Anyone Fancy Breakfast?

[Speedy Claire]

Anyone fancy breakfast? :D

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20081209-10_egg_Big_Breakfast_Challenge

[Lissa]

Cor, I bet you'd be so constipated after that lot you wouldn't pooh for ages!

9 days, maybe! :smt043:smt043:smt043

[shonadoll]

Yuk!

[Bluepete]

That's about two miles from me!

Guess where I'm off to for breakfast......

Pete

[dizzyblonde]

Wouldn't like to be around whoever eats that when they farts later:mad:

[Wideboy]

That's about two miles from me!

Guess where I'm off to for breakfast......

Pete


aww can i come..... man that looks mighty fine eatin' :|

[Bluepete]

Wouldn't like to be around whoever eats that when they farts later:mad:

There would be no problem if Plowsie ate it then farted! He has a special suit dont'cha'know ;)

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/WetSuitFart.jpg

Pete

[dizzyblonde]

There would be no problem if Plowsie ate it then farted! He has a special suit dont'cha'know ;)

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/WetSuitFart.jpg

Pete


lol....didn't we all say we were going to get that for MrPlow??:smt101

[Girth]

That's about two miles from me!

Guess where I'm off to for breakfast......

Pete


+1 Fancy brekkie?

[Speedy Claire]

Cor, I bet you'd be so constipated after that lot you wouldn't pooh for ages!

9 days, maybe! :smt043:smt043:smt043



Wot 9 days!!!!! no way.... nobody could not poo for that long :smt042

[Dave20046]

There would be no problem if Plowsie ate it then farted! He has a special suit dont'cha'know ;)

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/WetSuitFart.jpg

Pete
lol!


Bet I could finish it.

[xXBADGERXx]

Pah , a mere snack .

[El Saxo]

The caff near where I used to live in Swansea did the same sort of thing. I never managed it but one of my mates at uni did, his photo is probably still on the wall there.

http://trustedplaces.com/review/uk/swansea/cafe/1h26m7j/uplands-diner

[Magnum]

Hmmm its only £10.95!

[hovis]

i think i could eat it all


but at 5000 cals, and all that fat. i wouldnt want to

[joshmac]

Hmmm its only £10.95!
Would make for a cheap breakfast between a few mates :)
It'd have to be the first meal of the day and at about 8pm if I had any chance of getting through it :lol:
Maybe the first in two days lol

[Richie]

prety cheep... take your family there and share it instead of the at The Little Theif .. sorry Chef..

[lukemillar]

prety cheep... take your family there and share it instead of the at The Little Theif .. sorry Chef..

You think that's meat you're eating there!? ;)

[joshmac]

You think that's meat you're eating there!? ;)
:lol: Rat's still technically meat, right? ;)

[Graciepants]

Wot 9 days!!!!! no way.... nobody could not poo for that long :smt042

there was a boy that was brought into a chicargo hospital in a wheelbarrow complaining of excruiating stomach pain, and it transpired that he hadnt pooed for 12 years (since he was 6). on examination his abdomen was extended and rigid in the end they had to remove most of his intestines because they were rock solid with built up poo

HTH

[Dave20046]

there was a boy that was brought into a chicargo hospital in a wheelbarrow complaining of excruiating stomach pain, and it transpired that he hadnt pooed for 12 years (since he was 6). on examination his abdomen was extended and rigid in the end they had to remove most of his intestines because they were rock solid with built up poo

HTH
I thought it was spelt 'pooh' :rolleyes: :p

[Graciepants]

I thought it was spelt 'pooh' :rolleyes: :p

IIRC its "poo" if your talking about feces and "pooh" in "pooh bear" and "pooh-poohed that idea" (if your reading enid blighton books)

[Dave20046]

Ah the benefits of reading enid blighton books...
you're still wrong
And I'm sure you were claiming it was pooh for feces too anyway :scratch:

...we have some brilliant conversations

[plowsie]

****ing ell, I am deffo giving that a go!

[Dave20046]

that's actually not far from me, I might have to base a rideout round it lol.

[plowsie]

I'm willing to put money down that I will finish it. Within the 20 minutes is another story. I reckon so though...Lots of Tommy K.

[the_runt69]

Just a bit bigger than the normal office Saturday fryup

No problem, pity its so far away

Mind you if i get a day off and the bike's back to anything like normal might have a go

[Speedy Claire]

there was a boy that was brought into a chicargo hospital in a wheelbarrow complaining of excruiating stomach pain, and it transpired that he hadnt pooed for 12 years (since he was 6). on examination his abdomen was extended and rigid in the end they had to remove most of his intestines because they were rock solid with built up poo

HTH


:smt107 Wow!!! one hell of an obstruction but i`m surprised it went untreated so long as he must have been vomitting faeces for a hell of a long time. It has to come out some way and if its not via the normal route then it has to come out by some other means :D

Am waiting to see the pics of anyone attempting to eat the breakfast.... if you can eat that amount then you deserve it for free!

[xXBADGERXx]

Anyone attempting that needs Org witnesses and Pictures :)

[Bluepete]

I therefore propose a new, regular meeting;

The BB 1.

That's Big Breakfast rideout. We'll meet up, have a bit of a ride then attack that breakfast.
We'll follow it up with much sitting down, groaning, holding onto sides and swearing to never do it again!

Once a month ok?

Pete

[carty]

I'd give it a go but I wouldn't touch the black pudding- nasty stuff.

[xXBADGERXx]

Once a month ok?

It`d take you that long to get over the last one

If nobody wants to do it Pete you can always whip this out and Force them :smt080
http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009/04/meat-grinder-gun.jpg

[Dave20046]

I therefore propose a new, regular meeting;

The BB 1.

That's Big Breakfast rideout. We'll meet up, have a bit of a ride then attack that breakfast.
We'll follow it up with much sitting down, groaning, holding onto sides and swearing to never do it again!

Once a month ok?

Pete
Reckon they're open bank hol monday?

[Dave20046]

I'd give it a go but I wouldn't touch the black pudding- nasty stuff.
taste wise or ingredient/health wise?
Just a bit of pigs blob isn't it?

[plowsie]

God I so wanna have a go at this, this morning lol.

[lukemillar]

God I so wanna have a go at this, this morning lol.

I'll sponsor you ten quid (for a charitable cause) to attempt this :) You should set something up! You'll need to post some pics on here though

[Dave20046]

I'll sponsor you ten quid (for a charitable cause) to attempt this :) You should set something up! You'll need to post some pics on here though
what no way!
*awaits someone to sponsor me too* :smt026

[plowsie]

I've just noticed on the plate is Tomotoes :(:(:( I hate tinned, grilled, plum, whatever tomatoes!!!!! Arggh. I'll ask if I can have another 5 sausages or summit :D

[lukemillar]

what no way!
*awaits someone to sponsor me too* :smt026

Seriously - I think Plowsie should start a sponsored "Breakfast Eat". Tie up with a charity, and begin a 'Just giving" web page and post it up here!

He can make it - He's a champion!

[Dave20046]

God I'm starving I've not eaten for like 15 hours. ...That's a long time for me :(

[Luckypants]

I therefore propose a new, regular meeting;

The BB 1.

That's Big Breakfast rideout. We'll meet up, have a bit of a ride then attack that breakfast.
We'll follow it up with much sitting down, groaning, holding onto sides and swearing to never do it again!

Once a month ok?

Pete

I'm up for that, it's only an hour and a half from me. :D I think eating all that in 20 minutes with NO DRINK will make getting for free impossible. But I reckon I can give Plowsie a run for the first to finish.....

[plowsie]

I'm up for that, it's only an hour and a half from me. :D I think eating all that in 20 minutes with NO DRINK will make getting for free impossible. But I reckon I can give Plowsie a run for the first to finish.....
*Looks at trains to challenge pants for the title* :twisted:

[Luckypants]

:smt106 It's the eggs I'm gonna struggle with. 10!

[plowsie]

:smt106 It's the eggs I'm gonna struggle with. 10!
I'll swap the tommys for a dissadvantaged extra sausage amount.

[Dave20046]

Right so when are we organising this mofo?
Gid doesn't live far and neither do a lot of the penine massive. I'm up for it :D :pig:

[plowsie]

I just had a strategy worked out...

Beans first
Then eggs,
then black pudding
then eat all the good **** in whatever order...

I then fudged my idea over with toast!!!!!!!! I have to dip the toast in either the eggs or the beeeeeeeeans :(

[Speedy Claire]

No way could I manage the breakfast but it`d be worth coming along just to see you all looking green lol

[yorkie_chris]

And trying to zip leathers up after lmao

[Dave20046]

And trying to zip leathers up after lmao
oh **** think of the stomach cramps trying to ride afterwards!!

[Speedy Claire]

pmsl... I think maybe everyone should park their bikes at least 3 miles away then take a taxi to the venue. They can then walk back to their bikes and burn up some of those calories

[-Ralph-]

Yuk!

+1, thats a heart attack on a plate. If you eat that you should no longer be entitled to NHS treatment!

[Bluepete]

And afterwards, we can go to mine for a slap-up BBQ!

[Speedy Claire]

Or we could go for lunch here.....

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-heart-attack-restaurant.html

[orose]

The only thing that wasn't appetising in those pics was the prices :smt118

[dizzyblonde]

And afterwards, we can go to mine for a slap-up BBQ!

well we'd all have to uprate to riding hogs after that, they're the only thing lardy enough to hold the weight.

Or we could go for lunch here.....

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-heart-attack-restaurant.html


ooooo i see that it comes with their own variety of sauce:D

i.e them waitresses!

[dizzyblonde]

hehe just read the comments....doesn't these make you want to eat there more!


The tailend of the menu had the Flatliner Fries ($3.00), a generous portion of steak fried cooked in pure lard (!) then topped with rich, brown gravy and dotted with mozzarella cubes. (Note: the sound you just heard was your arteries hardening.) You can also get them with guacamole. Then, for the drinks, you can get a soda ($2.00) or a beer ($3.00

[lukemillar]

I just had a strategy worked out...

Beans first
Then eggs,
then black pudding
then eat all the good **** in whatever order...

I then fudged my idea over with toast!!!!!!!! I have to dip the toast in either the eggs or the beeeeeeeeans :(

Get some tips from these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXmW9M6Obo

20 mins isn't that long!

[hovis]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm black pudding


i wonder if you had a heart attack, you could sue(?) the owner

peter griffin and homer simpson did

[lukemillar]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm black pudding


i wonder if you had a heart attack, you could sue(?) the owner

peter griffin and homer simpson did

Hence why he get's you to sign a disclaimer!

[hovis]

Hence why he get's you to sign a disclaimer!

ahhhhhhh i didnt see that,


i once had a 50onz steak

[dizzyblonde]

I could eat eggs til they come out of my ears, but I don't think i could stomach the rest of the brekkie.

[xXBADGERXx]

The only thing that wasn't appetising in those pics was the prices :smt118

You , Mate , are tighter than a Gnat`s Chuff :pig:

[Richie]

and a waffer thin mint to finish off..
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/python_meaning440.jpg

[orose]

You , Mate , are tighter than a Gnat`s Chuff :pig:

Nahh, I'm northern... short arms and deep pockets. It'll take a fair bit of effort for me to pay £10 for a burger, even if it is 2lb of meat

[Bluepete]

This breakfast is now in the Guinness Book of Records!

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/4427194.Breakfast_really_is_a_record_breaker/

[PsychoCannon]

After a hearty breakfast like that you need a good lunch to follow it down:

http://o2.ukspur.com/35/home

http://www.grodge.co.uk/Albums/Spur%20Steak%20Challenge%207th%20Feb%2007/index.html