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Sally
15-01-10, 06:33 PM
Morrison's ain't pretty (not as bad ice cold though)

Ehhhh ice cold is great on tap :)

I like corona.
Holdup
15-01-10, 06:40 PM
Carlsberg, Kronie, Becks end of
Milky Bar Kid
15-01-10, 08:34 PM
Yay! The shoe is back!!
Sally
15-01-10, 08:36 PM
The shoe?
Milky Bar Kid
15-01-10, 08:39 PM
Avatar!
Sally
15-01-10, 08:44 PM
I liked the glasses...

If thats what you're avatar was? :o
Cymraeg_Atodeg
15-01-10, 08:44 PM
The Ned shoe... rofl
Holdup
15-01-10, 08:50 PM
Hello club member

Hello Ladies :wink: i just cleaned my helmet, first time in ages, hasnt seen any action for 14 days either :(
Sally
15-01-10, 08:58 PM
And the half masts too ;)
Holdup
15-01-10, 09:00 PM
eh?
Cymraeg_Atodeg
15-01-10, 09:05 PM
Hello club member

Hello Ladies :wink: i just cleaned my helmet, first time in ages, hasnt seen any action for 14 days either :(

Hey fellow club member, I haven't ridden a bike since August 22nd, so, consider yourself lucky, ha ha
Milky Bar Kid
15-01-10, 09:16 PM
My trousers are not half mast! My jeans are always so long that they get all frayed and stuff with them trailing on the ground! GRRRR!!!!! You better run Sally!!
Holdup
15-01-10, 09:18 PM
Boring
Sally
15-01-10, 09:29 PM
Bah still half masts in them photos ;)

I have no beer, and the pub is calling.

But I cant go tonight, save money for tomorrow. :)
Holdup
15-01-10, 09:37 PM
I cant drink much tomorrow sucks :(
Sally
15-01-10, 09:51 PM
Why?
Holdup
15-01-10, 09:52 PM
Cus ive been told i have to drive on Sunday
Sally
15-01-10, 09:53 PM
Where?
Why?
What time?
Walk?
Holdup
15-01-10, 10:06 PM
Hampshire
Drive my Dad and brother (who is 16) (brother not my dad...) so they pick up an MG B they just bought
Dunno
Nah its 1hr 30 min drive
Sally
15-01-10, 11:48 PM
"It's ****e being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ****ing earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just ******s. We, on the other hand, are colonized by ******s. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete ********s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"

Watching trainspotting, film 4, watch it.
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 12:13 AM
Got the doovde.

I'm watching the inbetweeners just now. Watched all of series 1 last night and I'm on the last episode of series 2 tonight. It's really funny :D
Sally
16-01-10, 12:23 AM
Inbetweeners is amazing.

I also have it on dvd, but you have to watch it, amazing film.
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 12:43 AM
They need to make a series 3
Sally
16-01-10, 12:45 AM
Theyre making a movie are they not?
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 12:46 AM
aww quality that'll be good
Sally
16-01-10, 12:58 AM
Amazing haha
Bibio
16-01-10, 02:20 AM
pppppfffftttttttt. call yourself mates, you never even realised i was gone.

yer awe a bunch o baw bags.....
Sally
16-01-10, 02:23 AM
Where were you?
Bibio
16-01-10, 02:27 AM
the moon. naaaaa, was busy doing stuff.
Sally
16-01-10, 02:30 AM
How you feeling anyway?

Not managing to sleep inyt?
Bibio
16-01-10, 02:36 AM
well had to phone doc today coz i broke out in a bleedin great big rash/hives my face looks like i have chicken pox. looks like i'm allergic to ramipril. they upped my dosage from 1.25mg to 10mg. i have been told to stay off it over the weekend to see what happens. that is unless i start feeling funny. it has also swelled my gut up something chronic and i cant stop farting.

like the tiger would say, greaaaaaaat.
Sally
16-01-10, 03:03 AM
Not good mate.
Night.
Milky Bar Kid
16-01-10, 04:44 AM
This sucks. 0444 and I am getting up for work at 0615 and I am still awake! Total nightmare. I am going to be so ill at work today.
Tara
16-01-10, 08:43 AM
huni i am with you up at 3am until 6 then up again at 7. not much consolation i know
Cymraeg_Atodeg
16-01-10, 10:45 AM
I been suffering like that this week too. Sunday night I finally fell asleep about 02:30 and was up for work at 04:50. Couldn't sleep Monday night or Thursday night either, was maddening!
Wideboy
16-01-10, 11:11 AM
well if it makes you feel better i have only just got up

and my cat punched me in the eye when i got home last night :(
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 01:50 PM
morning

I got my phone replaced under insurance and now it's brown :(

I want an iphone



Anyone watching the snooker?
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 01:57 PM
well had to phone doc today coz i broke out in a bleedin great big rash/hives my face looks like i have chicken pox. looks like i'm allergic to ramipril. they upped my dosage from 1.25mg to 10mg. i have been told to stay off it over the weekend to see what happens. that is unless i start feeling funny. it has also swelled my gut up something chronic and i cant stop farting.

like the tiger would say, greaaaaaaat.
Not much use is it. Couldn't they have tested if you were allergic before ?
Bibio
16-01-10, 02:41 PM
nup... standard medicine for bypass. they will give me something else or just omit it all together.
Dave20046
16-01-10, 03:19 PM
no the ****tards didnt pay me today, there is going to be hell and shiz on monday
How often you get paid? :o
Wideboy
16-01-10, 05:08 PM
How often you get paid? :o
weekly.


i've no got forza 3 :D
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 05:11 PM
no = now ?

You will become bored of it
Wideboy
16-01-10, 05:14 PM
well thanks alot i thought you said it was good
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 05:19 PM
When did I say that?

It's not bad. But it's just not that exciting or challenging really
Wideboy
16-01-10, 05:22 PM
well my little honda fits doing nicely, its on hard difficulty and i just got first in my first race lol

its like saga GT which i loved
Dave20046
16-01-10, 05:38 PM
weekly.


i've no got forza 3 :D
lucky barstool


I'm on metal gear :D
Wideboy
16-01-10, 05:45 PM
i went into town on a massive game hunt today but i cant find stuff i like, im not into COD mw2 or anything like that although operation flashpoint caught my eye. also wanted fallout 3 and god father 2 but they were all pre-owned
Bibio
16-01-10, 05:48 PM
so.. yer bike is pre owned, you tart...
Wideboy
16-01-10, 05:59 PM
yeah but with xbox games if you buy new some include points that you can redeem and download more games :), if you buy pre-owned they would all be used
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:04 PM
i wouldn't know... its a weird box that sucks the life out of you.
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:06 PM
i need mine to keep my occupied, seeing as the bikes still dead there is nothing to do round here :(
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:08 PM
Gheys
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:09 PM
homo
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:10 PM
i usually find playing with myself helps when i'm board.
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:11 PM
Ok...

Im going out to stay sober tonight
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:12 PM
you go blind
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:13 PM
I have...
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:16 PM
i aint yet.

i also find that its better to find someone to play with.
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:17 PM
find! yes thats the hard part
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:18 PM
I concur finding some one is the hard part, Gav just find its hard to find his c**k
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:21 PM
well see its not as easy for me because unlike you mine doesn't hang from my forehead ;)
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:21 PM
Yea i must do something about getting it moved to where it belongs
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:24 PM
finding someone is eeeeaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssy, i did and i'm as ugly as they come.

you have to be in it to win it, sitting playing your whatever box, aint going to get you laid now is it.
Dave20046
16-01-10, 06:26 PM
finding someone is eeeeaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssy, i did and i'm as ugly as they come.

you have to be in it to win it, sitting playing your whatever box, aint going to get you laid now is it.
Quality post!
Holdup
16-01-10, 06:27 PM
finding someone is eeeeaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssy, i did and i'm as ugly as they come.

you have to be in it to win it, sitting playing your whatever box, aint going to get you laid now is it.

Yea but at least games are better than women

For example on call of duty you can shoot your load where ever you want :wink:
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:28 PM
lol im not even going to comment on this subject
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:33 PM
but its not quite as satisfying is it?

you also dont have the company afterwords. its also the warm fuzzy feeling you get snuggling up on the damp patch.
Wideboy
16-01-10, 06:36 PM
with my track record i think im best off playing with the xbox
Bibio
16-01-10, 06:52 PM
dont you just love futurama. 'gender bender' the fighter.
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:03 PM
Boring

Need food
Need a shower
Need to leave at 8.30
Ive got a headache cus i didnt wear my glasses at work :(
Wideboy
16-01-10, 07:04 PM
you forgot to add.... need some balls
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:05 PM
is holdup ginger by any chance... coz he is always whinging about something.
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:07 PM
you forgot to add.... need some balls

Nah got some now

is holdup ginger by any chance... coz he is always whinging about something.

Nope, just have nothing good not to moan about so =\
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:09 PM
i know whats wrong with him... the other half of his club aint here to protect him.
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:10 PM
SO!?!?!?

Dinner back soon luvers :wink: x
Wideboy
16-01-10, 07:13 PM
dinner?..... you mean tea
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:22 PM
Back
Wideboy
16-01-10, 07:26 PM
thats a shame
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:28 PM
F u
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:29 PM
now now boys play nice.
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:30 PM
hello my name is Darren
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:32 PM
hello my name is Darren

and i'm sexually frustrated. i have tried sheep and i like them.
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:32 PM
Dunno what to wear...

http://www.shop.bench.co.uk/shop/menswear/featured_products/resting-polo/BL092/?tab=details

Or

http://www.shop.bench.co.uk/shop/menswear/featured_products/resting-polo/GR139/?tab=details
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:34 PM
bench stuff is so yesterday.. obdy and their dug wears the stuff.
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:34 PM
Dunno what to wear...

http://www.shop.bench.co.uk/shop/menswear/featured_products/resting-polo/BL092/?tab=details

Or

http://www.shop.bench.co.uk/shop/menswear/featured_products/resting-polo/GR139/?tab=details
ghey
Wideboy
16-01-10, 07:34 PM
i like apple pie
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:34 PM
i like chicken fajitas
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:35 PM
bench stuff is so yesterday.. obdy and their dug wears the stuff.

FU

ghey

FU

i like apple pie

I dont
Wideboy
16-01-10, 07:35 PM
would you mind your language plz child!
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:36 PM
FU thanks?
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:38 PM
when you picking up these bottles bibio? running out of room for them
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:41 PM
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Bibio
16-01-10, 07:41 PM
fu rosoity i went my holes i went my holes i went my holidays. to see the c**t to see the c**t to see the ****ery i went ma holes i went ma holes i went ma holidays.
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:43 PM
how many u got?

i'm not starting a brewery ya know...

but soon my young friend soooooon. just need permission from the one who must be obeyed and i'm there.
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:43 PM
:smt016 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26jhYeYjPVw)
Holdup
16-01-10, 07:44 PM
Shower time

If i catch any of you peeping ill poke your eye out
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:44 PM
17 500ml's and 4 330ml's
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:45 PM
cool, your getting there.. lol
DarrenSV650S
16-01-10, 07:46 PM
actually there will be a few more 500mls tomorrow
Bibio
16-01-10, 07:47 PM
sound, now they are cap top and not screw top?