Don't feel too good

[timwilky]

Head is woozy, coughing greenies up, bones ache, even teeth hurt. Back on the pain killers for my leg that hurts like hell.

So what is it?

[Speedy Claire]

Swine Flu

[Baph]

Stop being a soft git & get on with work!

[timwilky]

look, I am lying in my pit waiting for a hot woman to sweat this out of me, sent the wife to work and daughter only makes me 1 brew an hour. plenty of undisturbed time. I could give the good ladies of the org 5 minutes each including foreplay, they only need an old fashioned nurses outfit with starched apron and stockings and they get the satisfaction of knowing they have made me feel better.

Who is going to mop my fevered brow and say there, there, there, please form a disorderly queue

[Holdup]

Dont come near me then:wink:

Get well soon

[Baph]

:lol: You know Tim that you're not allowed to vote for your favourite option don't you?

You'd be spent after the first 2mins of that treatment!! :lol:

[timwilky]

yeah, that's why I am allowing 3 minutes for foreplay

[Dave20046]

I like how you polled for the hot woman option tim :razz:

Get on with it, go to work - if you can put up with it other people can.

[Dicky Ticker]

Sounds like you will require a large dose of blue pills:D to continue with the necessary treatment
Considering you already have crutches for your"Limp"

[timwilky]

careful there, I don't like the use of the word "dose"

[chasey]

I voted hot women since keithd wasn't an option...same difference I believe!

[timwilky]

There was no way I was putting a hot keithd as a option.

[Speedy Claire]

Soz... my nurses uniform isn`t old fashioned enough lol

[timwilky]

Well, there are 2 pairs of the scrub type already hanging in my room if you need to borrow the wifes. I like my nurses to look feminine, theses days they look like sacks of spuds.

Somewhere she still has one of those little hats. ooooh down boy!

[Speedy Claire]

Well, there are 2 pairs of the scrub type already hanging in my room if you need to borrow the wifes. I like my nurses to look feminine, theses days they look like sacks of spuds.

Somewhere she still has one of those little hats. ooooh down boy!


I still have the hats and the little elasticated cuffs from my old uniforms :D

Right I`m off to attend to some sick people... get well soon and man up lol

[Paul the 6th]

sorry tim, think you might have caught it from me :(

[Quedos]

defo a godd bad women needed - it'll make you forget everything

[keithd]

have you passed away yet?

gee double ewe ess

ps ponce

[ophic]

I'll send Miss Ophic over.... but the bruises she'll leave will probably be worse than the condition you're in now :p

[timwilky]

I'll send Miss Ophic over.... but the bruises she'll leave will probably be worse than the condition you're in now :p

plus there is a danger of our crutches getting entangled

[Ed]

Cod Liver Oil cures most things:D

[Owenski]

perfect time for a sick day..
cough cough I ate mexican out at the weekend and now i feel all ill and stuff
ps the mexicans name was maria.

[timwilky]

perfect time for a sick day..
cough cough I ate mexican out at the weekend and now i feel all ill and stuff
ps the mexicans name was maria.

guess you must have gone down with something nasty you picked up

but this is not helping me, so far the nearest crumb of comfort I have had is a Jack Russell licking my sweaty forehead whilst I was dozing


At least the dog loves me

[Paul the 6th]

guess you must have gone down with something nasty you picked up

but this is not helping me, so far the nearest crumb of comfort I have had is a Jack Russell licking my sweaty forehead whilst I was dozing


At least the dog loves me


anyone watching the bbc news? dog flu has swept across north west of england!

[Speedy Claire]

Good castor oil enema is what you need.... give me your address whilst I find a length of hose pipe :smt023

[timwilky]

yippee, i feel so much better today

Also the cast is off my leg, replaced with an Aircast brace that can be removed, so off for a soak in the tub.

[Paul the 6th]

I've started feeling really bad again :(

[timwilky]

yuck, turns out my leg & foot had been covered in a half inch layer of congealed custard, nasty. No wonder it was itching.

Paul, what is up with you?

[Paul the 6th]

Just got a horrible head cold which is spreading to my lungs... Lots of lovely green stuff :( I'll be reet. Probably Lol

[Spiderman]

I'm gonna wish you both a hearty GWS and then stay the hell out of this thread.

Last thing i need right now is a speading to the chest cold or custard dipped leg thank you very muchly :)