View Full Version : am i having a heart attack?
Wideboy
11-08-09, 09:22 PM
i cant stop smelling toast............. and in teh past 10 min cabbage...... now toast again
No you divvy, you've left the grill on:rolleyes:
It's probably just a ghost.
toast is a great smellllllllllllllllllllllllll
Spiderman
11-08-09, 09:39 PM
i thought that smelling toast was a sign of brain damage or something liek that not a heart attack.
\Close your windows and you wont smell your neighbours having erm, cabbage on toast i guess.
Von Teese
11-08-09, 09:40 PM
Hmm well you either have a brain tumour or you are burning the house down and farting...(just a thought)
ManxMatt34
11-08-09, 09:41 PM
Toast smells great... dry as cardboard normally though... always a big let down... after the smell.
Anyone know any similair foods lol.
Wideboy
11-08-09, 09:46 PM
well brain damage would explain alot......... but brain tumour:smt104
Spiderman
11-08-09, 10:05 PM
Toast smells great... dry as cardboard normally though... always a big let down... after the smell.
Anyone know any similair foods lol.
herbal or fruit teas...smell so good when your pour the water on the teabag yet dont taste anywhere near as nice.
ManxMatt34
11-08-09, 10:13 PM
herbal or fruit teas...smell so good when your pour the water on the teabag yet dont taste anywhere near as nice.
Dirty mod... don't speak to him pssst... yeh they do smell good at work.... never tried one now you put me off totally spidey... love you really :D
Spiderman
11-08-09, 10:20 PM
:lol: You so made me giggle with that at AR when you first said it mate.
Try one, they aint disgusting or anything, jus not as nice as they smell. Some brown sugar or honey seem to bring the flavour out more.
Bluewolf
12-08-09, 08:33 AM
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A toast ghost..?
good post
Dicky Ticker
12-08-09, 09:41 AM
For me coffee made with beans smells terrific but always such a let down in the taste
Dicky Ticker
12-08-09, 09:49 AM
If you feel like you have been kicked in the chest by a mule there is a good chance you have had a heart attack.
If you feel like you have been kicked in the head by a mule there is a good chance you have a brain tumour
On the down side you might die
Or you might just fancy a couple of slices of toast and your imagination is running riot-------in which case you will live---if a tad deranged:)
in summary, stay away from mules
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/109/2/AAAAAnz_8ycAAAAAAQkq3g.jpg
Bluewolf
12-08-09, 10:38 AM
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PsychoCannon
12-08-09, 01:40 PM
herbal or fruit teas...smell so good when your pour the water on the teabag yet dont taste anywhere near as nice.
ahh see the trick is to drink it through your nose.
Bluewolf
12-08-09, 02:16 PM
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Biker Biggles
12-08-09, 02:24 PM
He's gone very quiet.Do you think it was a heart attack after all?:rolleyes:
Bluewolf
12-08-09, 02:27 PM
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Wideboy
13-08-09, 10:01 PM
no im still alive...... sorry :|
Mr Speirs
13-08-09, 10:05 PM
Then I would say no...You aren't having a Heart Attack. :)
Wideboy
13-08-09, 10:20 PM
can still smell cabbage tho :scratch:
Spiderman
13-08-09, 10:23 PM
When did you last change your socks / pants mate? :lol:
Wideboy
13-08-09, 10:26 PM
dont wear any :smt112
Spiderman
13-08-09, 10:29 PM
theres your problem then, if you wore some you could take em off and remove the stink a bit. Now its just pouring out your pores instead :laughat:
Wideboy
13-08-09, 10:52 PM
you spent the night with me spidy ;), you know im smell gawgus!!
Spiderman
13-08-09, 10:54 PM
shhhhhh, supposed to be our secret. You still got the pics in a safe place tho, right?
Wideboy
13-08-09, 10:57 PM
shhhhhh, supposed to be our secret. You still got the pics in a safe place tho, right?
you mean you DIDN'T want me to put them on facebook?.......... :smt104
Spiderman
13-08-09, 10:59 PM
ah thats why all my friends on there have dropped me then is it? Damn you, damn you to hell!!!!!
Alpinestarhero
14-08-09, 09:16 AM
what....what is going on here
gavin?
Gavin?!
GAVIN?!?!
dizzyblonde
14-08-09, 09:19 AM
I reckon the cabbage smell was that of his own farts, and now hes smelt a corker...and hes fainted.
Wideboy
14-08-09, 03:06 PM
nope still here :smt098, this going to be the "is widepants dead?"....... thread? :D
dizzyblonde
14-08-09, 06:14 PM
By the looks of Widepants's avatar i reckon hes beyond alll help ;-)
Milky Bar Kid
15-08-09, 03:06 PM
*Best voice over voice*
Did Widepants discover the source of the smell? Did he infact suffer a heart attack or a brain tumour, is he infact dead? Find out, in the next episode of:
"I SMELL TOAST!"
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