you might have seen or heard it all, until..

[pete m]

you see an old boy on his CG125 at 10am on the Old Kent Road, in his white slippers, carrying a fishing rod / pool cue on his back......

theres loads more astonishing sights in SE London to see i guess;)

[Von Teese]

I saw a guy who shoved a pint glass up his rectum (sent to the job at the hospital as he claimed someone else had done it, turned out it was himself), nothing suprises me anymore!

[hovis]

my mate cut one off his balls off cos england beat wales in rugby, as a bet.

he strolled off to the toilets, came back and plopped it into someones pint

[ArtyLady]

Someone I knew many moons ago, was so pi$$ed he puked into his empty beer glass, said "can't waste that" and promptly downed the glass of puke in one :eek: :puker:

[hindle8907]

last 3 posts are all sick ! lmao

[Bluefish]

Someone I knew many moons ago, was so pi$$ed he puked into his empty beer glass, said "can't waste that" and promptly downed the glass of puke in one :eek: :puker:


eugh, who do you hang round with, DP.

[Warthog]

my mate cut one off his balls off cos england beat wales in rugby, as a bet.

he strolled off to the toilets, came back and plopped it into someones pint

Man seriously?! That's mental.

[blueto]

my mate cut one off his balls off cos england beat wales in rugby, as a bet.

he strolled off to the toilets, came back and plopped it into someones pint

what a load of b0ll0cks:thumbsup:

[hovis]

Man seriously?! That's mental.

yeah..... he was a bit

[ArtyLady]

last 3 posts are all sick ! lmao

Well pete m did ask :lol:

eugh, who do you hang round with, DP.

Does he do that too then? :lol:

[pete m]

some great replies - VT - im a little confused by yours ..can you explain it somemore and are there any pix ?:cool:

[Von Teese]

some great replies - VT - im a little confused by yours ..can you explain it somemore and are there any pix ?:cool:

Well I was response driving for the Detective on the night crime car one weekend in an unmarked but blue light vehicle.

We got called to the hospital in relation to a male who was reporting that he had been sexually assaulted and that 'they' had left 'something' up his bottom.

When I checked his details on the Police National Computer he had reported a similar 'event' in another county a year ago.

I sent 2 officers to his home address while I questioned him. I was called to look at the X-Ray by hospital staff.....need I say more, I mean, have you seen the size of a pint glass (it was upside down and therefore empty inside him but it was missing a piece)

The other officers called me on my radio and told me that there was no forced entry to his accomodation and there was a large tub of butter next to his bed and a few 'items' which had been 'used'

Also in the toilet there was a pair of pliers and the missing piece of glass...

Long story short he admitted to having some 'bottom fun' on his own and dropped the assault complaint!

Hope that helps ;)

Oh and fortunately no pictures! I looked at that X ray and thought 'well this is it...NOW I've seen EVERYTHING!'

[Jayneflakes]

Long story short he admitted to having some 'bottom fun' on his own and dropped the assault complaint!


=D> It takes a lot to horrify me, but that does. What would have happened had the glass shattered? I think about these things way too much. Thanks VT, you are an absolute legend, no wonder we love you so much. :sunny:

[xXBADGERXx]

my mate cut one off his balls off cos england beat wales in rugby, as a bet.

he strolled off to the toilets, came back and plopped it into someones pint


I find that hard to believe

[hovis]

I find that hard to believe

its true, honest

google it (im in work so probably cant find owt)

it happened in a pub in sengenydd,

[lukemillar]

I saw a guy who shoved a pint glass up his rectum (sent to the job at the hospital as he claimed someone else had done it, turned out it was himself), nothing suprises me anymore!

:eek:

Had it smashed?

:eek: again

The wife of a guy I used to work with was a doctor and she said you'd be amazed at A: the number of people who came in with something shoved up their bum and B: some of the things that people shoved up there! She also said that 99% of them claimed that they had just come out the shower, fell over and sat on *insert phallic household item of choice* (pun intended :wink:)

[Drew Carey]

Hovis is correct......I had heard it in the news when it occured.....here is one news story of it....

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbynation/rugby-news/tm_objectid=15165945&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=welsh-rugby-fan-cuts-off-own-testicles-name_page.html

[lukemillar]

Hovis is correct......I had heard it in the news when it occured.....here is one news story of it....

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbynation/rugby-news/tm_objectid=15165945&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=welsh-rugby-fan-cuts-off-own-testicles-name_page.html

At least he kindly removed himself from the gene pool :)

[Von Teese]

Yes just to clarify, he had tried to remove it himself, used pliers in the toilet.

It didnt quite go to plan and he broke a huge chunk off the glass off the lip of the glass, cut himself on the way out, hence the hospital visit with a bleeding bottom, hence the glass and pliers in the loo at his home address.


He should have stuck to the rake handle and the other items he was using earlier before the pint glass, but some people just have to push the limits (excuse the pun!)

If you think that is bad, I won't tell you what he did the following week, only found that out yesterday when I was talking to a colleague about this incident :(

[hindle8907]

:smt021i dont know why but i want to know !! what lol did he do !! lol

[pete m]

agreed - SPILL !

[Von Teese]

I will write it in white below to see it just highlight it, if you dont want to know, then dont do this!

He cut the end of his *** off

[Dave20046]

Von teese there's an awful awful video of someone doing that on youtube but it smashes and goes a bit :puker:

[ArtyLady]

Hovis is correct......I had heard it in the news when it occured.....here is one news story of it....

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/rugbynation/rugby-news/tm_objectid=15165945&method=full&siteid=50082&headline=welsh-rugby-fan-cuts-off-own-testicles-name_page.html

Blimey! he must of been on some heavy meds! :shock:

[Von Teese]

Von teese there's an awful awful video of someone doing that on youtube but it smashes and goes a bit :puker:
Oh nasty :( Ive heard about that one and some others, I wont and dont watch those kind of things simply because I find them sick and unnecessary. Gone are the days when you can watch something gorey and go 'oh its just a movie'! I used to love horror films but nowadays I just think, 'there is someone out there that will do/has done this'.

Blimey! he must of been on some heavy meds! :shock:
Too right!

Also, it's nice to know our tax money goes to paying for all these sick people or attention seekers to get 'repaired' afterwards!

[Red Herring]

My poor Mrs had a lady (I use the term loosely) come into her surgery complaining of a bad smell "down there". Upon examination the top from a Lynx bottle was retrieved. "Oh I wondered where that was" was all she said as she picked it up and promptly left. And I always though Lynz was supposed to attract nice people.

[Graciepants]

The wife of a guy I used to work with was a doctor and she said you'd be amazed at A: the number of people who came in with something shoved up their bum and B: some of the things that people shoved up there! She also said that 99% of them claimed that they had just come out the shower, fell over and sat on *insert phallic household item of choice* (pun intended :wink:)

strangely, this came up when i searched for the phone number of northern general hospital
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

[xXBADGERXx]

its true, honest

google it (im in work so probably cant find owt)

it happened in a pub in sengenydd,

My apologies Hovis , it is indeed True and horrifying to read about , just how on Earth can somebody do that to themselves unless they were mentally Ill ?

[Von Teese]

complaining of a bad smell .

Well duh...of course there will be a bad smell if she has lost her deodorant for such a long time ;)

Just joking!
Ugh that's nasty, I mean, how could she possibly have not known :shock:

[lukemillar]

My apologies Hovis , it is indeed True and horrifying to read about , just how on Earth can somebody do that to themselves unless they were mentally Ill ?

He was Welsh. Enough said :wink:

[xXBADGERXx]

He was Welsh. Enough said :wink:

so am I

[hovis]

My apologies Hovis , it is indeed True and horrifying to read about , just how on Earth can somebody do that to themselves unless they were mentally Ill ?

he was a bit "odd" in school.

[xXBADGERXx]

Doesn`t sound any better out of it either

[hovis]

no, i not seen him for a while, i remember he was on the front page of the paper holding a knif and smiling

[xXBADGERXx]

Sounds like he befits the term "Wrong`Un" to me

[lukemillar]

so am I

Better keep scissors and other sharp implements away from Badger then :wink:

[pete m]

much as i have enjoyed ? :rolleyes:- no been entertained ? :rolleyes:- no been amazed by all your derails, i hereby bring the thread back to the original subject, weird and wonderful things in SE London, specifically Old Kent Road -
can anyone beat an old boy riding his bike in his slippers ?:D

[ArtyLady]

much as i have enjoyed ? :rolleyes:- no been entertained ? :rolleyes:- no been amazed by all your derails, i hereby bring the thread back to the original subject, weird and wonderful things in SE London, specifically Old Kent Road -
can anyone beat an old boy riding his bike in his slippers ?:D

Oh sorry - I though this was a general what weird things have you seen :-s

[hovis]

much as i have enjoyed ? :rolleyes:- no been entertained ? :rolleyes:- no been amazed by all your derails, i hereby bring the thread back to the original subject, weird and wonderful things in SE London, specifically Old Kent Road -
can anyone beat an old boy riding his bike in his slippers ?:D

then you should have posted this in the soho section, or whatever SE london is, and not idle banter

HTH

[pete m]

2nd thoughts, amazing sights anywhere is a lot better - Old Kent Road is boring really, just sounds glamorous :cool::)