Sore Bum

[Shellywoozle]

Last nightshift last night and frist time working with my new Sgt. (Impression needs to be made) Me being a short ar$$ thought only touching the floor on my bike was an issue.

Nope metal security fencing with spikes on the top isn't any good for short people.

IR it to a break in progress to find fencing like this all around .... so Sgt makes it over, Shell makes it with one leg over then gets STUCK !!!

One spike in my right leg, one up me bum and my trousers catch ... game over.

I want to grow !!!!! SGt has my foot so I can put the weight on him to get my leg over but no I am well and truely stuck.

2 minutes later the key holder turns up :smt042 Shell got sore bum, needs new pair of trousers and 3 holes in her hands :(

http://www.bluedogfences.com.au/assets/images/commercial/palisade_03_280x384.jpg

[ophic]

ah so security fencing is only any good against short people? wow where can I get some? :razz:

[zsv650]

that's bad your having trouble getting your leg over.

[Spiderman]

Ouch.

Now lads, form an orderly queue with offers to rub and kiss it better :)

[ophic]

Ouch.

Now lads, form an orderly queue with offers to rub and kiss it better :)
my post was first :D

[Iansv II]

2nd :p

[Shellywoozle]

Awww now guys hurry it hurts ALOT !!!

[ophic]

Awww now guys hurry it hurts ALOT !!!
I fear i'm gonna lose my first place due to sheer distance :mad:

[Spiderman]

wait, it was my idea so surely i go first.

[BanditPat]

Just think if you were a chav you could have jumped it without touching the fence

[gruntygiggles]

Awwww Shell, you poor thing......what was your Sgt's reaction? With something like that I guess in the end you just have to laugh about it......and get all the men of the org to rub it better of course.......nice thinking Spidey! ;-)

Hope you heal soon chick xxx

[ophic]

wait, it was my idea so surely i go first.
I'm going first with the virtual rubs.

Well I would but that sounds totally wrong :smt017

[Shellywoozle]

Awwww Shell, you poor thing......what was your Sgt's reaction?

Oh he thought it was hilarious ! Got back and told the rest of the shift ! Someone told me to put it in the accident register but can you imagine the whole nick would find out from the admin staff :(

I think the chavs must have made off as they heard me laughing. They got in a window and out a firedoor without taking a single thing, and there was plenty to take.

See I have my uses :smt100 even if I am an incompetant copper ROFL

[maviczap]

I'm going first with the virtual rubs.

Well I would but that sounds totally wrong :smt017

Sorry but neither of you have a certificate, back of the que :p

[Shellywoozle]

http://www.londonelicious.com/dining/images/2008/09/28/deli_ticket_2.jpg

OK I should do a ticket system
http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif

[DarrenSV650S]

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

[maviczap]

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

Great song!!!!:smt080

[appollo1]

pmsl

hope you heal soon Shell

[Samurai Penguin]

I did a similar thing many years ago when I was young and stupid and in the Specials. Me and me mate struggle over a spiked railing fence around a graveyard, and the area car turns up and the driver calmly opens the unlocked gate and walks through.

And then there was the time I chased some lads down an alley, over a 6ft chainlink fence :smt026, and then realised it was Pimms o'clock (three of them, one of me) :shock:

[Shellywoozle]

I did a similar thing many years ago when I was young and stupid ...........

Does that make me old and stooopid :smt090 ???

[Red Herring]

Oh he thought it was hilarious ! Got back and told the rest of the shift ! Someone told me to put it in the accident register but can you imagine the whole nick would find out from the admin staff :(


I'd love to see what he wrote on the HOD form under "management intervention"......:D

[kwak zzr]

can i see your sore bum please? hope you can still ride zuky :)

[Shellywoozle]

can i see your sore bum please? hope you can still ride zuky :)

I am sure you will try and smack it tomorrow, and if ya do I will kick yours :D

[kwak zzr]

is that a promise?

[Shellywoozle]

is that a promise?

What, me kicking you ? If you want yeah :smt023

[kwak zzr]

see how nasty you are to me :)

[Shellywoozle]

see how nasty you are to me :)

:D I am NEVER nasty to you, you always get coffee galore, choc cake and tomorrow if ya a good boy you may get some Rocky Road ice cream !

[DarrenSV650S]

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Why have you got a bikini and two sandcastles in your sig

[FlyinCustard]

Why have you got a bikini and two sandcastles in your sig

pmsl

[Lozzo]

He's not seen the Woozle naked, those ain't sandcastles matey ;)

[-Ralph-]

Yowsers :smt082

[Von Teese]

How embarrassing, I wish I could tell you some story of me doing something silly on duty to make you feel better, but alas, Im perfect ;)

LOL hope your bot makes a speedy recovery...
(oh did you check that date out...let me know I think it would be good for you to get out with the girls x)

[Shellywoozle]

Lozzo PMSL, that must have been the Angel Delight that made them appear bigger !!

VT I didnt have chance but I will work my diary out later, me ofkies out with the Kwak on bike. Will PM you hun

[Fizzy Fish]

Ahhh glad to hear the injury is not too debilitating! ;)

Oh and thanks for putting a huge smile on my face with your confession BTW! We will of course be reminding you of this for years to come... :lol:

[metalmonkey]

How embarrassing, I wish I could tell you some story of me doing something silly on duty to make you feel better, but alas, Im perfect ;)

LOL hope your bot makes a speedy recovery...
(oh did you check that date out...let me know I think it would be good for you to get out with the girls x)


Oh yeah, tell all:p

Feel better Shelly, do we have pictures? I would love to see what was wrote under "injury at work"

[Lozzo]

Has anyone else noticed that Shell seems to be quite chirpy and upbeat about having something stuck in her bum

[Von Teese]

Oh yeah, tell all:p
No can do Blue, its a girlie secret at the mo , sorry, you would have to be a girl to know....unless you tranny up , then I might consider it!

Has anyone else noticed that Shell seems to be quite chirpy and upbeat about having something stuck in her bum
Some people pay good money for that kind of thing! ;)

[Rorshach]

heal quickly Shell....

i remember pmsl at a copper who tried to put a door in with his foot....ended up stuck with his foot in it for about an hour.... the old dear we were there to "save", woke up , and being a game old girl, periodicly tickled the blokes foot.


happy days!

[kwak zzr]

Has anyone else noticed that Shell seems to be quite chirpy and upbeat about having something stuck in her bum


:smt082:smt082:smt082

[Shellywoozle]

Has anyone else noticed that Shell seems to be quite chirpy and upbeat about having something stuck in her bum

Don't know what you mean !!

You can shut it Kwak, for everyone to know, Kwak could not kick a$$ today as he had a poorly arm (more like he was scared)

[kwak zzr]

err no i had a poorly arm :)

[Shellywoozle]

err no i had a poorly arm :)

Mmm I had a poorly bum !!! Nuf said .... ooops :sick:

Joking folks

[kwak zzr]

hey! u never showed me ya bruises!

[Shellywoozle]

hey! u never showed me ya bruises!

They was a little lower down than were you were looking I think Kwak 8-[