Excitement in my own road!!! [Archive] - SV650.org

the_lone_wolf

26-12-09, 08:12 PM

OOOh it's all happening here

Live on a quiet little cul-de-sac in the posh part of town, lived here fifteen years and never known a crime happen nearby..

Tonight we have a new record, one ambulance, one panda car, one paramedic car and three trafpol are parked three doors up - went and asked if it was anything I should know about or none of my business and they just said it was being taken care of "nothing to see here" kind of deal

How interesting, should make the local rag next week, anyone fancy having a guess?

DarrenSV650S

26-12-09, 08:14 PM

Specialone

26-12-09, 08:16 PM

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

the_lone_wolf

26-12-09, 08:18 PM

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

Possibly, there's a family who are mostly spot on but one of the kids is a tw*t in the car, already written off four, one of which was into a tree on our own road, had the police round then...

Specialone

26-12-09, 08:19 PM

Possibly, there's a family who are mostly spot on but one of the kids is a tw*t in the car, already written off four, one of which was into a tree on our own road, had the police round then...

Not bad for my first guess eh?:D

Biker Biggles

26-12-09, 08:20 PM

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.:D

the_lone_wolf

26-12-09, 08:23 PM

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.:D

LOL

Nah, cud-de-sac forms a roundabout at the end, ambulance, paramedic and one trafpol up there, other trafpol and panda "hiding" at the end of the cud-de-sac in a side road

Specialone

26-12-09, 08:23 PM

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.:D

Hadnt really thought of the ambulance tbh, but.. seeing as you asked, could have been injured in the initial impact, they seen he was injured when they came round to investigate and so ordered said ambulance ;)

the_lone_wolf

26-12-09, 08:25 PM

There's only one man for this job:

"Ello... I em 'Ercule Poirot..."

http://girlonthepark.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/poirot-suchet.jpg

;)

punyXpress

26-12-09, 08:59 PM

Reckon they were looking for you, tlw.
That was a smart move of yours swapping house numbers.

Red Herring

26-12-09, 09:56 PM

There's one very obvious answer, it's Christmas. They're all round a mates house having a mince pie and a quick cuppa....

Wideboy

26-12-09, 09:58 PM

massive drugs bust!! the zimmer gang has been pushing dope in bembridge again, they're using your road as a HQ for their nation wide drug ring

am i close?

Red Herring

26-12-09, 10:00 PM

There's one very obvious answer, it's Christmas. They're all round a mates house having a mince pie and a quick cuppa....

Maybe she gets them out for the boys to.....?

Von Teese

26-12-09, 10:38 PM

Christmas time...suicide?

Red Herring

26-12-09, 10:41 PM

Unfortunately VT that's oh so true. Boxing day is also famous for domestics...

Milky Bar Kid

26-12-09, 10:45 PM

Yeh, suicide was my thought...

Specialone

26-12-09, 10:47 PM

Just out of interest, if it was suicide, why the traffic officers?
BTW i hope its not

Von Teese

26-12-09, 10:48 PM

Ugh! You said the 'D' word!!
Had enough of those on Christmas night!

Think about it;

Take a family who dont meet up often (for a reason)
put them together for a day
Add copious amounts of alcohol

Voila!

Recipe for disaster!

[Edit] Traffic officers: possibly fastest responding in the area, sometimes our lot will help the response team in an emergency.
So they turn up then hand it over to the IRT with a cheery 'I'll leave it with you'

Milky Bar Kid

26-12-09, 10:55 PM

Yeh, traffic help us out a fair bit. At the end of the day, we are all cops and if the **** hits the fan then we all pull our weight

Bibio

26-12-09, 10:57 PM

son has had an RTA done a nash. got home a bit more busted up than he thought. collapsed in front of parents. parents have freaked and phoned 999.

Wideboy

26-12-09, 11:04 PM

son has had an RTA done a nash. got home a bit more busted up than he thought. collapsed in front of parents. parents have freaked and phoned 999.

you seem to know alot about this lance vance......

dizzyblonde

27-12-09, 11:57 AM

There's only one man for this job:

"Ello... I em 'Ercule Poirot..."

http://girlonthepark.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/poirot-suchet.jpg

;)
http://www.all-about-agatha-christie.com/images/columbo.jpg
Reckon Columbo's dog would have a better chance.

I reckon it were Peggy Mitchell, with the Queen Vic bust:D

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 12:05 PM

I reckon it were Peggy Mitchell, with the Queen Vic bust:D

HAHA

That's funny because the family in the previous post moved down from "Laaarndaarn"

:smt080

Littlepeahead

27-12-09, 03:57 PM

We've had the police helipcopter over our house for 4 days. Young man went missing last week after a night on the beer and they think he fell in the canal in town so they are waiting for the body to surface as dredging didn't find him. With all the ice he could by now have ended up down stream.

Even on Christmas day they were hovering up and down the course of the canal really slowly looking for him. So sad for his family.

Jabba

27-12-09, 04:00 PM

Christmas time...suicide?

Thought it was "Christmas time, mistletoe and wine...." ss sung by Sir Cliff?

I like your version better :thumbsup:

punyXpress

27-12-09, 04:39 PM

I reckon it were Peggy Mitchell, with the Queen Vic bust:D[/QUOTE]

Or that Dizzy ( sorry ) chick in the Vatican wot duffed up the Pope?

Von Teese

27-12-09, 05:41 PM

Thought it was "Christmas time, mistletoe and wine...." ss sung by Sir Cliff?

I like your version better :thumbsup:

Oh dear, it is a bit cynical!
But you are right, it does have a much more modern feel to it ;)

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 05:43 PM

Hmm, no rumours in the street yet...

Saw the lad who can't drive walking up the road at ~midday today, back from the local cop shop perhaps?

Nothing on the local rag website but they're so slow it probably wouldn't make it into Fridays edition...

27-12-09, 05:46 PM

why don't you go knock on the door and ask?

Von Teese

27-12-09, 05:48 PM

OMG you're a curtain twitcher
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-nosy-cat-looks-out-window.jpg

(police secretly laugh at you ;) )

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 05:48 PM

why don't you go knock on the door and ask?

'Cause it's none of my business...;)

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 05:50 PM

OMG you're a curtain twitcher
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-nosy-cat-looks-out-window.jpg

(police secretly laugh at you ;) )

I was actually rocking out to guitar hero...

So Id imagine that'll stop the laughter...:smt016

Von Teese

27-12-09, 05:50 PM

I was actually rocking out to guitar hero...

So Id imagine that'll stop the laughter...:smt016

I so wish I had been there...rofl!

27-12-09, 05:52 PM

So the police don't like nosy neighbours. Thought everyone was encouraged to report suspicious behaviour... Bollox to Neighbourhood Watch then if they think it's so funny:rolleyes:

Anyway TLW of course it's none of your business, that's what makes it so interesting:D

Von Teese

27-12-09, 05:54 PM

So the police don't like nosy neighbours. Thought everyone was encouraged to report suspicious behaviour... Bollox to Neighbourhood Watch then if they think it's so funny:rolleyes:

Wow chillauex!

It was a joke, we love curtain twitchers really!

Its the ones that watch and dont do anything about it that are annoying!

27-12-09, 06:05 PM

My reports would be - 'Disturbance at no 3. That woman is sweeping the street again. She must be disturbed to keep doing that. Indecency at no 2. Neighbour at no 2 in shower. Yes officer I know cos they don't have a blind on the window, they think their opaque window is enough, I live directly opposite and I can see his william. Criminal damage at no 6!!! That bloody woman is snipping my goddamn plants AGAIN!!!!...'

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 06:05 PM

So the police don't like nosy neighbours. Thought everyone was encouraged to report suspicious behaviour...

I saw a very dodgy looking guy the other day...

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr243/ktm_wolf/misc/edmugshot.jpg?t=1261937114

Red Herring

27-12-09, 10:27 PM

Couldn't have been anything that exciting after all TLW.....they'd have done house to house by now if it had been and you'd know all about it.

Von Teese

27-12-09, 10:48 PM

I'm beginning to think the 'tea spot' theory might be correct ;)

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 10:49 PM

Who said tea??? Oh, are you putting the kettle on Jen??

Von Teese

27-12-09, 10:51 PM

Who said tea??? Oh, are you putting the kettle on Jen??

Yep, you popping over?

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 10:53 PM

Yeh, be there in five....

hours

Von Teese

27-12-09, 10:53 PM

hehe x

Sally

27-12-09, 10:59 PM

Yeh, be there in five....

hours

More importantly, you could be at my house in 5 hours ;)

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 11:04 PM

More importantly, you could be at my house in 5 hours ;)

Although a gentleman, and handsome, you are not as pretty and I would put money on it that you don't smell as nice as VT - nor will you make as good a cuppa tea....

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:12 PM

Awwww xxx

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 11:14 PM

OI

Go get your own thread ladies...

And FYI; "making tea" is an abysmal euphemism...

;)

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 11:15 PM

Sorry TLW......btw, will you please get to the bottom of this and let us know the results...???

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 11:17 PM

Sorry TLW......btw, will you please get to the bottom of this and let us know the results...???

I shall, even though it will require a portion of my cunning...

NO WAIT......

All... my cunning...

;)

Bibio

27-12-09, 11:17 PM

Although a gentleman, and handsome, you are not as pretty and I would put money on it that you don't smell as nice as VT - nor will you make as good a cuppa tea....

i'm a gentleman and very handsome i also make a great cuppa tea. and will even put on VT's perfume on for the ocasion. i'm also a lot closer then Sally so have i pulled?

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:17 PM

Yes or our investigation will never be complete! ;)

the_lone_wolf

27-12-09, 11:18 PM

Yes or our investigation will never be complete! ;)

Now that's a better euphemism;):D

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:25 PM

will even put on VT's perfume on for the ocasion.
Hope you can afford it ;)
Now that's a better euphemism;):D
hehe cheeky x

Bibio

27-12-09, 11:28 PM

yes i can my dear. so what is it? or am i being personal? i dont want that...

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:31 PM

Imperial Majesty

(just joking...I wish)

Bibio

27-12-09, 11:42 PM

pppffft a mere £115,000 a bottle

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 11:42 PM

I have two bottles...

Bibio

27-12-09, 11:43 PM

so thats what you are calling them these days MBK

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:50 PM

lol!

I like the following and none of them are very expensive:

Chanel No 5
Allure by Chanel
Noa by Cacherel
Arpege by Lanvin
212 by Carolina Herrera
Cerruti 1881
Hugo Woman by Hugo Boss

and a few others

My mood determines which I wear.

Milky Bar Kid

27-12-09, 11:51 PM

No, ur not allowed to wear Hugo Woman. I wear that.

Sally

27-12-09, 11:57 PM

Good call, I would rather visit VT than Sally..

Bloody smelly fugly ***.

Von Teese

27-12-09, 11:58 PM

Ok but I like wearing it in the summer, its really fresh! :(

My favourite men's fragrances are:

212 for men
Cool Water by Davidoff

the_lone_wolf

28-12-09, 08:41 PM

Update...

Spoke to a neighbour this afternoon (on another matter, not nosing...) and he saw the armada arrive, steamed up the road to the house I suspected at the top of the road, took one guy away in the ambulance, another in a police car and then spent some time taking photos inside the house...

Poirot changes his diagnosis to a domestic following too much alcohol ingestion on boxing day...

speedplay

28-12-09, 08:49 PM

My favourite men's fragrances are:

212 for men
Cool Water by Davidoff

And thats why you smell like a man...

;)

yorkie_chris

28-12-09, 09:30 PM

Yes or our investigation will never be complete! ;)

In whose endo? lol

Littlepeahead

31-12-09, 05:49 PM

maviczap

31-12-09, 06:21 PM

Well the helicopter was up over ours again today and this time the divers found the poor lad's body, more than 10 days after he went missing, in exactly the spot where he was last seen by other pub goers and the CCTV - right in the town centre.

Not sure why it took so long, but I do feel for the family. A lesson to all of us not to get so drunk tonight that you can't walk properly, or at least avoid canals and busy roads on the way home and stay with your mates.

With all the floodwater in the river, it would have been difficult to see you hand in front of your face, plus the banks have undercuts which you can't see, where the flow eats away the bank underwater. So tricky for any diver.

Yes, it not uncommon for this to happen. A few years ago a lad from one of our cycling clubs fell into the docks in Ipswich on New Years eve and there's a Russian seaman missing at the moment in Ipswich, presumed drowned after going out to a few pubs.

It's so cold in the water that cold shock is almost instant, then all your muscles cease to function as the brain shuts them down to protect the vital organs

A sad time for the families:(

the_lone_wolf

15-01-10, 02:34 PM

Update

Just been informed by someone who isn't prone to gossip that apparently the police were in full force because at some point that evening the wife ended up wearing a kitchen knife courtesy of the husband. She isn't pressing charges because she's claiming she tripped over the cat and fell on the knife, but eet will take more zan zat too fool Poirot eh?

There was also a van full of police dogs that left before we got home, didn't find out if they were Alsations or sniffers

Not very nice to think of...:(

beabert

15-01-10, 02:49 PM

Not very nice to think of...

To right, a van full of alsatians on the loose :eek:

the_lone_wolf

15-01-10, 02:50 PM

To right, a van full of alsatians on the loose :eek:

Actually I was talking about the possibility my insurance premiums may go up as it's now a "crime hotspot" ;)

Dave20046

15-01-10, 02:58 PM

Actually I was talking about the possibility my insurance premiums may go up as it's now a "crime hotspot" ;)
That's appauling, haven't you even gone round to ask if the cat's ok?

maviczap

15-01-10, 03:46 PM

Had a lot of police round in my area this afternoon, lots of squad cars, plus a plain clothes car.
Pretty sue that someone had passed away, as there's been a bad smell in the air, but we just assumed it was the drains.:(
Think the undertakers have just called in their plain van.
Glad the kids didn't see the body bag :(