Spider

[Milky Bar Kid]

There is a big spider on the floor between me and the door....and I need a pee!!!!! HELP!

[husky03]

be there in about hour and a half-to watch

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks for the support!

[husky03]

you should have seen the spider that was living in the shadows reg/rec it was huge- but a screw driver then a hammer sorted it out

[yorkie_chris]

Lmao! Pee on the spider?

[Milky Bar Kid]

i am actually crying....

[husky03]

hold, hold, wait for it , fire.

[yorkie_chris]

drip drip drip drip drip

[husky03]

lighter and can of bo spray will sort it out

[Milky Bar Kid]

cunny FUNTS!

[husky03]

got a shocking pic in my head yc

[Milky Bar Kid]

trying to get the courage to squash it with a shoe.......too scared thoo

[Milky Bar Kid]

Did it......Hope you are all proud of me....!


PS. I have NEVER been able to do that before. That took an amazing amount of courage for me to pull off. I have not yet stopped crying....!

[Raf]

Hang on a minute. I am here slightly drunk (I know breaking my own rule according to my own sig) having come back from the pub thinking what the hell!? Is this another one of your threads?

If you are ever so slightly serious arachnophobia can be cure rather easily. Now deep breaths, keep looking away from the spider and walk through the door to the heaven that is the toilet, in your situation anyway.

C'mon, spiders in this country are really not something to worry about. Go forth into the toilet and conquer your fear woman, do it!

Look away from the spider and go for it.

Nothing like drunken advice. :)

[Raf]

Did it......Hope you are all proud of me....!


PS. I have NEVER been able to do that before. That took an amazing amount of courage for me to pull off. I have not yet stopped crying....!

Don't tell me you killed that poor spider!

[Milky Bar Kid]

No I am SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY scared of spiders. I was actually crying.

I realise it is actually a completely illogical fear but I struggle with it terribly.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Don't tell me you killed that poor spider!

I had too! It was right on my path to the door and there is no way I could have went near it incase it ran somewhere and I didn't know where it was!

[joshmac]

Lmao! Pee on the spider?

hold, hold, wait for it , fire.

drip drip drip drip drip
LMAO :smt043 Cruel, but 'kin hilarious nevertheless :D
I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, it's horrible if you don't like spiders.
Well done for killing the little bugger :thumbsup:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks Josh!

[Raf]

I understand the irrational fear bit as I used to be scared of the dark when I was a kid. Best thing to do it is calm down a bit, breathe deeply & confront it. I used to suffer from vertigo quite badly until I went climbing to do try and get over the worse of it. Still haven't solved it all but it helped. I guess in your case for spiders there must be local groups somewhere where you can see them inside a housing and handle some of them to get over it.

Anyway, no go over to the toilet to get some tissues for your tears. ;)

Damn, I am making far too much sense for a drunken man... right let's think of something else random... right got it, no wait... damn... it's gone!

PS. RIP MBK's frightening spider. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'll remember you.

[Holdup]

I spent a good 15mins trying to get the one in my room last night he was big and could move when he wanted to you could see him doing press ups and he kept hiding under my chest of draws!

[Razor]

spiderz eatz teh flyz, they iz ur friends...

[Milky Bar Kid]

There is no way I will be touching any spider, EVER

[joshmac]

Damn, I am making far too much sense for a drunken man... right let's think of something else random... right got it, no wait... damn... it's gone!

PS. RIP MBK's frightening spider. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'll remember you.
Well you amended that run of sense at the end :lol:

[Raf]

There is no way I will be touching any spider, EVER

An opinion that might not hold the test of time. Never say never, or ever in this case. But in all seriousness you need to get over it. They are tiny, you are HUGE for them. Just imagine you walk into a room and shout "Ahhhhh spiDER!!!!". The poor little thing is probably thinking "AHHHHH EIGHT OF THEM! HELP!!!!"

You huge, them tiny! You'll be fine, they be doing their best to get away from you will all of their 8 legs, in a hurry.

Ohh that sounds more drunk didn't it. :D

[Raf]

Well you amended that run of sense at the end :lol:

I tried my best to inject some humor into the conversation to take some edge away from her fear. Did it work?

[yorkie_chris]

Turn down the drunkenness in this convo or I will be forced to descend to your level by drinking more of this scotch!

[jamesterror]

Spiderss... we had a visitor from Columbia in the bananas at work, was still alive too ;)

[yorkie_chris]

Yup had one in a container from China too. Right big f##ker and looked a bit pi$$ed off at having nothing to eat but wheelchairs for 2 months.

[Raf]

Turn down the drunkenness in this convo or I will be forced to descend to your level by drinking more of this scotch!

Ohh scotch! Now there is an idea! I was enjoying some real ale in the pub but I have a bottle of scotch that I got for Xmas. Hmm it's a work night, I've got karate tomorrow, it would just be a horrible combination. I've done it before, my sensei didn't stop until I turned a funny colour. I shall never go to karate lessons hung over again.

[missyburd]

PS. RIP MBK's frightening spider. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'll remember you.

+1 you're a meanie MBK, just you wait till Spiderman finds out about this! I don't like spiders but that doesn't mean I should kill it! I always find a mug and a bit of card and catch it, put it outside. Poor thing, RIP Spidey!

[joshmac]

Turn down the drunkenness in this convo or I will be forced to descend to your level by drinking more of this scotch!
D'you really need an excuse mate? :razz:;)
Spiderss... we had a visitor from Columbia in the bananas at work, was still alive too ;)
Tarantula? That would make me jump like nothing else! lol

[joshmac]

+1 you're a meanie MBK, just you wait till Spiderman finds out about this! I don't like spiders but that doesn't mean I should kill it! I always find a mug and a bit of card and catch it, put it outside. Poor thing, RIP Spidey!
Trust the zooladyologist to say that! :p

[jamesterror]

Yup had one in a container from China too. Right big f##ker and looked a bit pi$$ed off at having nothing to eat but wheelchairs for 2 months.

Nice! Spiders don't really scare me, I've seen an Addar snake whilst cycling I was trying to avoid it but seemed to go towards it to run it over

The one we discovered was palm size, didn't seem too impressed to be woken up to be put in a pot.

[Raf]

D'you really need an excuse mate? :razz:;)

Tarantula? That would make me jump like nothing else! lol

I'd think something smaller and more highly venomous. It's the little beggars that you have to watch out for.

Looks like we lost MBK with all these talks of spiders.

[jamesterror]

Tarantula? That would make me jump like nothing else! lol

Yeh it was, I've held one before but not as big as that, it was more of wtf how how did that get here! (as bananas are washed on arrival in UK)

[yorkie_chris]

Luckily, the climate of Brighouse is so naff in November, and its aura so depressing, I think it killed itself by swallowing its own head even before it was put in a jar.

[joshmac]

Can't stand 'em myself TBH
http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/Tarantula230.jpg

You'd certainly never catch me doing that out of my own will! :shock:
I'd probably knock myself out.. it'd be a sacrifice I'd be willing to make though :lol:

[Raf]

Can't stand 'em myself TBH
http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/Tarantula230.jpg

You'd certainly never catch me doing that out of my own will! :shock:
I'd probably knock myself out.. it'd be a sacrifice I'd be willing to make though

Yeah you would. Spiders are not that bad really.

[missyburd]

Trust the zooladyologist to say that! :p
Nah I just hate the thought of getting mucus and legs all over me carpet :rolleyes: Tisn't the spiders that scare me, its the way they move #shudders# I think I'd quite like to hold a tarantula!

[yorkie_chris]

My Grandma saw a right big hairy geeza of a spider become supper for a lizard in Thailand. Apparently they sound crunchy.

[jamesterror]

Luckily, the climate of Brighouse is so naff in November, and its aura so depressing, I think it killed itself by swallowing its own head even before it was put in a jar.

Haha!

Thats how we had to be rid of the tourist, we put it in a -22'c freezer.

Josh that pic is nasty I couldn't go that far, holding one in my hands is enough!

[joshmac]

Nah I just hate the thought of getting mucus and legs all over me carpet :rolleyes: Tisn't the spiders that scare me, its the way they move #shudders#
Yep. I'm alrite if they're not moving (well for littluns at least.. a tarantula would freak me out whether it was moving or not)

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:dRceU7S4RuCYHM:http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/719399/7983954/0/1234598849/Electric_Mosquito_Fly_Hitting_Racket.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/719399/7983954/0/1234598849/Electric_Mosquito_Fly_Hitting_Racket.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.diytrade.com/china/4/products/5056544/Electric_Mosquito_Fly_Hitting_Racket.html&usg=__nqFDsjtd2naBDT8eF6oZY-0XOio=&h=457&w=830&sz=36&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=dRceU7S4RuCYHM:&tbnh=79&tbnw=144&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delectric%2Bmosquito%2Bracket%2B3%2Bla yer%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GFRC_enGB203GB203%26um%3D 1)
I find these work a treat


http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:WjbiWqaRT3dQiM:http://www.ecbuyph.com/safety/images/streetwise-stungun-150kvolts-large.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ecbuyph.com/safety/images/streetwise-stungun-150kvolts-large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ecbuyph.com/safety/streetwise-stungun-150.htm&usg=__TWU54ZxCLQ_vhJUMpJrQnFOT0yU=&h=400&w=219&sz=14&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=WjbiWqaRT3dQiM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=68&prev=/images%3Fq%3D150k%2Bstun%2Bgun%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1 T4GFRC_enGB203GB203%26um%3D1)
I may have been know to use one of these in the past. Of course I don't own one, that'd be highly illegal :-dd

[Raf]

Nah I just hate the thought of getting mucus and legs all over me carpet :rolleyes: Tisn't the spiders that scare me, its the way they move #shudders# I think I'd quite like to hold a tarantula!

I saw some kind of jumping spider while in france recently and it moved so fast it looked like stop motion animation. Very cool, I liked that jumping spider.

Edit: Anyway bed time, night night.

[joshmac]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7OOQGwa4zM63jM:http://bugman123.com/Bugs/BirdEatingSpider.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://bugman123.com/Bugs/BirdEatingSpider.jpg&imgrefurl=http://bugman123.com/Bugs/Bugs.html&usg=__KBKszyfF5zFHIVR3ni9bNf9pVZk=&h=275&w=275&sz=35&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=7OOQGwa4zM63jM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbird%2Beating%2Bspider%26hl%3Den%26rl z%3D1T4GFRC_enGB203GB203%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)
My brother saw one of these bird eating spiders in New Zealand. Size of a small dinner plate apparently #shudder#

[yorkie_chris]

Ever seen starship troopers? lol

[missyburd]

Ever seen starship troopers? lol
Trekkie .... :smt082

Edit: I've just found this randomly, tis actually really cute!

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

[joshmac]

Ever seen starship troopers? lol
Aye, saw it when I was about 10. Was a little bit scary then, although I saw a clip of it recently on youtube and thought it was hilarious how bad the CGI was :lol:

Trekkie .... :smt082

Edit: I've just found this randomly, tis actually really cute!

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg
lol is that real?
Cut its legs off and it would be yeah

You know spiders go deaf if you pull their legs off?..

[BanannaMan]

Well done MBK!!! :cool:
Now don't be afraid to rid yourself of any others invading your living space.

Spiders (and snakes)....
Kill them all I say.


We have a fair amont of these living about the property.
Needless to say... any that decide to come inside are dealt with in quick fashion.

http://www.gotbugs.com/Graphics/BlackWidow.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Folks, considering I am terrified of them, was there any need to post pictures of them on my thread?!?

And Miss YC - I'm can't get close enough to them to use the bit of card and mug thing....

[missyburd]

Folks, considering I am terrified of them, was there any need to post pictures of them on my thread?!?

And Miss YC - I'm can't get close enough to them to use the bit of card and mug thing....
Thought the chipmunk one might make you smile :oops:

How big was this spider you squished then? Have you considered getting one of these?
http://www.bb-shopping.com/prod_images/image_cat41/thumbs/300/thumb_2498_image1_spider-catcher-pink.jpg

[SoulKiss]

Trekkie .... :smt082

Edit: I've just found this randomly, tis actually really cute!

http://www.craphound.com/images/w1kspidersquirrel.jpg

Ahhh the fabled Taransquilla

[Magnum]

Aparantly the fear of spiders is a displaced fear of pubic hair.

[missyburd]

Ahhh the fabled Taransquilla
Taransmunk ya mean, tis a chipmunk not a chinchilla :p:p:p

[Venom]

Poor spider! :(

Too scared to watch the cute Spider! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhwdkz1TDU) cartoons?

Sing along! :)
:smt034 Spider in the bath, Spider in the bath!

[Graciepants]

Poor spider! :(

Too scared to watch the cute Spider! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFhwdkz1TDU) cartoons?

Sing along! :)
:smt034 Spider in the bath, Spider in the bath!

i used to watch those!! i have the video somewhere i used to watch when i was ill!!!!

[SoulKiss]

Get yourself transferred to the Territorial Support Unit of the Met.

2 Weeks training in Hendon and you'll be Backhanding and Baton-Slapping hairy legged nuisances :)

[SoulKiss]

Taransmunk ya mean, tis a chipmunk not a chinchilla :p:p:p

1st look I thought it was a SQUIRrel :)

[Venom]

i used to watch those!! i have the video somewhere i used to watch when i was ill!!!!

Can get it on DVD (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_?url=search-alias%3Ddvd&field-keywords=spider&x=19&y=22) now! ;)

:smt034 spider in the bath, spider in the bath

[Razor]

There is no way I will be touching any spider, EVER

while you sleep they walk on you, it's reckoned that in your lifetime you'll actually swallow a few while asleep...

[missyburd]

while you sleep they walk on you, it's reckoned that in your lifetime you'll actually swallow a few while asleep...
You guys are really not determined to help the situation are you!

[Biker Biggles]

I have an irrational fear of people from Camden Town.Does that mean I can kill any of them that get in my way when I need to use the loo at Cocos?

[Venom]

while you sleep they walk on you, it's reckoned that in your lifetime you'll actually swallow a few while asleep...

Isn't that a myth?

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

[joshmac]

Isn't that a myth?

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
Yeah I'm pretty sure it is mate

[Graciepants]

Can get it on DVD (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_w_h_?url=search-alias%3Ddvd&field-keywords=spider&x=19&y=22) now! ;)

:smt034 spider in the bath, spider in the bath

OMG!! amazingness!i know what im buying with my inheritence!

Isn't that a myth?

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

yeah someone put it in a newspaper didnt they to see how guilable people were but it massively caught on?

EDIT: i just read the link, how good am i?!

[SoulKiss]

Isn't that a myth?

Nope, everyone knows that a spider isnt a myth.

A myth is a female moth :)

[Woz]

Isn't that a myth?

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp


Maybe, maybe not. I have genuinely woken up with a huge moth in my mouth. I was hungover and thought it was just a dry mouth and I actually chewed it before spitting it out and realising what it was.

When I looked in the mirror, I had that shiny stuff they leave everywhere all over my face.

[Spiderman]

PS. RIP MBK's frightening spider. You were at the wrong place at the wrong time, but I'll remember you.
RIP soldier

spiderz eatz teh flyz, they iz ur friends...

Hez right youz noze ;)

+1 you're a meanie MBK, just you wait till Spiderman finds out about this! I don't like spiders but that doesn't mean I should kill it! I always find a mug and a bit of card and catch it, put it outside. Poor thing, RIP Spidey!
Grrrrrr, she sure didnt have to kill it. Eyes tight shut, fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la-la-la for a while and it would have magically dissapeared anyway.

My Grandma saw a right big hairy geeza of a spider in Thailand. But ive never been to Thailand :confused:

Nope, everyone knows that a spider isnt a myth.

A myth is a female moth :)

Quality :lol:

[joshmac]

Nope, everyone knows that a spider isnt a myth.

A myth is a female moth :)
:lol: Very good *cough* smartrse *cough*
Maybe, maybe not. I have genuinely woken up with a huge moth in my mouth. I was hungover and thought it was just a dry mouth and I actually chewed it before spitting it out and realising what it was.

When I looked in the mirror, I had that shiny stuff they leave everywhere all over my face.
That'd be horrible! Even worse with a hangover I bet.. wouldn't help with the headache lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

You are all mean. And I am very upset.

[hovis]

i have a cunning plan


fill Milky Bar Kids tent with spiders at AR09, then convince her that my tent is spider free


do they sell Rohypnol over the counter?

[Ping]

:(
Poor spider.

I just catch them and put them outside.

[joshmac]

i have a cunning plan


fill Milky Bar Kids tent with spiders at AR09, then convince her that my tent is spider free


do they sell Rohypnol over the counter?
I don't think she'd dislike spiders so much all of a sudden! :lol: ;)

[Bluefish]

drip drip drip drip drip


so cruel

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ha! I would sleep in Gracie's tent!

[joshmac]

Ha! I would sleep in Gracie's tent!
She's in on it too, in fact I think it was her idea. Mwuhahahahaaa :razz:

Try again ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyway, less chit chat before I also get a row.

MODS - think this thread can be locked now?!

[kitkat]

so much for roughy toughy police force. tackle criminals but dont show me a spider lol

[Spiderman]

so much for roughy toughy police force. tackle criminals but dont show me a spider lol

Just what i thought too, lol. Rock up to a RTA with bloody body parts strewn here and there, "go and sort out someof that mess and see if you can find any ID in the car please PC" "no worries sarge....oh actually, ive just seen a spider so i cant go over there now. The blood and guts dont bother me but i dont liek the way that spider is looking at me" :lol:

[ophic]

If I ever attend any protest demonstrations i'm taking my very own pet spider with me!

[Spiderman]

Now that sir is a brilliant idea! Maybe we should encourage all protestors to do the same thing but with a variety of creaturs. I'm sure there must be some snake-phobic cops too, and perhaps some earwig-phobics.

in fact next demo i go to i'll take a gay guy with me cos i know there must be tons of homophobic cops too ;)

[ophic]

in fact next demo i go to i'll take a gay guy with me cos i know there must be tons of homophobic cops too ;)
as long as you don't mind him being put in a jar and thrown through the nearest window :rolleyes:

[Spiderman]

if the cops come armed with jars big enough and they do it humanely then i guess i cant complain.
Anyway plenty more gays in Soho to choose from so i'm sure i wont be totally buggered.

Wait, i meant. Oh dear.

[fizzwheel]

Locked at orginal posters request.