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the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 02:29 PM
...were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally Sally looked at Darren and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...


"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

Sally blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.:kiss:

Then Darren blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and Sally spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...


"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee cuddle."

Sally blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.:smt056

Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, Sally again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...


"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."

Sally blushed, then took Darren's hand and put it on his knee.:smt007:smt007:smt007

Then Darren blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before Sally spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Darren."

...

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said Sally in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said Darren, nodding.

Sally looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit his lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.:love:


Then Darren said...


...


"Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
Holdup
05-01-10, 02:33 PM
:smt005
BanditPat
05-01-10, 02:34 PM
I lol'd
Spiderman
05-01-10, 02:39 PM
We have a joke thread you know :roll:
Holdup
05-01-10, 02:41 PM
We have a joke thread you know :roll:

But they're more likely to see this :D
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 02:41 PM
We have a joke thread you know :roll:

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143612

:p;)
Spiderman
05-01-10, 02:42 PM
git :lol:
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 02:44 PM
git :lol:

:smt058
speedplay
05-01-10, 02:45 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=143612

:p;)

git :lol:


And there we have it ladies and gents, a great comeback, perfectly delivered:thumleft:

10/10 TLW - FTW
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 03:13 PM
And there we have it ladies and gents, a great comeback, perfectly delivered:thumleft:

10/10 TLW - FTW

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/11/threadkiller128524335047819072.jpg

:eek:
speedplay
05-01-10, 03:15 PM
http://blogs.uct.ac.za/gallery/669/Care.jpg
barwel1992
05-01-10, 03:24 PM
haha :D thats class
DarrenSV650S
05-01-10, 06:36 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/DarrenStewartTait/clip.jpg
Spiderman
05-01-10, 06:39 PM
this could turn into an epic thread of photo duelling :lol:
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 06:41 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/DarrenStewartTait/clip.jpghttp://www.enfashion.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tartan-bow-handbag.jpg
DarrenSV650S
05-01-10, 06:44 PM
hahha you even got a tartan one!! lol

by the way I think sally will be more bothered about this post than me......
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 06:45 PM
this could turn into an epic thread of photo duelling :lol:

I think Darren's a bit busy stripping all the wallpaper from his house at the moment

He's redecorating, or moving house, can't remember which...

:p;)
Bibio
05-01-10, 06:47 PM
class tlw, you know them so well.
Sally
05-01-10, 06:49 PM
Why would I be bothered?

Quite funny haha
Spiderman
05-01-10, 07:33 PM
I think Darren's a bit busy stripping all the wallpaper from his house at the moment

He's redecorating, or moving house, can't remember which...

:p;)

So just generally wimping out of the battle then.
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 07:36 PM
So just generally wimping out of the battle then.Nah, just busy learning to play a "musical" instrument...












































http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/23/633603679589296038-hrnk.jpg

;)
Sally
05-01-10, 07:41 PM
Yeah sure they do.

Can't appreciate good music when you hear it :)
Spiderman
05-01-10, 07:43 PM
wait, i'm a fan of many things scottish but does anyone actually enjoy that noise? Surley they just tolerate it to show some support for their culture, right?
speedplay
05-01-10, 07:46 PM
wait, i'm a fan of many things scottish

Men in skirts?

Stuffed Sheep stomach?

Hairy women?
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 07:49 PM
wait, i'm a fan of many things scottish but does anyone actually enjoy that noise? Surley they just tolerate it to show some support for their culture, right?

I quite like it, no really

I'm also a bit of a haggis fan too:cool:






Dunno about the man skirts though...:smt037
Sally
05-01-10, 07:51 PM
Hairy women?????

I like the bag pipes, especially at international games.

Haggis is good, but not my favorite.

Man shirts?
Pfffft.

Go and prance around a white pole you Morris Dancing ****s :)
DarrenSV650S
05-01-10, 07:57 PM
Have you heard bagpipes in person spidey? They're really powerful. Ok it's not a great sound, but I really like them. I tried to play my cousins bagpipes once, it's very difficult and tiring.

Haggis is ok but black pudding is better.

mmmmm :D
the_lone_wolf
05-01-10, 08:04 PM
I tried to play my cousins bagpipes once, it's very difficult and tiring.

I think that's illegal in England:o

Probably not oop north though;)
Spiderman
05-01-10, 08:18 PM
Men in skirts i dont mind tbh. Soulkiss looks great in his i think.

And yes i have heard the pipes live, they are still just as annoying but my remote control is of no help to turn the noise off ;)

Never tried haggis but it cant really be much worse than a huge fat sausage can it? You know how much junk goes into your average sausage? Ewww. But i still lik em.
DarrenSV650S
05-01-10, 08:23 PM
I think that's illegal in England:o

Probably not oop north though;)
lol. I tried to word that to avoid such references but obviously phailed