I love Snow ........ but

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When it starts to thaw , slides down my roof and smacks right into my Sattelite Dish and loses me my signal .............. Snow--->:smt062<---xXBADGERXx

[Spiderman]

wait...if you fight with snow....does it by default become a snowball fight?

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I`m not touching its Balls

[Spiderman]

you would tho...if no one was watching. Just to know what they felt like. Come on, tell the truth.

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I`m saying nothing

[Spiderman]

the silence speaks volumes. Its the 5th amendment aint it? Not saying anything to incriminate yourself. :lol:

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I`m getting all sorts of "Blocking" on the screen now , gonna have to borrow the ladder off the old man and give the Dish some "Kinetic Adjustment"

[Spiderman]

just dont be no rod hull type of hero, ok?

[Sally]

Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?





































































Snow balls :)

[Spiderman]

Oh jeezuz Sally, as soon as i started scrolling down i thought "if this isnt "snow balls" then i'll move it to the joke thread...if it is i'm gonna cry"

[Sally]

Hehe :)

Sowwwwie :D

[Spiderman]

i hope you can live with yourself, knowing you made Spiderman cry.

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just dont be no rod hull type of hero, ok?

Oh man , even though he died I had to laugh at how he died .

[Spiderman]

No i meant dont go fisting any large birds :lol:







Seriously tho, i know what yo mean. What a terrible way to go, with everyone who hears about it stifling a laugh

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Last time I went up the ladder was a traumatic experience . I was unblocking my gutters and Dad was "Footing" the ladder . Somehow it skidded on the Grass on my front lawn . I have never come a ladder so quickly , feet either side and using my hands as Brakes with comedy squeek noise

[Spiderman]

i hate ladders ever since i fell off one whilst doing some painting to earn some cash when i was about 17. I fell onto a water bed tho, lol.

However in the fall i managed to cath myself on the ladder somehow, right on the inside of my wrist and slit a vein. Blood jetted 3 feet when i looked to see how bad it was :shock:
I show people the scar if i'm in a silly mood and wanna freak em out and tell them in a quiet voice "i tried to kill myself once you know" and look deep in their eyes and watch the fear and uncertainty grow, lol.

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£20 and local Aerial installers came around and aligned my dish when I was at work , me now has Teevees :)