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the_lone_wolf
29-12-09, 08:37 PM
Several times recently people have asked me what this means...

Well......

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbbCuJlg4A

:smt043

Hope it's not a pearoast:rolleyes:

N8te rider
29-12-09, 09:46 PM
OMG! that woman is mental :smt101

DarrenSV650S
29-12-09, 09:53 PM
Quality! lol

Where's episode 2 ?

zsv650
29-12-09, 09:59 PM
the guy's not a fly newspaper don't work on humans crazy lady.

Spiderman
29-12-09, 10:09 PM
i dont believe in hitting women at all but there is also a point where you dont keep letting her swat you with her paper and take it off her and chuck it back at her.

Wideboy
29-12-09, 10:19 PM
i dont believe in hitting women at all but there is also a point where you dont keep letting her swat you with her paper and take it off her and chuck it back at her.

but then you'd get locked up for GBH.......... oh wont you please think of her human rights!! ;)

Spiderman
29-12-09, 10:21 PM
As a comedian once said...i'd never hit a woman....but i'd shake the shi* out of her :lol:

Sally
29-12-09, 10:36 PM
Just lift the silly little female dog up, and put her into the bin, and push her past her garage, while shoving her head back in you're weeks worth of trash every time shes tries to come out.

Bah, I hate grump old, ignorant, high and mighty ***ts like her.
Nothing else better to do with her boring, stuck in a rut lifestyle.

Bibio
29-12-09, 10:44 PM
notice the husband wasn't going to stop her.. lol.. if it was my wife i would divorce her. that husband needs to stand up and be a man, she is obviously wearing the trousers in that relationship.

Treacle
29-12-09, 10:45 PM
I would have thrown her in the bloody wheelie bin. Well tryed at lest.
O and the the bit right at the end made me chuckle. " What do you think your doing ah? You little fart!" lol Pure class.

Spiderman
29-12-09, 10:52 PM
notice the husband wasn't going to stop her.. lol.. if it was my wife i would divorce her. that husband needs to stand up and be a man, she is obviously wearing the trousers in that relationship.

i bet she regularly beats him with a newspaper too.

Thats the sort of beating off he wasn't expecting from a wife i bet.

Fizzy Fish
29-12-09, 10:54 PM
I particularly like the bit about 50 secs in when she pulls her own special kind of knee jab... :lol: :lol:

Bibio
29-12-09, 10:58 PM
i think the bloke with the bin should get a medal.. if it were me she would have been told once, then she would have been on her derriere.

Fizzy Fish
29-12-09, 11:21 PM
i think the bloke with the bin should get a medal.. if it were me she would have been told once, then she would have been on her derriere.

Or even placed in the conveniently located bin...

Jayneflakes
29-12-09, 11:47 PM
Hmm, wonder what the back story was and how provoked she was? This is why I so want to live in a cottage in the middle of no where, away from other humans!

Thingus
29-12-09, 11:58 PM
ahaha putting her in the bin would've made me drown in my own tears of laughter. The bloke should've told the woman to bugger off and sit on her ****!

Lozzo
30-12-09, 12:38 AM
I think I would have lost my temper after about 30 seconds of being whacked by her with the paper. At that point I would most likely have knocked her dentures down her ignorant, abusive, foul mouth and probably have stood laughing over her stupid choking face.

What an obnoxious bitch.

thedonal
30-12-09, 11:09 AM
What an obnoxious bitch.

Sums it up. Clearly used to being like that indoors too.

I expect she started on the lad as she was sure he'd stand and take it.

Sure, Jayne, there's two sides to these things (at least), but it really seems like she's just got the hump with him wheeling his bin past her house. I can imagine her seething about it for months, swearing about him indoors before launching her newspaper assault. Judging by her behaviour/language, I think the problem is more on her side than his...

Lozzo
30-12-09, 01:01 PM
In the past I've found that the best way to shut someone like her up is to get right in her face, leaning forwards and moving forwards at the same time while angrily shouting something like "SHUT UP, YOU UGLY FAT DIRTY MORONIC BITCH" very loudly at her and forcing her to move backwards. Look threatening and make the noise without actually making the threats or touching her - put her on the defensive before she even gets the chance to lift a hand to you.

If the husband moves in, tell him to grow some ******** and sort his foul mouthed ugly trog of a wife out.