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widepants
05-01-10, 11:41 PM
You meet a wonderful ,inteligent,pretty lady at a party ,and one thing leads to another....:D
But
In the morning you get up and fall over her guide dog.
please explain.

Spiderman
05-01-10, 11:43 PM
they are all laughing at the fact that you are trying to fool them into believing that any funny, intelligent woman would bother with you i'd say.

widepants
05-01-10, 11:46 PM
I thought it funny when she didnt object to the camera.
Seeing her again anyway

Spiderman
05-01-10, 11:48 PM
You use a camera? How quaint.


The rest of us sneak a phonecam shot and make sure we turn the sound off. You're so old skool you were there before they built the school.

speedplay
05-01-10, 11:48 PM
Its worse when you have a great nights sex with her and keep quiet about her hairy back, wake up in the morning and see ther backs smooth and then notice the guide dog...




...so I have heard:oops:

davepreston
05-01-10, 11:48 PM
possibly that even the guide dog knows your not good enough for her hence it trying to knock you off

Amanda
06-01-10, 12:49 AM
:smt005

barwel1992
06-01-10, 01:28 AM
haha because they probably think if she could see you she wouldent have ...... :D

BanannaMan
06-01-10, 05:29 AM
You meet a wonderful ,inteligent,pretty lady at a party ,and one thing leads to another....:D
But
In the morning you get up and fall over her guide dog.
please explain.




We'll need more information to explain.
Was there actually a wonderful, inteligent, pretty lady in the room when you woke up???? (or positive evidence thereof)
Or just the dog????

Red Herring
06-01-10, 06:30 AM
I thought it funny when she didnt object to the camera.
Seeing her again anyway

So where's the photo then?

Scoobs
06-01-10, 08:13 AM
I find it hard to believe you have friends.

widepants
06-01-10, 08:19 AM
I find it hard to believe you have friends.
I won't have when they get to know me

Richie
06-01-10, 09:15 AM
haha because they probably think if she could see you she wouldent have ...... :D

Arr Bless. ;)