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Wideboy
24-07-09, 05:18 PM
let me tell you a storey........

a fews weeks back in my cage i had a run in with some nasty yuppy twot in his tarted up BWM mini thing (fugly piece of sh!t), (don jethro voice) "now what happened wasss" he tried to undertake me on a roundabout which resulted in a epic PHIAL and him nearly binning his tart-wagon, he then sat up my chuff for the next min or so..... until i slammed on the anchors (bumpers need a respray anyway :smt102) to which he didn't like and for the next 10 miles he shadowed my every movement on the road (badly i might add) like he was drafting me in some F1 race. I tried to ignore him but this continued for the next 10'ish miles with him pulling out infront of people on roundabouts ect to keep behind me until i had enough pulled over and got out

he said he was following me to pull me over and tell me how dangerous my driving was, he then lectured me on how bad i was all the while he was sat in the road blocking it and me getting more and more pi$$ed off, he then said "i've got your registration so you better watch your back mate, my brother is a traffic officer". At this point I had reached my limit of bull$hit intake and was pretty wound up, in-politely explained to him that i am already on ANP so i couldn't give a monkeys ar5e (im not really but was good at the time) followed by "wtf is he going to do anyway" reply was "chase you down" :rolleyes:, then said if he would care to take my address i'd be more than welcome to make your brother a brew and explain to him what you have just done for the past 10 miles as the sun obviously shines out of your golden ar5e.......... he called me childish saying he had kids my age ect, all this went on for a bit until he realised how ****ed off i was getting and drove off saying "watch your back".... i shrugged it off and went on my merry way.

now fast-forward to today, went into the city centre on the bike, now bikes can park in the city centre free of charge and there is never a shortage of spaces hence me taking the bike. In the last 1/2 a mile or so this mini flys out a side street and sits up my chuff...... after noticing the gunmetal mini with its go faster red wing mirrors and general halfords crap (exactly WTF indeed :lol:) my memory clicked and went back to this day and sure enough after squinting for a while in the mirror it was the yuppy, woooo i thought i can whined him up and burn him off on my bike but sadly he pulled over a few yards before i was going to park so i didn't get a chance :smt010, just before i turned the corner to park up i saw a traffic warden, yes!! chances are mini yuppy has parked illegally, so i parked up and jogged over to the warden to explain to him there was a mini parked down there on double yellows whilst pointing it out................ warden slapped a healthy ticket on it :smt042

so i got a good laugh out of my otherwise uneventful day and i felt right chuffed with myself :D

shifter
24-07-09, 05:24 PM
Go get um, Wideboy!

Nick_69
24-07-09, 06:15 PM
Well done. Idiots like that should be taught a lesson, you did really well not to smack the bloke, i would of.

Nick_69
24-07-09, 06:15 PM
Well done. Idiots like that should be taught a lesson, you did really well not to smack the bloke, i would of.:smt070

hindle8907
24-07-09, 06:18 PM
good for you chum !

hindle8907
24-07-09, 06:18 PM
nah good one ;) i h8 *****$

Bibio
24-07-09, 06:21 PM
good on ya lad....

Bluefish
24-07-09, 06:47 PM
revenge is sweet haha.

Girth
24-07-09, 06:54 PM
How irresponsible of you!

Its idiots like you who give bikers a bad name!!!

Lozzo
24-07-09, 08:07 PM
Proper revenge is tracking him down to where he lives and then you and two mates rolling his car onto its roof in the dead of night

Dave20046
24-07-09, 08:35 PM
Well done - but I would have took it the step further and left him a pleasant note to explain that ; after his lecture on responsibilities on the road the other day you really had a good long look at yourself and decided to change for the better - part of your new daily good deeds to other drivers include reporting illegally parked twots :mrgreen:

RichT
24-07-09, 08:53 PM
Nice one Skinny Britches

Jinxy43
24-07-09, 09:34 PM
Well done pal, esp since you keep your cool. As all ways revenge is a dish best served cold. :smt074

thedonal
24-07-09, 09:43 PM
What a >not a hen<.

Yep- just desserts- though I'm sure he'll be picked up for dangerous driving himself at some point.

Wideboy
25-07-09, 09:23 AM
i think i've turned over a new leaf................. :smt104

Jayneflakes
25-07-09, 10:28 AM
Proper revenge is tracking him down to where he lives and then you and two mates rolling his car onto its roof in the dead of night

What ever happened to sending people dog poo or the Ebola virus through the post? :smt042

Remind me never to cross you Lozzo... :notworthy:

TC3
25-07-09, 11:15 AM
Proper revenge is tracking him down to where he lives and then you and two mates rolling his car onto its roof in the dead of night

Vandalism more like

joshmac
25-07-09, 11:54 AM
i think i've turned over a new leaf................. :smt104
I think you must've hit your head harder than you thought when you had your off mate ;):lol:

DarrenSV650S
25-07-09, 11:55 AM
tut what a anti climax
I was expecting something more than telling on him to the traffic warden

GeneticBubble
25-07-09, 12:05 PM
You should of stayed to see his face once he relised the ticket, then walked past him and said something clever like, i guess the guy who gave you that ticket wasn't your brother then?

joshmac
25-07-09, 12:06 PM
You should of stayed to see his face once he relised the ticket, then walked past him and said something clever like, i guess the guy who gave you that ticket wasn't your brother then?
:lol: Would've been good.

metalmonkey
25-07-09, 12:48 PM
You should of stayed to see his face once he relised the ticket, then walked past him and said something clever like, i guess the guy who gave you that ticket wasn't your brother then?

You don't always need to be there to see the end result, you just know that karma will get them evetually but you may not see it.

Speaking of revenge somone who went out there way to upset me, found out they hadn't won in the end I had. This person put so much work into this as well, but I know for a fact they were well ****ed off when they found out:cool: As one of freinds was there to see it and took delight in telling me about.

Yes it can be sweet...