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dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 12:14 PM
SO, I went up the lakes yesterday with my friend Mark. We did the magical mystery tour route. Skipton, Grassington via Burstall, Hawes via kettlewell:cool: somewhere around Dent then Kendal, and up to Ambleside Backpackers via Ullpah and Wynrose Pass:p:smt107

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2036/1552092186_906ab71f68.jpg?v=0
Not my pic, but yes that is a road:lol:

Anyway, on our way on the A590 or something, Mark had gone off ahead, and I start to pass a blue pointy SV facing the wrong way on the other side of the road, closely followed by an epic traffic jam. I carried on for a while thinking should I stop....then I see Mark passing me. SO I turned round, filtered through the line of traffic and parked up.
A few people on mobile phones, scratching heads. No rider..where is Mark? Where is rider? Theres a stone wall with a fence on top and I just see the top of Marks head. Oh plop, this ain't going to be pretty:( So off I go to help, not that I needed to as mark is an ex ambulance man. Theres an old geezer layed flat on his back on the other side of the wall(which is fairly lower than the road), concious. Mark does all the usual things of checking him over, and keeping him talking, so I popped over the fence, and said 'now then we seem to have an evil kinevil here' to which the man said he didn't know how he got there!

The man was called Alan and he was born in 1931:smt107 yes thats right 1931! he'd been riding since he were in his teens. He was very very chatty considering, we got his lid off, but even though he thought he'd be able to get up, we made him lay, until the ambulance came. He had no injuries as far as we could see apart from where his glasses had pushed into his nose. This young man was an extremely lucky man indeed.
The people that were standing around owned a car with a flashy light on top, and as we were on a bit of a blind bend, I asked for the owner if he could park behid Suzy.....didn't want her bashed from the rear, so I played traffic cop and held up the traffic and the car with the flashy light on top reversed, which really did slow the traffic down. Many many people stopped to help, which I found lovely, as round here nobody stopped.
I think Alan had just overcooked the bend, and crashed into the rocks at the side of the wall, which threw him into the field, however he'd done it was spectacular as he landed literally the other side of the wall, and didn't touch the fence. The police came and we moved the broken SV, which was only scratched on the can and the brake lever was broken, but also the gear lever had come off, but no evidence to how the bike had flipped. It was to us rider only accident nothing involved, as the people in the car with flashy light were first to attend, and they found the bike sat in the road.
The ambulance came, Mark handed over to them,

GWS old dude, you really are a lucky fella.

missyburd
09-07-09, 12:55 PM
Sounds great fun :shock: Glad the chap's ok though, not a nice thing to happen to anyone :-( Good thing Mark and you were passing :-)

Don't think we've done the Wynrose Pass, looks fun :smt077

dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 03:51 PM
I think you may have on the Hardy bikers, although then again, I'm pretty sure the decline is far too harsh for it to have been on the route...in fact I'd have remembered the steepness.

Got a great road for Chris to bimble up there to, if you two are ever up there :-)

BanditPat
09-07-09, 06:07 PM
Hmmm that picture looks more like Hardknott to me....

Bluepete
09-07-09, 06:14 PM
Wrynose is a pain in the butt! It's very technical, steep enough to wheelie without notice (just ask Amarko for the video) and cooks brakes!

I love it!

We met an old bloke on the tops above Settle a few years ago, he was on sticks, with a helmet in his hand. We all thought he would go to one of the old bikes knocking about the car-park, but NO. He had the yellow curvy with Ohlins front and rear! Off he went, I just hope I still have his vigour when I'm old! Just look at those fork legs Dizzy!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/PICT6492.jpg

Good on you Dizz for stopping and helping, not that I would expect any different from you. I know how few peoplestop and help at RTC's, whatever help we get is REALLY appreciated.

Pete ;)

Milky Bar Kid
09-07-09, 06:15 PM
Hmmm, I have a tendency to stumble accross RTC's and it is rather a pain in the backside! Glad the old dude was ok!

Sally
09-07-09, 06:16 PM
Good on you Dizz for stopping and helping, not that I would expect any different from you. I know how few peoplestop and help at RTC's, whatever help we get is REALLY appreciated.

Pete ;)

Plumbers need help at RTA's? :o

What kind of plumber are you? ;)

Bluepete
09-07-09, 06:19 PM
Plumbers need help at RTA's? :o

What kind of plumber are you? ;)

The fast kind ;)

MBK, get yerself a traffic car, more blondes wanted in the mosty male ranks of the persecutors of the innocent!

Pete :rolleyes:

Milky Bar Kid
09-07-09, 06:22 PM
Eurgh, I hate traffic! No, I always come accross RTC's off duty, pain in the bum lying in glass half in an upside down car in the ****ing rain without a jacket on when you are on your way home from your nightshift!

Bluepete
09-07-09, 06:26 PM
Eurgh, I hate traffic!


How to loose friends and influence people...

Some people!

Pete

;)

Milky Bar Kid
09-07-09, 06:27 PM
Shut it RAT! Suits all the way!

Bluepete
09-07-09, 06:32 PM
The girl knows her rodents!

;)

Speedy Claire
09-07-09, 06:42 PM
Wow congrats to him for still riding Lou..... glad to hear he wasn`t badly hurt. Was his bike stood up when you found him or on the floor?

and MASSIVE CONGRATS to you on doing the Wrynose pass... I did it myself a few weeks back and it was really challenging. Well done you, that`s a fantastic achievement hun x

thedonal
09-07-09, 06:43 PM
Fair play.

And that does look like Hardknott- a scary place on a wet day!

Wideboy
09-07-09, 07:57 PM
bah no one can steal my title!!

good on him i say, i hope im still riding when im that age :p, hope he does get back on the bike

dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 08:25 PM
Hmmm that picture looks more like Hardknott to me....

That pic was taken off google to illustrate;). I'm sure when Mark gets home there will be footage somewhere on vid of me doing Wynros, as he had a rear mounted cam

Wrynose is a pain in the butt! It's very technical, steep enough to wheelie without notice (just ask Amarko for the video) and cooks brakes!


Good on you Dizz for stopping and helping, not that I would expect any different from you. I know how few peoplestop and help at RTC's, whatever help we get is REALLY appreciated.

Pete ;)
We did it on the descent....I got to the top hot on Marks heels but when I got to the top I bottled it for a short time, and thought don't look down...lucky there wasn't anything coming the other way.....theres no room. However i did have a bit of run in with a people carrier on the other side to Ambleside. She told me to look where I was going, well thats kinda hard when you going up a blind bend, and they push you into a hedge cause they are speeding downhill:smt010
Well it was more Mark than anything, I just moved a few vehicles while he did the medic thing. He instinctively went back to help, I wouldn't expect anything different from him

Wow congrats to him for still riding Lou..... glad to hear he wasn`t badly hurt. Was his bike stood up when you found him or on the floor?

and MASSIVE CONGRATS to you on doing the Wrynose pass... I did it myself a few weeks back and it was really challenging. Well done you, that`s a fantastic achievement hun x

Nope, the bike was laid on the road, I had to switch it off. I left it in the road just in case the police wanted it to stay put. They moved it as soon as they turned up....well it was in the way!

It was challenging, I didn't cry, I was tired by that point but not enough for it not to be enjoyable....however doing the A65 on the way home in the dark, was errrrrr a little scary!
AND in usual Dizzy faashion I tried to kill something, I was doing yet again around 60 somewhere before the little Chef at Austwick,(which anyone in the know, knows thats bambikilling territory!) on the straight.....and in a 'zombie in headlight fashion' apppeared a DUCK.....I screamed 'arrrrrgggghhh F*** a duck, jammed on the brakes, then realised I'd not even touched it.....the bleddy thing was just stood in the middle of the road with an evil stare:smt042

Mark stayed in Ambleside backpackers overnight, and then went on another mystery tour and did Wynrose the opposite way, Hardnott and Kirkstone....hes well hard core!

missyburd
11-07-09, 04:16 PM
Got a great road for Chris to bimble up there to, if you two are ever up there :-)

I like your thinking - #brushes up on the eyelid battering (and no that doesn't mean I end up with a black eye :P)#