View Full Version : Where's the topless hunky guys?
Hello my wee sv cherubs!
Was at an open day thingy at MCS in Renfrew yesterday. Popped down with the OH on our bikes and a good day was had by all......a bbq,music, and slevering over some gorgeous bikes.
Anyhooo, I'm far from being a feminist, but it really irks me to see the "dolly birds" and these things. Yesterday they were washing bikes with mini skirts and short tops. Yeah, yeah of course I'm a tad jealous that my thigh measurement is probably the size of their waist!
But my point is, why don't they have the fit guys with muscles offering to wash my bike?! Lets have some sexual equality for the female biker!
Cworr!](*,)
appollo1
23-08-09, 05:09 PM
if your idea of a hunky guy is a hairy chest and back with a bit of a belly on him then I will be topless for you washing your bike anytime Dawn !!!!
Waaahaay! Bring yer sponge!:rolleyes:
shonadoll
23-08-09, 05:49 PM
That annoys me too Dawn.
there was a ladies bike wash thingy a couple of years ago at some dealers in Glasgow, few ladies from the curvy rider site went along, they had hunky guys washing the bikes. I of course got lost and missed it all - typical
i think we should get the guys on here to do it to raise some dosh for the site
Kilted Ginger
23-08-09, 06:20 PM
I'm sure wee H will strip down and wash your bike if you ask him nicely D. Like apollo says I'm sure we could organise something, personally I'm that fit i'm past the 6 pack stage and now have a full keg.
DarrenSV650S
23-08-09, 06:20 PM
Here I am :joker:
i think we should get the guys on here to do it to raise some dosh for the site
Good idea!:cool:
i say to raise some dosh for the site, but that might be a cunning ploy to get this lot to strip down
....and my bike needs a dam good clean! :p
independentphoto
23-08-09, 07:48 PM
there's an easy answer to that one. Women clean bikes far more thoroughly than blokes. I speak from personal experience.
appollo1
23-08-09, 11:14 PM
however there is a good chance that you would have to clean the bike yourself after coming out and seeing us fat blokes (speaking for myself) sweating with probably botton cleavage showing - you may puke over the bike and have to clean it again yourself.
anyway i am game for a laugh
Spiderman
23-08-09, 11:17 PM
if your idea of a hunky guy is a hairy chest and back with a bit of a belly on him then I will be topless for you washing your bike anytime Dawn !!!!
Were you and i seperated at birth? YOu just described me there! My belly however is just a cute little spare tyre/donut not a beer belly. :lol:
kwak zzr
23-08-09, 11:19 PM
i wouldn't let a dolly bird wash my bike! i like to do it myself :)
appollo1
23-08-09, 11:35 PM
Were you and i seperated at birth? YOu just described me there! My belly however is just a cute little spare tyre/donut not a beer belly. :lol:
mine isn't quite a beer belly - i am sure it's only trapped wind !!!
ManxMatt34
23-08-09, 11:59 PM
i wouldn't let a dolly bird wash my bike! i like to do it myself :)
Are you crazy fool!
kwak zzr
24-08-09, 12:06 AM
yes \\:D/
Dave20046
24-08-09, 06:40 AM
i think we should get the guys on here to do it to raise some dosh for the site
.org calendar anyone?
We already have Stu's entry for october :D
Someone asking for naked men, you new to the site then?
i think we should get the guys on here to do it to raise some dosh for the site
Wouldn't it be better given to charity?
Wouldn't it be better given to charity?
Yep, thats good to
I don't need any excuse to get my clothes off.
Brilliant, as long as your washing bikes too
Quite frankly i would pay to see you lot in high heels and hot pants ;-)
Spiderman
24-08-09, 11:48 AM
I have a great pair of pins, they would look dead sexy in heels and hot pants but i fear Grinch may not be able to keep his hands to himself.
SoulKiss
24-08-09, 11:54 AM
I don't need any excuse to get my clothes off.
You were waiting for someone to say
"This post useless without pictures" werenn't you?
Go on then... :p
Oh yes.. later, when I'm not in the office. lol.
appollo1
24-08-09, 05:20 PM
Wouldn't it be better given to charity?
see my signature for suitable charities :thumleft:
Graciepants
24-08-09, 06:18 PM
that is a question i often ponder...and not just in the case of having my bike washed!! lol. the world in general needs more topless hunky guys
that is a question i often ponder...and not just in the case of having my bike washed!! lol. the world in general needs more topless hunky guys
Needs more hunky guys full stop i fink gp
Spiderman
24-08-09, 07:23 PM
Girls... come to our Friday night Soho Massive meets in the summer. Loads of fit boys in nothing but pink hotpants for you to oggle at, just ask Messie...many a night she;s been and lost track of what people were saying to her cos her eyes have copped one or more of these guys.
You wont wanna take me home tho...well not unless you wanna swap tips about applying make up anyway, if you get my drift.
Duckboy1989
24-08-09, 08:05 PM
its ok, im here :)
Dave20046
24-08-09, 08:08 PM
Right Here
(http://cuteguysonthenet.wordpress.com/)
Right Here
(http://cuteguysonthenet.wordpress.com/)
OMG that is nick! lol well funny
Spiderman
24-08-09, 08:18 PM
Right Here
(http://cuteguysonthenet.wordpress.com/)
That is the funniest thing :lol:
Does he know he's on there? :lol:
Dave20046
24-08-09, 08:27 PM
He does now....
jokin, Yeah he does :D I'm pretty sure he's taking it in good humour (/compliment)...atleast I hope so - if not I'll blame it on the 1 euro bottle 'o wine!
Spiderman
24-08-09, 08:29 PM
:lol:
ManxMatt34
24-08-09, 08:50 PM
This thread is ridiculous... we have our own babe magnet right here!
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_21eccP-FJ2o/SnWyaXJ1JMI/AAAAAAAADFs/EOqQN-YwoEw/s720/DSC_0086.JPG
Spiderman
24-08-09, 08:52 PM
:lol: Go Josh you stud muffin!
Graciepants
24-08-09, 09:00 PM
nick is gonna kill you dave - we've been teasing him for about 2 months, but until know, we;ve kept it sorta secret....cant wait for someone to point him here ;)
Rai, should we recruit some do you think?
Hahah thats amazing.
Poor geek :(
Oooh yes, those boys in the little pants holding the balloons the other week.
But we've got our own anyway - where's The Lone Wolf and that lovely posey shot of him coyly hiding behind his bike at the AR?
there's an easy answer to that one. Women clean bikes far more thoroughly than blokes. I speak from personal experience.
that is when she get off her a** to clean them - tho mind you, you are better at cleaning, i'll do the polishing and shiny stuff!\\:D/
Sorry no time for my buffness at the moment... I'll try to remember later.
sorry, i have just seen this
im here now
And that's the answer we'd all been waiting for lol!
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