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Wideboy
22-06-09, 11:04 PM
gather round as i tell you my incredible long tale of surviving the wilderness!!

been away for a few days, got back this evening and felt like taking the bike for a spin. Left home everything fantastic, quick blast down teh motorway and into the new forest........ lovely wasnt to cold with the wind in my face :riding:

As im going past norley woods heading for Lymington my clocks start spazzing out so i pull over to flick the ignition off, flick on........... buzz..... battery is dead and wont even turn over....... so 8:15pm'ish i am broken down >>here<<
(http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=50.791396,-1.502724&daddr=&geocode=&hl=en&mra=dme&mrcr=0&mrsp=0&sz=12&sll=50.78814,-1.483154&sspn=0.098104,0.2211&ie=UTF8&ll=50.821553,-1.551819&spn=0.392137,0.884399&z=10)
after looking at it and tutting, i decide to ring the old man to come to give me a jump, reach for phone and............. my infamous "I-FONE" has no signal :-| BUGGER!!!

after more tutting i came up with 2 answers...... try and bump the sv (lol you'll try anything when you stranded) or do a roughly 5 mile trek into Lymington to knock someone's door...... i chose to bump.......... which resulted in a massive PHAIL!! and me putting my back out and rolling about in agony on the heath :rolleyes:

after a 5 min rest i decide to walk a few miles up the road towards the old airfield as i know i can get a signal there, on the way i attempt to call recovery and after the 5th time of getting through and losing signal i out of credit and in a torrent of F'ing and blinding and stomped back to the bike with the recovery services name being shouted to the heavens for not ringing me back even though i had told them who i was before losing signal :smt070

get back to the bike and ponder what to do, decided to trek into Lymington but as i was setting off a lady on bike come over the hill and pulled over. She lent me her phone, got through to recovery and arranged for pick up, she gave me a can of coke and had a natter (im now going to her birthday party) then about 20 or so bikes come up the road and all pull over so there was a little bike meet by the side of the road.

after making sure im fine, getting load of peoples phone numbers and having made loads of new biker friends lol, they all disperse and im left sat there by myself with a 2 hour wait for recovery.

10pm, light is virtually gone and there's funny noises coming from the heathland and woods :pale:....... 10:27pm recovery arrive :smt038

me being me i insisted on a jump and not full blown recovery, so after taking all the seat and crap off i get a jump jump and a going over of the electrics it looks like i have a dodgy alternator or lead coming off of it but will have a proper look tomorrow (its giving a weak charge when running but as soon as loaded the voltage drops and it only charges occasionally)

exciting ride back through the forest with no high beam, got home about 20 mins ago........ i am just a natural born survivor, bear grylls and ray mears got nothing on me :cool:

jamesterror
22-06-09, 11:07 PM
sounds like a crazy adventure, you made it home though!

Jamiebridges123
22-06-09, 11:11 PM
Seems like a bunch of real nice people! Nice story, right now we need some faith in humanity! Bet you couldn't/can't believe your luck xD

Graciepants
22-06-09, 11:12 PM
Nice one WP
glad to know your back safe btw :smt018

Nobbylad
22-06-09, 11:14 PM
Cool..could have been very different :gulp:

Wideboy
22-06-09, 11:17 PM
but wait i have pictures of horses (i was bored)

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Graciepants
22-06-09, 11:22 PM
is that a horse in the road on the middle pic?
wouldnt wanna be on that road in the middle of the night!!

Wideboy
22-06-09, 11:24 PM
is that a horse in the road on the middle pic?
wouldnt wanna be on that road in the middle of the night!!


yeah they everywhere and cows......... makes everything more fun

the_lone_wolf
22-06-09, 11:24 PM
You were lucky it wasn't the Island mate...


http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/games/wallpaper/images/league640.jpg

:eek:

Wideboy
22-06-09, 11:28 PM
You were lucky it wasn't the Island mate...




:eek:


i know!! you being the main inbred ;)........ im glad it was a main road and not the little lanes otherwise i would be in a hillbillys basement at the min :(

im off to bed, back is killing and i've had far to much excitement

Red Herring
23-06-09, 04:30 AM
Of course a real survivor would have captured one of the horses, harnessed it to the bike, and ridden off into the sunset.....or just got the 20 plus bikers to give them a bump!
Sounds like it just wasn't your day. Electrics are a nightmare, nothing more frustrating but at least you made it home eventually.

fizzwheel
23-06-09, 07:51 AM
Cool, you turned a breakdown into an opportunity to meet female bikers

You da man :cool:

Stingo
23-06-09, 08:25 AM
So come on - we're all waiting to hear more about the 'foxy chick'. Did she have...and did you get... and will you be... and has she offered to... and and and and etc...come on - we're all in sususususpense!

Dave20046
23-06-09, 08:40 AM
lucky bugger! My curvy did similar on a few occasions, I hate that gutting feeling when you see the clocks doin the spaz dance.
Typical you breakdown and get promise of birthday cake I breakdown and get rodded by chavvy scum children! :(

Alpinestarhero
23-06-09, 09:42 AM
i said take it easy when you were out :lol:

soooo

a new lady friend then ;) :D

Girth
23-06-09, 09:49 AM
Is she fit? Did you?

Miss Alpinestarhero
23-06-09, 10:11 AM
Great story WB :smt036

Nice that the biker lady....oh and the rest of them stopped ;)

Spiderman
23-06-09, 12:20 PM
So come on - we're all waiting to hear more about the 'foxy chick'. Did she have...and did you get... and will you be... and has she offered to... and and and and etc...come on - we're all in sususususpense!

What he said.

these suspenders are killing me!

Wideboy
23-06-09, 03:50 PM
in what sentence did i mention one lude comment about the kind lady, honestly you lot have filthy minds :p

Spiderman
23-06-09, 03:56 PM
Nothing lewd, you're right. But i've helped broken down bikers before and its never led to this
, she gave me a can of coke and had a natter (im now going to her birthday party)

So as far as i'm concerned...you pulled :)

Wideboy
23-06-09, 09:29 PM
Nothing lewd, you're right. But i've helped broken down bikers before and its never led to this


So as far as i'm concerned...you pulled :)

WHAT!!! with all the comments i hear about your good looks!! never!!!

Spiderman
23-06-09, 09:37 PM
so good looking i have to wear a spandex mask over my face.