View Full Version : does anyone else have whacky dreams?
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 09:02 AM
Seriously, in the last few weeks I've had some messed up dreams.
Sarah from girsaloud and zippy from rainbow force feeding me kelloggs crunchy nut while zippy is shouting "eat it all mwahaha!" (this a recurring one for soon reason)
I had dinner with Deborah from the apprentice and she was absolutely lovely.
I've even performed live with the pigeon detectives in Glasgow at the big convention centre (SECC?)
And then last night I was in laser quest with Trevor McDonald, later on we went on the bumper cars and julie etchingham from ITV/ITN news turned up..
Is there something a bit wrong with me or do you lot have whacky dreams as well?
Speedy Claire
09-07-09, 09:05 AM
Yep I quite often have totally insane dreams that just make no sense :D I wake up and think OMG how the heck did I just dream about that!
I woke up thinking about my Girlfriends Mum the other morning - she ain't even hot !
Apart from that I don't really do dreams that I remember.
Yup totally weird dreamer here - at a party in a tenement flat battering tommy sherdian over the head with a 70's orange glass ashtray while he was holding onto the windowsill
Marrying my ex from 17 years ago must be the strangest i've had foo a long time
the rest proabably ain't u rated
Dave20046
09-07-09, 09:35 AM
I keep having a dream about the nesquik bunny... inserting objects...
...eh paul?
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 09:43 AM
Dave 2 lol
Dave20046
09-07-09, 09:44 AM
Dave 2 lol
Leave DaveII out of this....
:smt093
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 09:49 AM
Lol quality... :D
Glad to know I'm not alone on this one :)
Dave20046
09-07-09, 09:51 AM
I keep having dreams I'm dribbling and snoring...
Don't remember many though :(
don't normally dream much but last night i had a weird one where i was temping as an early morning bus driver. I also had a paper round that i'd do whilst driving the bus, nipping out at stops to deliver papers.
Then the school next door to the bus depot started to collapse and the children swimming in the upstairs pool had to evacuate by jumping out of the window... fortunately this lucky school had a downstairs pool as well so they landed in that. I didn't make it to work that morning because I was helping evacuate the kids. I asked a colleague to apologise for me and he said the boss just laughed about it.
Weird.
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 10:02 AM
Ophic = winner
Spiderman
09-07-09, 11:46 AM
the rest proabably ain't u rated
Well those are the ones i wanna hear about ;) Feel free ot PM me anytime wont you :)
And i rarely dream as i self medicate with a dream supressant most nights before bedtime.
do you mean wacky or sticky?
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 11:51 AM
Well those are the ones i wanna hear about ;) Feel free ot PM me anytime wont you :)
And i rarely dream as i self medicate with a dream supressant most nights before bedtime.
calsberg export? Or straight vodka? :)
Spiderman
09-07-09, 11:51 AM
Wacky, wacky all the way baby :)
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 11:58 AM
ah... rock n roll dude lol :)
Spiderman
09-07-09, 11:59 AM
Nah, dont do rock n roll...more of a reggae man myself ;)
Owenski
09-07-09, 12:13 PM
Dont have many dreams but when I do they tend to be a bit random, same as some one else mentioned I tend to wonder "how the hell did I get that in my head"
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 12:14 PM
if it wasn't obvious enough the first time lol...
....I've never done poppers before :razz:
I do have the odd strange dream but not too often. What i want to is whats so bad about your dreams!! step into my office and lets analize them a little.....
Seriously, in the last few weeks I've had some messed up dreams.
Sarah from girsaloud Hot! and zippy Cool! from rainbow force feeding me kelloggs crunchy nut what do you mean your not a kellogs crunchy nut! while zippy is shouting "eat it all mwahaha!" i think i would eat em all if girlsaloud sarah was doing the feeding (this a recurring one for soon reason stop bragging....)
I had dinner with Deborah from the apprentice and she was absolutely lovely Depends on what meal, steak and chips hell yeah!, carot stick and a glass of water hell no!.
I've even performed live with the pigeon detectives in Glasgow at the big convention centre thousands of people cheering your name...... whats not to like (SECC?)
And then last night I was in laser quest i looooove lazer quest with Trevor McDonald LEG-end!, later on we went on the bumper cars hehehe bumper cars and julie etchingham (who) from ITV/ITN news turned up.. (ah well more the merrier)
Is there something a bit wrong with me or do you lot have whacky dreams as well?
.........I rest my case your honour:thumright:
Not wacky so much, but after watching Jurassic Park the other week I dreamed I was being chased by a T Rex. I ran through a kitchen, grabbed a weapon, and squeezed myself into a gap between two cupboards. When the T Rex peered onto the gap I stabbed it in the eye.................with a corkscrew! All the knives etc you'd find in a kitchen, and I grabbed a corkscrew!
I always have dreams, and unfortunately I have the mispleasure of remembering them in the morning. Very few of my dreams are nice. The odd ones are and they stand out for that reason.
I have bad dreams from the age of 3 and can actually remember most of them going back that far. I remember going through what I think is termed as "night terrors" because I remember hearing myself scream in my dreams but not be able to wake myself up properly.
Itīs also funny how having dreams can put you in a certain mood all day. A good dream will have me on cloud nine and not much will be able to spoil my day.
I had a dream that I stole X amount of eBay shares from a co-worker then sold them for about Ģ200million and then turned up to work in a Veyron and tried to get away with it even though he suspected me.
Weird as I'm not the theifing type too!
Milky Bar Kid
09-07-09, 07:17 PM
I wish I slept enough to have weird dreams!
Mr Speirs
09-07-09, 07:19 PM
The weirdest dream I ever had (and i think it tops everyones for weirdness so far) was that my girlfriend was Lady Sovereign and I was backstage after a show holding her hand when I turned around and suddenly she was a black man with a beard, but was still Lady Sovereign but I didn't have the heart to dump her just cos she looked like a hairy black man.
In real life though ever since that dream I have always looked fondly upon her and have a small crush on her!!! I actually met her backstage at wireless festival last weekend but couldn't look her in the eye!!
Wideboy
09-07-09, 07:26 PM
i virtually never have dreams, i vaguely remember the last one, i was just nodding off and i booted the radiator whilst at the same time grunting and waking up............ :confused:
Paul the 6th
09-07-09, 08:41 PM
The weirdest dream I ever had (and i think it tops everyones for weirdness so far) was that my girlfriend was Lady Sovereign and I was backstage after a show holding her hand when I turned around and suddenly she was a black man with a beard, but was still Lady Sovereign but I didn't have the heart to dump her just cos she looked like a hairy black man.
In real life though ever since that dream I have always looked fondly upon her and have a small crush on her!!! I actually met her backstage at wireless festival last weekend but couldn't look her in the eye!!
You're so racist :razz:
Leopard_lily
09-07-09, 08:46 PM
Reocurring dreams are always about my teeth either me pulling them out or falling out etc and another is about a tidal wave usually me being crushed by it - Nice!
dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 08:50 PM
I have surreal dreams, and very vivid. Like Matt riding up steps on a motorbike, but if you've seen the Scene in Labyrinth where everytime he got to the top he was in a different place than expected.
also I'm a perv ;-)
Wideboy
09-07-09, 09:21 PM
also I'm a perv ;-)
you dont say!
i had some pretty narly ones when on my pain killers after my off :smt048
dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 09:25 PM
I also have dreams of people I haven't seen for ages, and then I spend the day with them or something. For instance at the GM I had a dream with Northwind in it...think it had Metallica in it as well! But thats probably something to do with sitting with him and Badger talking about gigs, and the six degrees of seperation between me and Badger!
DavieSV
09-07-09, 11:23 PM
I used to have abstarct nightmare's as a child about being in a black square being crushed by large columes of pure colour.
I can remember it frightening me into waking up.
I had forgotten about them untill Matilda (my daughter) started to watch "night garden" on cebebies. The Harhoo's scare the begebies out of me!
but if I watch it with Tilda, I will allways fall aselep in front of the telly before my girl:smt015
Dave20046
10-07-09, 07:38 AM
Had one last night about being chased around a country village by children slashing me up etc.
Just remembered one from last week where GP's house mate had bought a tarantula (called nefatiti :scratch:) and I needed to get something from her room so I wandered in picked it up and just as I was about to leave I saw this massive tarantula the size of a dog run and jump pinning me down then it pumped me full of venom from one of it's front legs and a health bar (tekken style) appeared as I died, it drained and i woke up.... then woke up GP like a little girl :(.
Miss Alpinestarhero
10-07-09, 07:46 AM
I seem to remember 90% of my dreams in vivid detail. To the point of being able to remeber what each person in my dream said. They're often really weird and strange and make no sense at all.
Very few of my dreams are nice
+1
I wont repeat them on here because lets just say it is around the topic of death.
Paul the 6th
10-07-09, 07:46 AM
no dreams to report from last night. I was quite pished and woke up on the floor next to the bed in my hotel room... Must have missed the bed
metalangel
10-07-09, 08:31 AM
I was having weird ones a lot, but not many lately.
The missus, however, told me last night that she drowned at sea while Gonzo (out of the muppets) was roasted on a spit and then eaten.
Had one last night about being chased around a country village by children slashing me up etc.
Just remembered one from last week where GP's house mate had bought a tarantula (called nefatiti :scratch:) and I needed to get something from her room so I wandered in picked it up and just as I was about to leave I saw this massive tarantula the size of a dog run and jump pinning me down then it pumped me full of venom from one of it's front legs and a health bar (tekken style) appeared as I died, it drained and i woke up.... then woke up GP like a little girl :(.
Strange that, I had a dream last night where I was pinning you down and... :p
not really.
I have strange dreams that are realistic and seem believable, sometimes I want to ask my friends did 'whatever' really happen. In real life I also get the feeling I'm in a dream or did something I just did (which was very mundane) in a dream.
I had a dream last night about my pillow sitting (??) down and trying to convince me to put it on my pension plan and getting verbally nastier as the dream went on...wierd thing is, I dont have a pension plan (except the James Dean one). I used to be able to "set" my dreams (.i.e. think of a topic and then dream about it) but I dont suppose this is the best place to detail the "Star Trek meets the Rocky Horror Picture Show" ;)
Paul the 6th
10-07-09, 12:11 PM
lmfao vixis. that is literally the funniest thing I've heard all day
If I eat cheese before I go to bed I have some really wacky dreams.
The other night I dreamt that a colleague had marked a load of individual pens in our stationery book that she wanted ordered. Later on the next day I actually had to go and check with her that this was a dream and that she didn't really want all this stuff!
Another one this week was that I got stuck in this odd church with some really way out people, who wouldn't let me leave the service.
joshmac
10-07-09, 12:41 PM
Had one last night about being chased around a country village by children slashing me up etc.
.... then woke up GP like a little girl :(.
What were you doing in Gracie's bed?? ;):lol: Actually I don't wanna' know
Not wacky so much, but after watching Jurassic Park the other week I dreamed I was being chased by a T Rex. I ran through a kitchen, grabbed a weapon, and squeezed myself into a gap between two cupboards. When the T Rex peered onto the gap I stabbed it in the eye.................with a corkscrew! All the knives etc you'd find in a kitchen, and I grabbed a corkscrew!
Is that your pet name for Pete? I s'pose it would explain why he filled the ducati with diesel :smt043
I don't really dream that much. Well if I do, I can never remember them.
dirtydog
10-07-09, 04:01 PM
I had a weird one a few weeks back abou tthe blonde woman from Primeval, she kept chasing me and catching me. Everytime she caught me she would punch me and then let me run off again only for her to catch me and punch me again!
joshmac
10-07-09, 04:08 PM
Should've punched her back mate ;) If she hits you 3 times...
Is that your pet name for Pete? I s'pose it would explain why he filled the ducati with diesel :smt043
Nah, I don't call Pete T Rex, although he is a bit of an old fossil! :p
Bedhead
10-07-09, 07:46 PM
I keep having dreams that I'm back in school, except I'm the age I am now and I've got my beard, the kids I still know all look 34 too, but the ones I haven't seen all look 16, it's deffo 1991 because we're listening to MC Hammer an our walkmen.:smt108:smt108:smt108
I had a weird one a few weeks back abou tthe blonde woman from Primeval, she kept chasing me and catching me. Everytime she caught me she would punch me and then let me run off again only for her to catch me and punch me again!
Hannah Spearritt?
http://www.hitparade.ch/actorimages/hannah_spearritt.jpg
:love:
joshmac
11-07-09, 07:29 PM
Nah, I don't call Pete T Rex, although he is a bit of an old fossil! :p
:lol:
dirtydog
11-07-09, 07:56 PM
Hannah Spearritt?
http://www.hitparade.ch/actorimages/hannah_spearritt.jpg
:love:
Yeah that's her, vicious cow kept punching me! :smt022
hindle8907
11-07-09, 08:28 PM
i have been having lucid dreams latley and their really wired .
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