View Full Version : How Do You Like Your Lawn ????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk
So how do you have (women)
or
how do you like (men)
the lady garden to be trimmed????
I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".
I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.
:D
Spidey - let's see if this makes it past 3 posts then x
Milky Bar Kid
04-01-10, 09:52 PM
ROFL!!!!! Amazing!
maviczap
04-01-10, 09:56 PM
Eau natural :p
I'll go first. My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".
As it should be.
I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.
Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.
Milky Bar Kid
04-01-10, 10:00 PM
Cornrows!!!
Ouch!!!!:shock:
Cornrows!!!
Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.
Tidily trimmed with no spiders legs peeping out...:smt101.
Great advert BTW...:thumleft:
Ummm, I once plaited my ex-wife's 'region' into cornrows. She had extremely long hair when it wasn't trimmed back.
I have been trimming for so long now that mine pretty much grows straight now. It's lost all its curl :shock:
Not at all into the 9 year old look. I want to know that I'm with a woman - a real woman with everything womanhood brings with it.
I am the opposite.
Less the better.
Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:09 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uFCQtvG4P-Y/R6dQB781rRI/AAAAAAAAAHM/1BCcPJNY33Y/S1600-R/306044138_3c2f5ea79a_o.jpg
I am the opposite.
Less the better.
See, I find that a little bit (ok, alot) pedo - it's just not right in my mind. A woman has to have at least a tiny little landing strip, something, anything that defines her as old enough and not a smooth hairless child.
Rather something there, but a little, rather than bald...
Don't like alot down there, gets in the way...
Pedo emm no thanks, only been with girls my age or older, apart from one who was 1 year younger than myself. Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.
Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:17 PM
and not a smooth hairless child.
Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101
kellyjo
04-01-10, 10:17 PM
My garden is traditionally shaped but is trimmed down to a 3 setting on my "hedge trimmer".
I have tried cutting my garden right back but its far too uncomfortable when it starts to grow back.
+1 regrowth is way too itchy :smt085 !!
Its good to keep the lawn trimmed, and i have to shave my legs religiously every day cos i have very fair skin and very dark hair, it would be unbearable if i had an off and the paramedics had to cut off my leathers just to find my legs looking like stickle bricks :oops: :)
Surely there are other subtle tell-tale signs?:smt101
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.
Don't see the attraction of the guys who cruise about going with girls alot younger(sometimes too young) than themselves.
Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.
Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.
I think you need help Lozzo, if you determine women's age by their pubic region. :smt037
Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:23 PM
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.
improve your attention span :smt037
improve your attention span :smt037
I can't multitask, it's get on with one thing at a bloody time for me. One of the consequences of having had a mild stroke I suppose.
Not when that's all there is in the vicinity to look at for a few minutes.
Trying on the trapper's hat or snarling at the busby?:confused:
Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:27 PM
there's a mild stroke joke there somewhere :scratch:
Drinking from the furry cup
Haha, one of my exes was 24 years younger than me, we never ever had a problem with it ourselves, and we still get on like a house on fire. The only problems we had were caused by people who thought they knew our relationship - and where it should be going - better than we did.
Btw, she was pretty much au naturel with a light tidy up the sides.
It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.
Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;
It was in reference to the local barry boys and how they pick up underage girls.
Youngest - 1 year, and oldest + 7 years. Both in reference to my age. (18)
Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.
Dave20046
04-01-10, 10:29 PM
Drinking from the furry cup
:confused:
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7420/furrymg6.jpg
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;
Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue
Oh god, not that young, my ex was 20 and a very mature 20 at that.
I know, thats the kind you want. :p
Haha, I like that, a nice cross of Rogers Swearathorus and the passionate French tongue
I see what you did there...:cool:
Sid Squid
04-01-10, 10:44 PM
Ou est le pont de le Monsieur Biffin?=;
:D.
missyburd
04-01-10, 11:11 PM
haha pure class Amanda :-D
Got to trim for the win, just cos bald gets too cold ;-)
punyXpress
04-01-10, 11:13 PM
As Bibio says - another UWI thread - Useless Without Images!
Those pesky fescues need to be cut close, well watered and with a quarterly visit from the Green Thumb people;)
Even on men
barwel1992
05-01-10, 12:46 AM
haha this site get better and better :D
It does give us blokes a better mental image of the ladies we quite like from the org as well.
davepreston
05-01-10, 01:43 AM
i will remain nuetral as the mrs is beside me, but i do like a bit of style :)
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!
I guess the answer is "Whatever the lady prefers is fine by me" ;)
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!
I think it's been handled very delicately and sensitively - as it should be ;)
I guess the answer is "Whatever the lady prefers is fine by me" ;)After your 'uck up with the car, you aint gonna be seeing it for a while anyway ;)
Hilarious thread.
Personally i prefer a trimmed lady garden, bald is just wrong, as is removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.
now lets all go to the photo section and prove it all :lol: :wink:
maviczap
05-01-10, 09:14 AM
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!
Thats because the weather is so god damn awful, no one is out on their bikes, or even tinkering in the garage, so they've resorted to the lowest common denominator :p
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=501&pictureid=3850
GeneticBubble
05-01-10, 09:20 AM
removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.
nice imagery there :shock:
dizzyblonde
05-01-10, 09:35 AM
Also...... wax or shave?
Neither. veet, or whatever its called. Makes for a nice tidy and smooth result. As for the garden growing back its not as thorny as using a traditional approach, ie shave;)
Clock springs are just horrid!
as is removing a ladys undergarments to find soomething resembaling a stamped on rat.
ITYM a smashed crab
ITYM a smashed crab
Squashed Spider :D ,
Von Teese
05-01-10, 11:46 AM
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!
Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!
Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!
:lol: yeah that is funny that scene.
I'm not a fan of body hair unless its eyebrows, eyelashes or on your head!
Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!
I think a grown woman looks ridiculous without at least some body hair in her lower regions - it brings thoughts of little girls to mind when I see one completely hair-free, and frankly that's really quite offputting
Milky Bar Kid
05-01-10, 11:54 AM
I think a grown woman looks ridiculous without at least some body hair in her lower regions - it brings thoughts of little girls to mind when I see one completely hair-free, and frankly that's really quite offputting
No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005
barwel1992
05-01-10, 11:58 AM
Anyone seen the Scary Movie hedgetrimmer scene lol ewwwww!
haha yeh i tried to find a pic of it but there arnt any that i could find
No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005
:smt101 and that means you have seen VT's!!!!
i like mine nice & neat,, but women will u PLEASE stop using our razors:reaper:
like the link as well,:)
Milky Bar Kid
05-01-10, 12:16 PM
:smt101 and that means you have seen VT's!!!!
Lol, I dunno where you got that from my sentence....but OF COURSE I HAVE!!!;)
No harm Lozz but ech to their own eh?? Anyway, doubt you will ever get a swatch of VT's!!!:smt005
If it's a baldie job then I wouldn't want to, tyvm.
You would turn down a woman on the basis of that?
If it's a baldie job then I wouldn't want to, tyvm.
Nahh just go from behind, looks the same then :smt005
haha, what a great thread. i'm more of less is more man myself.
but what about the gents? i dont mind taking a set of clippers round there, however a drunken night in the pub over xmas my announced he went for the mach 3 from the belly button down!
You would turn down a woman on the basis of that?
Half the fun is in the anticipation, so now I know half the fun is gone, and the other half is gone cos it's not what I'd like. So... there's nothing for me to get excited about.
On that basis, yes, I'd turn the chance down.
Warthog
05-01-10, 12:30 PM
Not fussed personally, I think too much grass on the lawn is a bit disgusting, but a concrete paving lot is also disgusting. I guess I like an old enlgish cottage front garden, with roses and a knot garden would please me the most :D.
As for my own garden, I just leave it well alone, messing with it is for metrosexuals!
mach 3 from the belly button down!
Wisteria is a right nuisance, you get spaghetti everywhere and if you want any flowers then it all needs coming off. My wisteria got a careful but thorough pruning on New Year's Day:smt101
haha, what a great thread. i'm more of less is more man myself.
but what about the gents? i dont mind taking a set of clippers round there, however a drunken night in the pub over xmas my announced he went for the mach 3 from the belly button down!
Yeah I don't have that much there, been with women with more down the than me...
Not fussed personally, I think too much grass on the lawn is a bit disgusting, but a concrete paving lot is also disgusting. I guess I like an old enlgish cottage front garden, with roses and a knot garden would please me the most :D.
As for my own garden, I just leave it well alone, messing with it is for metrosexuals!
:smt005:smt005 :smt005VERY FUNNY MORE SO THE LAST PART:smt005:smt005:smt005
Just a thought...
'This thread is useless without pics'
Just a thought...
'This thread is useless without pics'
No u know what happens to post like this LOL http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143451
Sorry! This thread is closed! :reaper:
Just a thought...
'This thread is useless without pics'
a bit like ill show you mine if you show me yours :smt101
Kate Moss
05-01-10, 02:09 PM
On the count of three...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk
"Tulips on the mound" LOL!!!
Spiderman
05-01-10, 02:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYbePRY5wk
Spidey - let's see if this makes it past 3 posts then x
I'm amazaed and impressed in equal measure that it has you know. Good work young lady! And that link is well funny too.
I think the U Rating has certainly been put to bed in the last couple of days! Surprised its lasted this long!
Well its a simple discussion about topiary aint it? or am i missing something? ;)
Squashed Spider :D ,
Oi! Stop that right now.
And since you're asking i like it well trimmed, perhaps a pattern or for valentines a love heart, lol.
On the count of three...
all together now on 3,
1..
2..
Littlepeahead
05-01-10, 02:49 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=509&pictureid=3852
Dicky Ticker
05-01-10, 02:52 PM
Its like a golf course----smooth on the greens--stubble on the fairway--long in the rough----------with the occasional piece of divot
Neither. veet, or whatever its called. Makes for a nice tidy and smooth result. As for the garden growing back its not as thorny as using a traditional approach, ie shave;)
Clock springs are just horrid!
+1 Veet, fantastic. No instant pain and not as many problems when it tries to grow back.
I like a runway. :D
Its like a golf course----smooth on the greens--stubble on the fairway--long in the rough----------with the occasional piece of divot
Usual problem with golf course is finding your balls.
Usual problem with golf course is finding your balls.
And if you start playing the back 9 more than the front 9 then it's time to take stock of your life :D
Kate Moss
05-01-10, 03:24 PM
Rofl!
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!
No it isn't, you need to trim it down a bit and make it shorter ;)
Hahahaha - My work here is done!!!
trouble maker
No it isn't, you need to trim it down a bit and make it shorter ;)
I told you its already a grade 3!! :reaper: No weed whacker required here x
Dave20046
05-01-10, 04:42 PM
+1 Veet, fantastic. No instant pain and not as many problems when it tries to grow back.
I like a runway. :D
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.
So I'm a metrosexual, and mines a grade 2,
oh yes, and we do have 2 sets of trimers...
Spiderman
05-01-10, 04:54 PM
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.
Girl! Why would you know this?
And yeh, i'm sure you're right but then again i'm very hairy and in my younger days tried various things on various parts for various reasons.
A lot of variety in my life you know.
Dave20046
05-01-10, 04:56 PM
Girl! Why would you know this?.
Because as a result of this warning combined with me not being as drunk as perhaps I should have been, a mate who dared fall asleep early at a party was allowed to retain his pubic hair.
Spiderman
05-01-10, 05:00 PM
i hope he lost an eyebrow at least then :lol:
I'm sure it says (or atleast used to) on the bottle , not for 'intimate regions' or something to that affect.
Girl! Why would you know this?
And yeh, i'm sure you're right but then again i'm very hairy and in my younger days tried various things on various parts for various reasons.
A lot of variety in my life you know.
There is an "intimate" version!!
Because as a result of this warning combined with me not being as drunk as perhaps I should have been, a mate who dared fall asleep early at a party was allowed to retain his pubic hair.
Oh? it works on me:smt101
Dave20046
05-01-10, 05:04 PM
i hope he lost an eyebrow at least then :lol:
Nah I was feeling good natured, he had a job I thought a nice subtle (massive) superman 'S' in his chest hair and racing stripes down his back hair (yes that's right, proper bear on) would suffice. Apparently this didn't impress lady friends.
Dave20046
05-01-10, 05:05 PM
There is an "intimate" version!!
Ooh thanks...I'll, erm recommend it to friends & family.
Good day to you.
There is an "intimate" version!!
True! :thumleft:
Spiderman
05-01-10, 05:39 PM
Nah I was feeling good natured, he had a job I thought a nice subtle (massive) superman 'S' in his chest hair and racing stripes down his back hair (yes that's right, proper bear on) would suffice. Apparently this didn't impress lady friends.
hahahha, If you did that to me....if was was foolish enough to get that drunk to pass out in your company that is... i;d laugh about it and then just shave the bloody lot off!
They guys a double fool, one for falling asleep and 2 for leaving it that way for his lady friends to laugh at.
Bluepete
05-01-10, 05:47 PM
I couldn't bring myself to say what I like, so I made a model!
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/DSC_0589.jpg
Pete ;)
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