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Lozzo
21-10-09, 10:12 PM
Dear Grim Reaper, so far this year you have taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favourite TV chef Keith Floyd, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favourite boy band member Stephen Gately. Just want you to know my favourite twins are John & Edward.......... Thanks ;-)
Milky Bar Kid
21-10-09, 10:35 PM
Pretty tastless but made me giggle....and choke and my eyeballs pop out...

Lozzo, I will speak to you on msn..have a recommendation..)
DarrenSV650S
21-10-09, 10:48 PM
:why:
BanditPat
21-10-09, 10:52 PM
Louis Walsh has received a letter stating...

"Every week the twins stay on X factor a member of boyzone will die"
-Ralph-
21-10-09, 10:59 PM
Louis Walsh has received a letter stating...

"Every week the twins stay on X factor a member of boyzone will die"

Oh good, keep them in. Maybe if they stay in long enough they'll be taken once the Boyzone members has run out.
Alpinestarhero
22-10-09, 08:10 AM
Oh good, keep them in. Maybe if they stay in long enough they'll be taken once the Boyzone members has run out.

but ronan keating has a funny singing voice, we cant get rid of him

lol @ lozzo :lol:
timwilky
22-10-09, 08:21 AM
Am I the only one that does not understand this. who/what is John & Edward?
plowsie
22-10-09, 08:23 AM
It's gonna be a good Christmas in heaven this year. Stephen Gately doing the Carols, Patrick Swayze doing the dancing, Keith Floyd cooking the Christmas dinner and Michael Jackson playing with the kids.
plowsie
22-10-09, 08:23 AM
Am I the only one that does not understand this. who/what is John & Edward?
I'm a little out of touch at the moment with it, but I think it is X-Factor.

:kiss:
Quiff Wichard
22-10-09, 08:26 AM
hee hee thats ace Lozzo..
Warthog
22-10-09, 08:36 AM
I am quite pleased that I don't get this.
yorkie_chris
22-10-09, 09:32 AM
Pretty tastless but made me giggle....and choke and my eyeballs pop out...


Really grateful to hear a joke eh
Bluefish
22-10-09, 09:35 AM
Maybe I should vote for them, as every body is against them, I mean we love the underdog don't we? Nah can't be bothered and cowell is rich enough allready, ce la vie.
the_lone_wolf
22-10-09, 10:15 AM
Are we doing Steven Gately jokes now then?

I heard his boyfriend woke up with a right stiffy...

:o
neio79
22-10-09, 10:17 AM
It's gonna be a good Christmas in heaven this year. Stephen Gately doing the Carols, Patrick Swayze doing the dancing, Keith Floyd cooking the Christmas dinner and Michael Jackson playing with the kids.
that had me in stiches!!
SoulKiss
22-10-09, 10:20 AM
Are we doing Steven Gately jokes now then?
:o

Surely you mean again, rather than now ?
the_lone_wolf
22-10-09, 10:28 AM
Surely you mean again, rather than now ?
Things were a little different when it came round the first time and the subject of death was a bit too close to heart for people, hence I refrained from posting the less tasteful ones


But anyway...

Apparently they found some fruit up his backside, they reckon he was date raped...
Holdup
22-10-09, 10:35 AM
Lmfao at both Lozzo and TLW :D
sv-robo
22-10-09, 03:23 PM
dear grim reaper, so far this year you have taken my favorite singer michael jackson, my favourite tv chef keith floyd, my favorite actor patrick swayze and my favourite boy band member stephen gately. Just want you to know my favourite twins are john & edward.......... Thanks ;-)
pmsl!!!
starks
22-10-09, 05:03 PM
+1 thats a good joke
SuzukiNess
22-10-09, 05:22 PM
:smt046 ive just spat my coffee over my screen :)




ps lozzo.. hope you dont mind but i going to steal that :)
maviczap
22-10-09, 05:26 PM
LOL even before I read your first post