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Amanda
04-01-10, 09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk


So how do you have (women)

or

how do you like (men)

the lady garden to be trimmed????


I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.

:D

Spidey - let's see if this makes it past 3 posts then x

Milky Bar Kid
04-01-10, 09:52 PM
ROFL!!!!! Amazing!

Holdup
04-01-10, 09:55 PM
:shock:

maviczap
04-01-10, 09:56 PM
Eau natural :p

Binky
04-01-10, 09:59 PM
Cornrows!!!

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:00 PM
I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

As it should be.



I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.


Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.

Milky Bar Kid
04-01-10, 10:00 PM
Cornrows!!!

Ouch!!!!:shock:

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:01 PM
Cornrows!!!

Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.

Stingo
04-01-10, 10:07 PM
Tidily trimmed with no spiders legs peeping out...:smt101.

Great advert BTW...:thumleft:

Amanda
04-01-10, 10:08 PM
Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.

I have been trimming for so long now that mine pretty much grows straight now. It's lost all its curl :shock:

Sally
04-01-10, 10:08 PM
Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.

I am the opposite.
Less the better.

Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:09 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uFCQtvG4P-Y/R6dQB781rRI/AAAAAAAAAHM/1BCcPJNY33Y/S1600-R/306044138_3c2f5ea79a_o.jpg

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:12 PM
I am the opposite.
Less the better.

See, I find that a little bit (ok, alot) pedo - it's just not right in my mind. A woman has to have at least a tiny little landing strip, something, anything that defines her as old enough and not a smooth hairless child.

Sally
04-01-10, 10:16 PM
Rather something there, but a little, rather than bald...

Don't like alot down there, gets in the way...

Pedo emm no thanks, only been with girls my age or older, apart from one who was 1 year younger than myself. Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.

Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:17 PM
and not a smooth hairless child.
Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101

kellyjo
04-01-10, 10:17 PM
My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".

I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.



+1 regrowth is way too itchy :smt085 !!

Its good to keep the lawn trimmed, and i have to shave my legs religiously every day cos i have very fair skin and very dark hair, it would be unbearable if i had an off and the paramedics had to cut off my leathers just to find my legs looking like stickle bricks :oops: :)

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:19 PM
Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101

Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:22 PM
Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.

Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.

Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.

Binky
04-01-10, 10:22 PM
I think you need help Lozzo, if you determine women's age by their pubic region. :smt037

Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:23 PM
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.
improve your attention span :smt037

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:26 PM
improve your attention span :smt037

I can't multitask, it's get on with one thing at a bloody time for me. One of the consequences of having had a mild stroke I suppose.

Stingo
04-01-10, 10:26 PM
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.
Trying on the trapper's hat or snarling at the busby?:confused:

Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:27 PM
there's a mild stroke joke there somewhere :scratch:

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:27 PM
Drinking from the furry cup

Sally
04-01-10, 10:28 PM
Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.

Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.

It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.

Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)

Stingo
04-01-10, 10:28 PM
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:29 PM
It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.

Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)

Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.

Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:29 PM
Drinking from the furry cup
:confused:



http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7420/furrymg6.jpg

Lozzo
04-01-10, 10:30 PM
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue

Sally
04-01-10, 10:32 PM
Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.

I know, thats the kind you want. :p

Stingo
04-01-10, 10:32 PM
Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue
I see what you did there...:cool:

Bibio
04-01-10, 10:34 PM
5928

Sid Squid
04-01-10, 10:44 PM
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;

:D.

missyburd
04-01-10, 11:11 PM
haha pure class Amanda :-D

Got to trim for the win, just cos bald gets too cold ;-)

punyXpress
04-01-10, 11:13 PM
As Bibio says - another UWI thread - Useless Without Images!

Ed
05-01-10, 12:06 AM
Those pesky fescues need to be cut close, well watered and with a quarterly visit from the Green Thumb people;)

Even on men

barwel1992
05-01-10, 12:46 AM
haha this site get better and better :D

Lozzo
05-01-10, 01:14 AM
It does give us blokes a better mental image of the ladies we quite like from the org as well.

davepreston
05-01-10, 01:43 AM
i will remain nuetral as the mrs is beside me, but i do like a bit of style :)

rob13
05-01-10, 01:49 AM
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!

Jabba
05-01-10, 08:06 AM
I guess the answer is "Whatever the lady prefers is fine by me" ;)

Messie
05-01-10, 08:16 AM
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!
I think it's been handled very delicately and sensitively - as it should be ;)

Viney
05-01-10, 08:19 AM
I guess the answer is "Whatever the lady prefers is fine by me" ;)After your 'uck up with the car, you aint gonna be seeing it for a while anyway ;)

neio79
05-01-10, 08:52 AM
Hilarious thread.

Personally i prefer a trimmed lady garden, bald is just wrong, as is removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.

now lets all go to the photo section and prove it all :lol: :wink:

Jabba
05-01-10, 08:55 AM
Also...... wax or shave?

maviczap
05-01-10, 09:14 AM
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!

Thats because the weather is so god damn awful, no one is out on their bikes, or even tinkering in the garage, so they've resorted to the lowest common denominator :p

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=501&pictureid=3850

GeneticBubble
05-01-10, 09:20 AM
removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.

nice imagery there :shock:

dizzyblonde
05-01-10, 09:35 AM
Also...... wax or shave?


Neither. veet, or whatever its called. Makes for a nice tidy and smooth result. As for the garden growing back its not as thorny as using a traditional approach, ie shave;)

Clock springs are just horrid!

Lozzo
05-01-10, 10:40 AM
as is removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.


ITYM a smashed crab

neio79
05-01-10, 10:46 AM
ITYM a smashed crab
Squashed Spider :D ,

Stingo
05-01-10, 10:56 AM
camel's footprint?

neio79
05-01-10, 11:44 AM
torn wind sock!!

Von Teese
05-01-10, 11:46 AM
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!

Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!

neio79
05-01-10, 11:50 AM
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!

Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!


:lol: yeah that is funny that scene.

Lozzo
05-01-10, 11:51 AM
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!

Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!


I think a grown woman looks ridiculous without at least some body hair in her lower regions - it brings thoughts of little girls to mind when I see one completely hair-free, and frankly that's really quite offputting

Milky Bar Kid
05-01-10, 11:54 AM
I think a grown woman looks ridiculous without at least some body hair in her lower regions - it brings thoughts of little girls to mind when I see one completely hair-free, and frankly that's really quite offputting

No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005

barwel1992
05-01-10, 11:58 AM
Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!


haha yeh i tried to find a pic of it but there arnt any that i could find

neio79
05-01-10, 12:09 PM
No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005

:smt101 and that means you have seen VT's!!!!

Damian
05-01-10, 12:11 PM
i like mine nice & neat,, but women will u PLEASE stop using our razors:reaper:
like the link as well,:)

Milky Bar Kid
05-01-10, 12:16 PM
:smt101 and that means you have seen VT's!!!!

Lol, I dunno where you got that from my sentence....but OF COURSE I HAVE!!!;)

Lozzo
05-01-10, 12:17 PM
No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005

If it's a baldie job then I wouldn't want to, tyvm.

Sally
05-01-10, 12:18 PM
You would turn down a woman on the basis of that?

neio79
05-01-10, 12:23 PM
If it's a baldie job then I wouldn't want to, tyvm.

Nahh just go from behind, looks the same then :smt005

malks
05-01-10, 12:25 PM
haha, what a great thread. i'm more of less is more man myself.

but what about the gents? i dont mind taking a set of clippers round there, however a drunken night in the pub over xmas my announced he went for the mach 3 from the belly button down!

Lozzo
05-01-10, 12:25 PM
You would turn down a woman on the basis of that?

Half the fun is in the anticipation, so now I know half the fun is gone, and the other half is gone cos it's not what I'd like. So... there's nothing for me to get excited about.

On that basis, yes, I'd turn the chance down.

Warthog
05-01-10, 12:30 PM
Not fussed personally, I think too much grass on the lawn is a bit disgusting, but a concrete paving lot is also disgusting. I guess I like an old enlgish cottage front garden, with roses and a knot garden would please me the most :D.

As for my own garden, I just leave it well alone, messing with it is for metrosexuals!

Ed
05-01-10, 12:47 PM
mach 3 from the belly button down!

Wisteria is a right nuisance, you get spaghetti everywhere and if you want any flowers then it all needs coming off. My wisteria got a careful but thorough pruning on New Year's Day:smt101

Bri w
05-01-10, 12:55 PM
Mmmmm, crop circles??;)

Sally
05-01-10, 12:57 PM
haha, what a great thread. i'm more of less is more man myself.

but what about the gents? i dont mind taking a set of clippers round there, however a drunken night in the pub over xmas my announced he went for the mach 3 from the belly button down!

Yeah I don't have that much there, been with women with more down the than me...

Damian
05-01-10, 01:03 PM
Not fussed personally, I think too much grass on the lawn is a bit disgusting, but a concrete paving lot is also disgusting. I guess I like an old enlgish cottage front garden, with roses and a knot garden would please me the most :D.

As for my own garden, I just leave it well alone, messing with it is for metrosexuals!
:smt005:smt005 :smt005VERY FUNNY MORE SO THE LAST PART:smt005:smt005:smt005

Ed
05-01-10, 01:06 PM
Just a thought...

'This thread is useless without pics'

Damian
05-01-10, 01:10 PM
Just a thought...

'This thread is useless without pics'
No u know what happens to post like this LOL http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143451
Sorry! This thread is closed! :reaper:

neio79
05-01-10, 01:37 PM
Just a thought...

'This thread is useless without pics'

a bit like ill show you mine if you show me yours :smt101

Kate Moss
05-01-10, 02:09 PM
On the count of three...

Kinvig
05-01-10, 02:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk



"Tulips on the mound" LOL!!!

Spiderman
05-01-10, 02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk

Spidey - let's see if this makes it past 3 posts then x

I'm amazaed and impressed in equal measure that it has you know. Good work young lady! And that link is well funny too.

I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!

Well its a simple discussion about topiary aint it? or am i missing something? ;)

Squashed Spider :D ,

Oi! Stop that right now.

And since you're asking i like it well trimmed, perhaps a pattern or for valentines a love heart, lol.

neio79
05-01-10, 02:26 PM
On the count of three...

all together now on 3,

1..
2..

Littlepeahead
05-01-10, 02:49 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=509&pictureid=3852

Ed
05-01-10, 02:50 PM
That is fantastic:smt081

Dicky Ticker
05-01-10, 02:52 PM
Its like a golf course----smooth on the greens--stubble on the fairway--long in the rough----------with the occasional piece of divot

zobers
05-01-10, 03:03 PM
Neither. veet, or whatever its called. Makes for a nice tidy and smooth result. As for the garden growing back its not as thorny as using a traditional approach, ie shave;)

Clock springs are just horrid!

+1 Veet, fantastic. No instant pain and not as many problems when it tries to grow back.

I like a runway. :D

Ed
05-01-10, 03:09 PM
Its like a golf course----smooth on the greens--stubble on the fairway--long in the rough----------with the occasional piece of divot

Usual problem with golf course is finding your balls.

cuffy
05-01-10, 03:12 PM
Usual problem with golf course is finding your balls.
And if you start playing the back 9 more than the front 9 then it's time to take stock of your life :D

Kate Moss
05-01-10, 03:24 PM
Rofl!

Amanda
05-01-10, 04:08 PM
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!

Lozzo
05-01-10, 04:16 PM
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!

No it isn't, you need to trim it down a bit and make it shorter ;)

neio79
05-01-10, 04:16 PM
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!
trouble maker

Amanda
05-01-10, 04:22 PM
No it isn't, you need to trim it down a bit and make it shorter ;)


I told you its already a grade 3!! :reaper: No weed whacker required here x

Dave20046
05-01-10, 04:42 PM
+1 Veet, fantastic. No instant pain and not as many problems when it tries to grow back.

I like a runway. :D
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.

Richie
05-01-10, 04:50 PM
So I'm a metrosexual, and mines a grade 2,

oh yes, and we do have 2 sets of trimers...

Spiderman
05-01-10, 04:54 PM
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.

Girl! Why would you know this?

And yeh, i'm sure you're right but then again i'm very hairy and in my younger days tried various things on various parts for various reasons.

A lot of variety in my life you know.

Dave20046
05-01-10, 04:56 PM
Girl! Why would you know this?.
Because as a result of this warning combined with me not being as drunk as perhaps I should have been, a mate who dared fall asleep early at a party was allowed to retain his pubic hair.

Spiderman
05-01-10, 05:00 PM
i hope he lost an eyebrow at least then :lol:

Amanda
05-01-10, 05:03 PM
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.

Girl! Why would you know this?

And yeh, i'm sure you're right but then again i'm very hairy and in my younger days tried various things on various parts for various reasons.

A lot of variety in my life you know.


There is an "intimate" version!!

Ed
05-01-10, 05:03 PM
Because as a result of this warning combined with me not being as drunk as perhaps I should have been, a mate who dared fall asleep early at a party was allowed to retain his pubic hair.

Oh? it works on me:smt101

Dave20046
05-01-10, 05:04 PM
i hope he lost an eyebrow at least then :lol:

Nah I was feeling good natured, he had a job I thought a nice subtle (massive) superman 'S' in his chest hair and racing stripes down his back hair (yes that's right, proper bear on) would suffice. Apparently this didn't impress lady friends.

Dave20046
05-01-10, 05:05 PM
There is an "intimate" version!!
Ooh thanks...I'll, erm recommend it to friends & family.
Good day to you.

zobers
05-01-10, 05:37 PM
There is an "intimate" version!!

True! :thumleft:

Spiderman
05-01-10, 05:39 PM
Nah I was feeling good natured, he had a job I thought a nice subtle (massive) superman 'S' in his chest hair and racing stripes down his back hair (yes that's right, proper bear on) would suffice. Apparently this didn't impress lady friends.

hahahha, If you did that to me....if was was foolish enough to get that drunk to pass out in your company that is... i;d laugh about it and then just shave the bloody lot off!
They guys a double fool, one for falling asleep and 2 for leaving it that way for his lady friends to laugh at.

Bluepete
05-01-10, 05:47 PM
I couldn't bring myself to say what I like, so I made a model!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/DSC_0589.jpg

Pete ;)