The weirdest thing I have done in a long time

[xXBADGERXx]

Okay picture the scene , been working very hard last few months , I have a new woman (the Badgeress) and things are still new . I was in work today and practically falling asleep on the spot . I get myself home on the bike and park it like it`s on fire (abandoned at a funny angle on the driveway) and trudge upstairs to bed for a small nap . These small naps are famous in work due to me telling people that I went for a quick snooze and woke up the next day after way too many hours asleep .

Anyhoooooo , I bunch the pillows up , find a nice cool spot on the bed and drift away ............ the next minute I am woken by my mobile ringing and the Badgeress is Pi$$ing herself laughing , I can`t make any sense of it at all and am getting a bit grumpy with not getting anything out of her in this conversation , she is trying hard but keeps breaking out in peels of laughter and the phone held to her chest as she rips up again in tears .

I get it out of her eventually , "Apparently" she called me and I answered the phone in my sleep and was snoring , she was shouting at me to wake up down the phone and I was answering her back in snores in a kind of "Badgery Snore Speak" , this has amused her no end and I`ve been teased by text all night now :(

[Graciepants]

all i can say is... Oh My God..... :shock:

whats it gonna be like in the wigwam?!?!?!

[xXBADGERXx]

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

[Graciepants]

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add
lol that is hardcore!
i hope you realise that you will now be a legend amongst all her friends and family because of this :thumbsup:
girls like to talk :smt084

[Bibio]

i have anti snoring devices as well...:smt075

[Jamiebridges123]

Quality read, gave a chuckle! Don't snore!

[Speedy Claire]

Badger I`ve heard your snoring, I doubt there`s an anti snoring device known to man that will quieten you up :p

I`ve fallen asleep on the phone in the middle of a conversation (obv a boring one!) but not quite given it the snoring lol

[xXBADGERXx]

Yeah but I actually answered the phone and was snoring from the beginning , I didn`t even say hello or anything ..... and where the hell have you heard my snoring , the only place I fell asleep and snored was on the Hardy Bikers 2 ?

[Speedy Claire]

:D You started to snore when you fell asleep on both NW3.5 and NW4 (I think it was)

[MR UKI (1)]

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

Staying awake? :D

[flymo]

Staying awake? :D

:-) pi**ing myself here...

[the_lone_wolf]

The weirdest thing I have done in a long time

Including the "bubble bath" thing?

;)

[gruntygiggles]

Badger, that's the read of the day for me so far....utterly brilliant and you've found yourself a keeper if early on the relationship she can just out and out laugh at you down the phone.....good girl Badgeress!!!!

[Spiderman]

If past AR experiences areanything to go by then were gonna have to have a "snorers end" of the field again this year and Badger is the first one in it.

[Dave20046]

i have anti snoring devices as well...:smt075
lol!
It's a good thing being lamped doesn't wake me up :pig:

[Liam9188]

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

my girl friend has an anti snoring device for me. sadly for me, its a pillow over the face

[Alpinestarhero]

I apparently once woke up in the night and took my braces out. I'll have to get maria to tell you the story cos i dont know anyhting about what happened, i woke up in the morning wondering where my braces were (oh no! have i swallowed them?!?!!) and maria didnt realise i was asleep when i was taking them out!!

[Paul the 6th]

I do have an Anti-Snoring device that I wear in company I may hasten to add

didn't fecking work on the hardy bikers rideout you loud bstrd! :rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

If past AR experiences areanything to go by then were gonna have to have a "snorers end" of the field again this year and Badger is the first one in it.



hmmmm I think we may be doing that at the GM too

If Badger doesn't know hes being disturbed whilst snoring his head off, it may be useful to roll him, BlueFlame, Regency and anyone else that snores to outer Mongholia:smt005

Blueflame snored so loud at last years AR that Rictus accused me and Matt of it:smt090. Bearing in mind that Blueflame was three tents up, with the Pingus, and the YCs between us:shock:

[454697819]

catherine just shouts at me now...

last night she just shouted NO at me and i stopped..

I dont snore anyway... tuh..

[dizzyblonde]

Im Indoors snores, sometimes, usually after a run of nightshifts, or when hes had a skin full.

He gets a kick in the ass:smt074
then he rolls over and shuts up, he only does it when he faces me, think he does it on purpose


Still gets a kick in the ass though!

[gruntygiggles]

Im Indoors snores, sometimes, usually after a run of nightshifts, or when hes had a skin full.

He gets a kick in the ass:smt074
then he rolls over and shuts up, he only does it when he faces me, think he does it on purpose


Still gets a kick in the ass though!


Oh, good girl. Stretchie doesn't snore loudly enough to bother anyone and snoring kind of sends me to sleep anyway (I'm weird, I know). I think I probably snore more than he does....lol.

[Owenski]

Me no snore, but me sleepwalk dunno what causes it but its happened for years. Oddest 2 things I've done would be walking over to the wardrobe, knocking on the door opening it and greating my clothes as though they were guests into the house (MissLeedsmatt woke me up once I returned to bed purely to laugh at me).
and
Removing the bed quilt and putting it out of the window (apparently to shake off the crumbs).

Neither of these I remember myself obviously but the lady friend thinks they were brilliant. :)

EDIT:Add note to BADGER ---- LEG-END!!!

[ophic]

If past AR experiences areanything to go by then were gonna have to have a "snorers end" of the field again this year and Badger is the first one in it.
closely followed by my dog. He's so loud I find I can't sleep without it now :rolleyes:

[_Stretchie_]

You're a star mate

: )

[kitkat]

GM should be fun then what with you and blue flame. Grant's snoring is legendary (not in a good way)

[xXBADGERXx]

Including the "bubble bath" thing?

;)

Shoosh you :-#

If past AR experiences areanything to go by then were gonna have to have a "snorers end" of the field again this year and Badger is the first one in it.

Not coming mate , going to see Metallica in Knebworth instead :smt096

didn't fecking work on the hardy bikers rideout you loud bstrd! :rolleyes:

Because you got a bed next to mine so I left it in the Rucksack on purpose :lol:

GM should be fun then what with you and blue flame. Grant's snoring is legendary (not in a good way)

I might have to bring the Video Camera for this event :joker:

[chompy]

haha i PMSL at that then

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

:lol: thats hilarious, made me laugh :D