The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Wideboy]

Good luck young james....and whilst your doing that im going to make a table cos im bored

[Wideboy]

:p fine that means don't have to cook!

Good luck Holdup!

I'll make you!! and stop posting when i do you copy cat

[Holdup]

I studied ICT Bibio

Cheers Lily and Gav

[lily]

I'll make you!! and stop posting when i do you copy cat

Not copying!

Respect your org mummy! :D

[Wideboy]

Oh you want to play that game then eh? you better speak to my mother and father..... COS I WAS THE SON FROM HELL!!!

[Bibio]

what qualification have you achieved e.g. hnd?

[lily]

Oh you want to play that game then eh? you better speak to my mother and father..... COS I WAS THE SON FROM HELL!!!

I don't beleive that for a second

[Wideboy]

im evil

[lily]

So you keep on saying!

[Holdup]

what qualification have you achieved e.g. hnd?

3 A levels

i just went to tesco and got asked for id by a girl who i was in some of the same classes with at school

[Bibio]

wish i got asked for id

[Wideboy]

my tables reall taking shape, legs are done

anywho its that time again..... LUNCH TIME!!!!

I got plowmans sarnys, packet of crisps and a banana

[lily]

I've got crushy beef cobs and a pack of onion ring crisps.....

I also have drew on his way here from the hospital so that I can go home with him then drive myself back to work to save him coming out at half 5 to get me!

[Holdup]

:p

[lily]

what times this interview?

[Holdup]

2, im just getting my suit on, do my hair and gunna leave at 1.30 as it will take about 30 mins to get there

[Wideboy]

Beef cobs?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

2, im just getting my suit on, do my hair and gunna leave at 1.30 as it will take about 30 mins to get there

Good luck, try to appear normal :D

[lily]

2, im just getting my suit on, do my hair and gunna leave at 1.30 as it will take about 30 mins to get there

Let us know how it went

Beef cobs?

yes! :confused:

[Holdup]

Good luck, try to appear normal :D

Ill try

Let us know how it went

Will do :salut:

[Wideboy]

Holdup would you **** off and get a job plz ;)

and wtf are beer cobs?

[Holdup]

Holdup would you **** off and get a job plz ;)

im trying

[Holdup]

and wtf are beer cobs?

Beef not beer, you make Lily sound like an alcoholic

[Holdup]

Any way byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

[Wideboy]

Beef not beer, you make Lily sound like an alcoholic

I dont need to, you should see lily pick her wine glasses..... both like pint glasses but one slightly smaller

and wtf are beef cobs?

[lily]

I dont need to, you should see lily pick her wine glasses..... both like pint glasses but one slightly smaller

and wtf are beef cobs?

My wine glasses are ace....... can get a bottle in two of the big ones and 3 of the smaller ones! :D

and beef cobs are beef on bread cobs :confused:

[TheOnlyNemesis]

what's a bread cob?

[lily]

Cob, a bread roll of any kind in the West Midlands (http://forums.sv650.org/wiki/West_Midlands_(region)) and East Midlands (http://forums.sv650.org/wiki/East_Midlands). The name originates from the resemblance to the shape and size of a cobblestone (http://forums.sv650.org/wiki/Cobblestone). In these areas the term "bread roll" often refers exclusively to a longer, hot-dog style roll.

[Kate Moss]

Afternoon all x

[TheOnlyNemesis]

didn't know that had technical terms for bread and afternoon

[hindle8907]

i hate people that call barm cakes, muffins !!!

[Tara]

i hate people that call barm cakes, muffins !!!
bugger off then cos they are barm cakes to me

i love nothing more than a bacon and egg barm or a chip barm from the chippy

[hindle8907]

bugger off then cos they are barm cakes to me

i love nothing more than a bacon and egg barm or a chip barm from the chippy

i said i hate people that call barm cakes muffin's ...... :smt075 lol
I love backon barms and chip barms, but my favourite is pie barm :D

[Wideboy]

My tables all finished and glued up, and only 20mins left what timing!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

My tables all finished and glued up, and only 20mins left what timing!

pics or it didn't happen :o

[Wideboy]

why would i want to take pics for :confused:

[lily]

curry for tea..... yay!

[Wideboy]

oh its you

[lily]

yep!

[Shellywoozle]

Stew was nice Wideboy :)

[Wideboy]

thats a shame

[Dave20046]

i said i hate people that call barm cakes muffin's ...... :smt075 lol
I love backon barms and chip barms, but my favourite is pie barm :D
wtf is a barm cake?

[Wideboy]

Stew was nice Wideboy :)

thats a shame

lmao sorry that wasnt in responce to you hahahaha :lol:

[Holdup]

Boo

[Dave20046]

b

[Wideboy]

get the job then?

[Holdup]

Nope gotta wait till tues to find out if im going back for 2nd interview but on the plus side i just recieved an email from kent special constabulary (sp) saying i have passed the paper stage and my details have been fowarded on to central vetting who will perform security checks :D

[Dave20046]

Nope gotta wait till tues to find out if im going back for 2nd interview but on the plus side i just recieved an email from kent special constabulary (sp) saying i have passed the paper stage and my details have been fowarded on to central vetting who will perform security checks :D
Be a copper. £22k starting salary and all you do is beat chavs and sledge!

Dream job.

[Wideboy]

dave when are we going swimming?

[Holdup]

Be a copper. £22k starting salary and all you do is beat chavs and sledge!

Dream job.

Lol, thats why ive applied to the police specials so i can get my foot in the door and eventually become a regular

[DarrenSV650S]

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/DarrenStewartTait/Smilies/b13.gif

evening all

[Wideboy]

you killed the megathread

[Dave20046]

dave when are we going swimming?
:smt054:-k

:pig:

Never

:smt043

[DarrenSV650S]

Nobody said evening to me :(

[Wideboy]

:smt054:-k

:pig:

Never
:smt043


boo
Nobody said evening to me :(
evening

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Lol, thats why ive applied to the police specials so i can get my foot in the door and eventually become a regular

If you do get in enjoy the paper work and all the red tape that stops you doing anything...

[Dave20046]

lol just confronted a tesco van man ...thought he was nicking me bike :smt053:

[Drew Carey]

:smt022 back to work tommorow. :(

[lily]

:smt022 back to work tommorow. :(

haha welcome back to the real word honey! :D

[Wideboy]

:smt022 back to work tommorow. :(

haha welcome back to the real word honey! :D

i say you send lily into the fields and make her work whilst you sit at home on the PS3

[lily]

i say you send lily into the fields and make her work whilst you sit at home on the PS3

I say you shut your mouth little boy ;)

[Wideboy]

i dont soo......... bla bla bla bla bla

[lily]

going to get a big can of whoop **** on you when next see you!

[Wideboy]

you went see me, im the phantom raspberry blower of old westend village

[lily]

cool

[Wideboy]

that it? thats your response?........ phial

[Holdup]

:-s

[lily]

I think mine was better than ghey boy holdup's

[Viney]

I just watched Episode 1 of Season 8 of 24. The internets a wonderful thing :) Got the next 3 episodes as well :)

Sadly i dont feel well. Dodgy tummy, headace and feeling sick! Great :(

[Wideboy]

well holdups a knobscoffer so we dont expect anything better

[lily]

I just watched Episode 1 of Season 8 of 24. The internets a wonderful thing :) Got the next 3 episodes as well :)

Sadly i dont feel well. Dodgy tummy, headace and feeling sick! Great :(

does it look any good?

whens it start on sky?

[Holdup]

I think mine was better than ghey boy holdup's

well holdups a knobscoffer so we dont expect anything better

What? it wasnt even a response

to both of you

FU

[Wideboy]

What? it wasnt even a response

to both of you

FU

its ok james, if your a bit flowery just tell us........ we wont judge you

oh and hello viney, not like you to be on here at night

[Holdup]

?

[Wideboy]

you want to go out sometime?

[Holdup]

?

[Wideboy]

on a date, i can wine and dine you, nothing has to happen.... not unless you want it to..... yeah?

[DarrenSV650S]

BBC3 9.50pm ..........

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp31059+vincent-vega-and-jules-winnfield-pulp-fiction-poster.jpg

[Wideboy]

what is on, that is awfully close to my bed time

[lily]

Can you not see its a red x in a box

[Wideboy]

eh?

[DarrenSV650S]

Can you not see its a red x in a box
is it??

works fine for me. Well it's pulp fiction anyway :cool:

[Wideboy]

oh pulp fiction is boring

i wondered wtf you were on about, red x is some **** you put in your diesel

[lily]

never watched it

[Wideboy]

Lily................ FAIL!!!

[lily]

You set the joke up wrong dumb ass!

[Wideboy]

Gavin says:
i like apple pie
Lily says:
yer? is that a hint?
Gavin says:
yeah get one it..........
on*
Lily says:
I'll make one!
Gavin says:
you didnt get it......
get on it......
Lily says:
O american pie you dirty bugger
I won't make one then
Gavin says:
nooooooooooooooooooo
ffs
GET ON IT.................
Lily says:
WHAT
GET ON WHAT
Gavin says:
...............LIKE A CAR BONNET
FOR **** SAKE!
**** SAKE!!!
Lily says:
NO NO NO
its
I'm on it like a car bonnet
DUMB ****
Gavin says:
yeah i know that fool
can work both ways
god
thats it im not coming to visit you've disgusted me so much
Lily says:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fine
Gavin says:
that was just an epic fail
Lily says:
you set it up wrong!
if you use the wrong words i'm not going to get it am i
Dumb Ass
Gavin says:
GET OUT
FAIL!!!!!
Lily says:
fine I'll block you


:why: :smt107

[Holdup]

Can you not see its a red x in a box

Dont talk about red, x's and a box...

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone wanna play xbox360?

[Holdup]

stfu

[Bibio]

e'vnin mt loverlys.

i can feel love in the room, praise the lord.

[Shellywoozle]

Lol, thats why ive applied to the police specials so i can get my foot in the door and eventually become a regular

Good luck hun x

[DarrenSV650S]

come onnnnnnnnnn friday :D

[Sally]

What you doing tomorrow mate?

[DarrenSV650S]

Working :(

[Bibio]

ppppffftt its like gary glitter holding a fund raiser for children in here.

[Sally]

I meant Friday haha

[Bibio]

hey sally did u get ur indy lens?

[DarrenSV650S]

Friday I get my wheels back from the powdercoaters :D (hopefully)

and I can get pished and never think about work again! ....... until monday

[Holdup]

Good luck hun x

Thank you, just got to wait and hear back from the security check now :D