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Rai86
06-07-09, 12:46 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8134596.stm

LMAO...sounds like a great way to make the time pass. Im pretty sure naughty stuff like this goes on on most ships, and i'l bet that most of the women enjoy it a little too.

Proper made me chuckle.

I mean they are are ozzies, shagging and drinking is what they do best!

:p
dizzyblonde
06-07-09, 12:52 PM
Arrrgggh Jim Lad, what else do they have to do on the high seas?
SoulKiss
06-07-09, 12:54 PM
Arrrgggh Jim Lad, what else do they have to do on the high seas?

They'll have to switch back to just looking for the golden rivet...
Rai86
06-07-09, 12:54 PM
lol

Cant believe they kept a book of it....rookie mistake
GavinD
06-07-09, 12:58 PM
navy *PROBES* sex games
Rai86
06-07-09, 01:05 PM
yeh I like the terminology used
yorkie_chris
06-07-09, 02:23 PM
The captain of this lugger, he was a dirty bugger. He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t, from one place to another.
Jayneflakes
06-07-09, 03:48 PM
I have a friend in the British Navy who tells of similar stories. She found out that she had a price on her head so to speak, due mainly to the fact that she had met her long term girlfriend who also served in the Navy. As an Officer she had to deal with it appropriately, however I suspect that she may have had her revenge on a few of the lads reported to her. :smt104

Nice to know that those of us who bat for our own team have a higher value, although it is strange because in truth I doubt we know how to entertain a bloke. Most of the girls I know prefer to watch football, drink beer and smoke fags... How is that attractive?=P~
Wideboy
06-07-09, 03:58 PM
Most of the girls I know prefer to watch football, drink beer and smoke fags... How is that attractive?=P~

what!! :o

the internet has seriously miss-led me :(
SoulKiss
06-07-09, 04:07 PM
Nice to know that those of us who bat for our own team have a higher value, although it is strange because in truth I doubt we know how to entertain a bloke. Most of the girls I know prefer to watch football, drink beer and smoke fags... How is that attractive?=P~

They covered that in Series 3, Episode 4 of The IT Crowd...
Biker Biggles
06-07-09, 05:29 PM
Much safer to shag your shipmate, especially in Singapore,where there can be some really nasty surprises if you venture to dally with the locals.
Say no more.Nudge nudge wink wink.
Rai86
06-07-09, 06:35 PM
Much safer to shag your shipmate, especially in Singapore,where there can be some really nasty surprises if you venture to dally with the locals.
Say no more.Nudge nudge wink wink.

got a marine mate who made the fatal mistake of venturing off ship onto foreign shores (so to speak ;)) not only did he lose his diving watch, wallet and left sock (er not sure why that one tho) he also picked up a little somthing for his trouble.......dont fink his mates ever let him forget it lmao.

Funny as ****