View Full Version : So, Women
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 02:45 PM
Whats theyre game ey?
not a fan atm.
anyone else wonna rant about lady troubles?
Kate Moss
24-06-09, 03:11 PM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8-bQ8dya3k0gwM:http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/canofworms1.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/canofworms1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/%3Fp%3D178&usg=__uTzxll7zOaZdAobc85jWtHTtAko=&h=692&w=405&sz=73&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=8-bQ8dya3k0gwM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=81&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcan%2Bof%2Bworms%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8-bQ8dya3k0gwM:http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/canofworms1.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/canofworms1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.trainfortopdollar.com/trainfortopdollar/%3Fp%3D178&usg=__uTzxll7zOaZdAobc85jWtHTtAko=&h=692&w=405&sz=73&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=8-bQ8dya3k0gwM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=81&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcan%2Bof%2Bworms%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)
hell yeah!!
i'm outta here.....
Ladies, treat them mean, keep em keen. ;)
Spiderman
24-06-09, 03:32 PM
I've only learnt one thing about women...they can bleed for a month and still not be dead. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I like em all the time they're working. They're a bugger to fix and very expensive when they break.
Ladies, treat them mean, keep em keen. ;)
This really is true, if your too nice then they will walk all over you.
This really is true, if your too nice then they will walk all over you.
That works both ways
I've only learnt one thing about women...they can bleed for a month
:scratch::scratch: hmmmmm you have alot to learn about women, back to school for you ;)
xXBADGERXx
24-06-09, 04:04 PM
They`re like Carpets , lay em properly the first time and you can spend the rest of your life walking all over them .
<---- puts loudhailer away and carries on running into the Hills
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 04:06 PM
they bleed for one week of every month :) should still be afraid of them.
i get the can of worms lol bvut it seems the lads have taken a shine to it :)
Speedy Claire
24-06-09, 04:15 PM
This really is true, if your too nice then they will walk all over you.
******** :D
Begins with a B by the way
glsuk1970
24-06-09, 04:21 PM
******** :D
Begins with a B by the way
Is it Botswana? ;)
Spiderman
24-06-09, 04:24 PM
:scratch::scratch: hmmmmm you have alot to learn about women, back to school for you ;)
deliberate mistype...was waiting for one of the girls to correct it but they are obviously way too busy for that.
or they didnt even spot it ;)
Speedy Claire
24-06-09, 04:26 PM
Is it Botswana? ;)
Close hun, hasn`t got a t, n, w, or a in it tho :D
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 04:45 PM
we love women really claire.
i mean lads. what would we be without them ?
Specialone
24-06-09, 04:49 PM
The secret is only be nice ocassionally, being nice all the time and they get used to it and take you for granted.
Acts of kindness, gifts, a well chosen compliment every now and then goes a long way and is more appreciated than all the time.
Also, A few insults here and there helps keep them in the league you appointed them LOL.
Paul the 6th
24-06-09, 04:50 PM
women... you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them.
Incidentally this was posted on one of the kitcar forums a while back...
"Upgrade problems? Maybe We Can Help?
A few months ago, I upgraded from Drinking Mates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
Which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However,
There are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
Solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
Other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I
Tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
A virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
Weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
At the same time, only to discover that when these two systems
Detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I
Eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
Soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to
Use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Clean House 2008. Shortly after this upgrade however, I
Found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to
Run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
Could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
Forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
And E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I
Have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
Requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all
Of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
Attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0
Also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't
Be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2009, but there could
Be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2009; it tends to delete all of your money before
Uninstalling itself."
Specialone
24-06-09, 04:51 PM
Close hun, hasn`t got a t, n, w, or a in it tho :D
Is it bullocks?
plowsie
24-06-09, 04:55 PM
we love women really claire.
i mean lads. what would we be without them ?
Erm, without a pit of debt, owning more than one bike and with a cold can of fosters sitting on the beach.
There's always the saying:
Woman: what's mine is mine, what's yours is ours.
I wouldn't change mine for buggar all though.
Speedy Claire
24-06-09, 04:57 PM
Is it bullocks?
lol sooooooooooooooooooo close :rolleyes:
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 04:57 PM
women... you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them.
Incidentally this was posted on one of the kitcar forums a while back...
"Upgrade problems? Maybe We Can Help?
A few months ago, I upgraded from Drinking Mates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
Which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However,
There are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
Solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
Other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I
Tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
A virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
Weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
At the same time, only to discover that when these two systems
Detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I
Eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
Soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to
Use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Clean House 2008. Shortly after this upgrade however, I
Found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to
Run.
Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
Could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
Forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
And E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I
Have to try and guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
Requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all
Of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
Attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0
Also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't
Be turned off.
I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2009, but there could
Be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2009; it tends to delete all of your money before
Uninstalling itself."
thats brilliance . pure brilliance .
Specialone
24-06-09, 04:59 PM
lol sooooooooooooooooooo close :rolleyes:
Think i might have it......(or them!!)
Close hun, hasn`t got a t, n, w, or a in it tho :D
Bookshop :-?
Spiderman
24-06-09, 05:07 PM
Balalaika ?
glsuk1970
24-06-09, 05:11 PM
Balalaika ?
That's got an 'a' in it, actually it's got loads of 'em!
Breeches?
Kate Moss
24-06-09, 05:16 PM
If you are having lady troubles then you obviously aren't man enough to handle one!!!
Spiderman
24-06-09, 05:18 PM
I keep getting caught trying to handle more than one at a time. They dont seem to like that.
Kate Moss
24-06-09, 05:27 PM
funny that!
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 05:43 PM
that was harsh kate
Alpinestarhero
24-06-09, 06:42 PM
I've only learnt one thing about women...they can bleed for a month and still not be dead. Be afraid, be very afraid.
one of the better peices of advice given to me by my late cousin. along with don;t smoke...while he puffed away on his umpteenth cig of the hour :lol:
Jayneflakes
24-06-09, 06:43 PM
You boys think you got it bad, you try running Girlfriend 1.0 when you have boyfriend 1.5 related damage in the back ground. :smt021
Also Boyfriend 1.5 makes very inappropriate suggestions if he discovers girlfriend 1.0 software while he is still part of the operating system. :toss:
Fortunately Lesbian soulmate 2.0 is totally stable and runs trouble free for years, but has been known to borrow features from Wardrobe 6.5 and knicker drawer 5.6. Fortunately Lesbian Soulmate2.0 comes with additional Motorcycle Instructor 3! :D:D:D:D:D
Liam9188
24-06-09, 06:47 PM
we love women really claire.
i mean lads. what would we be without them ?
masterbating
speedplay
24-06-09, 07:01 PM
http://pinkcar.co.uk/images/shop/4sale.2.jpg
http://pinkcar.co.uk/images/shop/4sale.2.jpg
Ok, now that I do take umbrage at!
I can read a proper map! :D
Spiderman
24-06-09, 07:13 PM
Also Boyfriend 1.5 makes very inappropriate suggestions if he discovers girlfriend 1.0 while he is still part of the operating system.
Now wait a mo. Nothing wrong with such suggestions in the cicumsatnces i'd say. Innapropriate only if Girlfriend 1.0 has tried intergration with Lesbian 1.1 and discovered the integration to be flawed.
;)
Jayneflakes
24-06-09, 07:33 PM
Innapropriate only if Girlfriend 1.0 has tried intergration with Lesbian 1.1 and discovered the integration to be flawed.
;)
:winner:
Boyfriend 1.5 tends to slow down and under perform with attempts at integration. This is often due to conflict between Manliness 0.3 and other operating systems. :smt087
Hang on, what are we talking about? I am completely lost. :smt044
I find that Student girl 24.5 tends to falter and revert back to Boyfriend 1.0, then tries to re-establish contact once Boyfriend 1.0 has been removed due to logic collapse. This causes ](*,) but not :smt055.
I hope that this has been of use. :smt023
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 07:33 PM
You boys think you got it bad, you try running Girlfriend 1.0 when you have boyfriend 1.5 related damage in the back ground. :smt021
Also Boyfriend 1.5 makes very inappropriate suggestions if he discovers girlfriend 1.0 while he is still part of the operating system. :toss:
Fortunately Lesbian soulmate 2.0 is totally stable and runs trouble free for years, but has been known to borrow features from Wardrobe 6.5 and knicker drawer 5.6. Fortunately Lesbian Soulmate2.0 comes with additional Motorcycle Instructor 3! :D:D:D:D:D
so, We should go gay ?
masterbating
true :smt096
Spiderman
24-06-09, 07:38 PM
Boyfriend 1.0 has been removed due to logic collapse.
Hmmm i thought all versions of Girlfriend from 1.0 to the current Beta versions all suffered from this issue and the developers had just given up on that and moved on.
Hence all the add on like Breast Augmentation 36.DD and so on, no?
Jayneflakes
24-06-09, 07:44 PM
so, We should go gay ?
Hmm, Gay 2.0 often needs other soft ware to run efficiently, such as sense of dress 3.2 advanced and Gay best friend 1.2. :rolleyes:
Attempts for straight operating systems to adopt this extra software may cause unexpected interface with Sunbed 3.5 and bitchyness XP Pro. All of which cause hissy fit 2009 when girlfriend 1.0 encounters any of these upgrades. :smt022
You have been warned! :smt043
jamesterror
24-06-09, 07:52 PM
I just get told your too young for commitments ;)
Split up with my previous gf in April after a year and a half 'cos of uni coming up and both going our ways.
Amount of time I have spare is crazy, considering I don't go college either!
Just enjoy your bike before you get a babe for the back :D
davepreston
24-06-09, 07:54 PM
Ok, now that I do take umbrage at!
I can read a proper map! :D
of course you can its done to the same scale as you:D
flak jacket packed for scotland
Moojuicepez
24-06-09, 07:55 PM
see ive had the babe for the back before my sv. and now girlfriend 1.0 is outdated and doesnt share the excitement for sv 2006 and it annoys the hell out of me when girlfriend 1.0 want me to be excited about puppy 1.6
i think i need an upgrade.
but its hard when youve had 1.0 for so long.
ill give the gay thing a miss though . sunbeds give you cancer :)
Spiderman
24-06-09, 07:55 PM
Psssst Dave...take shin pads too but DONT let Lissa know i said that will ya!
davepreston
24-06-09, 07:58 PM
lmao
arenalife
24-06-09, 08:05 PM
Women, without that thing between their legs, there'd be a price on their heads.
My normally quiet friend told me that, don't know if he copped it from a film or comedian, true though.
of course you can its done to the same scale as you:D
flak jacket packed for scotland
You are going to be soooooooooooooooo sorry! :smt062
Psssst Dave...take shin pads too but DONT let Lissa know i said that will ya!
And as for you, web-slinger! :smt075
Spiderman
24-06-09, 08:27 PM
I said nothing, honest. The big boys made me do it.
The big boys made me do it.
That was always my excuse! :p
xXBADGERXx
24-06-09, 08:36 PM
I have a funny feeling we are going to hear you say this at the weekend :)
I have a funny feeling we are going to hear you say this at the weekend :)
You could well be right! :smt003
Haven't a single bad word to say about them!...
(i have far more than a single bad word!)
_Stretchie_
25-06-09, 03:43 PM
I like em all the time they're working. They're a bugger to fix and very expensive when they break.
:p :p
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