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Bluepete
09-07-09, 07:23 PM
Chocolate is bad for you it seems (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8141612.stm)





Pete

Biker Biggles
09-07-09, 08:10 PM
You can have too much of a good thing.

Jayneflakes
09-07-09, 08:29 PM
I bet one of them Damned Umpalumpa* pushed him in. Vicious little swine they are. :smt106

*ahhh, you knew some one would make that joke... ;)

Shellywoozle
09-07-09, 08:31 PM
But what a way to go !

captainsmelly
09-07-09, 08:49 PM
I agree with the woozlemeister

dizzyblonde
09-07-09, 09:03 PM
I bet one of them Damned Umpalumpa* pushed him in. Vicious little swine they are. :smt106

*ahhh, you knew some one would make that joke... ;)

At ooompah loompah ville, that joke ain't so funny. a colleague died last year here.

Bibio
09-07-09, 11:11 PM
just hope they dont make kinder surprises...

Spiderman
09-07-09, 11:18 PM
reminds me of the old joke of the fella who fell in a similar vat in a curry factory. He didnt die but he was in a korma for a while.

Graciepants
09-07-09, 11:20 PM
do you think they cleaned out the vat afterwards or just pulled him out and thought "no one will know" and continued?

timwilky
10-07-09, 07:10 AM
It is like the guy that fell in the fermentation tank at John Smiths so called brewery. First time in living memory that there had been any body in the beer.

Viney
10-07-09, 07:32 AM
When they pulled them out, they came out a treat

Bluepete
10-07-09, 07:41 AM
It is like the guy that fell in the fermentation tank at John Smiths so called brewery. First time in living memory that there had been any body in the beer.


He had to get out twice for a pee!

timwilky
10-07-09, 07:42 AM
He had to get out twice for a pee!

what, in John Smiths!

He was drowning in P155 in the first place

Bluewolf
10-07-09, 10:29 AM
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