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captainsmelly
13-05-09, 02:45 PM
As the answer to every poll?
its a secret.
if you dont know, your not meant to know.
;)
Spiderman
13-05-09, 02:47 PM
and if you ask too loudly you might find that you've disspapeared in the middle of the night, never to be seen again.
so shhhhhhh.
and if you ask too loudly you might find that you've disspapeared in the middle of the night, never to be seen again.
so shhhhhhh.
indeed.....its akin to saying beeteljuice thrice consequetive....
lock it down before somebody gets hurt.....
SoulKiss
13-05-09, 02:51 PM
lock it down before somebody gets hurt.....
Translation, K will come a-visiting........
uh ohhhhhhhhhh you questioned the Keith to the D
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:01 PM
As the answer to every poll?
So brave...
It's on a need to know basis, if you don't know, you don't NEED to know ;)
wyrdness
13-05-09, 03:06 PM
Why KeithD?
That is a question that we all ask ourselves.
timwilky
13-05-09, 03:07 PM
and those that know, know not to tell
amnesia
13-05-09, 03:09 PM
indeed.....its akin to saying beeteljuice thrice consequetive....
Time to tempt fate...
KeithD...
KeithD...
KeithD....
:smt075
davepreston
13-05-09, 03:12 PM
lock your door but a chair against the one in the bedroom hide under the sheets and hope that they dont come
there are somethings that should only be for god to understand and one is the keith d option
The first thing about KeithD, is you can not talk about KeithD
Time to tempt fate...
KeithD...
KeithD...
KeithD....
:smt075
aaah to get the real affect you need to utter my full name...
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:31 PM
The first thing about KeithD, is you can not talk about KeithD
The second thing, if you do not know the real secret behing the KeithD option, you must call him 'El Mysterio'.
captainsmelly
13-05-09, 03:34 PM
Mod's can you delete this thread I'm scared now
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 03:37 PM
I`d like to know too and I`m not scared :smt071
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:39 PM
I`d like to know too and I`m not scared :smt071
The third thing about KeithD, he is the only man that has been known to knock an Elephant out with a stare :shock:
aaah to get the real affect you need to utter my full name...Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Delany,
Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Delany,
Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Delany.
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:42 PM
Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Agostini Delany,
Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Agostini Delany,
Keith Aloisius Gilbert Rodney Sharon Charlton Agostini Delany.
Edited...
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 03:43 PM
The third thing about KeithD, he is the only man that has been known to knock an Elephant out with a stare :shock:
you calling me an elephant :smt062
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:44 PM
you calling me an elephant :smt062
No, I am merely stating one of his finer capabilities, just think what he could do to a human :smt105
Ceri JC
13-05-09, 03:49 PM
Who cares. ;)
SoulKiss
13-05-09, 03:51 PM
Who cares. ;)
You trying to express "KeithD" about KeithD ??????
Brave man, btu even Chuck Norris would be running by now.......
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 03:52 PM
No, I am merely stating one of his finer capabilities, just think what he could do to a human :smt105
:D I`m still not scared
plowsie
13-05-09, 03:54 PM
Who cares. ;)
Ceri, KEITH IS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!! RUNNNNN!!! QUICK!!!!!
Who cares. ;)
steady. careless talk costs loaves....
:D I`m still not scared
you should be
be afraid.......... be very afraid
:-s
:D I`m still not scared
It's too late - he's in your dreams now!!!
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 04:14 PM
It's too late - he's in your dreams now!!!
OMG he wouldn`t want to be in my dreams lol..... they`re full of dead kittens and dead hamsters and weird stuff!
SoulKiss
13-05-09, 04:15 PM
OMG he wouldn`t want to be in my dreams lol..... they`re full of dead kittens and dead hamsters and weird stuff!
Who do you think killed the kittens?
I'm far too scared to post in here.
ah rubbish. Failed again... :smt091
plowsie
13-05-09, 04:18 PM
steady. careless talk costs loaves....
Speak of one of em...
you should be
be afraid.......... be very afraid
:-s
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 04:25 PM
Who do you think killed the kittens?
http://uploads.bikechat.net/Speedy Claire/scared.gif
aaah to get the real affect you need to utter my full name...
I thought keithd WAS your real name :confused:
yorkie_chris
13-05-09, 05:24 PM
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!
sv-robo
13-05-09, 05:35 PM
As the answer to every poll?
The guy asks an honest innocent question & nobody has the decency to answer him properly......why is this?.....clique,cliquety clique!!![-X
The guy asks an honest innocent question & nobody has the decency to answer him properly......why is this?.....clique,cliquety clique!!![-X
lol chill winston!!!
So dissapointed, came on here thinking Keithd had responded with why, but nope. lol Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssseeeee tell us, its been bugging me all day :(
plowsie
13-05-09, 05:54 PM
Just to annoy Robo, don't post the answer ;)
I'm betting someone will have PM'd sargeantsmelly with the answer...
davepreston
13-05-09, 05:58 PM
f me i dont know but im still having a laugh with the thread
sv-robo
13-05-09, 05:58 PM
Just to annoy Robo, don't post the answer ;)
I'm betting someone will have PM'd sargeantsmelly with the answer...
Lol,think i'l get over it:)
plowsie
13-05-09, 06:01 PM
Lol,think i'l get over it:)
Thinking about it, why didn't you wanna post what its all about if it upsets you so much that some of us are having a laff...
;)
xXBADGERXx
13-05-09, 06:05 PM
OMG he wouldn`t want to be in my dreams lol..... they`re full of dead kittens and dead hamsters and weird stuff!
And watergoing SV`s with removeable side panels that can be used as Oars ......... it`s true she told me about this dream on NW5 , I advised her to stop eating Cheese before bedtime :smt110
KeithD? Never 'eard of 'im :---)
Bluefish
13-05-09, 06:11 PM
seen keith d ages ago, but couldn't be bothered to ask, just as well i didn't, it's obviousley not important. ;)
captainsmelly
13-05-09, 06:13 PM
Just to annoy Robo, don't post the answer ;)
I'm betting someone will have PM'd sargeantsmelly with the answer...
No :( I must admit, the conspiracy seems to run deeper then I thought...
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 06:13 PM
And watergoing SV`s with removeable side panels that can be used as Oars ......... it`s true she told me about this dream on NW5 , I advised her to stop eating Cheese before bedtime :smt110
pmsl...had forgotten about that one!!
madness
13-05-09, 06:16 PM
I've always assumed this Keithd fella was well known for beind someone who 'Couldn't give a f**k either way'!
he is like chuc norris,
keithd is every where
plowsie
13-05-09, 06:19 PM
I've always assumed this Keithd fella was well known for beind someone who 'Couldn't give a f**k either way'!
*little britain, David Walliams Scottish sketch voice*
Ye know too much!
keithd is every where
Aye, he is ubiquitous.
madness
13-05-09, 06:25 PM
*little britain, David Walliams Scottish sketch voice*
Ye know too much!
Aye, I'm not just a pretty face
Oh wait a minute, I'm not one of them either!
-Ralph-
13-05-09, 07:33 PM
why is this?.....clique,cliquety clique!!![-X
Nail, Head! ;)
Remember what they used to say about seatbelts? - Clunk, click, Belt Up every time! :D
Just to annoy Robo, don't post the answer ;)
I'm betting someone will have PM'd sargeantsmelly with the answer...
So does that mean sargeantsmelly is now safely strapped in?
Jamiebridges123
13-05-09, 07:41 PM
he is like chuc norris,
keithd is every where
Beat me too it. :scratch:
hide your children and kittens.
Ok Ok... EveryBody keep calm...!
Now in a slow and orderly fashion, everyone please
evacuate this thread now...
Women and Children First.....
Jamiebridges123
13-05-09, 07:56 PM
That means all us men can stay? :D
Speedy Claire
13-05-09, 07:56 PM
OMG I didn`t realise it was that serious!!!
Where`s the lifeboats?
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you folks
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!
we must have met in the Future...:wink:
-Ralph-
13-05-09, 08:16 PM
OMG I didn`t realise it was that serious!!!
Where`s the lifeboats?
Were you not aware that kittens and babies have already lost thier lives! KeithD is indeed a subject of life and death. No need for lifeboats on an unsinkable ship tho! ;)
Kilted Ginger
13-05-09, 08:28 PM
OMG, WTF:confused::smt118:smt043:smt107:smt046
Thought i knew, now i'm not so sure.
My brain hurts:drink:
xXBADGERXx
13-05-09, 08:56 PM
"These are not the Keiths your looking for"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/xXBADGERXx/droids.jpg
I have always wondered this, will we ever know?
dizzyblonde
13-05-09, 10:44 PM
apparently hes some sort of star:smt104
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Keith_D
lukemillar
14-05-09, 01:51 AM
If you go back to the start of the forum and read every single post ever posted until the present day- then will you understand "keithd" ;)
Has anyone else noticed though that a second keith d has turned up? The one with the scuba avatar.
BanannaMan
14-05-09, 03:38 AM
Why keithD?...As the answer to every poll?
I have always wondered this, will we ever know?
Isn't it obvious???
Hang out for a bit lads, you'll pick up on it. ;)
Although it's type of thing that some people can never fully grasp.
Did you ask for your diploma your after first semester at school?
The guy asks an honest innocent question & nobody has the decency to answer him properly......why is this?.....clique,cliquety clique!!![-X
I know!!!
But I'm generally considered by most to be more of a "thorn in the side", or "pebble in the shoe",...... as opposed to being in "the clique".
You know how those ****ing americans are.
Has anyone else noticed though that a second keith d has turned up? The one with the scuba avatar.
He appeared a couple of month's ago....
And I'm fairly sure one of them is an evil twin....but which one??? :confused:
(Hoping to spot one or the other with a mini-me)
SoulKiss
14-05-09, 06:58 AM
And I'm fairly sure one of them is an evil twin....
KeithD is neither good or evil - he just is, like a force of nature.
However if there WAS an evil twin, the other twin would be more-evil :)
Although it's type of thing that some people can never fully grasp.
If we have to explain, then you'll never understand.
Owenski
14-05-09, 08:43 AM
I've always assumed this Keithd fella was well known for beind someone who 'Couldn't give a f**k either way'!
which is as much as I'd thought,
much the same as Jack D is a missery Keith D is like his .org version.
Brilliantly dry humor.
I heard rumors that He stared down Chuck Norris!
plowsie
14-05-09, 08:54 AM
Is he The Stig?
No, he taught the Stig...
All we know is he's called KiethD...
:scratch:
dizzyblonde
14-05-09, 09:38 AM
Has anyone else noticed though that a second keith d has turned up? The one with the scuba avatar.
thats his clone, to divert your attention away from what hes really up to
thats his clone, to divert your attention away from what hes really up to
say your goodbyes to your loved one's....
actually that sounded really sinister!! i do apologise!!!
say your goodbyes to your loved one's....
my loved one's what? handbag? car? bike? underwear? :shock:
plowsie
14-05-09, 10:01 AM
actually that sounded really sinister!! i do apologise!!!
KeithD never apologises unless he means it...
He's French... that's why we don't talk about it.
I could tell, for I have the cake to protect me... but I can't be bothered.
He's French... that's why we don't talk about it.
you can DEFINATELY start saying your goodbye's ....!!!:evil:
dizzyblonde
14-05-09, 10:18 AM
Actually I think hes the Scarlett Pimpernel..
They seek him here, they seek him there,
you can DEFINATELY start saying your goodbye's ....!!!:evil:
Pah! You do not scare me, for I have the power of cake (and some mental health issues).
:lol: Remeber, KeithD can have his cake and eat it too!
I pity the fool who touches my cake.
Or
Nobody puts my cake in a corner... (and eats it)
Owenski
14-05-09, 12:41 PM
You know when a sock goes missing in the wash....
Oh yeah! thats keithd
plowsie
14-05-09, 12:47 PM
You know when a sock goes missing in the wash....
Oh yeah! thats keithd
He eats it smothered in tobasco sauce.
Spiderman
14-05-09, 12:54 PM
KeithD can accept a candygram that was for Mongo...and Mongo wont complain!
First rule about KeithD is you don´t talk about KeithD...
Said that one already you know anna...do keep up! :rolleyes:
http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=1904788&postcount=13
Said that one already you know anna...do keep up! :rolleyes:
http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=1904788&postcount=13
but its worth repeating tho V, just so peoples know...
Said that one already you know anna...do keep up! :rolleyes:
http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=1904788&postcount=13
would that be... hitler keithd? :shock: or does that not bear thinking about?
Said that one already you know anna...do keep up! :rolleyes:
http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=1904788&postcount=13
you mean I have to be original now??? damn when did they change the rules??
plowsie
14-05-09, 01:33 PM
And just to keep that statement clear for newbies, its in my sig ;)
I don't think kiethd is real.... its all smoke and mirrors...
I don't think kiethd is real.... its all smoke and mirrors...
this has been mentioned on more than one occassion...many people believe to have sighted, many have been incorrect.....
dizzyblonde
14-05-09, 01:40 PM
Maybe hes not a 'D' at all
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/ZendoDeb/misc/V_for_Vendetta.jpg
Owenski
14-05-09, 01:40 PM
does that not mean we are all breaking the first rule ?
Spiderman
14-05-09, 01:40 PM
Its been said by reliable sources that KeithD is actually the name of the passenger in the sidecar in his avatar and a dastardly ploy to keep assasins off his trail.
I used to think KeithD was Carlos The Jackal...until they caught him and keithD kept on posting.
KeithD, KeithD there´s no one like KeithD,
For he´s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square--
But when a crime´s discovered, then KeithD´s not there!!
KeithD's alter ego hasnt show is face yet?
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