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Razor
27-04-09, 06:46 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png

Bluepete
27-04-09, 06:50 PM
I'm taking a few days off work 'cos I have my very own, special disease! ;)

Pete

Razor
27-04-09, 06:52 PM
is it friction related?

Bluepete
27-04-09, 06:55 PM
is it friction related?

I was, in fact, being self deprecating by refering to my occupation, a slang term for us and the animal swine flu gets it's name from ;)

Pete

keithd
27-04-09, 07:18 PM
yep, here we go again. teh end of the world is nigh, let the mass media panic begin.

Bluewolf
27-04-09, 08:30 PM
They could be telling porkies... ;)

TazDaz
27-04-09, 08:57 PM
I'm liking how many people have changed their FaceBook status to something along the lines of "I think I have swine flu...!"

I doubt you'll be on FaceBook if you had it!

Ed
27-04-09, 09:34 PM
They could be telling porkies... ;)

Groan:rolleyes:

vardypeeps
27-04-09, 09:36 PM
They could be telling porkies... ;)

:smt005

Bluefish
27-04-09, 09:41 PM
didn't get that first time, haha

Milky Bar Kid
27-04-09, 10:01 PM
Yeah my pals keep saying that they wont come near me incase they catch it from me....

metalangel
28-04-09, 06:45 AM
*prescribes oinkment*

Kinvig
28-04-09, 08:13 AM
Oner of my colleagues is off today - his gf's friend came back from Mexico & he "doesn't feel well"

The bl00dy skiver!

Think I'll eat some sausages tonight.....!

metalangel
28-04-09, 08:15 AM
Yeah, everyone hoard bacon while it's still for sale.

Dave20046
28-04-09, 08:17 AM
yay more good news, I love waking up.

Alpinestarhero
28-04-09, 12:28 PM
i keepz sneezing .org

i is not longz for dis world

Sudoxe
28-04-09, 12:39 PM
i keepz sneezing .org

i is not longz for dis world

k thx bye!

[edit: Who put the filter for all capitals on :( ]

SoulKiss
28-04-09, 03:03 PM
As we have gone all lol-catz....

Spiderman
28-04-09, 03:10 PM
my name rhymes with pig....will i die soon too? Is that how it works or do i have to scare myself suficiently first to go to A&E?

Please help me, this not knowing could be the first symptom perhaps?

Just popping off to make a bacon sarnie so i expect a reply when i'm back.
Sorry thats if i make it back.

dawn07
28-04-09, 05:17 PM
is it friction related?
Yes. if friction involved it's fatal!:-$

Alpinestarhero
28-04-09, 05:19 PM
my name rhymes with pig....will i die soon too? Is that how it works or do i have to scare myself suficiently first to go to A&E?

Please help me, this not knowing could be the first symptom perhaps?

Just popping off to make a bacon sarnie so i expect a reply when i'm back.
Sorry thats if i make it back.

spiderzig
spiderzig

does whatever a spider zig does

stuck in a bath

cant get out

d'oh!

Alpinestarhero
28-04-09, 05:21 PM
k thx bye!

[edit: Who put the filter for all capitals on :( ]

but

butz

i can haz cheezberger plz? fiynal meel

missyburd
28-04-09, 05:38 PM
my name rhymes with pig.....

You're the Stig? WOW :p


I've just received an email that's been circulated round my uni:

Swine Flu
Many of you may be aware that there has been an outbreak of Swine Flu in
Mexico. There is international concern that this could lead to a global
pandemic. For up-to-date information and advice please go to www.hpa.org.uk (http://www.hpa.org.uk)
which is the web site for the Health Protection Agency.
Just what we need lol!

Dave20046
28-04-09, 05:46 PM
I've just received an email that's been circulated round my uni:
Just what we need lol!
Excuses :mrgreen:

missyburd
28-04-09, 05:52 PM
Excuses :mrgreen:
Yep, I said to my mate earlier, wonder how many peopel are gonna try and get out of exams with that one :)

keithd
28-04-09, 08:04 PM
I'm now convinced this is gonna be v bad!! not all teh jokes, but the pig flu. maybe I'm believing the meeja, but I reckon teh horse has bolted.

good luck everybody!!

Dave20046
28-04-09, 08:12 PM
I don't know which one to fret about now the recession, pig flu, millennium bug or bird flu



We're all doomed.

yorkie_chris
28-04-09, 08:14 PM
Just make yourself a tinfoil hat so the brain-rays can't get you.

rob13
28-04-09, 08:37 PM
At least while they are talking about this, the horror stories about the economy and the witch hunt at the G20 are on the back burner.

Razor
03-05-09, 05:51 PM
http://img.timeinc.net//time/cartoons/20090501/cartoons_01.jpg