ar update

[davepreston]

hello from the ar quick update from the broken people who cant do the rideout
so far we have had
paul the 6th busted head on trampoline
hovis raving with glow stick and bear licking his plums
manx matt stripped by bear and made his wife
gracie raped by ophics horse/ dog
hovis shot in head by by vipers zuast
grinch naked
soul kiss handing out 40 year old whiskey (good lad)
me throwing beer cans at paul while he was riding ( he nearly dumped the bike )
orose still on hire bike
leeds matt running repair on cluch which he has properly screwed
more later when we remember stuff lol

[Rai86]

ha ha ha wicked

[custard]

oh

dear

god

:)

[Specialone]

Pics asap please:D
Except for naked pics of men lol

[ThEGr33k]

grinch naked

Pics asap please:D

Something you want to tell us?? :p

[Specialone]

Something you want to tell us?? :p

See my edited post lol

[Ed]

See my edited post lol

Unedit it:D

[keithd]

grinch naked

and the award for the "was always going to happen moment" goes to.....

[ethariel]

Lucky bastiches, im sitting at home hiopeing work call so i dont feel like a damn fool!

[Richie]

Sounds like too much fun in a can...

hope no one is to injured.

[Iansv II]

Should be lots of pics soon.. alot of cameras there and on the rideout

[Shellywoozle]

They cant be having that much fun they on the org .... or they just wish they were at home so they could be on it ;) pffft I am not jealous

[Iansv II]

The rideout went too close to my house so I came home to watch the footy... everyone else is still there :p

[ArtyLady]

I'm home now......got a tad wet on the way back

[SV-net]

Ahhh man I wish I were there.............

[muffles]

I'm not jealous, not one bit! :-dd

Need more updates - how is it going? Is young Joshmac behaving himself??

[Spikenipple]

I had an awesome time! The rideout was absolutely brilliant, and Paul the 6th smashing his head last night was hilarious :P

[ThEGr33k]

I had an awesome time! The rideout was absolutely brilliant, and Paul the 6th smashing his head last night was hilarious :P


I knew he would be funny there but woops!? Is he ok? :rolleyes:

[Lou M]

I'm home now......got a tad wet on the way back

Did you enjoy yourself Arty Lady?!

[Ed]

Now ten past ten.

I'm wondering what state Hovis is in:D

[anna]

He is going to be slushed!!!

[punyXpress]

Now ten past ten.

I'm wondering what state Hovis is in:D

Kentucky ?

[Red Herring]

I was working in Essex this afternoon, it was peeing down....I'm guessing they're going to be a bit damp.

[ArtyLady]

Did you enjoy yourself Arty Lady?!

I did yeah thanks Lou - I've had a rotten cold and missed last night - only just managed to drag my sorry @rse out on the bike today and catch up with everybody at lunch to do the second half of the ride - I was only at the pub/campsite for a little while afterwards, then started to wilt so headed off home. Glad I made the effort though! :D

[Richie]

I'm home now......got a tad wet on the way back

That ride.... must have been a good one...!!!

[ArtyLady]

That ride.... must have been a good one...!!!

:lol:

[Jdubya]

I must admit though that although it was peeing it down on the way home last night, there was still so much grip on the roads! It was actually quite a pleasant ride home from the campsite.

As for some of the dogs on the site deciding that some of the visitors were good enough to wee on...well, thats just got to stop:p

[maviczap]

Just got home. Lots of sore heads this morning.

Hovis offered beer by Fizzwheel for breakfast, which he refused!!!

Paul the 6th tent trashed in the the night by unknown assailant(s)

Now drying out tent from last nights rain, but had a good ride home in the sunshine this morning

[davepreston]

Paul the 6th tent trashed in the the night by unknown assailant(s)
unknown, i have the evidence lol

[Graciepants]

Paul th 6th and the trampoline was hilarious! just the way he landed ugh!
i was raped by the dog 5 times! it could actually stand up and put its paws on my shoulders with some spare!

[Von Teese]

As for some of the dogs on the site deciding that some of the visitors were good enough to wee on...well, thats just got to stop:p

That would be Stig!! He's not fussy who he wees on, he actually wee'd on one of my dogs....Grunty get your puppies under control!!!:smt043

[Jdubya]

That would be Stig!! He's not fussy who he wees on, he actually wee'd on one of my dogs....Grunty get your puppies under control!!!:smt043


I thought it was called squirell? Dunno really... there were just so many animals there(not too mention the dogs)...but he really should learn some manners:p

[maviczap]

unknown, i have the evidence lol

Spill the beans on who it was then :D

[_Stretchie_]

That was Squirrel..

Sorry about that.. But at least you know that he loves you

; )

[dizzyblonde]

Squirrel is the jack russel isn't he?

That dog is the soppiest jack russel I have ever seen.
As for any footballs....Kaiser ate them :-)

[Von Teese]

Stretchie had to run off with him when we were leaving in case I stole him, I love him, he's the best Jack Russell EVER.
And I nearly got away with stealing Stig (even if Mr VT's puppy did violate him!)

[gruntygiggles]

Stretchie had to run off with him when we were leaving in case I stole him, I love him, he's the best Jack Russell EVER.
And I nearly got away with stealing Stig (even if Mr VT's puppy did violate him!)


Stig is still recovering.....he's feeling all used and abused now!

Yep Jdub.......it was the little Jack, Squirrel that did the deed up your leg......I couldn't believe it, he's never done anything like that before, so you must have smelled very attractive.

[Von Teese]

Stig is still recovering.....he's feeling all used and abused now!


LOL!
http://www.apbc.org.uk/


Thanks to you and Liz for looking after the little devils!!:cheers:
Liz, one word and they are still yours!!! We will even drop them off for you!

[amarko5]

me throwing beer cans at paul while he was riding ( he nearly dumped the bike )


thats a novel thing to do at an SV meet !! But I am sure its not a unique event. :p

[Jdubya]

Stig is still recovering.....he's feeling all used and abused now!

Yep Jdub.......it was the little Jack, Squirrel that did the deed up your leg......I couldn't believe it, he's never done anything like that before, so you must have smelled very attractive.


Well, fortunately I was the other fat bloke who didn't get wee'd on. The bloke who got wee'd on is Essex of Essex(the bloke who took the photo's from his plane).

[Paul the 6th]

I'm ok! Just....

tried to do a front flip but ended up projecting myself forwards, the back of my leg (the hamstring bit) ****ted on the frame which runs the circumference of the trampoline.... that hurt quite a bit, then I dragged myself off and smashed my head on a fence post. Laid there for 20 mins ****ing and moaning like a b!tch, then got up and said "Ah feck it I'm from yorkshire" I'm literally a **** head...

dave preston, was it manx and leeds matt by any chance? basts broke my friggin tent!

[Paul the 6th]

Paul th 6th and the trampoline was hilarious! just the way he landed ugh!
i was raped by the dog 5 times! it could actually stand up and put its paws on my shoulders with some spare!

I had an awesome time! The rideout was absolutely brilliant, and Paul the 6th smashing his head last night was hilarious :P

I'm glad you enjoyed the show :) did anyone see hovis get knocked out in the gazeebo at about 4 this morning? Now that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen lol

[Von Teese]

Be glad you didnt see him peeing at 6am then! ;)
....Then he left his toiletroll on my bike and Grunty picked up a mysterious poo near our tent, which none of the dogs seemed to have done.......
Where is Perry Mason when you need mysteries solved!

[Paul the 6th]

I did not crap anywhere near your tent!.... It was nearer dave prestons if I remember correctly, and I forgot my toilet roll so had to use dave's towel instead :)

[Cazza]

Grunty picked up a mysterious poo near our tent, which none of the dogs seemed to have done.......

Hmmm... there was a big poo right next to my tent too this morning. We couldn't tell what species the, erm, 'artiste' may have been.

[Von Teese]

Hmmm... there was a big poo right next to my tent too this morning. We couldn't tell what species the, erm, 'artiste' may have been.

That was Grinch!

[Cazza]

That was Grinch!

Good God, please tell me you're joking!

[davepreston]

thats a novel thing to do at an SV meet !! But I am sure its not a unique event. :p
well when there are no whinging gits at a rideout and everyones friendly and its done to your own mate no one seems to cry like a child afterward :D

[Spiderman]

I'm ok! Just....

tried to do a front flip but ended up projecting myself forwards, the back of my leg (the hamstring bit) ****ted on the frame which runs the circumference of the trampoline.... that hurt quite a bit, then I dragged myself off and smashed my head on a fence post. Laid there for 20 mins ****ing and moaning like a b!tch, then got up and said "Ah feck it I'm from yorkshire" I'm literally a **** head...

dave preston, was it manx and leeds matt by any chance? basts broke my friggin tent!

For those who either werent there when this happened or not at AR and are feeling a little sorry for Paul, aw bless, after reading the aboveallow me to reassure you. Minutes after he'd asked me to feel his bump for the 10th time he was running about the field rugby tackling people to the gound an roll abuot on the grass with em.

i'm sure he banged his head just for the symapthy vote ;)

[Von Teese]

Good God, please tell me you're joking!

I NEVER joke about poo!

[Kuze]

For those who either werent there when this happened or not at AR and are feeling a little sorry for Paul, aw bless, after reading the aboveallow me to reassure you. Minutes after he'd asked me to feel his bump for the 10th time he was running about the field rugby tackling people to the gound an roll abuot on the grass with em.

i'm sure he banged his head just for the symapthy vote ;)

Yup i was minding my own business trying to get sib some water to ease her night of too much drinking and out of no where he tackled me to the ground!

Tho tbf he bought me a pint n some nuts :P

[hovis]

did anyone see hovis get knocked out in the gazeebo at about 4 this morning? Now that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen lol

:confused:

[Paul the 6th]

Girth punched me in the eye!!!!!