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Im going to florida in 10 days time with my mate.
However when we are together our age range seems to stoop to around 6 years old.
So we are thinking of some crazy things to do whilst out there.....
My first one is to
1. put spiderman in a headlock and get photo evidence!
Post some ideas and ill try to acheieve as many as possible (within reason)
the_lone_wolf
20-10-09, 07:47 AM
1. put spiderman in a headlock and get photo evidence!
Is he going as well then???
2. Buy some face paint, wrap the hotel towel round your head and see how close to the centre of disneyland you can get wearing a rucksack and screaming "ALLAH AKBAR"
NB: I take no responsibility for baton bruises or bullet holes, or your detention without trial...
;)
suzsv650
20-10-09, 07:55 AM
When i was there this time last year, Go to Universal Studios for Haloween. My god i was chaced by a dude with a chainsaw!
Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers.
Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers.
added to the list!
1. put spiderman in a headlock
2. Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers
When i was there this time last year, Go to Universal Studios for Haloween. My god i was chaced by a dude with a chainsaw!
i cant wait for the halloween thing! Is it busy out there this time of year. I have never been?
Is he going as well then???
2. Buy some face paint, wrap the hotel towel round your head and see how close to the centre of disneyland you can get wearing a rucksack and screaming "ALLAH AKBAR"
NB: I take no responsibility for baton bruises or bullet holes, or your detention without trial...
;)
Nope..im going to find him in islands of adventure!
Ill pass on your idea as i dont take bullet holes to well.They tend to leave a mark!
the_lone_wolf
20-10-09, 08:52 AM
Nope..im going to find him in islands of adventure!
Ill pass on your idea as i dont take bullet holes to well.They tend to leave a mark!
PAH!!!
Call yourself a brit on holiday???
;)
Mankini's around the pool at the hotel? Just for the yanks reactions.
suzsv650
20-10-09, 10:03 AM
i cant wait for the halloween thing! Is it busy out there this time of year. I have never been?
Not on the Rides no. However everyone goes to universal for Halloween. Its mad! Make sure you get your tickets before hand, cus they will sell out its over 18's or 21's only too, which makes sence with the chainsaws etc.
How long you going for? make sure you get a car. Tis the best holiday ive ever been on!
1. put spiderman in a headlock
2. Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers
3. Mankini's around the pool at the hotel? Just for the yanks reactions.
After point 3, I'm thinking that maybe we don't need photographic evidence of "all" of these japes.
i cant wait for the halloween thing! Is it busy out there this time of year. I have never been?
Mate you will love Universal studies for Halloween. I know the two guys who head up the make-up for the event. Their names are Nick & Brian Wolfe. They are twins and they do all the special effects for Universal Halloween events. If you managed to bat their name into someone then see if you can meet them and get painted????
Blag a bit and say you are friends of "Julie and Claire at Illusion magazine in Bristol" and really wanted to meet them. Can't gaurantee they will be there the whole time but I would be very surprised if they are not!!!!
Example of their work ..........
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=497&pictureid=3552
1. put spiderman in a headlock
2. Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers
3. Mankini's around the pool at the hotel? Just for the yanks reactions.
4. Get face painted by Nick or Brian Wolfe!!!!!
They make a really huge deal out of it.
I went for the 1st two weeks in Sept and they were already starting preperations. MEant to be simply mental and really scarey (none of this Chessington lame stuff).
Go to the ice bar (getting shafted with costs) in nothing but shorts and vest, and refuse the jackets.
(no t-shirts is actually a law over there, shirts and shoes at all times (as in no bare skin, u'll see why this is imposed when your out there, BLUBBBERRRR)).
Kate Moss
20-10-09, 12:29 PM
Hire an alligator costume and go swimming in the Everglades?!
hindle8907
20-10-09, 12:39 PM
play bumber cars in a wallmart in the electric wheel chairs ........ arhhh the memories !:D
Hire an alligator costume and go swimming in the Everglades?
And get killed by the thousands that are returning to the cooler waters as the temperatures drop that are real..... (they leave for deeper cooler waters during summer).
No thanks...
Kate Moss
20-10-09, 12:58 PM
And get killed by the thousands that are returning to the cooler waters as the temperatures drop that are real..... (they leave for deeper cooler waters during summer).
No thanks...
well, thank goodness I was only joking! :rolleyes:
1. put spiderman in a headlock
2. Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers
3. Mankini's around the pool at the hotel? Just for the yanks reactions
4. Get face painted by Nick or Brian Wolfe!!!!! (will name drop thanks A)
5. Go to the ice bar (getting shafted with costs) in nothing but shorts and vest, and refuse the jackets.
6. play bumber cars in a wallmart in the electric wheel chairs
well, thank goodness I was only joking! :rolleyes:
LOL...........I was going to do that as well
Mate you will love Universal studies for Halloween. I know the two guys who head up the make-up for the event. Their names are Nick & Brian Wolfe. They are twins and they do all the special effects for Universal Halloween events. If you managed to bat their name into someone then see if you can meet them and get painted????
Blag a bit and say you are friends of "Julie and Claire at Illusion magazine in Bristol" and really wanted to meet them. Can't gaurantee they will be there the whole time but I would be very surprised if they are not!!!!
Example of their work ..........
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=497&pictureid=3552
how did wideboy get on the thread
Biker Biggles
20-10-09, 01:08 PM
Shake hands with an aligator.Dont forget to get pics.:drunken:
well, thank goodness I was only joking! :rolleyes:
And I was replying with facts as to why you don't want to do that and a real reason.
Stop taking it personnally ffs!!!!
Kate Moss
20-10-09, 01:21 PM
LOL...........I was going to do that as well
yes i thought you might like the idea!
hindle8907
20-10-09, 01:41 PM
1. put spiderman in a headlock
2. Find a bar and try to convince more than 5 people to join you in for a round of suicide tequila slammers
3. Mankini's around the pool at the hotel? Just for the yanks reactions
4. Get face painted by Nick or Brian Wolfe!!!!! (will name drop thanks A)
5. Go to the ice bar (getting shafted with costs) in nothing but shorts and vest, and refuse the jackets.
6. play bumper cars in a walmart in the electric wheel chairs
Lol Spelling Mistake on my half. and ther is only 1 l in walmart :D he he
Before you get there, why not play around with a detachable heel on your shoe? For the purposes of gauging the Air Marshall's reaction of course :)
_Stretchie_
20-10-09, 02:33 PM
Is he going as well then???;)
OH MY GOD, I saw that you'd cut your hair mate but didn't know you'd put on weight too until I saw your avatar
; )
Milky Bar Kid
20-10-09, 03:23 PM
Before you get there, why not play around with a detachable heel on your shoe? For the purposes of gauging the Air Marshall's reaction of course :)
Before he shoots you in the head 20 times.... I think that would kinda ruin the holiday somewhat.....
come on more stupid things required.............................I need 10! I will post the pics if they are achieved
Buy a pet. :cat:
errr? What type of pet?
suzsv650
20-10-09, 03:41 PM
Fill in your Visa form wrong and Step over the White Line at customs. They will shoot you!
sunshine
20-10-09, 03:47 PM
find a gay bar and shout " oh no the ****ing puffs are everywhere RUN!!!"
keep your back to the wall and hope you live :D
errr? What type of pet?
http://www.killeenhousehotel.com/images/7/a304_Giant_leaf_tailed_Gecko.jpg
http://majorlyenglish.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sloth1-r3-wm.jpg
The gecko can ride the sloth when his little legs get tired. It's an entertaining match made in heaven.
find a gay bar and shout " oh no the ****ing puffs are everywhere RUN!!!"
keep your back to the wall and hope you live :D
u talk like a man with experience"
punyXpress
20-10-09, 04:35 PM
They make a really huge deal out of it.
(no t-shirts is actually a law over there, shirts and shoes at all times (as in no bare skin, u'll see why this is imposed when your out there, BLUBBBERRRR)).
So tlw IS going?
Shellywoozle
20-10-09, 04:41 PM
Take a pack of condoms, walk into a supermarket / pub with one on your head and blow it up when you reach the bar/checkout
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/condom_head_restaurant.jpg
Littlepeahead
21-10-09, 04:02 PM
Get married. Then don't tell your friends or family for a few weeks after you get back, then REALLY casually drop it into conversation and see if anyone notices. That's what I did.
Spiderman
21-10-09, 04:08 PM
1. put spiderman in a headlock
A VERY large guy got out of a very small Smart Car once and did just that to me. While i was wearing a lid too.
3 cars of armed cops pulled up a min or so later to break up the ensuing fight.
And no, this is not one of my made up scenarios just for a giggle, it really did happen.
Supervox
21-10-09, 04:22 PM
Drive down towards Key West - but WALK Seven Mile Bridge :cool:
hindle8907
21-10-09, 04:31 PM
see if you can get 2 american chicks to kiss you on each cheek while your mate takes the photo.
Also done this one too . took a while tho and cost me 30 dollars bribe but i won the bet agains my mate :D
punyXpress
22-10-09, 05:18 PM
You'll have watched the Top Gear trip to the States so a few good tips there
And a serious one:
With what you're doing, get a shed load of life insurance and make ME the beneficiary.
Buy the most "American" shirt you can find, go to a busy bar, put on an American accent whilst claiming to be British. "Yeah, I'm from London".
Or (if in Miami for example) buy a T-Shirt supporting Tampa Bay. Go to a sports bar for Monday night football and big up the Buc's at every opportunity.
Graciepants
23-10-09, 10:00 AM
The gecko can ride the sloth when his little legs get tired. It's an entertaining match made in heaven.
how did everyone miss this? made me giggle for ages!
Go to a biker bar on foot, but make bike noises as if you were riding your own hog. Dont forget to park up and dismount accordingly.When you leave, remember that you have to reverse your bike and make engine sounds again
Go to a Harley dealer, get talking to the sales assistant and ask as many stoopid questions as possible (Is it as quick as an R1? How does it corner? Can I get leopard skin luggage? Does it come with chaps?). Just when he/she has had enough, sit on a bike and ask if they could take your photo.
ManxMatt34
23-10-09, 09:51 PM
how did everyone miss this? made me giggle for ages!
Go to a biker bar on foot, but make bike noises as if you were riding your own hog. Dont forget to park up and dismount accordingly.When you leave, remember that you have to reverse your bike and make engine sounds again
Ahahaha, i'm so going to do that sometime just turn up at one of these bike meets in the uk.....
However i think if possible you should get hold of some bike gear, helmet etc... or w/e you can... then wear that to do it. :winner:
CheGuevara
23-10-09, 10:35 PM
Remember the Top Gear special driving through the Southern states? Well you could always drive slowly through Little Havana (Miami) in a car with "Viva Castro!" painted down the sides :)
metalangel
24-10-09, 08:04 AM
Go to one of those shooting ranges where you can shoot the crap out of something with an M4... and shoot the crap out of something!
punyXpress
24-10-09, 10:04 AM
Lunge on the back of a 'gator - with pics for evidence.
Blueto - where are the pictures? We need evidence of stupidty levels reached. :D
punyXpress
17-11-09, 04:13 PM
Oh dear!
Nobody suggested anything silly did they - he's probably in the slammer.
OK so here is what i got up to. will post pics soon
1. spiderman refused to be headlocked. Security threratend to chuck me out if i even attemopted with out his consent.
2. Got legless in a bar on tequila with a american gun fanatic. told me all about his colt 35 and sawn of shotgun. so at 3am me and my mate left . lost the apartment keys and broke a road sign. fell over on the sign and my mate took a photo. turns out the lake next to the sign i fell over had aligaotrs in as they were lying on the bank the next day!
3. Dived in the pool to get rid of the hangover to find it was only 3ft 6 and ended up having chin stitches!
4. bunny eared Mickey mouse in a photo and got a right rollocking of the disney cops! they went mad at me (dont know why)
5. Met a astronaut. John Baha, he smealt of BO though. made a space movie in Nasa whilst everyone starred at me and my mate pretending to be astrounauts. will upload soon!
6. won a fancy dress contest as the black widow of england. $50 in my pocket!
7. stuck a tooth pick accidently to far in my gum and it bleed quite bad. Smiled at the waitress and scarred the siht out of her!
8. visited cocoa beach untill a freak went clean over the camcorder! and the thing still works!
9. tripped over my flip flop and dropped a big cup of coke in the middle of florida mall!
10. Put 4 cans of pepsi in the freezer to reutun to 3 explosions. on removing the 4th that to went bang and sprayed the aprtment and my mate with Pepsi!
So ....not quite what i had in mind but the pics are hilarious! will try to get up soon
Biker Biggles
17-11-09, 04:50 PM
OK so here is what i got up to. will post pics soon
3. Dived in the pool to get rid of the hangover to find it was only 3ft 6 and ended up having chin stitches!
Now that really is a stupid thing to do.I know someone who got life for that.No life below the neck which he broke.
Also made the same mistake one night when i was at a pool party in Ayia Napa, and have a nice scar over my eye brow for it, was not a good experience.
Now that really is a stupid thing to do.I know someone who got life for that.No life below the neck which he broke.
i can honestly say it really hurt like hell!
Wideboy
17-11-09, 09:09 PM
tut... take the chav out of Portsmouth, but cant take the Portsmouth out of the chav
tut... take the chav out of Portsmouth, but cant take the Portsmouth out of the chav
Says the scummer! :D
Wideboy
18-11-09, 10:51 AM
Yea brap
wtf are you anyway you halfway between!
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