2 days then back to work ..............

[Shellywoozle]

and I can't fit in my uniform due to a month of drinking beer :( and eating rubbish !!!

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

And I not even rode my bike much ...... and I had all these plans.

Arggh well 4 days at work then 2 more weeks off LOL :smt026 I LOVE MY JOB !

[Jayneflakes]

Me back to work tomorrow :(

I have had ten days off work and actually have done so little. Mind you, the plan was to rest up, ride the little bike a bit and go to Manchester. Did all of that and have today to just chill and play on the net. Life is sweet. :cool:

[plowsie]

Go for a mountain bike ride! Sweat the beer out!

[Iansv II]

Ask for a bigger uniform ? :p

[keithd]

jumbo

that is all

[Bluepete]

You'll be in a traffic car soon at the rate you're putting it on!

Get to stores, get some new kit and set yourslef a deadline for it being too big. Stick to the deadline.

PS, I'm in for two days, then off to Lyme Regis for two weeks! Including a day at River Cottage building wood fired ovens and making bread!!!!!!!! (plus a few for luck) !!!!!!!!

Pete ;)

[metalmonkey]

jumbo

that is all

They do it that size? Or is it too order, I wouldn't know;) However I would probally stick the order when you get back after 2 weeks. If its anything like mine its months before you get anything.

Too much time off can be boring.

[kwak zzr]

and I can't fit in my uniform due to a month of drinking beer :(

you certainly have dear :)

[Shellywoozle]

ooops no store visit for me got it wrong back at work today !! ha ha ha :smt091

Still had an old pairs of trousers that are bigger .... too big so need to drink more now ha ha ha :smt080 so at least one pair fit me.

Cross trainer for me, have already thrown away the junk from the BBQ at the weekend :( and it killed me to do so. I have salad now in my fridge :(

[the_runt69]

Serves you right for having Paws round, just get the exercise in, Only 3 more late turns and a week off myself

[lukemillar]

Arggh well 4 days at work then 2 more weeks off LOL :smt026 I LOVE MY JOB !

PS, I'm in for two days, then off to Lyme Regis for two weeks!

Jeez - get a real job! :wink:

[Milky Bar Kid]

2 nights for me then I'm off for 4! The joys!

Shell, having the same trouble! Just fit, and no more, into my work trousers but I point blank refuse to get a bigger size. I am going on a diet.

[Speedy Claire]

bring back elasticated waist crimplene trousers :cheers:

[Jabba]

You'll be in a traffic car soon at the rate you're putting it on!

So she can sit in a layby eating donuts like all the other traffic plod, you mean? ;-)

[Jabba]

bring back elasticated waist crimplene trousers :cheers:

You can get something similar for expectant mothers :thumbsup:

[Milky Bar Kid]

So she can sit in a layby eating donuts like all the other traffic plod, you mean? ;-)

:smt067Lazy so and so's! Can't remeber the last time I seen a traffic cop help out in a rumble or an assistance shout!

[metalmonkey]

2 nights for me then I'm off for 4! The joys!

Shell, having the same trouble! Just fit, and no more, into my work trousers but I point blank refuse to get a bigger size. I am going on a diet.

How long until the button pops off? Or they split, seen that done before:smt104

[Milky Bar Kid]

Av got cool combats cos am allegic to the other kind our force get issuedso doubt they will split. The button may pop off though!

[metalmonkey]

Combats! Not allowed those here, some ppl don't like me but I would have them over the utter c*** we have now. Has be most uncomfy thing ever know to man. Well it hasn't changed since the 19th century.

Oh watch that button, you could have someones eye out with that;)

[kwak zzr]

And I not even rode my bike much ...... and I had all these plans

you've done loads babe! you should be proud of how much work you've done on your garden and i'm sure Samson love's it that his mum is at home so much, my advice is keep drinking beer and eating sh#t with Samson in the garden soaking up some Stafford sun!

[Bluepete]

Hang on a sec, I'll just go and find some other misconceptions about traffic cops... now, where did I leave my moustache?

[Seggons]

Hang on a sec, I'll just go and find some other misconceptions about traffic cops... now, where did I leave my moustache?

You mean you don't find and solve crimes in an hour like they do on The Bill? :eek: ;)

[Shellywoozle]

Combats! Not allowed those here, some ppl don't like me but I would have them over the utter c*** we have now. Has be most uncomfy thing ever know to man. Well it hasn't changed since the 19th century.

Oh watch that button, you could have someones eye out with that;)

Our uniform is rubbish, womens trousers have a waist just under the bust .... any weight at all cannot be compensated and the trousers will just not fit. To get new ones you have to get ya Sgt to fill in a form and POST it to stores 15 miles away who will sort you a new pair and POST them back - no stores visits.

As for the button, that is not getting done up for fear of taking someones eye LOL

bring back elasticated waist crimplene trousers :cheers:

Arggh yes please - please write to Staffs Police LOL

[richie95]

lyme regis is nice... poole is about 50 miles, and has a good bike night on tuesdays

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hang on a sec, I'll just go and find some other misconceptions about traffic cops... now, where did I leave my moustache?

Misconception? Traffic cops? Nah, there are no misconceptions....


YER ALL A BUNCH O' RATS!

Love ya really...:kiss:

[Shellywoozle]

Misconception? Traffic cops? Nah, there are no misconceptions....


YER ALL A BUNCH O' RATS!

Love ya really...:kiss:

Should I change my aspirations of being a traffic cop then, well our traffic div is on the bikes.

Bullies and stereotypers the lot of ya :smt098

Waiting til the next ride out so I can take all ya VRM's :rolleyes: he he he

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can you read taco's?

[Shellywoozle]

Can you read taco's?

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:BnXPsJG9YM05tM:http://www.marlerblog.com/tacos(6).jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.marlerblog.com/tacos(6).jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.marlerblog.com/tags/shigella/&usg=__oR0Wjqq5Hxk33eohM9VuzabXeN4=&h=397&w=400&sz=65&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=BnXPsJG9YM05tM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtacos%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1) no but i like eating them :smt005

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! Well, ur not traffic material! Come join me in the darkside....I like suits...

[Shellywoozle]

Haha! Well, ur not traffic material! Come join me in the darkside....I like suits...

I am I like these too ..............

https://www.khanapakana.com/recipe/articlefiles/0E593FF3-A114-4469-98FC-64CCA72152F8-doughnuts%20picture.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can you grow a moustache?

[Shellywoozle]

Can you grow a moustache?

:sick: I can paint one on.

[Shellywoozle]

Serves you right for having Paws round, just get the exercise in, Only 3 more late turns and a week off myself

It is all her fault.

I think I should leave the computer life behind and go exercise .... so let's hope this is my last post for a while, put my time to better use :) (that is the plan but all best plans and all that)

I will be back when I lost a stone .... wonder if that will work for my motivation and how long I can leave this piece of plastic alone.... off to the cross trainer in spare room :(

Count the days .... could be a while ha ha ha :smt101

[metalmonkey]

I am I like these too ..............

https://www.khanapakana.com/recipe/articlefiles/0E593FF3-A114-4469-98FC-64CCA72152F8-doughnuts%20picture.jpg

Dang I am the anti, don't like tea, coffee, fry ups, haven't eaten the above for months as I really don't like them that much (dukin doughts is good thought:D) my sins are choclate and liquor. Its hard for me to find stuff to eat as its c*** that is manily served up or it just taste like **** for a change.