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Baph
27-05-09, 03:09 PM
Well, with all this talk of new jobs on the .Org, I thought I'd share. :)

I got to the office today, and before I'd even sat down at the desk to login, my manager asks if I've got a minute. I've head that many many times before. It's always been the precursor to "weren't having this talk because we don't feel that your position is justified, blah blah blah." :smt090

So me, my manager, and an "impartial representative" have a walk down the corridor.

It's been a while since I've had this conversation, but I generally look forward to it, because it's not long after this that something goes haywire & people realise just why they keep a geek like me around whilst everything works ok.

"We've got a problem in the office," my manager starts. So stupidly, I'm already grinning from ear to ear. Expecting the "if you don't do something to improve your stats we're going to have to let you go" as usual. Only that doesn't come. Instead, my manager continues with " and we'd like you to be the saviour." :shock: That wiped the smile off my face. :|

The long & the short of it, is that they've noticed the fact I tend to train a lot of the new starters, then take responsibility for them, and any screw ups they make, so they approached the people I'd been training to ask their thoughts (all unknown to me - the crafty beggars!).

So I'm being seconded to another team, starting Monday. I'm being given 3 weeks to turn their support around (and considering the estate, it's going to be tough)! That's classed as my trial. If that shows decent results, my job title is changed permenantly, and I'll then be "Problem Management Specialist - International." :cool: (But yes, it does make the acronym of PMS International!).

Needless to say, if you're constantly PMS, you get paid more. :smt047 Just a shame that my hours won't be improved any, but when they're creating a whole new department, you can't really be that picky.

SoulKiss
27-05-09, 03:12 PM
Grats :)

Got any "work from home in London" spaces in your new team?

Owenski
27-05-09, 03:12 PM
Nice one Baph, congrats.
Although for no amount of money would I want to be around PMS any more than I have to ;)

Baph
27-05-09, 03:21 PM
Got any "work from home in London" spaces in your new team?

:lol: No.

EDIT: From one of the very limited people that know of the impending changes in the office, I've just been sent the attached. :oops:

missyburd
27-05-09, 03:23 PM
Great news Baph, lol at PMS! Now go knock 'em for six:thumbsup:

Miss Alpinestarhero
27-05-09, 04:16 PM
Congratulations Baph :D

Luckypants
27-05-09, 04:55 PM
Great news, was expecting the worst after the news about Deepstream!

Well done!

Jools'SV Now
27-05-09, 05:28 PM
...get all promises in writing as they tend to disolve into thin air once you've done them the favour;)

speaking from bitter experience, moi?:rolleyes:

Frank
27-05-09, 05:36 PM
not bad for 50 grand a yr mate.

Baph
27-05-09, 05:53 PM
...get all promises in writing as they tend to disolve into thin air once you've done them the favour;)

speaking from bitter experience, moi?:rolleyes:

I'm in a rather win-win situation. :)

Case 1: Everything works out and I end up with PMS (:lol:), I get paid more than I am now, and I'm kept busier moving from team to team improving things as I go.

Case 2: I improve the team I'm tasked with over the next 3 weeks, and then I'm back where I started, sat here, doing nothing much but getting paid. No loss on my side, a change is as good as a rest, and it'll broaden my knowledge a little.

Case 3: Irrespective of any potential (or realised) stats increases effected on the other team (management speak already! :shock:), they fill my place on my current team, and I'm left working on the team I'm being sent to help. That team has less paperwork & bulls*it from management than my current team, yet gets the same pay.

Case 4: Similar to case 3, but including a demotion for me. Simple, I start looking for alternative employment. That's something I've been thinking about doing anyway, it's just that I haven't got around to it as it takes effort that I can spend elsewhere. :)

Jamiebridges123
28-05-09, 03:45 PM
(But yes, it does make the acronym of PMS International!).

Needless to say, if you're constantly PMS, you get paid more. :smt047 Just a shame that my hours won't be improved any, but when they're creating a whole new department, you can't really be that picky.

EPIC LOL AT JOB TITLE.

Seriously though good luck with it all and I'm sure you'd do fine.. :alien:

Bibio
29-05-09, 07:43 AM
well done Baph.. you deserve it m8... now go show them what you are really capable of doing...

Dave20046
29-05-09, 08:02 AM
welldone baph :thumright:

Baph
03-06-09, 12:43 PM
I just thought I'd follow this up whilst I have a spare few mins. :)

now go show them what you are really capable of doing...

Well, the task I was given was "we'll give you a week to get productive on the team, then you've two weeks to turn things around."

First day? Half the morning was spent waiting for people to set me up with the various things I needed. So my 10-6 shift didn't really start until 2pm. The next shift started 5pm with "[profanity] there's no jobs in the queue's, what's happened? Has everyone died?" No, you just have a new productive team member. :)

Second day, today. 15 jobs in the queue when I sit down, gone. Spent 45mins on the phone to an engineer sorting out a comms issue he had (the Technical Team Leader on this team didn't know how to solve the issue), and then been sorting out some Standard Fix Procedures for them. :)

By the end of the week, I'll know which staff are capable of pulling their weight and which aren't. Management get to decide what they do with the ones that can't pull their weight, unfortunately I know what will happen, but then in my new job as PMS I'm inevitably going to be unpopular.

By the end of next week the team should be hitting stats, and then I can start looking at improving the lives of the folks that are still here. :) I've already drawn up a list of problems as long as my arm, so I've plenty to go at there. :)

All in all, I'm pretty happy about the change of path so far. Time will tell as to what Management have in store for me next though. I'm not holding my breath. :lol:

Owenski
03-06-09, 12:53 PM
nice one baph, glad to hear its all going well.

anna
03-06-09, 01:06 PM
absolutely fantastic news for you........ itīs so good to hear good news well done that man long time coming. :grouphug: