i smell

[Wideboy]

having played with 2 bonfire's i now smell like a pyromaniac and i cant get the smell out, i've sat in teh bath for well over an hour and i still stink of smoke

any idea's?

[speedplay]

Add soap and water you pikey ;)

[hovis]

add water to the bath, and rub yourself with soap

[Ed]

's like anything else. Warm water simply fixes the smell. The only way to get rid is cold water. So off to a cold shower matey:D

[dizzyblonde]

wash your pits n your hair, that might help :-)

then use some deodorant!

[speedplay]

God I love coming here :D

[CarlosSV650S]

have a bath in vodka or somethin , that should help with the smell. lol

[Kinvig]

Great, innit! I love that smell. The smell of evergreen's being put onto a fire is my personal fave......v.christmassy!

[RichT]

i smell

And you've only just figured this out????!!!! :D

[keithd]

Great, innit! I love that smell. The smell of evergreen's being put onto a fire is my personal fave......v.christmassy!

you're single, yeah?

if ever the phrase "it all makes sense now" were appropriate....

[Dave20046]

Any tips on how to get the scent of 'bear' off you?
As soon as I got home I sat in the shower crying and scrubbing and I've had 6 more since but still no good :neutral:

[Alpinestarhero]

tip is to not get bear on you in the first place

dont struggle, just go limp like you've fainted or died, he dislikes that

[Spiderman]

A lot of my clothes smell like smoke and i love it! Is there anything better than the smell of a fire?

i see no problem, if you get any odd looks from people you can tell em you have just returned from a well 'ard survivalists weekend where you had to catch and kill your own bears and cook em on the fire, or something like that. And they will just think you're hard, not just a smelly tramp who sleeps in the woods every now and again :)

[Von Teese]

Try Carolina Herrera 212 for men....rawr!!

I bought some for Mr VT when we went to South Africa, its irresitable!!!

Or Davidoff Cool Water for Men....gorgeous stuff!

Any tips on how to get the scent of 'bear' off you?
As soon as I got home I sat in the shower crying and scrubbing and I've had 6 more since but still no good :neutral:

tip is to not get bear on you in the first place dont struggle, just go limp like you've fainted or died, he dislikes that
ROFL!!!

[Wideboy]

managed to get rid of most of it, just my hair now

[hovis]

shave it off

it looks ghay anyways

[Wideboy]

i can't, just think of the tan lines :eek:

[Spiderman]

shave it off...and buy a wig :)

[fizzwheel]

A lot of my clothes smell like smoke and i love it! Is there anything better than the smell of a fire?

Yes, but I am being a pedant when I say this. A Peat Fire now thats where its at. Its one of the things I like about staying in Ireland, when the weather gets cold you can smell the peat burning in the fireplace's and I love the smell of it.

[Wideboy]

but i am a very hairy young individual

[hovis]

but i am a very hairy young individual

we all know:smt118

[Spiderman]

Yes, but I am being a pedant when I say this. A Peat Fire now thats where its at. Its one of the things I like about staying in Ireland, when the weather gets cold you can smell the peat burning in the fireplace's and I love the smell of it.

I'm with you on that one mate.

Its one of the things i love about being out n about on my bike, even if its someone burning leaves in their back garden, i just love the smell of burny things.
Even if one of the sticks we found for our Sunday night mini fire smelt like it had been soaked in pee, lol.

[Wideboy]

Even if one of the sticks we found for our Sunday night mini fire smelt like it had been soaked in pee, lol.

look....... i apologised for that now can we let it drop...... PLEASE! ;)