F13wSZ-2I5uZjAfz0vjVDA&sa=X&oi=dict&ct=D&cd=1&usg=AFQjCNEGSjrEf9paia_BGfKdvrQMxbs2mg) Kerr (http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.answers.com/kerr&r=67&ei=F13wSZ-2I5uZjAfz0vjVDA&sa=X&oi=dict&ct=D&cd=2&usg=AFQjCNG7Db8l_tq2HnVDrDvB6vKupbokKQ). (0.11 seconds)

so there are alot of them about.

[Steven T]

Phil McCrackin :smt098

You knew her too ???

[maff]

i used to work with a chap in the post office named bob tanner, his nickname was two n six

my fave name is gloria smorning

[ophic]

There was a old racing driver by the name of Richard Seaman.

Richard John Beattie "****" Seaman (3 February 1913 in Chichester (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichester), Sussex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sussex), England (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) – 25 June 1939 at Spa-Francorchamps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spa-Francorchamps), Belgium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium)), was one of the greatest pre-war Grand Prix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_motor_racing) drivers from Britain.

[Leopard_lily]

Dwayne Pipe

Wayne Bow

:smt098

[Richie]

Two friends walking down the road.
Phill Macintire and Harry Bever..
I shouted them..
Hey .. Phill Mc, Harry Bever...!

they didn't reply.

[TonyS]

We had a customer called Mike Hunt, I used to put a suitable pause in his name when phoning to ask for him.

There used to be a NASCAR driver called D*ck Trickle and in Australian Touring Car driver called D*ck Johnson.

[Holdup]

We had a customer called Mike Hunt, I used to put a suitable pause in his name when phoning to ask for him.

I dont get it :smt017

[Viney]

My mates wife is Theresa Wood

[TonyS]

I dont get it :smt017

You try saying it quickly with a Yorkshire accent.

[Holdup]

You try saying it quickly with a Yorkshire accent.

I dont think i will :rolleyes: i just have to let that one slide and not understand it methinks

[Richie]

we had some squddies in my old unit ..
cfn carrol
cfn merry
cpl christmas....

[squirrel_hunter]

I once left an answer phone message for a Mr Gary W@nker, the book he ordered had arrived.

[lily]

We use to employ a Ruth Mycock

We also have a Mr Cummings and a Mr Cumming!

:smt081

[dawn07]

:smt081Worked with a guy called Eric Shaun. They called him " Stiffy" for some reason!? [say his name quickly]

[Quedos]

I've processed claims for Autumn Leighs, Ronald Mcdonald (poor soul) Ivor Biggin (wales) but the best has to be
Rio Di Janerio Smith
i really pity these kids

[lily]

Also had a share holder enquiry for a Lily French Onions....... after talking to her I was told it was not said like the vegatable! :rolleyes: Think i may have upset her!

[dizzyblonde]

errrrr Ivor Bigone.:smt108

Although I did go to school with a lass called Emma Wanklin...poor girl had the pee taken regular.

[Bibio]

this is no lie.. i used to know a person called

philip mcrackin...

[dizzyblonde]

Antoine Laconte the baddie in Duece Bigalow.

[Mr Speirs]

Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

He's/She's a writer for family guy. Im sure they only hired him/her for that name!!!

[Dicky Ticker]

John Thomas Knightly--------------------------self explanatory
Robert Stornaway--------------------= R Stornaway
Neil Dunn---------------------------- Neilly Done

[grh1904]

Went to school with a girl called Anna Rack.

There is a ITV regional news correspondent called Christpher Peacock (Chris Peacock, haha)

I have a mate called Mike Hill.

All fairly bad.

I actually work with Chris Peacock, his nickname is "Crispy"

[dissuade]

Also, I taught on a course last year with kids who were called Sina Wank and Tobias Bender.

Standard German names.

[gettin2dizzy]

Also, I taught on a course last year with kids who were called Sina Wank and Tobias Bender.

Standard German names.
And who said the germans didn't have a sense of humour :lol:

http://www.flagshipfancydress.co.uk/ekmps/shops/flagshipenterp/images/lederhosen_23970.jpg

[metalangel]

David Letterman made a minor celebrity out of a guy called **** (Richard) Assman.

One of my friends is the Richard Gaywood who made headlines in the gaming press after Microsoft ruled he couldn't use his name as his Xbox Gamertag as it was 'offensive'.

There was a girl in my school called Tangerine. And a gangsta boy called Rainbow.

Someone in work overhead a chavette mother shouting at her daughter. The daughter's name was Kurdistan.

And you can't beat some of the names here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm

[missyburd]

Although I did go to school with a lass called Emma Wanklin...poor girl had the pee taken regular.
Yeah I knew a Chris Wanklyn and an Adam Scratcherd :)

[cuffy]

Mate went to school with a Russell Sprout.

[the white rabbit]

**** Titball, unfortunately now prefers to be called Rick, but when I of knew him he was a ****.

Worked in the same place a as two blokes who shared an office called Dr Squirrel and Mr Beaver.

It was a strange place.

erm, the editor has got in the way. Let's try 6ick, you get the idea.

[the white rabbit]

Tudor Crumb.

I suspect made up.


We get a lot of Wangs at work.

[hooters]

i went to school who was called Patience and there is a girl who works in mc donalds called memory

[Biker Biggles]

Cheri Orchard and
Crispin Dry.
Then there was the bloke called Richard from Wapping.

[Woz]

Just remembered, where I live, the local vets practice used to be run by Dr P(eter) Nutt and Dr Hazel Nutt.

[the white rabbit]

In Monmouth, Dr Payne and the dentist Mr Pullen.

[Dave20046]

There's a woman who lives a couple of roads away from me called fanny burns.

Edit: that's a real one btw

[squirrel_hunter]

Almost forgot my Dad works with Dr Hu.

[Dave20046]

this is no lie.. i used to know a person called

philip mcrackin...
I had a dentist called phil mcavity ...and he did - never went back there :neutral:

[davepreston]

my next door neighbours in spain are a lovely gay couple called lewis and bent
when he introduced himself he said "hi i,m bent" to which i replied "no **** shirlock" took my dad 10 mins to explain what i was on about :)

[the white rabbit]

Almost forgot my Dad works with Dr Hu.

That's just Wong.

[Mrs_giggles]

have workemate called with last name of wilcocks

[the white rabbit]

http://www.dicklovett.co.uk/

[Ruffy]

I used to work for a well known paper products manufacturer and there really was a member of staff called Kimberly Clark!

Just remembered, where I live, the local vets practice used to be run by Dr P(eter) Nutt and Dr Hazel Nutt.
Wow, I'd forgotten that as well - I was at school with their son Alastair. A long time ago now.

[Lou M]

I was at school with a Teresa Fern and a Glen Hills.

I like the weather man's name, and I won't spell it right, Tomas Schiffernacker!

[dizzyblonde]

Nobodies mentioned Betty Swollocks yet:lol:

[Bluewolf]

My mum went to school with Annette Curtain and Rose Bush... :lol:

I was hugely priviliged to be present when the "Hugh Jass" gag was sprung on one of my old bosses. Being a nightclub owner (that also had live bands playing regularly) he was always bustling around and totally harassed. He crashed into the office one day and immediately started on his "call back" list which the assistant manager would compile during the day...

*roll number five callback*

"Hi there, is that Hugh?"

<inaudible answer fro the other end of the line>

"Well can I speak to him please, it's Robert caling him back"

"Hugh. H-U-G-H."

"Hugh Jass..? He tried to call me earlier?"

"No I'm not f***ing winding you up"

"Listen pal, I'm a busy man and you're wasting my ti..."

.

.

.

.

"...someone's taking ***t out of me, aren't they..?"

He took it well considering... we were all back on full pay by January... ;) :lol:

[dissuade]

julian nutter, richart pratt and brendan burke are all barristers in liverpool. fancy being defended by any of these learned friends?

[missyburd]

Hehe, some of these are making me chuckle! Dissuade you just reminded me of a physics teacher at school called Mr Pratt, his initials were R A. Stick a U in front...

[dizzyblonde]

My cousin married a Burke....really she did. We can't call members of the family a burk in jest anymore, we all try not to snigger. Thing is my cousins husbands an absolutely lovely guy...shes more of a burke than he is....meioooaaww :-)

[Staffz]

Could be worse, my huby's surname is Head (you can see why I kept my own!) and on that side of the family he had an uncle unfortunately named Richard!

[Woz]

Wow, I'd forgotten that as well - I was at school with their son Alastair. A long time ago now.

You're from Rammy?

[sasquatch]

I'd vote for this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Face

[KeithCRM]

Used to have a customer called Timothy (Tim) Burr. Genuine.

[lukemillar]

A friend's dad is Richard Head. Also knew of an A. Nurse and a P. Nurse and am friends with a Wayne Kirk!

[Ruffy]

There's a legal firm in Leamington Spa called Wright Hassell. How they get business I'll never know - must be murder on the phone!

You're from Rammy?
Not quite. Brought up down the road a bit, in Walmersley. Moved away about 4 years ago - job chasing! Only been back a couple of times - unfortunately, I'm doing a rubbish job of keeping in touch with old mates.

[missyburd]

There's a legal firm in Leamington Spa called Wright Hassell. How they get business I'll never know - must be murder on the phone!

Haha that reminds me of a shop in Manchester owned by a fella called Gordon Bennet :-D

[TheRamJam]

There is a guy in my work place called

Sandy Beavers

WTF lol what chance have you got man

[dizzyblonde]

How about Barb Dwyer or Anna Sasin
Hazel Nutt, Paige Turner, Barry Cade, Stan Still



ORRRRRR
Carey Oakey!!!!

INIIIIIIT :-)

[Woz]

Not quite. Brought up down the road a bit, in Walmersley.

That's where I live now. If ever you're back up here, the kettle's on. :smt023

[Jabba]

Just remembered this one, and it's absolutely genuine.....


There's an undertaker in one of the valleys whose surname is D'Aeth

[DarrenSV650S]

Prove it

[Lou M]

There's a legal firm in Leamington Spa called Wright Hassell. How they get business I'll never know - must be murder on the phone!


My friend used to work for them, I'd forgotton that name! They still going then?

My friend had a baby, called him Philip Orange, known as Pip!

[Lozzo]

Teresa Green

My girlfriend knows somebody called Terry Wogan... and they're a girl

I know someone called Terry Wogan, and he's a ****stick

[gettin2dizzy]

My cousin married a Burke....really she did. We can't call members of the family a burk in jest anymore, we all try not to snigger. Thing is my cousins husbands an absolutely lovely guy...shes more of a burke than he is....meioooaaww :-)
:lol:
'Berk' is short for 'Berkshire Hunt' ... I doubt I need to go further before I breach the U rating :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Lozzo]

:lol:
'Berk' is short for 'Berkshire Hunt' ... I doubt I need to go further before I breach the U rating :rolleyes:

:lol:

Berkley Hunt actually, but you nearly got it right.

[hovis]

my mate worked in a butchers called

d1ck's meats

[gettin2dizzy]

Berkley Hunt actually, but you nearly got it right.
That'd be the one!

[pencil shavings]

Riz Latif on BBC London news, pronounced Rizla Teeth.


:winner:

I have laughed so many times over this..

'good evening, im rizla teef...' haha teef as in theif. the lady must always be one skin short for her big head :smt033 :D

[BanannaMan]

People I actually know...


Hazel Nutt
Mike Hunt
James S. Gay (what were his parents thinking??)
Jack A. Painter