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Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.
Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.
*This is a lie.
Spiderman
03-01-10, 10:53 PM
Part of the problem for us guys is that we compare our own to the outlandish ones we see in porn and hence feel inferior to them, not to the average man.
I dont go about asking the average man to compare schlongs you see. Just in case anyone thought i did.
Red Herring
03-01-10, 11:05 PM
Now I've seen it all......
Spiderman
03-01-10, 11:06 PM
But i didnt even get it all out yet!
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
*This is a lie.
what is a lie, that it's been going through your mind ?
In this day and age women have equal rights, nearly as many as men. Waits for a bite
So women can think about the size of a mans wanger as much as men think about boobie doubies. (oYo) :smt101
the_lone_wolf
03-01-10, 11:08 PM
Now I've seen it all......
That's what she said...
So women can think about the size of a mans wanger as much as men think about boobie doubies. (oYo) :smt101
Well indeed.
GeneticBubble
03-01-10, 11:20 PM
This thread made me smile out loud :confused: :thumleft: thank you
This thread made me smile out loud :confused: :thumleft: thank you
;)
Red Herring
03-01-10, 11:28 PM
Well my wife handles loads of them every day and she says she still looks forward to coming home......so there!
Milky Bar Kid
03-01-10, 11:31 PM
I was gonna do this as was someone else I know after the Jubblies thread! Good on that girl for doing it!! Made me giggle!
-Ralph-
04-01-10, 12:05 AM
And I thought I was going to read something interesting about off-road tyres :rolleyes:
Specialone
04-01-10, 12:16 AM
And I thought I was going to read something interesting about off-road tyres :rolleyes:
Me too, thats why i looked :D
BanditPat
04-01-10, 12:41 AM
1.37
1.37
Inches or centimetres?
In either case you'll probably have to work on the charm and a fat wallet
Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.
Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.
*This is a lie.
I call foul.
Mods, this is blatant plagiarism, arrest this woman.
Quiff Wichard
04-01-10, 09:11 AM
Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.
Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.
*This is a lie.
good god.. you turned over a new year leaf? .. same cazza ?
btw- nice change..
Wideboy
04-01-10, 09:23 AM
I have a wicked one inch wonder
I have a wicked one inch wonder
We saw...
plowsie
04-01-10, 09:31 AM
I thought this was a thread about tyres.
It's not about the size, it's the way ya shake ya ass ;)
Knoblies are tyres that you get on trails bikes!
Anyhoo, 8 inches should be enough for any man...or woman...or Sheep and i aint folding mine in half for no one :)
Quiff Wichard
04-01-10, 09:46 AM
mines 12 inches- but I dont use it as a rule..
its difficult in all sincerity .. unlike ladies "boobies" whih have become sexualised but have a primary function that is not sexual of course , the penis is not "out there" and on show..all the time.. so its easier for any bloke with a perceived undersize one do brag /boast etc but for a lady with smaller boobs it could worry them cos they are noticeable..
now, in the shower, at the gym, at the doctors etc etc it can be embarrasing and a worry if the flacid penis seems smaller than others when compared .. but.. as it is very rare that you are inthe same room as another guy with an erect penis it is impossible to compare when "fit for purpose".. .
a grower not a shower or a shower not a grower ???
end of the day .. if it does the job it does the job... I seen many ladies bits and they aint all the same for sure.. even is the size department. !
Dicky Ticker
04-01-10, 09:54 AM
Its not what you have got,its what you do with it that counts,after all what is better,12inchs or 6inchs twice:)
timwilky
04-01-10, 09:58 AM
Who care what I got, but it sure fills a pram
Dicky Ticker
04-01-10, 10:03 AM
Not much,but you wouldn't like it as a wart on the end of your nose.
I was gonna do this as was someone else I know after the Jubblies thread! Good on that girl for doing it!! Made me giggle!
Surely, a tit for tat thread, so to speak, would be Jubblies vs Man Jubblies? In response to this thread, if we're being pedantic, it should be Knobblies vs Ladies Front Bottoms?
Wideboy
04-01-10, 10:11 AM
no only a very very very select few other than my mother that have seen my half inch harry and i've never had any complaints
Spiderman
04-01-10, 10:12 AM
haha, Kinvig, i'd love to see a thread about front bottoms stay within the U rating for more than 3 posts.
Quiff Wichard
04-01-10, 10:20 AM
Willies, c*cks, wangers, love sausages, call them what you will.
Who's actually into the outlandishly large ones, or even those bigger than a large salami? As not mentioned in another thread, I'm not - I prefer some but not too much.
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
What's the attraction, I just can't see it? To me it just means the poor boy will be resting it on his knees when he gets to 50, and before then he'll be plagued by back troubles.
*This is a lie.
ahhhh now I get it.. nowi see the relativity to the original post re boobies.. and the verbatim OP.. clever cazza v v clever..
shame though.. I thought u had gone all rude..:smt005
Fizzy Fish
04-01-10, 11:50 AM
Its not what you have got,its what you do with it that counts,after all what is better,12inchs or 6inchs twice:)
You have two??? :shock:
Just something that's been going through my mind* since a close friend, who is a very nice size decided he wants bigger and is looking at surgical possibilities.
Well, I had to browse:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement
" it was determined that most patients who underwent penis-lengthening surgery were unsatisfied with the results"
"the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent"
"severe erectile dysfunction"
Good luck with that. Me, I'll stick to spam emails......
yorkie_chris
04-01-10, 01:57 PM
compare the... dot com.
visordown forum?
Yes very much.
All I can say is that I've not had any complaints, and I would consider that before I have anyone come near with a knife in that area.
he he well played Caz
Interesting subject tho lol, do guys actually think that massively huge willies do the job better?
he he well played Caz
Interesting subject tho lol, do guys actually think that massively huge willies do the job better?
No.
It's all down to self confidence, experience and ability, and not entirely down to size. I'm told that size helps to an extent in that too small is no good to anyone, but over a certain size it becomes a hinderance. I suppose that certain size varies from woman to woman, in much the same way that everything does.
BanditPat
04-01-10, 02:48 PM
Inches or centimetres?
In either case you'll probably have to work on the charm and a fat wallet
inches ;) i have either looks like im screwed then =[
Red Herring
04-01-10, 02:55 PM
No.
It's all down to self confidence, experience and ability, and not entirely down to size. I'm told that size helps to an extent in that too small is no good to anyone, but over a certain size it becomes a hinderance. I suppose that certain size varies from woman to woman, in much the same way that everything does.
Nice to see we're back talking about bikes again.
Nice to see we're back talking about bikes again.
ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal :rolleyes:
Wideboy
04-01-10, 03:02 PM
ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal :rolleyes:
why? tits are in your face winkys arnt
ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal :rolleyes:
I'm neither ashamed or proud of what I have tucked in my boxers, it's what was given to me and I'll make the most of it. I have no desire to make it any larger cos that would be greedy and I don't need any more, but I wouldn't want to lose any of the size it has now.
speedplay
04-01-10, 03:08 PM
why? tits are in your face winkys arnt
Your not making the most out of your Mrs ;)
why? tits are in your face winkys arnt
lol hmmmmmmmmmm after the mankini vid frillypants :rolleyes: ^^ thats not so true ;)
Edit: So your saying cus boobs are where they are on our bodies, its ok for you lot to talk about them all the time? Ahem ...rude much
Wideboy
04-01-10, 03:18 PM
lol hmmmmmmmmmm after the mankini vid frillypants :rolleyes: ^^ thats not so true ;)
Edit: So your saying cus boobs are where they are on our bodies, its ok for you lot to talk about them all the time? Ahem ...rude much
And your telling me when women get together they dont talk about men in the bedroom?
And your telling me when women get together they dont talk about men in the bedroom?
Believe me, some of them talk about other men when they are with blokes. No shame, any of them ;)
And your telling me when women get together they dont talk about men in the bedroom?
Honestly... Not massively no! Strange as it seems, our lives arent all about men. Wild i know :rolleyes: Crazy some might say, but we do have other things to talk about!
Wideboy
04-01-10, 03:33 PM
Strange as it seems, our lives arent all about men. Wild i know :rolleyes:
Are YOU sure about that, pot kettle black:rolleyes:
Are YOU sure about that, pot kettle black:rolleyes:
Erm..yes, yes im sure
Red Herring
04-01-10, 03:38 PM
ha ha makes me chuckle that when the tables are turned the guys are much less vocal :rolleyes:
That's because when you turn the table OUR mouths are full....
Crazy some might say, but we do have other things to talk about!
Ironing, washing, cooking, sewing ;)
Ironing, washing, cooking, sewing ;)
lol your forgetting cleaning cuff
I thought this thread was about tyres as well :oops:
Gosh well, of course it's up to the individual man.
If you ahem 'friend' feels he needs surgery to improve his self esteem or confidence then, of course, he should have the knife work done. It's everyone's right to be able to judge their own merit on the size of parts of their body. He should have the enlargement and be proud of it - and tell others too so that more can feel confident about doing something for themselves about their percieved imperfections, on a physical level.
Sometimes, for me anyway, size does matter!
Red Herring
04-01-10, 06:48 PM
Sometimes, for me anyway, size does matter!
Essex girl...need we say more. ;)
Specialone
04-01-10, 06:56 PM
Its not how big it is but what you knock it in with (apparantly)
Shellywoozle
04-01-10, 07:00 PM
What's long and thin, covered in skin. Red in parts and goes in tarts??????????
Rhubarb you dirty minded people !
Damn, I was going to say that too.
Shellywoozle
04-01-10, 07:07 PM
Damn, I was going to say that too.
Too slow Loz, that's old age hun x
Too slow Loz, that's old age hun x
Harsh but fair, but well suited to someone of your advancing years, I'd say
Shellywoozle
04-01-10, 07:22 PM
Harsh but fair, but well suited to someone of your advancing years, I'd say
ROFL is that an offer.... if so lovely done ! Makes a girl go wobbly at the knees.
I call foul.
Mods, this is blatant plagiarism, arrest this woman.
ahhhh now I get it.. nowi see the relativity to the original post re boobies.. and the verbatim OP..
:D I'm glad my silly pun wasn't entirely lost amongst all of the musings over dangly bits.
However, it's been interesting to see what people say. Even if I don't have a real-life surgery-considering friend to pass people's thoughts on to.
shame though.. I thought u had gone all rude..:smt005
Oh I like "rude", Dave; but I usually save it for certain people and certain times ;).
Rude has its place.
Of course it's an offer, you daft mare. Hurry up and take it before I offer it to MBK... you know I have a thing for blonde coppers and she'd snap me up (or in two, depending on mood).
Iansv II
04-01-10, 07:42 PM
I've always been told by girl mates that girth is far better than length to a degree...
:D I'm glad my silly pun wasn't entirely lost amongst all of the musings over dangly bits.
Fairplay to you, young lady.
Btw, love the nursey outfit in the avatar - I bought my eldest daughter one similar to that when she was a kid but she never wore it
Treacle
04-01-10, 07:48 PM
I have a tiny penis and I have a t-shirt to prove it. ;-)
young lady. Oooh, you smoothie.
Btw, love the nursey outfit in the avatar - I bought my eldest daughter one similar to that when she was a kid but she never wore it
Oh, what a waste. I loved that outfit.
Back to the trouser snakes... I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!
I'm pretty sure plenty of girls have a quick glance at other jubblies in changing rooms etc. (sorry - am I in the wrong thread now?).
I have a tiny penis and I have a t-shirt to prove it. ;-)
And we still love you and think you're cooool. :kiss:
Oooh, you smoothie.
Oh, what a waste. I loved that outfit.
Back to the trouser snakes... I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!
I shower at race meetings in large communal ones, so everything is on show anyway. There's no sneaking a peek, it's out there for all to see.
As someone else has pointed out, there are showers and growers. The only time you'll see what a bloke really has to offer is when he's aroused, and fortunately for me and the guys I go racing with, that never happens in the male shower block at Snetterton or Brands Hatch.
In all honesty, if you were a bloke and interested in what your neighbour had to offer, rather than take a peek at the urinal you're better off discussing that sort of thing with the ladies he knows because they're the ones who see the true erect sizes of all the blokes they know intimately.
I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!
Erm, why would we?
Nothing good that way lies. If you were to look and get caught - he'd assume you were ghey. And just say you looked and there was something to put you to shame?
So, I say again, why would we?
But tell me - all girls go to the toilet together - WHAT DO YOU DO???????
But tell me - all girls go to the toilet together - WHAT DO YOU DO???????
They cluster round taking the p1ss out of us blokes wondering why they go to the loo together.
454697819
04-01-10, 09:14 PM
iv got 12 inches but dont use it as a rule...
hardy fekin har
How did I miss this thread .....
Interesting spin on the male Jubblies thought, love it. :thumleft:
From an honest female perspective I have to say unless its really small or really big then size doesn't make alot of difference. I would admit though that it has only been with a bigger one that I can have OOOOOOOOooooooo moments through penetration :D
I love the gauntlet thrown down to have a thread about lady gardens pass a U rating in more than 3 posts. I am up for that challenge ........ thread to follow.
I've always been told by girl mates that girth is far better than length to a degree...
only a slapper / or lady of the night would say that... so she could feel it.
=;
It's nothing to do with the size or girth... It's the shape and where it can reach...!
am I right girls ?:smt026
Jayneflakes
05-01-10, 12:22 AM
I know a guy who was born with out a penis, which is a pretty cruel turn of fate. Although rare, such disorders are fixable, but only with extensive surgery. He just wants to write his name in the snow! You boys just like to mark territory it seems.
He just wants to write his name in the snow!
That got me divorced....
Ok it was her sisters hand writing mind.
Never look at another mans Johnson in the loo, that just a no, no.
Maybe there should be a poll (wink, wink) into who is happy with their Johnson.
Spiderman
05-01-10, 04:50 PM
Ok it was her sisters hand writing mind.
Ah at last he's back with the quality! Well done mate.
A very close female friend of mine once commented after a sexual encounter with a guy for the first time "how can i dump him without telling him its cos his willy is too thin? Its long enough but really thin. Ewwww"
So size matters to a degree, dont let the girls lie that it dont.
I've always been told by girl mates that girth is far better than length to a degree...
:kiss:
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