View Full Version : Revenge is oh so sweet...
missyburd
07-05-09, 08:09 PM
So some of you may be familiar with my complete t1tstick of a housemate. Well earlier myself and 2 of my housemates found a lovely bit of incriminating packaging left conveniently in the lounge, namely one of those "pleasurable" items that are generally left hidden in some not so obvious place....
Of course I couldn't miss an oppurtunity to take pictures and somehow spill them on facebook MUAHAHA :smt077:smt077:smt077 Take that you filthy slimeball!!!!! :smt005
that definitely deserves a mister burns style excellent very funny.
Luckypants
07-05-09, 09:09 PM
Rushes off to Stalkbook.....
BanditPat
07-05-09, 09:13 PM
Whats your facebook? :D
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/twoponds/sv650/worthlesswithoutpics.gif
davepreston
07-05-09, 09:44 PM
well done babe im proud of you welcome to the dark side :)
Milky Bar Kid
07-05-09, 10:05 PM
Good on you lass!
keith_d
07-05-09, 10:08 PM
What - no chilli powder?? Well, I suppose it could have become a sore point. :D
missyburd
07-05-09, 10:27 PM
What - no chilli powder?? Well, I suppose it could have become a sore point. :D
Haha, no chilli powder but I am STRONGLY considering those laxative cupcakes :D
Jamiebridges123
07-05-09, 10:57 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/twoponds/sv650/worthlesswithoutpics.gif
Yes! Show what you're talking about :D
Paul the 6th
07-05-09, 11:01 PM
was it a dildo?
missyburd
07-05-09, 11:07 PM
Yes! Show what you're talking about :D
was it a dildo?
Don't think the U-rating allows it folks, although I censored it a bit :)
yorkie_chris
07-05-09, 11:20 PM
What - no chilli powder?? Well, I suppose it could have become a sore point. :D
If only I still had that can of pepper spray...
Jamiebridges123
07-05-09, 11:59 PM
Pm please :D lol
Shellywoozle
08-05-09, 12:13 AM
I liked the pictures, what on earth are those things hanging from a coathanger for LOL
hehe one weird dude that Mike
missyburd
08-05-09, 12:18 AM
I liked the pictures, what on earth are those things hanging from a coathanger for LOL
hehe one weird dude that Mike
I think he dressed up as a woman once and that's where they've come from but why they need to be hung above a door I don't know!
Oh and I forgot to mention the best part.....the landlady was showing people round the house today and they spent a fair bit of time chatting upstairs, just long enough to see EVERYTHING :D
Spiderman
08-05-09, 12:26 PM
Facebook link required, or a link to these incrimintaing pics :)
I'll look on FB later.
But Maria, do me a favour, and don't talk to Shelly about revenge. Otherwise I'll be on the run forever. :oops: :lol:
In return, free IT support for life. Sound good? :D :lol:
was it a dildo?
Was it a fleshlight?
Jamiebridges123
08-05-09, 12:36 PM
Was it a fleshlight?
Similar product.
Graciepants
08-05-09, 01:21 PM
OMG i just searched fleshlight in google
my eyes, MY EYES!!!!
I've got no idea what this thread is on about :smt059:smt051:smt083
Dave20046
08-05-09, 01:29 PM
oh dear
Iansv II
08-05-09, 01:30 PM
*snigger*
Dave20046
08-05-09, 01:31 PM
OMG i just searched fleshlight in google
my eyes, MY EYES!!!!
was it lots of nerds 'posing' with one?
Graciepants
08-05-09, 01:32 PM
was it lots of nerds 'posing' with one?
i went on the "build your own fleshlight" site :shock:
also - is that what your housemate had bought?!
Dave20046
08-05-09, 01:35 PM
why not just put that effort into finding a woman :confused:
missyburd
08-05-09, 02:21 PM
But Maria, do me a favour, and don't talk to Shelly about revenge. Otherwise I'll be on the run forever. :oops: :lol:
In return, free IT support for life. Sound good? :D :lol:
I suppose it will have to do :-P
i went on the "build your own fleshlight" site :shock:
also - is that what your housemate had bought?!
Oh dear, I did not want to see that straight after lunch, should have known better! Kinda similar lol
why not just put that effort into finding a woman :confused:
He has one atm but they won't last much longer, not been getting on too well I hear. This is the bloke who went through about 8 freshers in the space of 2 weeks :rolleyes: And made a point of stating he used to have 8 w....a day, bless....:sick:
Oh and the link, I won't be putting it up here, not wanting me full name distributed freely, so unless you're on me fbook you'll just have to use you imagination...shouldn't take much...wonder if he's seen the album yet? :laughat:
Was it a fleshlight?
My sweet innocent mind!! Defiled :shock:
*Fleshlight into Google Images*
What weird bar stewarding people..
Is that what the housemate had?
He has one atm but they won't last much longer, not been getting on too well I hear. This is the bloke who went through about 8 freshers in the space of 2 weeks :rolleyes:
Mmm sounds like a challenge haha :smt101
dizzyblonde
08-05-09, 02:32 PM
lol, seen the pics on facebook...and theres me thinking he'd found a new hobby in bead making:shock:
Dave20046
08-05-09, 03:55 PM
He has one atm but they won't last much longer, not been getting on too well I hear. This is the bloke who went through about 8 freshers in the space of 2 weeks :rolleyes: And made a point of stating he used to have 8 w....a day, bless....:sick:
Oh and the link, I won't be putting it up here, not wanting me full name distributed freely, so unless you're on me fbook you'll just have to use you imagination...shouldn't take much...wonder if he's seen the album yet? :laughat:
sounds like a royal ********
Alpinestarhero
08-05-09, 04:34 PM
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww
xXBADGERXx
08-05-09, 04:43 PM
Oh dear GOD , he`s a Scumbag of the highest order .
Take 2 bottles into the shower Scumbag Mike ?
Just "Go and Wash"
just looked at your photos on face book...
Mikes quite a dirty boy in more ways than one!!!
missyburd
08-05-09, 05:44 PM
Pmsl at the replies guys :-D
Dont have access to your facebook pages so couldn't comment. By all accounts he sounds like a normal student experimenting with his sexual limits. You lot are obviously just prudes!
missyburd
08-05-09, 06:36 PM
Dont have access to your facebook pages so couldn't comment. By all accounts he sounds like a normal student experimenting with his sexual limits. You lot are obviously just prudes!
Nah there's experimenting, then there's just being plain foul :p
Nah there's experimenting, then there's just being plain foul :p
Again, each to his own. If you don't like involving "fowl" in your business then that's your business. And by all accounts, this thread is worthless without pictures:p
missyburd
08-05-09, 07:30 PM
Again, each to his own. If you don't like involving "fowl" in your business then that's your business. And by all accounts, this thread is worthless without pictures:p
I'll pm you them then, not putting them up, I happen to respect the U-rating ;):p
missyburd
08-05-09, 07:45 PM
Again, each to his own. If you don't like involving "fowl" in your business then that's your business. And by all accounts, this thread is worthless without pictures:p
Lol there's nothing prudish about it, I have absolutely no problem with people experimenting, life is for living and all that. However, I do feel a bit of respect for other people who share the same flat is necessary. Leaving stuff like that around in a lounge which other people happen to use is pretty disgusting, it insinuates he used it in there :puker: Such things are fine and dandy but really a private thing. Guess it depends on the person but if you met him you'd understand :)
Paul the 6th
08-05-09, 08:40 PM
the guy sounds like a stain... Irritating & hard to get rid of/ignore.
.... is it a dildo? :)
dizzyblonde
08-05-09, 08:42 PM
.... is it a dildo? :)
no its a special kind of massager:smt108
amongst other odd things.
missyburd
08-05-09, 08:45 PM
the guy sounds like a stain... Irritating & hard to get rid of/ignore.
.... is it a dildo? :)
You're on my fbook you fool :p
You're on my fbook you fool :p
lol
dirtydog
08-05-09, 09:29 PM
I'll pm you them then, not putting them up, I happen to respect the U-rating ;):p
Come on them pm them to me to- i'm not on (two)faced book ;)
missyburd
08-05-09, 09:32 PM
You are a curious bunch ain't ya! :-P PM'd
He's a good artist, lol :rolleyes:
missyburd
08-05-09, 09:39 PM
He's a good artist, lol :rolleyes:
Haha yeah, should be in the Tate ;) (waits for someone to modify my post :rolleyes::-P)
dirtydog
08-05-09, 09:39 PM
You are a curious bunch ain't ya! :-P PM'd
Curious?? Nah just nosey ;)
You should've hidden it and waited for him to ask if anyone had seen it :smt082
missyburd
08-05-09, 09:40 PM
Curious?? Nah just nosey ;)
You should've hidden it and waited for him to ask if anyone had seen it :smt082
So much for being polite :lol:
I hardly think he'd miss the packaging tbh :-P I'm assuming he's taken it with him wherever he's beggared off off to for the past week...
argggggggggggggg...where does he wash that when hes finished.
Or does he hang it out to dry and then scrape out the crud
dizzyblonde
08-05-09, 09:57 PM
Or does he hang it out to dry ...
perhaps he does...along with the fake chest:shaking:
missyburd
08-05-09, 10:20 PM
argggggggggggggg...where does he wash that when hes finished.
Or does he hang it out to dry and then scrape out the crud
FFs Gid, that's NOT a nice thought! Mind you, neither is the thought of him using it in the lounge in the first place :shock: :pale:
Only a month left now Maria, come ooooon!:mad::rambo::-?
FFs Gid, that's NOT a nice thought! Mind you, neither is the thought of him using it in the lounge in the first place :shock: :pale:
Only a month left now Maria, come ooooon!:mad::rambo::-?
:smt056
FFs Gid, that's NOT a nice thought! Mind you, neither is the thought of him using it in the lounge in the first place :shock: :pale:
Thanks for that. I now have mental images of a guy using it over that drawing. :puker: :pale: need to bleach my mind now
missyburd
08-05-09, 10:25 PM
Thanks for that. I now have mental images of a guy using it over that drawing. :puker: :pale: need to bleach my mind now
Tooo far Venom :smt120
Tooo far Venom :smt120
Can someone use one of those MIB memory erasers on me please. I feel ill. :(
My mind didn't link the lounge stuff in the pics together until Gid, Dizzy and you mentioned it in the last few posts.
This thread is turning in to a
Masdebate.....
is he a dirtyboy ?
is he confussed.com ?
or a grot student wee wee head who like to play by himself?
you decide... MYC
if the latter then he'll fit right in...
missyburd
08-05-09, 11:24 PM
This thread is turning in to a
Masdebate.....
Oh dear :lol: There's a healthy interest in all things sexual but then there's borderline obsession. Every conversation with him (if you're unfortunate to become embroiled in one) is turned round to it, I think he's basically immature. He has a scoring board for women, 10 being "steamy hot" and 0 being "swamp donkey" (I was near the top apparently LOL). His idea of a fun day out is down the local sex shop (no joke, he saud as much to me once). Most guys like to chat about it but I think he takes it to the extreme!
BUT there we are, he's harmless enough, very amusing though!
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