AR09 'Quotable Quotes'

[Von Teese]

Well it's about time someone started this thread.

I've heard so many funny comments at the AR, directly and indirectly, so lets hear your favourite ones.

Mine were:

'You've done this before' - Quiff Richard to Mr VT when packing up the van so quickly

'Your dog has violated Stig' - Gruntygiggles after looking after our dogs while we were out on the rideout

'Your van is awesome, I think I just made a little sex wee' - Stretchie to Mr VT

'I don't know who to ask....but I want to feel what 5k worth of breasts is like' - Bear to myself and Mr VT

'I'm very drunk at the moment' (Understatement of the year!) - Paul the 6th

'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch

...I'm sure I will think of some more throughout the day!

[Alpinestarhero]

"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants

[fizzwheel]

Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

[Alpinestarhero]

Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

"if you **** up, i'm going to **** you" is what I heard, or words to that effect :lol:

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy :smt042

[Iansv II]

Bear's Pre Ride Breifing - All of it, most of which is not repeatable on the forum :D:cool:

Yes, I'm so glad I made it just in time for that one... always made an extra effort to move aside for bear all day :D

[dizzyblonde]

''Has anyone met my wife?'' Paul6th when I walked out in my fancy dress.

Thanks Paul :smt055

[ManxMatt34]

Girth - Bang! And the chair is gone! (As the inflatable chair vanishes into the dark from LeedsMatt kicking it.

[Kate Moss]

Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!

[Kate Moss]

phil to Mrs T and I - " will you two shut up!"
Mrs T " No, im teaching your missis how to blow"



(across the top of a bootle to make a flute type noise!)

[Von Teese]

'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests

[davepreston]

own up to these if ur names not beside them
me going through bar on crutchs "thats very rude you could have the decency to go the long way round"
SPIDY "you not dave preston your 20 years to young"
bloke by fire after falling on my bad leg "shiit sorry mate" hovis "its ok mate i just did it when im dead he'll find you"
GRUNTY GIGGLES " so you will be dave preston" me "lol what gave it away the crutches" gg " no the table full of beer and only you drinking it "
more to come :)

[Dicky Ticker]

Bears request to line six big boobs up and see if they worked like NEWTONS CRADLE

[Grinch]

'I've been playing with her puppies all morning' - TLW to Grinch


I have no memory of this... damn.

'It would be a good death' - Bear suffocating with his head buried in my and Graciepants's chests

Well there is a surprise.

[Von Teese]

I have no memory of this... damn.

It was when I was offering to make him tea and breakfast!

You replied 'Ive been here since 7am' then something naughty I think..cant remember the exact wording hence I was unable to quote it in my original post.

[gruntygiggles]

Stretchie - " I only gave you a kiss love"
Grunty - " yeah but you got me all wet" -


Those that were around the table will know that grunty was referring to the rain rather than the excitement of the kiss, but a what a classic, and said so innocently too!


I still don't know what you were all laughing at O:)

[gruntygiggles]

I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!

[Iansv II]

Another part of Bears briefing I forgot....

"Remember the Bear likes a struggle, if you go limp so does the Bear"

or something close to that

[Kate Moss]

Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!

[Von Teese]

Me to Spiderman - having been pillion with him - "Thanks for taking me"...DOH!

lol....we did wonder why you were back so late ;)

[Wideboy]

"Its hard work, being popular" - Widepants

"Ooo! Me Spine" - Widepants

"Looking for hot gay guys in your area?" Girth and Widepants

i tell you what the being crippled and the spine excuse was brilliant, being beer'd, popular and groped

but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!! :lol:


but it dont half forkin hurt now

[davepreston]

I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!
yes one of the few times someone has stumped me for a reponce poor lad bearly spoke to me afterward

[dizzyblonde]

at seeing Davenumbers trying out Paulsghey1000 and me riding Suzy up the field on Saturday morning

'hey Dizz, fancy a joust'!!

holding a pair of crutches in the air :-)

[davepreston]

i thought that was a great idea :)

[dizzyblonde]

lolz, it would have ended in tears! but would have been a great photo

[chris8886]

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy :smt042

no worries mate. i remember seeing you both, but have no recolection of saying anything! :rolleyes: but i stand by what i apparently said and must add that i love maria too, i'm a little ashamed i didn't say it at the time :smt075

as for quotes, i can't remember any specifically, but a few of the stories that dave preston came out with were quality ie. the one about practical jokes.

[MrsT]

Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"

[RichT]

MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)


MrsT to me after Saturday's rideout "is that the furthest you've taken me over?" :D

Phil 24_7 to me "we need more wood"
Me to Phil 24_7 "speak for yourself"

Sorry Kate - :D

I don't think he heard me tbh.

[Spiderman]

Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"

:lol: i'd forgotten that one.

[MrsT]

Hovis to numerous people - "shut up you sl*g"

[Graciepants]

but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!! :lol:


but it dont half forkin hurt now
i did - it was cr@p


Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!"
Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off

[Von Teese]

Can't remember who said this one to me but...
re: Mr VT being younger than me....

'A girl should always hang on to her youth.....but not while he's driving'

Own up, it might have been Grinch, Supervox, Soulkiss or Rictus

[Supervox]

Can't remember who said this one to me but...
re: Mr VT being younger than me....

'A girl should always hang on to her youth.....but not while he's driving'

Own up, it might have been Grinch, Supervox, Soulkiss or Rictus

'Twas me :cool:

[Von Teese]

LOL! I should have known!!!

You will also be the one who said 'you're only as young as the man you feel' then!

[Wideboy]

i did - it was cr@p


Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!"
Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off


i regret informing people of where my stash had been hidden :(

[Alpinestarhero]

oooh more wideboy ones

"what have you done to my beer? my tounge is burning"

:thumright:

[Miss Alpinestarhero]

no worries mate. i remember seeing you both, but have no recolection of saying anything! :rolleyes: but i stand by what i apparently said and must add that i love maria too, i'm a little ashamed i didn't say it at the time :smt075

Dont worry, I love you too Chris :kiss:

I cant remember any specific quotes either but was rather amused at Wideboys confusion over his beer and demanded that Girth, Matt and whoever else (sorry Ive forgotten your names) try it and "check" it was ok :lol:

[joshmac]

MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)


:lol: It was so easy to twist her words

[Bear]

Braaaapbrumbaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppo pbwambraaaaarp
fshhhhhhhhbwaaaaaaap

It was something like that anyway. 2 times: When I was marking the junction at the Eagle and all the bikes got stuck by the lights so they went 20 at a time (Gorgeous)...

Following Scoobs and our bikes harmonising: sounded friggin' brilliant

[Spiderman]

Just remembered another one. Manxmatt to everyone who was in the tent shortly after he realised who i am....
"Dont talk to him, he's a mod!"
"Did you know he's a mod?"
"I can't believe he's a mod, dont to talk him"

:lol:

[ManxMatt34]

Just remembered another one. Manxmatt to everyone who was in the tent shortly after he realised who i am....
"Dont talk to him, he's a mod!"
"Did you know he's a mod?"
"I can't believe he's a mod, dont to talk him"

:lol:

Ahhahaha forgot about that, that was first evening in the Marque right :D? I love you really spidey and would be a honour to spend abit more time to get to know you when your less harrassed, prehaps at another meet that isn't AR. Look forward to meeting you in the future anyway.... you dirty dirty mod.... now to wash my hands.

[dizzyblonde]

when i rode into the campsite Spidey ran up to me

SPidey.... ''you've got to pay messie''
ME... ''yes I know I'm parking up first''
Spidey.... ''who are you????''

Me....''I said I was washing my hair but i didn't say where!!''

Spidey.....''OMG!!!!!!ITS, ITS you, you said you weren't coming!''

me...surprise:smt039:smt039:smt039

One nice big hug off Spidey later, I nearly dropped the bike, the stuff resembling a dead body on the back was tooo heavy for a spidey too:p

[Spiderman]

nice surprise it was too :) Never been so happy to see a killer before :lol:

[chris8886]

Dont worry, I love you too Chris :kiss:

I cant remember any specific quotes either but was rather amused at Wideboys confusion over his beer and demanded that Girth, Matt and whoever else (sorry Ive forgotten your names) try it and "check" it was ok :lol:

shhhhh, pm me these things, matt might find out! ;)

[Alpinestarhero]

shhhhh, pm me these things, matt might find out! ;)

:shock:

i cant see it lasting long, you dont have a topbox :lol:

[Paul the 6th]

At about 2 am on saturday morning:
Hovis: "F*cking wales!!!! Come on lad"
leedsatt: "Hovis, being welsh is like a disability or something mate"
hovis: "You f***ing racist *******"
me: "Steady away hovis, the welsh aren't so much a race, more a collection of stupid people"
hovis: "Raaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!"

me to various tear aways in the gazeebo:
"What are you guys smoking?" .......dead silence for about 5 seconds..... "Go on then, I'll have a bang on it"

hovis: "I'll f***ing walk across that fire" *then proceeds to whip his shirt off*

davepreston: "I almost beleived that shiite about you go to the gym you fat mess"

bear: "Come on then big lad, lets have a cuddle"
me: "Yes please mate"
bear slides his hands inside the back of my boxers and gives a good squeeze: "Ooh, you're bum is firmer than it looks!"
me: "Yep.... I'm tensing it"

bang and the chair is gone is still the one quote which made me lose it

me talking to jamie the bar man after he did me a discount on some drinks: "Jamie, you're a beautiful man.... with a beautiful face."

[Dave20046]

me talking to jamie the bar man after he did me a discount on some drinks: "Jamie, you're a beautiful man.... with a beautiful face."
I knew I heard you talking to someone in your tent that night :rolleyes:

[BernardBikerchick]

guys and girlies i am soooooooooooooooooooo gutted i missed this i really am:mad::o:(:(:( i will be there with bells on next year please can it be in wales or cheshire !!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!:D:D looks awesom photos excellent i am gutted i missed it - especially all the naughty bits hee hee heeeeeeeee:D:D bear you better not be two timing me quiff i need you fizzzzz oh fizzzz huggles love ya spidy hmmmm grinch hmmmmmm squid ubba ubba treacles hmmmmm stretchie hugs to all of you and not forgetting cazza !!! xxx lesbo ones of course !!!!

[ophic]

i will be there with bells on next year
just bells? in that case i think it can be wherever you like ;)

[MR UKI (1)]

Hovis by the fire with his top off "You gotta get with the man love, boyo". I didn't realise the Welsh actually said 'boyo' but they do.

[joshmac]

"What are you guys smoking?" .......dead silence for about 5 seconds..... "Go on then, I'll have a bang on it"


There was silence 'cause I was taking a toke ;):lol:

[Paul the 6th]

Ah, sorry josh :(

I'll bring some supplies for you next time... Snuff, anyone?

[joshmac]

:lol: That's not what I was saying. Why the heck are you sorry? :confused: lol
Wasn't mine in the marque

[Graciepants]

its spidey who you should apologise to - i was passing it to him and you stole it.


who told me they got naked in taxis a lot?!

[Von Teese]

Just remembered another:

Upon driving onto the site in the van and greeting Lozzo with a hug and kiss:

Bluethunder (very drunk): 'I donch know whoo yooo are, but I'll have one of those!'

[Dave20046]

its spidey who you should apologise to - i was passing it to him and you stole it.


who told me they got naked in taxis a lot?!
lozzo

[joshmac]

Just remembered another:

Upon driving onto the site in the van and greeting Lozzo with a hug and kiss:

Bluethunder (very drunk): 'I donch know whoo yooo are, but I'll have one of those!'
You sure Chris was very drunk? What time did you arrive? :lol:

[metalmonkey]

You sure Chris was very drunk? What time did you arrive? :lol:

Says mr 2 cans and I'm done;) I have photo evidence of this you know...

LOL that is funny, err what else did I do, or should I not ask?

[Von Teese]

Fortunately I was in our van at the time so nothing else happened!

However, you did get a hug and kiss through the window!!

[joshmac]

Says mr 2 cans and I'm done;) I have photo evidence of this you know...

Errrm OK... next you'll be saying that my bike blends into the countryside :rolleyes::lol:
Go on then, show me the evidence...
When is this "evidence" from anyway?

[ManxMatt34]

"SOoo matt, wheres your gixxer?"

Bluefishman "Andy or Chris" :D, commenting on my relentless suzuki shirt... i think he was just jealous :P