View Full Version : am i evil?
Wideboy
24-05-09, 08:50 PM
been on long ride today, first thing this morning i stopped at poole quay for a pee and to make a phone call and the place was packed, as i went to set off i started up the bike with a tiny bit of throttle......... then crying :confused:. i didn't know but a little girl was stood behind my bike when i started it up........... i lol'ed and apologised to her father but he was also laughing.
am i slightly evil??
the_lone_wolf
24-05-09, 08:52 PM
apologised to her father but he was also laughing.
he probably told her to stand there;)
at least i usually give folks standing behind the bike a heads up that it's not going to be quiet;)
was she crying at the state of your bike?
dizzyblonde
24-05-09, 09:09 PM
:laughat:lol...thats not evil, thats just a bit unfortunate her ears were in the way:smt005
yorkie_chris
24-05-09, 09:31 PM
I park my bike outside mech eng building at leeds uni, right next to bus stop. Leaving at about 4pm there were maybe 30 people at this bus stop. It had been raining all day and the bike decided to express its displeasure at this by cranking over a few times and then cracking into life with a huge BANG through full system and totally unpacked can. Watch the lemmings cower! Muahaha!
Unless ears start to bleed, its not loud enough :P
dizzyblonde
24-05-09, 09:37 PM
there were maybe 30 people at this bus stop.
cracking into life with a huge BANG through full system and totally unpacked can. Watch the lemmings cower! Muahaha!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R1y9XYFBgS4/Rie_Nc8yu6I/AAAAAAAAACo/PtdcxkJIOcc/s320/old_lady002.jpg
pah the yoof of today:smt077
yorkie_chris
24-05-09, 09:38 PM
Mine was described as "physically painful" to dissuade when overtaking at full chat. Muahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5lxYbGdCw
First bike you hear there. 8)
(and no I did not get 56 points!)
yorkie_chris
24-05-09, 09:42 PM
I may also enjoy setting off from the lights a little quickly when student-lemmings are crossing road. Set off, clutch in, rev limiter, dump clutch.
You should see their eyes when front wheel is approaching at about chest height... RUN CHARLIE!! (in apocalypse now style!)
ThEGr33k
24-05-09, 10:15 PM
I was in whitby a while back and was waiting for one of the fella's to get on the bike (was a Org ride out) punny express was trying to make his bike bang using the kill switch, But didnt work as you have to be moving (I presume since it didnt work) to do it, so I thought "My bike makes a bang when I accidentaly hit the limiter" so I revved it to the limiter, BOOM. Look round tim in belgium, Punny express and Smoggy was laughing, looked the other way to look for the other guy and I saw a kid with her hands over her ears close to tears with her Dad behind smiling ear to ear.
So no your not Evil as I dont think I am... :-k
Wideboy
24-05-09, 10:16 PM
dont think mines as loud as yours chris but it does howl at full chat lol, can set of car alarms
Jamiebridges123
24-05-09, 10:18 PM
Mine was described as "physically painful" to dissuade when overtaking at full chat. Muahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-5lxYbGdCw
First bike you hear there. 8)
(and no I did not get 56 points!)
Lol that's not loud... :)
"How do" :D
dizzyblonde
24-05-09, 10:23 PM
Lol that's not loud... :)
"How do" :D
Believe me....it was:eek:
Youtube didn't do the YC rat justice.
Always did find the ow doo bit funny, Greek still makes me laugh on that though:p
ThEGr33k
24-05-09, 10:26 PM
Greek still makes me laugh on that though:p
Oi! :cool:
Jamiebridges123
24-05-09, 10:31 PM
Hehe :D
Wideboy
24-05-09, 10:32 PM
this is mine
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAJe6zj_F0Q)
fast forward to 1:40 and listen thro the tunnel, not as loud as YC's tho, i have packing lol
Jamiebridges123
24-05-09, 10:39 PM
I'll show you "boys" a real "mans" can.. recording before/after of my stubby and then with the Beowulf Warrior... had to get a new can as it was "offensively loud"...apparently can be heard a mile away. :O
dizzyblonde
24-05-09, 10:49 PM
Beowulf warriors are lovely. Never be as loud as that damn VRaptors twin M4s next to your head though:rolleyes:
many have lost an eyebrow or two with the force that blows from them. Paulthe6th nearly lost his hair once:smt101 he thought it was ace:smt005
ThEGr33k
24-05-09, 10:54 PM
The most rediculously loud bike ive had the pleasure of being hurt by was an RSV with a megaphone on it! Forget no end can, imagine LOUDER! Seriously I could hear it from Squires to the A1, which is a good few miles. Was worse than a damn Motogp Ducati :rolleyes:
Binky makes grown men cry when he starts his up lol
Having ridden with both binky and YC, I'd go with the ear-bleeding mad skills of the YC stubby if I needed to be deaf in a hurry. For fans of keeping their hearing though, the new system he's got is a lot quieter.
yorkie_chris
25-05-09, 10:26 AM
Gutting isn't it! I reckon I should fit a solid pipe down the middle of that M4 can.
I know I held your plans up a bit last weekend, but I'd have thought it would have been done by now :p
dizzyblonde
25-05-09, 11:44 AM
YCs disappointed cause his single M4 can just doesn't cut it against two, after his ride with Im Indoors on Thurs..mwahahahahahahahahahaha
Bluewolf
25-05-09, 04:43 PM
I remember coming out of the supermarket once and seeing some fat, inbred chav dumping her equally fat, inbred child on the tank of my Ninja like it was some kind of fairground ride. I hadn't put the alarm on because I hadn't been away for long...
"well... better late than never..." I thought.
Fortunately she had a good hold when the alarm started wailing like a banshee (I wouldn't have done it otherwise). Her kid did a pretty good impression of it too.
...that evil enough for you? ;)
Wideboy
25-05-09, 05:05 PM
...that evil enough for you? ;)
nah i used to do the same with the panic button on my old car :lol:
yorkie_chris
25-05-09, 06:12 PM
Fortunately she had a good hold when the alarm started wailing like a banshee (I wouldn't have done it otherwise). Her kid did a pretty good impression of it too.
...that evil enough for you? ;)
I'm dissappointed.
Bluewolf
25-05-09, 06:14 PM
Oh... all right, I went back and edited that bit for fear of reprisal... :oops: :lol:
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