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Mrs_giggles
03-07-09, 10:27 PM
in responce to mr davepreston thread re mrs_giggles falls in pond i have for sale 1x husband spares or repair
good points:thumbsup:
can change lightbulbs without ladder
can be quite entertaining so good at a party
ex squaddies (so has some useful skills)
quite a hit with parents
bad points
does not cook
not too tidy
high food bills
quite handy in the garage with tools
open to offers
lol hehehe
*runs and hides as mr dp not seen this yet*:smt081
Shellywoozle
03-07-09, 10:32 PM
Mmmm swap him for a Springer Spaniel
good points
free fertiliser machine
loyal
free face wash (big wet tongue)
entertaining
barks at stranger
cute
foot warmer on the bed
bad points
male
farts in his sleep
snores
messy eater
Graciepants
03-07-09, 10:33 PM
ill do a swap?
dizzyblonde
03-07-09, 10:33 PM
nah...throw him in a skip, when hes not looking. :-)
dizzyblonde
03-07-09, 10:35 PM
better still, fill the pond up then throw him in that ;-)
Shellywoozle
03-07-09, 10:37 PM
better still, fill the pond up then throw him in that ;-)
I can provide some nice stuff for the bottom of the pond courtesy of Samson :lol:
Paul the 6th
03-07-09, 10:46 PM
i could do with someone to de-rust some old bits from a ford sierra, is this a multi-use arrangement or one off?
Paul the 6th
03-07-09, 10:51 PM
just remembered he's irish so is technically a grey import... wouldn't touch him with a barge pole :razz:
Wideboy
03-07-09, 10:55 PM
he sounds like he's been ragged, whats the warranty like?
Paul the 6th
03-07-09, 10:58 PM
sounds like there may have been a total loss claim and potentially a dr10 as well?!
Shellywoozle
03-07-09, 11:00 PM
has he been castrated as Samson the Springer has. If he hasnt can I have a discount ?
Jayneflakes
04-07-09, 01:01 AM
has he been castrated as Samson the Springer has. If he hasnt can I have a discount ?
Easy to sort out if not, just use a couple of bricks! :smt110
speedplay
04-07-09, 05:31 AM
Were looking for a new dead weight at work, we can stretch to about £3.50 and a packet of crisps for him:D
Bluefish
04-07-09, 08:05 AM
what sort of warrenty has he got?
any evidence of crashes? has he been well serviced :-k or just abused?
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