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Dicky Ticker
03-12-09, 09:08 PM
:)Please post all praise here
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 09:15 PM
LOL
DT you're about to get your eyes scratched out my friend!
Gets a pair of deckchairs and shares popcorn with OP:smt043
Spiderman
03-12-09, 09:19 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/23m7tjd.jpg
I think this thread is completely unnecessary and you should take it to PM!!!!
EVERY female ........ :D :D :D
TheOnlyNemesis
03-12-09, 09:41 PM
sorry, sense of humour chip didnt like that. Sexist and beyond the U rating. Spidey.
couldn't resist, has 2 naughty words only press if they don't offend XD
No, only post if its U rated please
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 09:43 PM
yeah, but Mr Nemesis, that pic doesn't actually state who is saying the caption. I mean afterall shes pointing somewhere with her thingymybob
So perhaps you could run along and be a nice lad, and make me a nice cuppa.;-)
Wideboy
03-12-09, 09:49 PM
oh dear o dear..... i remember a thread like this in the past......... the ban hammer made an appearance and put the beat down on some fools
and spidy stole my popcorn pic so i will use it again in anger directed in his direction
http://i39.tinypic.com/23m7tjd.jpg
TheOnlyNemesis
03-12-09, 09:51 PM
yeah, but Mr Nemesis, that pic doesn't actually state who is saying the caption. I mean afterall shes pointing somewhere with her thingymybob
So perhaps you could run along and be a nice lad, and make me a nice cuppa.;-)
haha, milk, 1 sugar but if you use one of my mugs it might have something living in it, not washed up in a while.:smt043
Spiderman
03-12-09, 09:52 PM
Sorry widething...it was a great find and much bette than the silly popcorn smiley :)
Wideboy
03-12-09, 09:53 PM
Sorry widething...it was a great find and much bette than the silly popcorn smiley :)
alright calm down........ was only a joke
oh and mark one up there i think ;)
appreciate!
http://pamajama.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/judge-judy.jpg
hindle8907
03-12-09, 09:53 PM
yeah that popcorn pic is quality .
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 09:56 PM
haha, milk, 1 sugar but if you use one of my mugs it might have something living in it, not washed up in a while.:smt043
I was meaning in my kitchen, in my house the men are tied to the kitchen sink;)
Spiderman
03-12-09, 09:56 PM
alright calm down........ was only a joke
oh and mark one up there i think ;)
git! :lol:
You got that one fair and square :)
appreciate!
http://pamajama.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/judge-judy.jpg
I friggin hate this woman!!! Arrgh.
I thought this was a female appreciation not a popcorn one ???
Appreciate me - I demand it ............
Wideboy
03-12-09, 09:58 PM
well you have a bluddy pm!
I friggin hate this woman!!! Arrgh.
how on earth can you hate Judge Judy? She is aweesome!!
Spiderman
03-12-09, 10:17 PM
she's rude, obnoxious and never seems to look at evidence but would rather go on her own jumped up attitude and belief.
A judge should be calm and rational imho.... 2 things this woman seems not to know the meaning of.
Still waiting to be appreciated?!?!??!!?
no way man! she's only rude to lying defendants/money hungry plaintiffs. She's very good at looking at evidence and getting straight to the point. She'll never give someone a payout or anything unless they've got proof. She's a human lie detector machine, and it shows. If someone admits they're wrongdoing she goes much easier on 'em than idiots that try it.
Sometimes she gives it a bit of mouth bout how smart she is, but I reckon that's all for the show. She is smart tho. No substitute for experience - she is pretty darn old!
Bluefish
03-12-09, 10:23 PM
how on earth can you hate Judge Judy? She is aweesome!!
+1
DarrenSV650S
03-12-09, 10:25 PM
Still waiting to be appreciated?!?!??!!?
Your facepainting skills are unsurpassed
Bluefish
03-12-09, 10:25 PM
I thought this was a female appreciation not a popcorn one ???
Appreciate me - I demand it ............
you is the best Amanda i have never met, lol
Your facepainting skills are unsurpassed
Meh close ....
Spiderman
03-12-09, 10:28 PM
Still waiting to be appreciated?!?!??!!?
I appreciated your haloween glow in the dark make up skills :)
.....she's rude ..... She's very good looking at evidence and getting straight to the point. She'll put out .... and it shows.
Sometimes she gives ... a bit of mouth ... she is... experienced & she is pretty darn hot!
Wow man, you got it bad for her dont you?
;)
LOL!
great judge...wot a nightmare wife she'd make tho
Spiderman
03-12-09, 10:32 PM
LOL!
great wife...wot a nightmare judge she'd make tho
corrected for you ;)
meh...in her younger days why not?
Dicky Ticker
03-12-09, 10:44 PM
A well hung jury on that one then
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9950/laughatspiderman1.jpg
Wow man, you got it bad for her dont you?
;)
Spiderman
03-12-09, 10:46 PM
probably cos she'd be saying.... "is that all you have? I;ve thrown people in jail for less offensive weapons"
And she probably eats heads after mating.
Anyway...this is about appreciating females...smoothly steering it back on topic before i have to tell myself off....
I appreciate the female form in leather on a motorbike. Does that count?
A well hung jury on that one then
:smt043spot on dicky
Dicky Ticker
03-12-09, 10:49 PM
"Look at the stains on your trousers and stop smoking that cigar"--possibly
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 10:50 PM
Anyway...this is about appreciating females...
What if you don't appreciate females:confused:
DarrenSV650S
03-12-09, 10:51 PM
What if you don't appreciate females:confused:
Leave ;)
Dicky Ticker
03-12-09, 10:52 PM
:DI fancy other women!-------------does that make me a lesbian?:D:D:D
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 10:55 PM
Leave ;)
lol, you'll never have that pleasure. You're stuck with me. :rolleyes:
DarrenSV650S
03-12-09, 10:57 PM
lol, you'll never have that pleasure. You're stuck with me. :rolleyes:
Good :p
So I suppose I better appreciate you now then eh?
Jayneflakes
03-12-09, 10:57 PM
:DI fancy other women!-------------does that make me a lesbian?:D:D:D
Glad to know that I am not the only card carry lesbian on here then... :smt011
So then DT, are you butch or fem? I met my lass on here (http://gaydargirls.com/), it may work for you to, although I suspect it really wont! :smt107
:smt043
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 10:58 PM
Glad to know that I am not the only card carry lesbian on here then... :smt011
So then DT, are you butch or fem? I met my lass on here (http://gaydargirls.com/), it may work for you to, although I suspect it really wont! :smt107
:smt043
:smt043:smt043
haha I wondered when you'd pop up Jayney.
Now heres a burd I actually do appreciate.
And if your from up northeast way.....
I Love carpets me....
replace carpets with women..... pet ;-)
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 10:59 PM
Good :p
So I suppose I better appreciate you now then eh?
nah....I ain't into ego boosting. I know how big me balls are so to speak;)
Spiderman
03-12-09, 11:01 PM
What if you don't appreciate females:confused:
go look in the mirror, thats one cool chick right there ;)
nah....I ain't into ego boosting. I know how big me balls are so to speak;)
:shock:
*rushes off to PM Peg*
dizzyblonde
03-12-09, 11:07 PM
stuff
I Love carpets me....
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/2/29/Carpet_muching_1.jpg/300px-Carpet_muching_1.jpg
go look in the mirror, thats one cool chick right there ;)
:shock:
*rushes off to PM Peg*
He knows I wear the trousers ;)
nah....I ain't into ego boosting. I know how big me balls are so to speak;)
I lov ya Dizzy. but appreciation cost, and here's where you start paying...:smt075 you better listen up girl... de de do, de do, de do, de do dar de de do..! (music from fame..) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rRR7YPFtxU)
Spiderman
03-12-09, 11:10 PM
i wanna live for ever
Jayneflakes
03-12-09, 11:15 PM
For those of you who are in the Know, Lizzy the Lezzy has a new book out at the mo. :smt043
As for the carpet reference, I can assure you hot blooded chaps that the carpet is just the tip of the ice burg. :-#
I appreciate my woman and she sure appreciates me! :makelurve:
Having tried and endured the rather poor efforts put in by various chaps, I can say with certainty, I appretiate women in ways you men can only think about in the most private moments of your day! :smt016
Are you jealous yet? :smt064
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/2/29/Carpet_muching_1.jpg/300px-Carpet_muching_1.jpg
"I'd love to munch on her carpet too... Ooooooooooh It's magic...!"
Spiderman
03-12-09, 11:18 PM
Are you jealous yet? :smt064
No, cos i hear theres porn on that there internetz that we fellas are allowed to look at if we look hard enough. So i hear.
Not that i'd know.
Never seen it myself.
For those of you who are in the Know, Lizzy the Lezzy has a new book out at the mo. :smt043
As for the carpet reference, I can assure you hot blooded chaps that the carpet is just the tip of the ice burg. :-#
I appreciate my woman and she sure appreciates me! :makelurve:
Having tried and endured the rather poor efforts put in by various chaps, I can say with certainty, I appretiate women in ways you men can only think about in the most private moments of your day! :smt016
Are you jealous yet? :smt064
yes to your question, so tell us..
Who are you my good maiden who are so wise in the ways of Lesbos?
is there a secret tongue technique that's like a masonic hand shake we males do not know or understand...
or is it in the eyes... 'cos up males just keep looking at what were playing with and not the female we're playing with....? ( Arr, I'm answering my own question...)
Damn I'll make a great lesbian.
Jayneflakes
03-12-09, 11:56 PM
yes to your question, so tell us..
I think that if I did, even Spiderman would ban me! :smt043
Who are you my good maiden who are so wise in the ways of Lesbos?
is there a secret tongue technique that's like a masonic hand shake we males do not know or understand...
Well, I served my apprenticeship while at university and graduated on to the Mistress degree age thirty.
There is a secret hand shake, usually because of too much Vodka. It is a sad stat (that I can't remember where I read, possibly New Scientist about three or four years ago) that deaths due to alcoholism and smoking are higher in Gay women than Heterosexual women. Gay women generally drink and smoke more and this has been attributed to a disregard for the usual feminine mannerisms (going butch to put it badly). :confused:
or is it in the eyes... '( Arr, I'm answering my own question...)
Damn I'll make a terrible lesbian.
Corrected for you! :smt064
:smt075
Hugs Jayney -the PVC Clad lesbian Black Metal Fan Gothic Lovely! :smt096
Spiderman
03-12-09, 11:59 PM
I think that if I did, even Spiderman would ban me! :smt043
well PM me your answer and if i think its acceptable and dont dribble all over myself while reading it i'll let you know.
or is it in the eyes... ( Arr, I'm answering my own question...)
Damn I'll make a terrible lesbian.
Corrected for you! :smt064
:smt075
Hugs Jayney -the PVC Clad lesbian Black Metal Fan Gothic Lovely! :smt096
You have a voice....
same as most every women that had the pleasure of me.... ( gonna get flamed for that..... teehee)
so If we miss your good spot or your Clit eastwood (sorry spellcheck not working..)
then tell us... my lov.
you only have yourselfs to blame....
as the worlds population is increacing so we men must be doing something right. ( I hope.)
xxx lov ya...
Richie
you also changed my words....
proving Women cannot to trusted.... ( ;-))
Jayneflakes
04-12-09, 12:32 AM
you also changed my words....
proving Women cannot to trusted.... ( ;-))
Moi? Nooooo...
Would I? :smt043
I should say though, the last guy I was with was Mr Fantastic, pasionate, brave and hung like... Well, you can imagine. Sadly, what he lacked was feminine softness and female companionship. :why:
That chaps is the secret. Carol is not only my lover, but my best friend and my companion. She is my muse, my rock and she makes me laugh. She also has the most amazing tongue! :smt016
Moi? Nooooo...
Sadly, what he lacked was feminine softness and female companionship. :why:
That chaps is the secret. Carol is not only my lover, but my best friend and my companion. She is my muse, my rock and she makes me laugh. She also has the most amazing tongue! :smt016
Cool.. jelouse and glad for you..
does she give lessons in ling wist tics... (can't spell it sorry)
I'm you padawan my mistress. Every day is a School Day.
barwel1992
04-12-09, 03:23 AM
:rolleyes: we realy need to get a 18+ section
Speedy Claire
04-12-09, 07:49 AM
With respect if instead of Jayne this was a homosexual posting in such a descriptive manner would you guys tolerate it? I very much doubt it, would you all be reporting the post? I`m sure you would.
It works both ways you know so why should a woman have to tolerate reading this?
454697819
04-12-09, 08:13 AM
For those of you who are in the Know, Lizzy the Lezzy has a new book out at the mo. :smt043
As for the carpet reference, I can assure you hot blooded chaps that the carpet is just the tip of the ice burg. :-#
I appreciate my woman and she sure appreciates me! :makelurve:
Having tried and endured the rather poor efforts put in by various chaps, I can say with certainty, I appretiate women in ways you men can only think about in the most private moments of your day! :smt016
Are you jealous yet? :smt064
No...
My wife is Bi
Hope that helps
:-)
Milky Bar Kid
04-12-09, 08:19 AM
I give this thread til lunchtime before it explodes and gets locked...
Female Appreciation...All women are great, just so god damn hard to talk to without sounding like a complete muppet.
fizzwheel
04-12-09, 08:32 AM
Now I'm all for a bit of tolerance and not for rigid enforcnig of the U rating.
But this is going a bit far now. A few of you have had your posts edited as you've IMHO gone to far with it.
Keep it clean eyh...
454697819
04-12-09, 08:35 AM
I give this thread til lunchtime before it explodes and gets locked...
blimey.. your optimistic? ;-)
Milky Bar Kid
04-12-09, 08:37 AM
blimey.. your optimistic? ;-)
Lol, just giving everyone time to get out of bed and stuff!:smt043
gruntygiggles
04-12-09, 08:46 AM
Men and women are different....shocker! Girls like to help each other out, pick eachother up when we are down etc....and like to thank eachother for it. Do I think the forum is the place to do that? Maybe not always as some thankyou threads, including the one Nic did for me, turn into pointless chat and get boring, so I can see why they are annoying, no matter how lovely a thought.
To say it's self-obsessive is odd as none of the recipients started the threads themselves but hey ho.
I think thank you's like that should maybe be kept to the megathread if people want to spread the word of good deeds.
Personally....I think men do just as much as women do for each other.....but aren't bothered about talking about it.
gruntygiggles
04-12-09, 09:17 AM
I have moobs... love me.
Oh we do xxx
_Stretchie_
04-12-09, 09:19 AM
Who the hell is judge judy?
gruntygiggles
04-12-09, 09:20 AM
who the hell is judge judy?
pmsl :-)
With respect if instead of Jayne this was a homosexual posting in such a descriptive manner would you guys tolerate it? I very much doubt it, would you all be reporting the post? I`m sure you would.
It works both ways you know so why should a woman have to tolerate reading this?
I can only speak for me but i wouldn't be bothered at all, i have a few gay friends both male & female & some of the conversations i have been involved in have really opened my eyes & i have been told on a few occasions that i wouldn't be safe is we were stranded on a deserted island. :smt107
As for why should a woman have to tolerate reading this - nobody is forced to read any post, if it starts to offend stop reading at that point & go to another post, simples.
As for why should a woman have to tolerate reading this - nobody is forced to read any post, if it starts to offend stop reading at that point & go to another post, simples.
He he ironic - If people had done that in the first place then this thread wouldn’t exist and the VT thread wouldn’t have been locked
+1 tho...if you dont like it, dont read it. Not rocket science!
:rolleyes:
dizzyblonde
04-12-09, 10:33 AM
I have moobs... love me.
can I come and jiggle em?
Oh we do xxx
Woo hooo, happy days.
can I come and jiggle em?
Feel free. ;)
NEWSFLASH!
Female
Appreciation
Thread
Creates
Oppressed
Women
gruntygiggles
04-12-09, 11:41 AM
NEWSFLASH!
Female
Appreciation
Thread
Creates
Oppressed
Women
Knew you wouldn't disappoint :smt043
Spiderman
04-12-09, 12:17 PM
Ah Cuffy, i have missed you, lol.
A lot of good points here have been made in the last few posts here tho about reading / not reading threads and the use of the Megathread to keep everyone happy.
You all know i try to be as easy going and tolerant as i can be but its also partly down to all of us to show tolerance of certain threads and know where to post certain things so as not to upset he delicate balance of the eco-system that is IB.
i Just know i get it right all the time, its you lot who mess it up ;) Its hard being as good as i am and not making you lot look bad in the process you know.
I'm the one who needs sympathy and loving here...not Grinchy poos moobs :lol:
Jayneflakes
04-12-09, 12:24 PM
We love you Spidey, for you are the Man. XXXXX
I'm the one who needs sympathy and loving here...not Grinchy poos moobs :lol:
But I need all the loving I can get.
Kilted Ginger
04-12-09, 12:29 PM
she's rude, obnoxious and never seems to look at evidence but would rather go on her own jumped up attitude and belief.
A judge should be calm and rational imho.... 2 things women seems not to know the meaning of.
corrected for you mate:smt064
Fizzy Fish
04-12-09, 01:13 PM
To those who are moaning about all the handbags and corsets crap - that is what you have to put up with if you want us girls on here I'm afraid! And even if you don't want us - TOUGH LUCK as we're not going!! :lol:
TBH I see rubbish on the site all the time, I just choose not to read what I don't want to read. Why can't others do the same??
i Just know i get it right all the time, its you lot who mess it up ;) Its hard being as good as i am and not making you lot look bad in the process you know.
:rolleyes:
Speedy Claire
04-12-09, 01:58 PM
Sometimes people tend to overuse the "if you don`t like it don`t read it" comment.
To put you straight I clicked on a thread about appreciating women... as I was enjoying reading it it suddenly went off topic and degenerated into a thread about lesbians. Do I want to read it? no I don`t BUT I didn`t chose to read about lesbians in the first place, I thought I was reading about appreciating women.
If people were to try and remain on topic instead of trying the shock factor then it wouldn`t have been an issue. I now know though not to click back onto this thread.
Wideboy
04-12-09, 05:16 PM
+1 i don't mind these threads they make enjoyable light hearted reading but............ no offence lets be honest hear, if i was for example wanting to be informed of "girl on girl" action the org really would be my last place to visit :lol: :rolleyes:
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