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BanditPat
27-10-09, 05:32 PM
Up my nose.....Sharp end first :(
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blueto
27-10-09, 05:33 PM
why?
Speedy Claire
27-10-09, 05:34 PM
how?
BanditPat
27-10-09, 05:34 PM
It has a wee lip on it so when i put it up there it got caught ;)
the white rabbit
27-10-09, 05:36 PM
Wallpapering?
Speedy Claire
27-10-09, 05:36 PM
But why did you put it up there?
BanditPat
27-10-09, 05:37 PM
I thought it was a good idea to see if it would fit...it was not a good idea. And nope not wall papering it was a training job at work from a few months back and i was playing around with it
Milky Bar Kid
27-10-09, 05:37 PM
But why did you put it up there?

took the words right out of my mouth!
Dicky Ticker
27-10-09, 05:40 PM
Snot funny:D
DanAbnormal
27-10-09, 05:40 PM
Lol!!

Funniest post today. Thanks Banditpat! :D
BanditPat
27-10-09, 05:57 PM
Think this would fit?
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blueto
27-10-09, 06:02 PM
Think this would fit?
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give it a go:smile:
BanditPat
27-10-09, 06:05 PM
give it a go:smile:

I can confirm that it will not fit =[ well the threaded end does but thta seems to have a nice little nose cutting burr on it =[

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kwak zzr
27-10-09, 06:07 PM
:-k
blueto
27-10-09, 06:09 PM
are you joining a circus?
sv-robo
27-10-09, 06:09 PM
You strange man:).....Sure it was up your nose?:-k
BanditPat
27-10-09, 06:09 PM
If i can't even fit that mallet handle up my nose I dont think they would have me
BanditPat
27-10-09, 06:10 PM
You strange man:).....Sure it was up your nose?:-k


Yeh i couldnt get my pa......never mind
Spiderman
27-10-09, 06:11 PM
just dont try fitting it into other places.... and then end up at A&E trying to explain your not really a perv ;)
Bluefish
27-10-09, 06:11 PM
:confused:
BanditPat
27-10-09, 06:12 PM
just dont try fitting it into other places.... and then end up at A&E trying to explain your not really a perv ;)


All you have to say is Curiosity killed the cat and got this stuck in me
Spiderman
27-10-09, 06:20 PM
sounds like a line that only comes with experience :lol:
Dave20046
27-10-09, 08:47 PM
bet you £10 you can't fit that mallet up your arsé .....
speedplay
27-10-09, 08:50 PM
bet you £10 you can't fit that mallet up your arsé .....


Why am I always too late with the one liners :(
Owenski
27-10-09, 08:50 PM
not big on common sense in whitehaven it appears.
BanditPat
27-10-09, 08:53 PM
bet you £10 you can't fit that mallet up your arsé .....

I wouldn't want to try, the knurl on that handle would shred me =] and then the other reason of i don't particularly want anything up there. I think that my exit hole should always be an exit hole, never an entrance hole.

not big on common sense in whitehaven it appears.


You should go to workington all them jam eaters....
Dave20046
27-10-09, 08:55 PM
I wouldn't want to try, the knurl on that handle would shred me =] and then the other reason of i don't particularly want anything up there. I think that my exit hole should always be an exit hole, never an entrance hole.
Ofcourse, you got me - that would have been a stupid thing to do.......



..... :-k
speedplay
27-10-09, 09:34 PM
bet you £10 you can't fit that mallet up your arsé .....


I bet you £10 I could fit that mallet up his arsé..
Talya
27-10-09, 10:09 PM
I thought it was a good idea to see if it would fit...it was not a good idea.

A lesson every 3 year old usually learns, did you miss out!?
BanditPat
27-10-09, 10:14 PM
A lesson every 3 year old usually learns, did you miss out!?


Must have done, Can't remember either way.
Richie
28-10-09, 11:31 AM
This thread proves that "Darwin was Wrong...!"