View Full Version : Wanted DEAD or ALIVE= HOVIS
davepreston
08-08-09, 04:57 PM
this is not a woe is me thread but rather a statement of intention
thanks to the welsh ******** im how a full 3-4 months of riding the bike again due to him using my leg as a trampoline at the AR
so in sporting fairness
RUN TAFF RUN im going to get you*
any information leading to the capture then extrodtion of said offender shall receive ample remuniration
*this is not a death threat just a indication of slight displeasure and should be taken as such
Spiderman
08-08-09, 05:10 PM
I'll happily grass on anyone if the reward is worth it.
however i'm glad to see that Anna is more mercenary than me. Glad and scared. :shock:
Red Herring
08-08-09, 05:11 PM
Where exactly is he going to be extracted to? Will he get a fair trial? Do they have the death penalty (he says staying topical)......
Where exactly is he going to be extracted to? Will he get a fair trial? Do they have the death penalty (he says staying topical)......
who cares ;)
What´s it worth :smt067
:smt003:smt003
I think someone should be scared... :| :rambo:
Red Herring
08-08-09, 05:15 PM
who cares ;)
Hovis?
rictus01
08-08-09, 05:17 PM
Dave,whilst I know this thread is a bit of a laugh and all that, I'm sorry for the news mate, I know how frustrating delays can be first hand, hope it's not added any irreparable damage.
Cheers Mark
all i can say is im very sorry, it was an accident
:(
can i bring a cam corder... [-o< :smt040
Where exactly is he going to be extracted to?
Extracted or extradicted to? ;-)
Who payed the £5.20 bridge fee?
Hovis mate, I'll protect you from Anna and her nasty shin-kicks :-$
Red Herring
08-08-09, 07:10 PM
Extracted or extradicted to? ;-)
Who payed the £5.20 bridge fee?
Hovis mate, I'll protect you from Anna and her nasty shin-kicks :-$
Extradition applies between countries, and much as I respect the Welsh I don't think it applies in this case. Extraction on the other hand can refer to pulling something out of a tight space, which i thought might be more appropriate...:)
carnivore
08-08-09, 07:39 PM
Try using that fav taff tipple of cheese on toast as bait. :p
Awh! Leave him alone! He's too cute to be guilty![-(
punyXpress
08-08-09, 08:23 PM
You're OK, Hovis - he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Hovis mate, I'll protect you from Anna and her nasty shin-kicks :-$
I have other ways you know :smt066
grh1904
09-08-09, 12:44 PM
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch
Yes, but you are dressed as one.
BURN HIM!!!!!!!
thefallenangel
09-08-09, 07:22 PM
Bread boy is heading for the Slicer !!!.
Old Git
09-08-09, 08:00 PM
Poor old Hovis, he's as good today as he's always been.........:smt044
xXBADGERXx
09-08-09, 08:10 PM
Poor old Hovis, he's as good today as he's always been.........:smt044
That joke is stale :smt042
AndyBrad
10-08-09, 11:50 AM
You're OK, Hovis - he hasn't got a leg to stand on.
classic :)
all i can say is im very sorry, it was an accident
:(There he is, get him :lol:
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