How would you feel/

[Dicky Ticker]

Serious and true------but trying to lighten things up a bit

If you came home to your wife and suddenly found out you were the step father to five kids


Explanation to follow

[Bri w]

Serious and true------but trying to lighten things up a bit

If you came home to your wife and suddenly found out you were the step father to five kids


Explanation to follow

Got 6 already. Another 5 won't make much difference

[plowsie]

Thank fook I'm not married.

[maviczap]

Serious and true------but trying to lighten things up a bit

If you came home to your wife and suddenly found out you were the step father to five kids


Explanation to follow

Is it something to do with a little pussy :p

[Kinvig]

Is it something to do with a little pussy :p

by the sounds of it a big one......

[Owenski]

by the sounds of it a big one......
Rofl!

Assuming she too had only just found out (Im thinking doner egg etc) then I'd want to discuss what her thoughts were about responsibilty towards them etc. If she wanted them to move in, id prob be moving out. If she just wanted to send the christmas cards etc then I'd be cool with it.

[plowsie]

doner egg
A drunks Easter has just been made :smt118

[Dave20046]

A drunks Easter has just been made :smt118
lol!

[Ping]

If you came home to your wife and suddenly found out you were the step father to five kids


Um... well I'd be astounded. :lol:

[kizza]

would depend if she already knew or not.. if she knew then id be ****ed for not bein told about it but if she didnt know then probs just take it a day at a time n see wat she wanted.. thats how id play it with my other half anyway

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'd be a bit concerned about the fact that I am female and stuff and I would probably consider a visit to a shrink...

[SuzukiNess]

:smt107 1 would be a shock... 5 they'd be carrying me away in a straight jacket

if its kittens or puppies how far are you away cos i could cope with 100's of those :)

[Quedos]

shocked but willing to talk about it with pre conceptions.

[ophic]

If you came home to your wife and suddenly found out you were the step father to five kids

To be a step father, surely you'd have to be treating these kids as your own. Therefore up to this point you probably thought they were your own. So you wouldn't see me for dust.

[Owenski]

To be a step father, surely you'd have to be treating these kids as your own. Therefore up to this point you probably thought they were your own. So you wouldn't see me for dust.

Good view point, if it was the same wife and 5 kids you'd been coming home to everynight for how ever many years. But then one night you got home and the wifey said "You know how you always refer to 'our' kids, well... thats not entierly true Honey. They're more like Mine, Daves, Stu's, Jack, Bob and Fred's Kids"
Then I'd be like "who the **** is bob? I dont even know a bob" lol no in all seriousness in that senario I'd gut the bitch with a soup spoon.

Too harsh? me thinks not.

[ophic]

Good view point, if it was the same wife and 5 kids you'd been coming home to everynight for how ever many years. But then one night you got home and the wifey said "You know how you always refer to 'our' kids, well... thats not entierly true Honey. They're more like Mine, Daves, Stu's, Jack, Bob and Fred's Kids"
Then I'd be like "who the **** is bob? I dont even know a bob" lol no in all seriousness in that senario I'd gut the bitch with a soup spoon.

Too harsh? me thinks not.
I'm Bob :cool:

[Owenski]

I'm Bob :cool:

Oh hi bob, I've got one of your kids here if you want them.
His mother had a horrible accident involving a soup spoon which she fell on a couple hundred times, unfortunatly she'll no longer be able to look after him.
Such a pitty.

[Warthog]

Interested to hear the explanation!

[Alpinestarhero]

Well first, consider the kids - if they've been brought up by you since their birth, then they are your children, you are their dad. Maybe not biologically, but every other way they are your offspring. .

As for the wife...

...well, I'm not certain how I would respond to that. However, I don't think I would be so happy about it, and would soon discover just how much of my stuff I can pack onto a 1999 Suzuki SV650s :lol:

[Iansv II]

Um... well I'd be astounded. :lol:

That you were a step father ? yeah i'd imagine :p :-k

[Owenski]

C'mon DT I wanna know the background to this now.
Do I need to go home armed with a soup spoon?

[ArtyLady]

Yeah come on DT......spill the beans!

[carty]

What is this? A lonely father's forum now?!

j/k :p

[Dicky Ticker]

No-no-no-----not puppies or kittens --real kids
I was married to an Italian girl when I was 21 but due to differences it didn't work out so we split after two years.Due to her strict religious upbringing and father we didn't get a divorce till he had died and as this was 17years later. On attending the funeral I found out she was living with someone and had five kids by them so technically I was the stepfather and had anything happened to her partner I was the proud owner of five stepkids

Thank god for quickie divorces and we did not mention adultery

[Alpinestarhero]

No-no-no-----not puppies or kittens --real kids
I was married to an Italian girl when I was 21 but due to differences it didn't work out so we split after two years.Due to her strict religious upbringing and father we didn't get a divorce till he had died and as this was 17years later. On attending the funeral I found out she was living with someone and had five kids by them so technically I was the stepfather and had anything happened to her partner I was the proud owner of five stepkids

Thank god for quickie divorces and we did not mention adultery

blimey

so no-one needs a soup sppon or a ladel then?

[plowsie]

blimey

so no-one needs a soup sppon or a ladel then?
Thats what killed her father...

[ophic]

not really stepkids tho are they? Stepchildren are the children of your partner that exist already when you marry. Those kids are just illegitimate. Not that it matters much, as long as they are looked after.

[Alpinestarhero]

Thats what killed her father...

I feel a CSI investigation coming on

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/image/horatio2.jpg

[Owenski]

Is that when you killed them all and moved out into the country then DT?