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Seggons
11-08-09, 06:24 PM
For those of you that I don't know I'm a window fitter and the day started off normally. I was in the factory putting some windows together when one of the blokes comes back from another job. The boss comes out and tells us that we have got to go out and fix a set of doors and put down some plastic trim because the company who did the job originally have gone under.

This job was out in the sticks a bit so after looking through a map we have a rough idea of where we are going. We got to the village and asked one of the locals where the road we were looking for was. We were no more then 2 bends away from finding the place. The road was a tight single tracked dead end road so we got to the house and a chippie was there and the conversation went as follows.

My workmate: "Alright mate, we've come to adjust a set of doors and do some trimming."
Chippy: "Ah yes" [slight pause] "I know what your thinking, there's no room to park"

No sooner had he said that a bloke comes out of the house shouting call an ambulance, call an ambulance. We were all taken a bit by surprise so the chippy asked why and what's happened. He replied with "I've cut myself". He then started to unroll a mass amount of tissue and wrap it around his inside left elbow area.

So my mate got on the phone to 999 and got the ambulance service and went through their script and told him to sit down, take the tissue off and use his T-Shirt etc.

Now an important point to make, the chippy, my workmate and me all hate the sight of blood and I'm probably one of the worst. So knowing our van was in the way my workmate swiftly nominated me to wait with the guy while he and the chippy waited for the ambulance at the top of the road.

All the time we had been there I never got a good look at the bloke because we were at the front of the house and he was at the back so I expected a minor cut or something. It soon became clear this was much more serious because of the amount of blood there was all over the floor.

Before I even got to the bloke my legs started to wobble, I really do hate blood. But I got over it and went to see how he was doing and he asked me to get his phone out of his pocket to ring his boss which I did and informed him that he was going to hospital.

At this point I may of watched too many of them ambulance programs on TV. I was expecting to stay with him for 5 minutes and then the ambulance would be here to take him away. A quarter of an hour later there was still no sign. It was plain to see from the T-shirt bandage that he had on that he had gone through an actuary because it was coming close to being soaked.

The best first aid I could give him was a bit of humour so we both had a chuckle while we waited. I then got to a point where I'd run out of things to say so I started taking about the weather. To picture the scene I've got this poor bloke with blood all over him and I'm chatting on about how good the weather is, to me that seems bizarre.

After some 20 odd minutes the ambulance finally arrives. The bonus for me was out jumped 2 yummy female paramedics. They just swapped the T-shirt for a bandage and carted him away. After all the commotion we all got back to what we were doing.

The main builder for the job turned up and together with the chippy they carried the now 2 pieces of mirror down and out to his van. It then become clear just how lucky he was. I thought this was a small bathroom mirror, but it wasn't. It was 1400 x 1400 x 6mm that he chipped the previous day, he was sent on his own to carry it down the stairs which is pure madness.

5 minutes later 2 female coppers turn up (4 ladies in uniform in one day :D ) and I didn't realise but any workplace injury's they have to follow up to form a report for health and safety. We all said what we saw and they went off to the hospital to see the bloke.

We have a feeling his boss he going to get a roasting for sending him on his own to do that. Today has been one of those days I don't want to be doing again any time soon.

petevtwin650
11-08-09, 06:29 PM
Wot, no pics!!! :rolleyes:

Seggons
11-08-09, 06:30 PM
Wot, no pics!!! :rolleyes:

hehehe I was soooo tempted. :lol:

metalmonkey
11-08-09, 06:31 PM
Not nice, I understand after seeing a few things.

Really well done thought, for helping the guy until helped arrived

Spiderman
11-08-09, 06:32 PM
You met 4 fine fillys in uniform and you dont wanna have that sort of day again. YOu sir are a sic, sick man, :)

appollo1
11-08-09, 06:33 PM
bloomin heck thats not a very good start to the day. i hope the bloke is ok.

women in uniform - yum yum

Mr Speirs
11-08-09, 06:35 PM
Wot, no pics!!! :rolleyes:

Exactly!!! 4 fine ladies in uniform and not one pic. You heartless git.

Seggons
11-08-09, 06:41 PM
Really well done thought, for helping the guy until helped arrived

Well that was the worse feeling, seeing this poor bloke covered in blood and knowing there's very little you can do.

You met 4 fine fillys in uniform and you dont wanna have that sort of day again. YOu sir are a sic, sick man, :)

:smt044

-Ralph-
11-08-09, 06:43 PM
Well done mate. Lot and lots of blood is not a pretty sight.

fizzwheel
11-08-09, 06:45 PM
4 ladies in uniform in one day

Sounds like a top day if you ask me...

yorkie_chris
11-08-09, 06:50 PM
Designated first aider at an engineering firm I worked at is terrified of blood/injuries. I set my leg on fire and he went outside and chucked his chips and peas all over the place when he saw the burn!

If it's the sort of thing you can overcome if say he had slashed an artery and you needed to stem the bleeding then fine, if not then sort your head out and find a way around it... you might need to some day.

maviczap
11-08-09, 07:03 PM
Why did you set your leg on fire? That's a bit extreme :smt017

Dave20046
11-08-09, 07:07 PM
Why did you set your leg on fire? That's a bit extreme :smt017
It brushed past his bike and in doing so cleaned away a layer of dirt. Don't mess ...

yorkie_chris
11-08-09, 07:12 PM
Using a big angle grinder and the shower of sparks were directed at my leg + overalls covered in oil. "My it seems to be getting warm in here"

phil24_7
11-08-09, 07:14 PM
Well that was the worse feeling, seeing this poor bloke covered in blood and knowing there's very little you can do.

You'd be surprised how much talking to someone and making them comfortable actually helps.

Kinvig
11-08-09, 07:24 PM
So...you did no work, had a bit of a natter and some ladies in uniform turned up....and you, "don't ever want to go through today again..." but that sounds like Christmas!!!

Wideboy
11-08-09, 08:52 PM
You'd be surprised how much talking to someone and making them comfortable actually helps.


+1 seen a few slash horror massacres at work and its best to keep talking to them and take there minds off it.......... i was in one of them once :lol: but i was hardcore and just crasked jokes through it all :cool:............. otherwise i would have passed out at the thought of it :geek:

dizzyblonde
11-08-09, 08:54 PM
So i gather Smeggons won't be changing jobs to surgeon/nurse/paramedic anytime soon then?

Seggons
11-08-09, 09:29 PM
So i gather Smeggons won't be changing jobs to surgeon/nurse/paramedic anytime soon then?

Well I don't know, take away the blood and gore and I'm sure I could deal with the ladies. ;)

Luckypants
11-08-09, 09:57 PM
You big jesse! :D. Well done on chatting to him, it really helps to keep folks calm and mind on other things.


PS Do a first aid course and get over feeling wobbly about blood. I'd like to think you would be capable of helping if you needed to scrape me off the road. :smt087

-Ralph-
11-08-09, 10:13 PM
PS Do a first aid course and get over feeling wobbly about blood. I'd like to think you would be capable of helping if you needed to scrape me off the road. :smt087

Call me a Jesse too, but I'm not too good with blood either, I can understand exactly what Seggons means about not wanting to repeat the day, but when faced with an accident that I have to deal with nothing bothers me. It's like adrenalin kicks in when you know what you have to do you just get on with it. But at the same accident, if paramedics are already there and there's nothing I can do I couldn't stay and watch.

You've seen me come off a bike and it's just a case of adrenalin rules - get off the deck, get back on the bike, get off the wrong side of the road!

I could deal with a sliced open hand pouring blood no problem if somebody slips with a knife for instance, but to watch somebody taking a knife and slicing open their hand on purpose would make me sick.

Can't watch operations and stuff on the telly, or watch gory films, but assisting with childbirth didn't bother me at all.

PsychoCannon
12-08-09, 09:47 AM
Cor you missed a trick there, you should of asked to take a quick look at the wound and accidently sprayed the chippy "sneeze guard" with a quick spurt, oh well can't sell that food now, we'll have to eat it, shame to go to waste and what with this guy needed it the food to replace lost blood etc :), free lunch!

A bit of ketchup and you'll never even know the difference!

timwilky
12-08-09, 09:56 AM
Many years ago my little brother was came out to talk to me as I was mowing a field. The mower was the old fashioned type that looks like two forks on top of each other that oscillate to open/close the gap between the forks and cut the grass. As I drove he stopped dead in his tracks to pick something up and the inevitable happened and his ankle went into the mower.

I picked him up, his foot hanging and drove as quickly as I could home. (About 300 yards to be honest) mum came out I was covered in blood. But she was a former theatre sister. Managed to control the bleeding (Tourniquet I guess) dumped him in the car and off to hospital.

God I have never seen so much blood from one person. The little git drenched me.

Worse was he was in plaster for 18 months, with the crutches he had an extra 12" of swing on everyone and enjoyed getting his revenge.

PsychoCannon
12-08-09, 10:03 AM
OK that made me cringe >_<

Mike2165
12-08-09, 10:47 AM
So did you fix the windows?

Graciepants
12-08-09, 11:44 AM
Now an important point to make, the chippy, my workmate and me all hate the sight of blood and I'm probably one of the worst.

Dave's just the same, when he was servicing my bike and i smacked my nose on the back of his head and got an almighty nose bleed he couldnt look at me properly and got sent back to the bike, lol

well done though, distraction and chatting if a way of stopping people going into shock or panicking :D

Seggons
12-08-09, 05:09 PM
So did you fix the windows?

It was a set of doors and after all the commotion we did eventually sort them. The doors and whoever fitted them were more thrown in then fitted in, no wonder the company went under. :)