what sort of daft things to people do when drunk??

[Mrs_giggles]

this comes from what mr dp did last night,
some background, after yesterdays carlsberg rideout mr dp went to yc for a night out and at 4am this morning i was woken by a phone call and a full on rendition from mr dp and yc, of "youve lost that loving feeling".:p
have to say it was quite good, they wanted me to know that they where back safe! well they where back but it will be sore heads later today hehehe.
so do you know any funny drunk habbits.......????

[the_lone_wolf]

what sort of daft things to people do when drunk??
drive...

:reaper:

[timwilky]

Drunk -> Kebab.


If only we could get real after pub food round here.

[Mr Speirs]

Two things stick out in my mind:
1: got drunk on Tuesday night, woke up next morning with a Lastminute.com confirmation slip for a flight to Jfk New York and out of Toronto Canada two weeks later. Flew out on Thursday.

2. Was really drunk and in the middle of the night needed a toilet so got up, took Kerri's picture of the effiel tower off of the wall and put it on the floor, then pulled my pants down to go for a wee on it. Wasn't until kerri shouted at me to go to the bathroom that I realised what was going on.

[Wideboy]

what sort of daft things to people do when drunk??

stop drinking and go to sleep = :mad:

[Frank]

woke up one night in desperate need for ther loo.
Some gits had crept in earlier though and moved round the bed and furniture ,so I couldnt find the door in the dark.
Ended up having to pee out of the window.all over someones bike

[missyburd]

this comes from what mr dp did last night,
some background, after yesterdays carlsberg rideout mr dp went to yc for a night out and at 4am this morning i was woken by a phone call and a full on rendition from mr dp and yc, of "youve lost that loving feeling".:p

Now I feel left out :( All I got was a text saying how "pird" he was (translates as pi$$ed)!

Eeee how I long for the days when I get serenaded with drunk renditions of random songs at daft hours in the morning :rolleyes::D8-[

[Paul the 6th]

swear like a trooper and take lots of photo's of everything. Oh and I sometimes attempt to flirt with people.... regardless of gender :|

[Mrs_giggles]

just spoke to the offending two myc and they have little recolection of it but seem to have had a real good night one of these days i am going to get a dictaphone and record it.

[Mrs_giggles]

dave also has tried the ****ing on things in bedrom untill was stopped, he swears blind that he does not do these things

[missyburd]

just spoke to the offending two myc and they have little recolection of it but seem to have had a real good night one of these days i am going to get a dictaphone and record it.
S'ok Mrsgiggles, I'll add it to my ever-growing list of "things to bring out in case of guilt tripping" :mrgreen: (which I haven't had to use yet dammit). Anyway if YC was singing then that is a clear indication of severe intoxication haha.

I have been known to bite ankles in past drunken episodes (which admittedly don't happen often..)

[Mrs_giggles]

yeah both suffering from sore heads today

[xXBADGERXx]

Steal Wooden Hippos , play A$$ Piano and Stick Plastic Flowers in Yorkie Chris`s Exhaust.

Come up with Cuuuuuurazy ideas like Gaffa taping over the end of Yoshimura Exhausts and egging Yorkie Chris on to go and do it

[Paul the 6th]

I miss badger. Can I come to your house for a p!ss up badger?

[xXBADGERXx]

I miss badger. Can I come to your house for a p!ss up badger?

Some day , maybe not today , maybe not tomorrow ..... but some day soon

[the_lone_wolf]

Some day , maybe not today , maybe not tomorrow ..... but some day soon

later that day...

[sv-robo]

You don't wanna know lol.

[Paws]

My best mate phones &/or txts me telling she loves me etc when shes drunk

[yorkie_chris]

Yurg.

[Paul the 6th]

i hump things as well :)

[yorkie_chris]

You were doing that sober...

[missyburd]

Attempt to give people piggybacks and end up diving onto concrete and grazing knees and palms....

[xXBADGERXx]

Attempt to give people piggybacks and end up diving onto concrete and grazing knees and palms....

Maria , you don`t have the build to give ANYONE a PiggyBack , that`s like asking a Mouse to lift an Elephant :smt081

[missyburd]

Maria , you don`t have the build to give ANYONE a PiggyBack , that`s like asking a Mouse to lift an Elephant :smt081
Lmao, I never said it was me.... And besides, I have given piggybacks before! Admittedly from the age of 12 downwards .....

[Jabba]

I sing. Not your usual tunes...... either bawdy rugby songs (e.g. "She's a big, fat, hairy tw..t, twice the size of me....") or the long-time fav footy chant of "Ooh, aah.... sing for Cantona".

Thankfully, I've only ever woken the neighbours up with the latter.


Oh, and everyone's my best mate when I'm drunk :thumbsup:

[missyburd]

My friend has a classic song she will burst into when she needs a pi$$ (and drunk :-P), it's very catchy...along the lines of "I need to uuuuuurinate, I need to uuuuuurinate, I need to peeeeeee, I need to peeeeee!" Over and over...

[arcdef]

The worst ive done is let my gf of the time try and give me a tattoo by cutting and putting stuff in there, oh how i regret getting that drunk :(

[shonadoll]

I woke up fully clothed in a wicker ali baba type laundry basket.

[Paul the 6th]

about a month ago, I decided that my bed wasn't suitable for sleeping in so went and fell asleep in the fire escape of a hostel just off hyde park. Woke up at 4 in the morning when someone tripped over me... the hostel manager!

[Swin]

Was locked out after a proper session, so had the briliant idea of climbing in thru one of those small venty type windows - got stuck....

Got locked out of my hotel room once, stark naked - had walked straight out onto the landing instead of turning for the bathroom - luckily I found a tourist map and crept down to reception to ring for the night porter to let me back in...

Many, many times have I mistaken the airing cupboard for the toilet, luckily Mrs Swin is a light sleeper and has always caught me - so far!

I'm quite glad I gave up drinking now that I think about it, or am I? 8-)

[Sally]

Sleeping in the dogs bed, fat birds, smoking indoors, smoking in taxis, jumping through barbed wire, outdoor activites:rolleyes:, encouraging the boys in blue to spray me with CS spray which they thankfully declined, giving haircuts, falling asleep and locking myself in the toilet with my head down the pan, hurling abuse at large groups of the local neds, shot-gunning cider, tequila, stubbing fags out on hands, lighting fags from the filter end..
Could go on for a while..

Think what that list will look like once I am legal :smt095

[kitkat]

i got engaged. At work next day everyone was congratulating me, I thought they were being sarky because I had managed to turn up on time. Boss asked if I remembered getting engaged - I said no, who was it!

we are now divorced, it was a sign of things to come I think.:rolleyes:

[Luckypants]

Sleep on the bar of pub. :D

[Richie]

missing my flight to Oz.. by 18 hours as was still out for the count on the laundry room floor...
Benadictine... is a horrible drink...

[Richie]

Join the Army.... That one was a good en....

18.2 years later......... the jokes on me.

[Jamiebridges123]

Never been drunk. Never will get drunk.

[yorkie_chris]

Lol. Believe that when I see it. Or not.

[Jamiebridges123]

Rephrase: Never gotten so drunk I can't either a) walk, or b) remain 99% functional of body and mouth.

[yorkie_chris]

That's just paralytic and probably a good few pints past the intent of this thread :-P

If so utterly paggared then you would be fairly boring as unable to do anything funny!

[missyburd]

Rephrase: Never gotten so drunk I can't either a) walk, or b) remain 99% functional of body and mouth.
I've never got to the stage where I can't physically haul myself upstairs, or lost all control. I've been absolutely paggered twice, both while in friends houses, I would never comtemplate going beyond my limits while out in town, just isn't worth it.

[Jamiebridges123]

Hmm.. I just don't see the point in "getting drunk". That's just me, never really have been one of the binge drinkers, even though I'm still in my late teens.. Maybe it's because I'm that stuck up ***** from down south.

I've never got to the stage where I can't physically haul myself upstairs, or lost all control. I've been absolutely paggered twice, both while in friends houses, I would never comtemplate going beyond my limits while out in town, just isn't worth it.

Sometimes it's even worse in your friends house... *cough* teabagging. :safe:

[missyburd]

Hmm.. I just don't see the point in "getting drunk". That's just me, never really have been one of the binge drinkers, even though I'm still in my late teens.. Maybe it's because I'm that stuck up ***** from down south.
Nah, just got your head screwed on properly and no doubt realize getting embarassingly intoxicated isn't particularly pleasant.

EDIT: or cheap...although it can be...that 70% ethanol in the lab....

[Jamiebridges123]

Can thank my Dad for that, always allowed me a little bit when I was younger so I had no urge to drink when I'm older.

[yorkie_chris]

I was always taught that being drunk is no fun but getting drunk is. So drink with your mates sociably and treat drunkeness as a possible result, rather than the aim of a night out.

Just for the love of God, don't go out for a "few beers" with an unhinged ex-squaddie. Your liver will not be your friend and embarrasing things will be on the internet!

[lukemillar]

That's just paralytic and probably a good few pints past the intent of this thread :-P

If so utterly paggared then you would be fairly boring as unable to do anything funny!

I've never got to the stage where I can't physically haul myself upstairs, or lost all control. I've been absolutely paggered twice, both while in friends houses, I would never comtemplate going beyond my limits while out in town, just isn't worth it.

paggered? Never heard that before. Northerners can't take their drink so they had to make a word for it! ;):p

[missyburd]

Just for the love of God, don't go out for a "few beers" with an unhinged ex-squaddie. Your liver will not be your friend and embarrasing things will be on the internet!

Embarassing things? Pray tell :smt077

paggered? Never heard that before. Northerners can't take their drink so they had to make a word for it! ;):p
Lmao, we have lots of quirky sayings, tis called "widening the vocabulary and being imaginative", you southerners should try it :D

[lukemillar]

Lmao, we have lots of quirky sayings, tis called "widening the vocabulary and being imaginative", you southerners should try it :D

Are you nuts!? - you guys always miss out half the words and letters in a sentence! :lol:

"Goin down t'pub, for pint and packet o'crisps. Proper."

Besides, we have cockney rhyming slang:smt028BAM!

[missyburd]

Are you nuts!? - you guys always miss out half the words and letters in a sentence! :lol:

"Goin down t'pub, for pint and packet o'crisps. Proper."

Besides, we have cockney rhyming slang:smt028BAM!

Cockney rhyming slang only exists because people can't remember what they're supposed to be saying so make up something that sounds similar :-P And we miss out words because we are bright enough to realise that expending additional energy is not necessary when things can be said in short \\:D/

[Mr Speirs]

Oh and back in the day when I got really drunk I had a bad habit of doing Tequila Suicides.

1. Snort Salt
2. Drink Shot
3. Squirt Lemon Juice in your eye.

First time I did it I couldn't figure out why my nose was hurting and I had a red eye.

Im much more sensible now

[Holdup]

Me 17 never been drunk (doing it properly when im 18 ) mainly as what Jamie said being aloud drink at home etc, my bro (15) bank hol monday decides lets get 6 bottles of stella, drink 5 of them between 1pm and 4.15pm after only having egg on toast for breakfast and thats all he eaten all day, for his friends mum to phone up and say umm he's been drinking now he's worse for ware, only for my mum and dad to go pick him up and find out he cant move... so my dad dragged him down the stairs on his back chucked him in the car got home got some plastic sheets out laid him in the hall way and left him there, he wont be doing that any time soon again i dont think but not only that he's boring and just seems to pass out. God knows why he done it he's been allowed drink at home and my mum even said she didnt understand him getting drunk as thats why she always allowed us drink at home so that we wouldnt go and get pi**ed

[yorkie_chris]

Embarassing things? Pray tell :smt077

See the OP!

[Owenski]

Stupidest thing:- Deciding a night time swim in the sea while on holiday in Majorca not a good idea, a) sharks b) getting lost and c)getting lost and eaten by sharks. we didnt get far, got scared and swam like mad back to the beach.

Funniest thing:- Moving a set of road works from one side of the road to the other in town. They hadnt started digging yet but come the following afternoon they had... on the wrong side of the road.

[ophic]

Mate of mine decided to eat a dried birdseye chilli after a heavy session. His head exploded :smt005

[Sally]

Me 17 never been drunk (doing it properly when im 18 ) mainly as what Jamie said being aloud drink at home etc, my bro (15) bank hol monday decides lets get 6 bottles of stella, drink 5 of them between 1pm and 4.15pm after only having egg on toast for breakfast and thats all he eaten all day, for his friends mum to phone up and say umm he's been drinking now he's worse for ware, only for my mum and dad to go pick him up and find out he cant move...

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing? :)

[SoulKiss]

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing? :)

No Idea, best I ever saw in Alford was a girl discussing with the barmaid what she was going to do for her 15th birthday while getting a round in :)

[MCN_LiamM]

I've done the tequila suicides thing. My entire face went numb but I probably would do it again.

At Donington GP last year in the campsite. Me and a few mates went (all 18 ) and got properly hammered on the Friday night (I think) I must have decided I was tired and went to bed. No idea what time or anything. All of this is what my friends told me.

So at god knows what time in the morning I must have decided I needed a slash. Only I couldn't figure out how to open my tent. Started shouting for my mates to come and open the door or I was gunna have a slash there.

My mate opened the tent, decided he was gunna escort me to the bogs and went back into his tent to put his shoes on.

Came back outside to me ****ing on the side of his tent then saying: 'doesn't matter now.' and going back to bed. Still don't remember it.

Drinking a full bottle of JD and sat on my mate's bed with my trousers round my ankles.
Bush diving
Setting various body parts on fire
Setting other folks body parts on fire
Crossing swords
A few of us smoking a cigar to see who could throw up first.
Having a tomato and orange fight at someones house. The walls were a mess in the morning.
Throwing dumbells down my mates stairs when he was trying to sleep.
Fell to sleep on somebodies landing while cuddling a teddy bear.
Playing tennis with an orange and some pans.

After a night out on the town me and a mate got chatting with some lasses and when it came to kicking out time (about 6:30 am i think) they asked us if we wanted to get in their taxi and they'd drop us off.
So we did. The taxi pulled up outside my mates house and the bird asked us if we were gunna put to for taxi fare.
I said yeah, chucked 20p at her and did one.

[ophic]

Bush diving
now this brings back memories... although we called it "hedge diving" to save any confusion! ;)

[missyburd]

Bush diving, is that like bush scrambling or do I not want to know....:confused:

[MCN_LiamM]

It's jumping in hedges. Just to clear up any confusion.

Also moving roadwork cones to the middle of the road and stealing signs is a good one.

[missyburd]

It's jumping in hedges. Just to clear up any confusion.

Also moving roadwork cones to the middle of the road and stealing signs is a good one.
Ah jumping in/over and climbing up hedges, good way to pass the time lol. We've had traffic cones and supermarket trollies mysteriously turn up in our student houses...:smt120

[tigersaw]

All in one evening after discovering a pub that would serve us;
crossed the river Trent using the ironwork on the underside of a road bridge, jumped off a bridge onto a slow moving coal freight train, jumped off train to gravel pit, climbed conveyor ramp and jumped off top onto gravel pile (probably 20 metres high), crossed A38 dual carridgeway impersonating a space invader for the amusement of oncoming cars, crossed canal on a gas pipe, walked home and slept soundly and contentedly.

[Sally]

When we go on bus runs, a popular start to a evening, which for you southerners, means hiring a bus, and going round all the local pubs.

The aim is to borrow something from each pub.
Saturday Nights takings were, blow up pink guitar, gold over sized acorn painted gold complete with stick, small ornament which was used for drinking from later, white cowboy hat with, 'i love puschkins' on it (see below), various pint glass's and drinks glass's and some pool balls. That were my borrowings from Sat :)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo306/_saoralba_/HAT-1.jpg

[sookie]

For a while I was nicknamed Bo after Bo Duke from the Dukes of Hazard cos whilst inebriated I would suddenly take to sliding over the bonnets of cars at traffic lights, all good fun, until one car turned out to be a police car, oooppss, shorry offisher. :rolleyes:

[MCN_LiamM]

Oh yeah. And finding it amusing to turn boxes into helmets. (see avatar)

[Jamiebridges123]

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing? :)

You're known up in Scotland for ye fine Ales. :)

We have a think 25 thing, I look about 19 or 20 when I dress up to go 'out' and have been able to purchase alcohol from a store, but even when I have gone down the pub I've only had at most 2 beers and stopped as I have no intentions of not being able to walk home.

[Mr Speirs]

Stealing parking tickets and putting them on different cars.

[davepreston]

the list is long and distingused but i will refer to the op as the lest bothersome the most was probably putting a mates honda in his bathroom on the 3rd floor of the hotel we were staying in forgeting then the police finding it the next day after we had reported it stolen when said officer went for a quick slash during the takin of our statements

[Speedy]

We tend to set ourselves "Missions".

One of these was to steal a Missile from a TA base not very far from here.....

We broke in to said base, got up close to the Missile, then realised how big and heavy it was.

So instead we climbed on it and took photos of ourselves.

Then had to escape rather quickly which resulted in a pair of barbed wire-ripped jeans.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd271/DAVE_KNIGHT/s672107737_279326_61901.jpg

Yes thats me on the missile.......:rolleyes:

[missyburd]

Yes thats me on the missile.......:rolleyes:
Do you often get up close and personal to objects of innuendo? :-P

[Holdup]

Thats two 17 y/o's who claim not to ever have been properly goosed, is it a English thing, or am I missing something??
Do pubs not start serving you when you look of age, or is it different down there?

And its true, i dont really have time to drink, ill have the odd one at home but would rather not risk getting up next morn and it has affected me whilst out on the bike (not saying im light weight and done on 1 bottle but you never know could happen)

Ive been served 2 out of the 2 times ive attempted, once i got served a half (yea beat that) in a pub and it wernt even for me... another time i got served 24 cans at a supermarket (self check out but some woman had to tick a box to say no ID required) and then when i went to get fags got asked for ID =\

Not saying I can keep up well with the regular locals, but 5 bottles of stella in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and he can't move, thats terrible.
Is it a English thing, or a Southern thing? :)

At his age and what he had eaten, not really, i am also unaware of whether or not he drunk those 5 bottles in less than 3 hrs 15 mins, but i found it funny as he only really responded to me mainly in the form of hand jestures (brotherly love eh?)

[yorkie_chris]

You're known up in Scotland for ye fine Ales. :)

We have a think 25 thing, I look about 19 or 20 when I dress up to go 'out' and have been able to purchase alcohol from a store, but even when I have gone down the pub I've only had at most 2 beers and stopped as I have no intentions of not being able to walk home.

We have a "look 25, serve at 14" type of policy going on.

[Jamiebridges123]

We have a "look 25, serve at 14" type of policy going on.

Gotta move up to Yorkshire then. :compress: :drunken:

[Raf]

Is this one of those admit to your dirty deeds type threads?

Well once long a time ago I decided for some stupid reason that posting that I fancied the sister of one of the members of the soho massive on these here forum would be a fine idea, thus I declared my feelings and went off into a peaceful drunken slumber. The next morning after waking up ungodly early for someone with a hang over and having come to my senses I come to the forum and the delete the offending post.

Imagine my reaction when a few seconds later I find that one the soho members also woke up at ungodly o'clock and quoted my post to make sure I couldn't delete any evidence of my declaration.

[missyburd]

Imagine my reaction when a few seconds later I find that one the soho members also woke up at ungodly o'clock and quoted my post to make sure I couldn't delete any evidence of my declaration.
Did it work out well for you in the end? :smt060

[Raf]

Did it work out well for you in the end? :smt060

Alas I am not so luck. She had a boyfriend, nevermind. But it did give the org & her brother a good giggle. He also told her and apparently she was 'very flattered', in between the laughs maybe.

[slark01]

I just tend to climb xmas trees, especially big ones that are usually in the town centres!
Ste

[blue curvy jester]

Found some police blue and white tape and made a spiders web around all the lamposts in wolverhampton university halls of residence

then denied it was me got rumbled when i went to make a cup of tea for the warden who had come to ask if i'd seen anything and there was 2 rolls of tape in the fridge

[keithd]

just seen this on teh innernetz....


Two British women accused of trying to open the door of a passenger jet at 30,000 feet are being interviewed by police nine months after the alleged incident.


Leanne Connor, 26, and Lynette York, 27, were detained in Germany last August after officials were forced to divert their flight from the Greek island of Kos to Manchester.

The pair are accused of being drunk and disorderly and it is alleged they were abusive to airline staff.

Ms Connor and Ms York were arrested earlier this month following an investigation by officers at Manchester Airport. Both women, from Salford, Greater Manchester, deny they endangered any lives or were drunk.

The Crown Prosecution Service is considering whether a case can be brought against them.

Charter airline XL Airways threatened to sue the pair to recover the cost of the emergency landing but the company later collapsed because of financial problems.


now, i've been drunk once or twice, once extremely drunk. i've been tispy on a plane, never mullered. BUT no matter how drunked i was i'd never contemplate opening a door of a plane - 30,000 feet or stationary on the tarmac.

bints.

[plowsie]

I've jumped out of a moving car drunk. That hurt a lot the next morning.

Jumping out of a plane 30,000 feet, that's madness.

[davepreston]

well "someone" i know borrowed some police cordon tape and went round with some chalk, did outlines of their friend with chalk on the ground and also sitting down leaning against walls before finish with a few tied bits of broken cordon tape off some surrounding posts and stationary objects. they then sat across the road outside the pub and watched the people going past, you'd be surprised how many people freak out when they think they have just walked on where someone has been murdered
evil but funny as

[Lozzo]

I just post random crap to the org.


That's something I'm quite good at doing drunk or sober.

[Magnum]

I punched a moving bus on wednesday, and i normally play dead arrm contests with people much bigger than me.

[Dave20046]

various, generally try to stay away from ebay though :drink::money::smt011

[Sally]

Trying to grab the emergency door release on a bus.
While it was doing around 30mph..
While I was slightly under the infulence.

Que, road rash, loss of cigs, and sore lumpy head :drunken:

I got on the bus though.. :)

[Bluepete]

I'll let you know in a while. Well on my way to being tiddled.....!

Pete

[thedonal]

Mostly, talk incessantly. Maybe get a bit emotionally intense (depending on what's going on at the time- the booze brings it out!).

Er. Depends how drunk. Stumble about and laugh. But mostly talk a load of shoit.

[kwak zzr]

i dunno ask me i cant walk

[G]

Most random things? This is probably running through a very quite welsh town called Llandysul at 2 in the morning, coming 1 cm from being run over then being push out the way and smacking my head on the ground knocking me out.

I dont really drink any more as it makes me feel ****ty for day afterwards and a night out is a tank of fuel or two. Plus town centre and pubs are full of chavs and idiots around here.

Get me round a fire in a field and I enjoy drinking LOTS lol then I normally end up encased in a melted fleece jumper or similar.

[carty]

I've done lots of silly things when drunk, best not to talk about them in public really :)

One I will share is playing 'fight club' with a mate in the uni bar, hitting each other in the face, my face was bleeding quite a bit and people thinking it was real and trying to break it up but then we just hugged up and had another beer. Daft as fug.

[kwak zzr]

ive sat on a wheelie bin all evening talking **** to my neighbour

[missyburd]

Spend over half an hour checking out a really cool beetle outside the pub, only 6 recently graduated and pi$$ed zoologists could do that LOL