What a day

[Milky Bar Kid]

What a day I have had. I need all you fellow Orger's to put a bit of a smile back on my face (less of the dirty thoughts...WP....GP.....).

Spent 6 hours at the hospital at my grans bedside last night. Came home and went to bed about midnight, couldn't sleep so I read my book til about 3am and then eventually, sometime after 0330, I nodded off. Woke up at 7 and couldn't get back til sleep. What a migraine I had! :puker:It kind of dispersed about 1230/1330 and I got up, only to discover I had missed my hair appointment.

I had some lunch and then went and picked up my mothers new car for her. Only to discover it looks nicer than mine. :smt092

So then I decided I would wash the bike. Went to pull it out of the shed, slipped and fell, banged my head, bit my lip and hurt my back.

And I am back to work at 0800 in the morning.:cry:

[Bri w]

"Every day is a nice day but some are nicer than others."

Hot bath with a large bottle of wine, or two, and a good book - i said BOOK!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can't drink! Working in the morning!

[Venom]

:grouphug:

Lots of chocolate or cake or ice cream or all three?

[Rich]

I thought the "Milky Bar Kid was strong and tough?"

[keithd]

would you like to see a picture of my penis?

[keithd]

sorry, spelling mistake.

pens.....

http://www.amtmarketing.com/sectionfull/promotional-pens-19.jpg

[Rai86]

"Every day is a nice day but some are nicer than others."

Hot bath with a large bottle of wine, or two, and a good book - i said BOOK!

Awww i thought that was a really nice post...cheeers me up :D

Chin up MBK x

[Spiderman]

would you like to see a picture of my penis?

sorry, spelling mistake.

pens.....


You'll love this website then
http://www.penisland.net/

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! PMSL! Keiffy that was HIGHLY amusing!

[Venom]

You'll love this website then
http://www.penisland.net/

:lol:

[Speedy Claire]

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a
bad day think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.



Hi Sue ,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
make you realize it's not so bad after all

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with
a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've
used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole
suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as
fortunate.

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
on my butt as soon as
I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because
my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

[Bluepete]

Does Keithd live here? (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=penistone&sll=53.543572,-1.766052&sspn=0.066914,0.154324&ie=UTF8&ll=53.543368,-1.675072&spn=0.066914,0.154324&z=13&iwloc=A)

Chin up chick!

Pete ;)

[Wideboy]

moi? dirty thoughts?......................... oh ok then :smt090

still could be worse.......... you could be me!! :smt107

[Tiger 55]

Can't drink! Working in the morning!
Well that doesn't even make sense.

Take a drink!

[Holdup]

You'll love this website then
http://www.penisland.net/

Lol, good ol pen island...

[rick0361]

You'll love this website then
http://www.penisland.net/


Could be worse you cold live in Penistone - near Barnsley !!