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the_lone_wolf
06-05-09, 07:43 AM
I submit this photograph of Rider A performing a U-Turn...




































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/Phallen/DSC00253.jpg
Photo Credit (http://www.triumph675.net/forum/showthread.php?t=30965)
Venom
06-05-09, 07:51 AM
:lol: Muppet

that's a nice bike, nice colour. Can't be a sensible british rider tho there's no number plate on the back
gruntygiggles
06-05-09, 07:52 AM
OH GOOD GRIEF!!!!!! I can't currently find the words. U turn........Cattle grid..........WHY???????
plowsie
06-05-09, 07:56 AM
Pmsl
gruntygiggles
06-05-09, 07:57 AM
Oh, Errrrm, cough cough........Stretchie is a Honda rider so I better throw my 2p in by saying that not all of them are stupid. Oh hang on.....he threw the Blade down a twisty Welsh road last year didn't he!!!!
keithd
06-05-09, 07:57 AM
Can't be a sensible british rider tho there's no number plate on the back

definately not british, its left hand drive
plowsie
06-05-09, 08:01 AM
Oh, Errrrm, cough cough........Stretchie is a Honda rider so I better throw my 2p in by saying that not all of them are stupid. Oh hang on.....he threw the Blade down a twisty Welsh road last year didn't he!!!!
And reversed a Land Rover into his own bike :smt104
gruntygiggles
06-05-09, 08:02 AM
And reversed a Land Rover into his own bike :smt104

Haha, yep that too! Still can't believe it didn't end up on the floor. Honda riders may leave a little room for improvement, but you can't knock the Blackbird!
Luckypants
06-05-09, 08:44 AM
Oh, Errrrm, cough cough........Stretchie is a Honda rider so I better throw my 2p in by saying that not all of them are stupid. Oh hang on.....he threw the Blade down a twisty Welsh road last year didn't he!!!!

Did he tell you that? :smt081 Oohhhhh Kaaaaayyyyy....... yes it was twisty :---)


Love the photo in the OP, reminds that one or two bikes have done that on the way to the Ponderosa.
gruntygiggles
06-05-09, 08:46 AM
Did he tell you that? :smt081 Oohhhhh Kaaaaayyyyy....... yes it was twisty :---)


Love the photo in the OP, reminds that one or two bikes have done that on the way to the Ponderosa.

Nah....he told me what the road was like and showed me the pictures.....but it was a road in Wales, so I have attach the twisty tag to it...lol
Speedy Claire
06-05-09, 08:58 AM
What a numpty!!! are they all riding Honda`s cos surely it`d be much easier to extract the bike wheel from the cattle grid if he took his weight of it and got off the bike!!!
appollo1
06-05-09, 09:01 AM
i am so intrigued now but will have to wait til i get home to see the pic


work computers :smt013:smt013
Mr Speirs
06-05-09, 09:01 AM
Beat me to it Claire. Get off the sodding bike you doughnut.
the_lone_wolf
06-05-09, 09:07 AM
i am so intrigued now but will have to wait til i get home to see the pic


work computers :smt013:smt013

hopefully this post will have the same image attached
DanAbnormal
06-05-09, 09:08 AM
Ahem!

This is CLEARLY a Suzuki rider on a test ride.

:smt064:rolleyes:
davepreston
06-05-09, 09:15 AM
the only reason a suzuki rider would do that so the honda would get smashed by the next truck to come round the corner and puting it on utube with the title how to fix a honda :)
the_lone_wolf
06-05-09, 09:18 AM
Ahem!

This is CLEARLY a Suzuki rider on a test ride.

:smt064:rolleyes:

it could well be, unfortunately while the rider is a nuclear scientist by day who moonlights as a brain surgeon by night, once he was sat on the honda when they asked him how it happened he could muster nothing but a thin stream of drool from the corner of his mouth and determinedly wet himself

;)
hovis
06-05-09, 09:23 AM
once he was sat on the honda when they asked him how it happened he could muster nothing but a thin stream of drool from the corner of his mouth and determinedly wet himself

;)
thats because he was simply amazed at the awsome-ness of the honda.


:smt016
Owenski
06-05-09, 09:25 AM
One word,

Wally
Jamiebridges123
06-05-09, 10:18 AM
Oh my god what a giggle. :D
Alpinestarhero
06-05-09, 10:21 AM
What a numpty!!! are they all riding Honda`s cos surely it`d be much easier to extract the bike wheel from the cattle grid if he took his weight of it and got off the bike!!!

I'm wondering why he hasnt put the bike in neutral yet (hand still holding the clutch in) or turned off the engine!

silly silly honda rider
Kinvig
06-05-09, 10:26 AM
Nice looking bike, though....
lukemillar
06-05-09, 11:23 AM
thats because he was simply amazed at the awsome-ness of the honda.


:smt016

Hehe, good comeback :p
Graciepants
06-05-09, 11:57 AM
I submit this photograph of Rider A performing a U-Turn...
Photo Credit (http://www.triumph675.net/forum/showthread.php?t=30965)

had a nasty minute there while scrolling down thinking someone had taken a photo of me trying to do a uturn...
Daimo
06-05-09, 05:12 PM
definately not british, its left hand drive

lmao :lol:
FlyinCustard
06-05-09, 06:12 PM
the guy in the white t-shirt is too busy laughin to help pick the bike up, he must have jus got off his suzi:p
xXBADGERXx
06-05-09, 06:19 PM
Trundle , Paddle , Turn
Trundle ..... SQUUUEEEEEEEEEK , Thunk

"Uh Oh"
Spiderman
06-05-09, 06:26 PM
What a donut! :laughat:
gettin2dizzy
06-05-09, 06:38 PM
Haha! I may have done a similar thing on the tram lines in Manchester ;)
TEC
06-05-09, 08:35 PM
One word,

Wally
Naw, yank more like ;)
BanannaMan
07-05-09, 12:32 AM
Looks like a typical Honda rider to me.
Are you sure that's not just a Honda advertisement????

http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/files/bash.gif
natcar
20-05-09, 11:16 PM
No you've got it wrong, they are wedging it into the rails at 45 degrees so they can take "knee down" photos.
Jabba
21-05-09, 07:44 AM
What a numpty!!! are they all riding Honda`s cos surely it`d be much easier to extract the bike wheel from the cattle grid if he took his weight of it and got off the bike!!!

Erm....... then you'd all be laughing at him because the weight of the bike might have damaged/buckled his wheels or pulled the tyres from the rim. Suzuki riders, eh? :rolleyes:
Miss Alpinestarhero
21-05-09, 07:46 AM
:lol: now that is funny.

Why on earth would someone do a U-Turn near a cattle grid?! :shock: Must be more to it than that surely..
_Stretchie_
26-05-09, 03:23 PM
Tsk tsk tsk.... TYPICAL Suzuki riders.

All a kin to BMW drivers you are. You don't take the time to take a step back.. Look at the bigger picture, oh no. You just judge and act hastily..

Shame on you all...


If you saw the full picture not just this cropped one you would see that he's just pulled up outside the local bike friendly pub and parked up to go have an OJ with his mates after a particularly enthrawling bit of tarmac..

That person on the floor is just the average SV rider, got off their bike and run over to pay homage to what is a splendiferous machine adopting the correct posture when addressing a superior being before asking the obvious questions:

"'Ow fast duz it go?"

and

"Giz a go"