Now that was the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of my life.

[Seggons]

Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.

The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's
B) I don't have fashion sense.
C) I don't do alcohol
D) I don't like Hog roast
E) I don't do socialising
F) I don't know who anyone is.

So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA#t=2m50s)

After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with.

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? :)

[the_lone_wolf]

Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

;)

[amnesia]

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? :)

Today actually.


I left the band I have played with for over three years.

[Girth]

Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

;)

Not just me thinking that then......

[svdemon]

Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?

[Seggons]

Dark loud disco with (possibly) 18 year old farmers daughter...?

It doesn't knock twice you know...

;)

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league. :lol:

[Seggons]

Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?

If Blonde, 5ft 6, slim to medium build is your sort of thing then yeah. :)

[Speedy Claire]

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league. :lol:

Oi... you`re a very handsome bloke hun with a good sense of humour and a lovely personality.

Not often you find all three qualities in one man!

[the_lone_wolf]

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league. :lol:

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2006/1249.jpg

...

[dizzyblonde]

Crucial info missing - is the daughter good looking?


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/1234696441_2967dfbd12.jpg

[svdemon]

If Blonde, 5ft 6, slim to medium build is your sort of thing then yeah. :)

Whats the address again?

[Seggons]

Oi... you`re a very handsome bloke hun with a good sense of humour and a lovely personality.

Not often you find all three qualities in one man!

Thanks Claire. :oops: :D

But females soon get turned off when I start talking about the latest Intel quad core processor or if they think the GSXR 750 is a better bike then the thou in terms of overall practicality. :lol:

[Jamiebridges123]

Hmm, experienced a similar thing.. last Sunday a BBQ, knew a few people, but not many.. never know what to say to most of them so just sat in the corner. :(

It's awkward isn't it!

[Girth]

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league. :lol:


Rohypnol?

[svdemon]

Thanks Claire. :oops: :D

But females soon get turned off when I start talking about the latest Intel quad core processor or if they think the GSXR 750 is a better bike then the thou in terms of overall practicality. :lol:

You just need to find a girl that likes those computer things! There are girls like that out there trust me - never judge a book by its cover!

Just talk to as many girls as you can and you'll stumble across a click.

[the_lone_wolf]

Thanks Claire. :oops: :D

But females soon get turned off when I start talking about the latest Intel quad core processor or if they think the GSXR 750 is a better bike then the thou in terms of overall practicality. :lol:

Hey, I'm into hardware, bikes etc...

You wanna get coffee sometime?;)

[Speedy Claire]

Hey, I'm into hardware, bikes etc...

You wanna get coffee sometime?;)


pmsl :cheers:

[Seggons]

Hey, I'm into hardware, bikes etc...

You wanna get coffee sometime?;)

How about we just skip the coffee. :smt055

[the_lone_wolf]

How about we just skip the coffee. :smt055

See you at the AR, I'll bring the two man tent :smt008

[DarrenSV650S]

Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.

The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's
B) I don't have fashion sense.
C) I don't do alcohol
D) I don't like Hog roast
E) I don't do socialising
F) I don't know who anyone is.

So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA#t=2m50s)

After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with.

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? :)
You sound like me. I'm Mr Anti-social

[Jayneflakes]

So there I was with my face doing things to the Girlfriend that we can't speak of in polite company :smt110, when the Conductor comes up and asks to see our tickets. :smt018

How was I to know it was the family carriage? #-o

[the_lone_wolf]

http://www.pspsps.tv/tumbleweed.jpg

[Seggons]

See you at the AR, I'll bring the two man tent :smt008

Sorry to rock the love nest but I shalt not be there. Our relationship will have to stay apocryphal. ;)

So there I was with my face doing things to the Girlfriend that we can't speak of in polite company :smt110, when the Conductor comes up and asks to see our tickets. :smt018

How was I to know it was the family carriage? #-o

You should of said you were a bit tongue tied at the moment, can he come back in a minute or two. :D

[carty]

Sounds er, awkward Seggons! If I'd been young free and single (and a little inebriated) I would probably have stayed around to see if a young lass fancied a roll in the cowshed.

[sunshine]

heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!

[Venom]

Sorry to rock the love nest but I shalt not be there. Our relationship will have to stay apocryphal. ;)

You sound great - Handsome, GSOH, nice personality, into bikes.... I'm gonna be at the peaks in the same bunkhouse as you if you wanna snuggle. ;)

[Venom]

heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!

Only works if you shout surprise first.

[Seggons]

heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!

Dare I ask what happens on the occasions it doesn't?

You sound great - Handsome, GSOH, nice personality, into bikes.... I'm gonna be at the peaks in the same bunkhouse as you if you wanna snuggle. ;)

:makelurve: :D

[sunshine]

you only get a kiss, what was you expecting?

[Venom]

:makelurve: :D

Woohoo! Can't wait for the peaks now! :safe: :makelurve:

[Magnum]

Wait a minute...18 year old girls, free alcohol... what the hell is wrong with you?! :D

[Venom]

Wait a minute...18 year old girls, free alcohol... what the hell is wrong with you?! :D

Yes, but it is actually really uncomfortable to be at a party completely full of strangers if you're sober and introverted and/or shy.

[Magnum]

Yes, but it is actually really uncomfortable to be at a party completely full of strangers if you're sober and introverted and/or shy.

Dutch courage ftw

[BanditPat]

Dutch courage ftw

Not that you'd know eh. Your not 18 ;]

[Sean_C]

You guys are missing the main bit. Scott, you dont like hog roast?

[tonyt]

Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.

The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's
B) I don't have fashion sense.
C) I don't do alcohol
D) I don't like Hog roast
E) I don't do socialising
F) I don't know who anyone is.

So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA#t=2m50s)

After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with.

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? :)
I dunno ol lad... perhaps you need to get out a bit more...

[Kilted Ginger]

right about now would be a good time to revisit the party, the alcohol should have done its job by now, ;)

[Binky]

I know exactly where you're coming from Smeggo.

I used to hate those crappy little disco things, only a handful of people you know, awful music, no drink.:smt073
Makes you feel like the saddest git in the room, only talking to the people you know. When deep down you know you're the coolest thing on the planet. ;)

P.S. You're being a little hard on yourself confidence wise, you old dog you.

[Seggons]

You guys are missing the main bit. Scott, you dont like hog roast?

If someone was to walk up to me and say try this then I probably could eat it. But when I see a huge hog laying there in front of me with people hacking at it with knives it kinda puts me off somewhat. :D

I dunno ol lad... perhaps you need to get out a bit more...

Your right I do but what little I earn goes towards the bike and the trips away with the org. :)

right about now would be a good time to revisit the party, the alcohol should have done its job by now, ;)

Just come back from helping my brother load and unload his disco gear and unfortunately they still looked quite fresh faced. :lol:

I know exactly where you're coming from Smeggo.

I used to hate those crappy little disco things, only a handful of people you know, awful music, no drink.:smt073
Makes you feel like the saddest git in the room, only talking to the people you know. When deep down you know you're the coolest thing on the planet. ;)

P.S. You're being a little hard on yourself confidence wise, you old dog you.

We will have to go to a disco sometime and bop away to the music pretending to be the coolest people there. ;)

[TheStudent]

I can be a bit withdrawn too.

Dutch courage ftw

I'm with him! IT WORKS!

[Lozzo]

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league. :lol:

No woman is ever out of your league - take that snippet of advice from an ugly bloke who's had some cracking looking and extremely nice girlfriends in the past.

[Lozzo]

Just talk to as many girls as you can and you'll stumble across a click.


Us terminally single blokes call this the 3% rule.

This basically means 3% of the women you ask will sleep with you. This gives you two options

1) Ask 33 women and you'll eventually cop off with one of them

2) Ask the same woman 33 times and eventually you'll break her resolve down far enough to accept your proposition.

[Speedy Claire]

Ask the same woman 33 times and eventually you'll break her resolve down far enough to accept your proposition.

or she`ll report you to the police under the Harrassment and Stalkers Act!! :p

[kitkat]

At least it was only 30 minutes.

My most uncomfortable situation was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago. I was attending with my new BF unfortunately my ex husband was the best man - I got hammered and survived the night

[Lozzo]

At least it was only 30 minutes.

My most uncomfortable situation was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago. I was attending with my new BF unfortunately my ex husband was the best man - I got hammered and survived the night

I was best man at my ex-girlfriend of 4 years wedding... that was a sureal experience, especially as my ex-wife (who used to date the groom) was one of the bridesmaids.

[Jayneflakes]

I was best man at my ex-girlfriend of 4 years wedding... that was a sureal experience, especially as my ex-wife (who used to date the groom) was one of the bridesmaids.

Holy Heck, could it get more difficult? :pale:
It is always difficult when you bump into an ex at a wedding, especially if she was the tart who cheated on you with your best friend and You still want to smash her face in with a crow bar... Apparently :smt071*

I was best woman at a friends wedding in 06 and went up there with my then boy friend, which confused the hell out of my friends Dad. :smt082 The only uncomfortable part of that day was the silly shoes I wore, next wedding I go to, I am wearing my purple Docs or my bike boots.:D




* Mind you I am over her now, but still would not give her the steam off of my pooh! :cool:

[-Ralph-]

Just talk to as many girls as you can and you'll stumble across a click.

heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!

Or you could just walk up to every girl in the place and ask straight out if they fancy a sh4g. You ask enough girls eventually one of 'em's gonna say yes....:smt102

;)

[-Ralph-]

Us terminally single blokes call this the 3% rule.

This basically means 3% of the women you ask will sleep with you. This gives you two options

1) Ask 33 women and you'll eventually cop off with one of them


Damn, he beat me to it.

Didn't know the odds were 33 to 1 though....

[Seggons]

You ask enough girls eventually one of 'em's gonna say yes....:smt102

Known my luck the one that does say yes might look like a female, but on closer inspection that 'female' still has his meat and 2 veg attached. :lol:

[plowsie]

Has to be when I last come off me bike and the paramedics had to remove my jeans, I didn't have the most secretive pair of boxers on. It was a good job it was cold and I couldn't feel my leg :lol:

Smeg, have I not taught you anything? Jeuss.

[Viney]

Been in the same sort of situation Seggs me ole fruit. When i was young, i was tall thing and ginger! I had no hope. I still cringe now at the age of 38 in some situations. I can usualy blag my way round things, but 99% of the time, i havent a clue what to talk about!

However, Discos are great, you can watch all the people who cant dance, fall over, throw up etc. No such thing as bad music, just different thats not to your taste! Also the Farmers daughter could be a secret geek that likes talking about latancy times of processors but feels she has to be a 'Girl' for her parents, yet in secret shes building an L7 processor based server system to take over the world...probably. Im with you on the Hog roast thing, its never floated my boat either! As for dress sense, innovate, dont immitate! You have jeans, you have a t-shirt job done...its worked for me for 30 years!

[kitkat]

Or you could just walk up to every girl in the place and ask straight out if they fancy a sh4g. You ask enough girls eventually one of 'em's gonna say yes....:smt102

;)

think this may be a Scottish trait. My mate Sandy used to go up to girls when we were all out and ask if they wanted to dance, if they said no (which invariably they did, as he usually had his trousers round his ankles) he would then ask if a sh4g was out of the question. It usually broke the ice and gave him a chance to chat to them, he was a funny guy but looked odd. Anyway he had quite a lot of success, he called it "laughing his way into their pants".:D

[Mr Speirs]

Smeggon, smeggons, smeggons!!!

You doth put yourself down too much.


The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's Fair enough but at least its loud so you haven't got that awkward silence thingy.
B) I don't have fashion sense. No men do...fact.
C) I don't do alcohol Waste of a free bar :) ;)
D) I don't like Hog roast Now that's just the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
E) I don't do socialising Balls!!! You meet loadsa people off here. Its no different you know!!!
F) I don't know who anyone is. You would if you went and pulled some 'Smeggons Charm TM' outta your hat.


P.S. I was only joking about the hat thing. Don't wear hats, people that wear hats are wallys.

[vannus]

Next door to my house is a farm and their daughters 18 (I think) today. So as a present to her they laid on a free bar, free buffet, free hog roast and got my brother to do the disco. She invited all her mates and the parents invited the whole street for a gathering. So my dad persuaded me that we should go round and show our faces.

The problems being:

A) I don't do disco's
B) I don't have fashion sense.
C) I don't do alcohol
D) I don't like Hog roast
E) I don't do socialising
F) I don't know who anyone is.

So me and my dad walked over to where my brother was doing the disco now picture this scene. I've got my dad on one side trying to act like a cool teenage and my brother on the other doing this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA#t=2m50s)

After 30 minutes my dad then come up with the great idea of going home. Thank god that's over with.

So when was the last time you were stuck in a really uncomfortable situation? :)

Rading the first line i was really rather hoping the farmer had 18 daughters
and we were in for a realllllly interesting story.

[Mr Speirs]

Rading the first line i was really rather hoping the farmer had 18 daughters
and we were in for a realllllly interesting story.

The thread title would have been:

Now that was at first the most amazing then most embarrassing 30 seconds of my life.

[Wideboy]

Has to be when I last come off me bike and the paramedics had to remove my jeans, I didn't have the most secretive pair of boxers on. It was a good job it was cold and I couldn't feel my leg :lol:

Smeg, have I not taught you anything? Jeuss.


count yourself lucky, i was complete stripped off in front of the nurses!!...... twice!!......i was to out of it to bother caring :lol:

[Seggons]

I've got 3 letters to say about this thread now and they are:

LOL

I love you guys/girls, I will take the comments on board and put them to good use next time.

:grouphug: