Recognise yourself?

[punyXpress]

World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end

I did! ( apart from the fishing, hunting & golf which are all a waste of good riding time )

[TheNinj1]

you should print it with illustrations as a childrens book. Something to aspire to be. Rather than the standard fairytale dribble.

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

:confused:

*confused about the thread*

[Paul the 6th]

I've just booked tickets to see Bruno

"ISH BIN PUSHIN ZER BOUNDRIES!!"

[Paul the 6th]

btw, are you alright puny? :)

[dizzyblonde]

What happened to the girl??

[Paul the 6th]

she got kicked in the face by a horse

BOOO YAH!

[keithd]

she got kicked in the face by a horse

BOOO YAH!

charming !:o

[Spiderman]

:confused:

*confused about the thread*

Thats cos you is one of those girl type things. Quick boys, RUN!!!! She may have the lurgy ;)

[Paul the 6th]

this is what happens when you turn down marriage, didn't you ever read prince charming and the girl who said no?

[dizzyblonde]

this is what happens when you turn down marriage, didn't you ever read prince charming and the girl who said no?


what, she turned into a frog?

[Jayneflakes]

I asked a boy to marry me once...

Then sicked up the rest of the whiskey and sleeping pills in his lap! :smt078

[Spiderman]

I asked a boy to marry me once...

Then sicked up the rest of the whiskey and sleeping pills in his lap! :smt078

I bet he said yes after that :lol:

[startrek.steve]

I asked a boy to marry me once...

Then sicked up the rest of the whiskey and sleeping pills in his lap! :smt078
Oi! I know you used to bat for the good guys once!

Steve

[Jayneflakes]

Oi! I know you used to bat for the good guys once!

Steve

Who me, playing both sides, but that would make me awfully greedy?

snigger...:smt061

Yes, it is true. I have had four boyfriends and five girlfriends. :-$

Even now though, I still fancy the odd boy every now and again, but not in a emotional caring way, but a purely animalistic physical kind of way... :makelurve:

[Spiderman]

Nothing wrong with a bit of greed ;)

[Stingo]

How 'ODD' are wee talking here Jayneflakes...?:smt079

[Jayneflakes]

How 'ODD' are wee talking here Jayneflakes...?:smt079

I could tell you, but :laughat: pretty much sums it up! :smt112

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

Thats cos you is one of those girl type things. Quick boys, RUN!!!! She may have the lurgy ;)

oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

[Amplimator]

mine was a similar story...

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy 'Will you marry me?' The guy said,'FECK ORF!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode brand new motorcycles and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
He still gets regular cooked meals too, gets laid most nights and treated like a spoilt child...result!

The way it should end

[punyXpress]

Hitler bump.

[suzijax]

Once upon a time there was a girl who was asked if she would marry her boyfriend Shrieking with laughter and pointing to his crown jewels said are you kidding as she walked away holding her little finger in the air.
Moral of the story happily single, riding a bike of Her choice going out on the **** when she wants having and enjoying sex without faking it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Touche!!