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davepreston
08-01-10, 11:24 PM
look at you , gits sitting there with your bikes looking all smug, well whoopdy doo youve got a motorcycle, i hope your all proud of yourselves, just cos im bikeless dont mean your any better than me, ya hear me no better at all. im going to go somewhere i be appreciated, i dont need you's, lots of people like me, so what ive now got a fiat punto, im no less a man

walks away crying and slams door behind


mutters quitely i'll be back, i'll show them

appollo1
08-01-10, 11:28 PM
blah blah blah


:thumleft:

GeneticBubble
08-01-10, 11:31 PM
I have half my bike remaining...am i still loved :love:

Alpinestarhero
08-01-10, 11:36 PM
Yo

Yo dave

i have a bike

but i take the train instead, not because I have to, but because I can choose


naaaa hold out there matey, you'll have something soon

davepreston
08-01-10, 11:38 PM
ash you now on my **** list

Alpinestarhero
08-01-10, 11:38 PM
cool, manure, i need some for the roses

family guy is on bbc3

busasean
08-01-10, 11:39 PM
7 bikes actually dave......;)

rictus01
08-01-10, 11:42 PM
The sensible option Dave................;)


:smt044

Cheers Mark.

TheOnlyNemesis
08-01-10, 11:45 PM
Go buy a push bike, it's almost the same :smt005

xXBADGERXx
09-01-10, 12:26 AM
I hate you more ;)

Richie
09-01-10, 01:12 AM
just because you sold your bike after we got it back together shouldn't make you a bitter and twisted person.
There is only one 6 foot 5 or above that height person to blame in the Preston area.....
and he looks right back at you when you can be arsed to take a shave.

Lov
Richie

northwind
09-01-10, 02:01 AM
How the **** do you fit in a Punto?

xXBADGERXx
09-01-10, 02:02 AM
Take the front seat out and sit in the back

northwind
09-01-10, 02:05 AM
It must have come with a shoehorn and a tube of ky. And maybe a hacksaw.

xXBADGERXx
09-01-10, 02:07 AM
He opens the windows and has his legs dangling outside like a Pond Skater . Oh God , Imagine him and Binky in the same car , it`d be like 2 Spiders in a matchbox .

Von Teese
09-01-10, 08:04 AM
just because you sold your bike after we got back together when you could be arsed to shave.

Lov
Richie

:shock:

Alpinestarhero
09-01-10, 08:37 AM
DP brought a punto?

blooodddyyyy heeeeellll

Bluepete
09-01-10, 08:51 AM
OY!

Preston!

Shut it you slaaaaag, or I'll send the lads around to do it for you.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/Shutit.jpg

Pete ;)

maviczap
09-01-10, 09:25 AM
A Punto oh dear, next it'll have chavvy lights, wheels and stickers on it :p

But being Italian, it won't spend much time on the road, so your cred won't suffer too much :rolleyes:

pookie
09-01-10, 09:31 AM
I dont think he is called Barry or live in essex so we're safe ;)

-Ralph-
09-01-10, 09:35 AM
Tut....attention seeker ;)

maviczap
09-01-10, 09:35 AM
No one is safe whilst he's got a PUNTO :rolleyes:

Bri w
09-01-10, 09:54 AM
Aw Bless.... poor davy wavy stamped his foot and had a wee temper tantrum :smt076.

c'mon Davy, give us a smile, you know you want to. Put your bottom lip away before you fall over it :smt086 there's a good lad.

:grouphug: big teamy hugs for poor sad davy

ArtyLady
09-01-10, 10:09 AM
I don't know what you're moaning about - have you looked outside?!!! ;)

Messie
09-01-10, 10:12 AM
I don't know what you're moaning about - have you looked outside?!!! ;)


Lol - you've seen it now then;)

ArtyLady
09-01-10, 10:13 AM
Lol - you've seen it now then;)

:lol:

Messie
09-01-10, 10:16 AM
My bikes under snow anyway.

And I've got a white car - can't find it anywhere!

dizzyblonde
09-01-10, 10:18 AM
There there DP. Mine ain't going anywhere so I'm as sulky as you.
As for Peg he has the fastest road bike in the UK sat in my yard under two foot of snow



right now its the slowest bike in the UK:smt005

Gerry
09-01-10, 10:45 AM
Fiat Punto's rock...

Oh No, sorry, did you say Fiat Punto :smt005:smt026:smt005

;)

Alpinestarhero
09-01-10, 10:56 AM
so he DOES have a punto!

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927655790/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/05/18/Fiat-Punto-2716.jpg

timwilky
09-01-10, 10:57 AM
Fiat Punto. Oh my god did you buy the pup with the blown head gasket my nephew was selling then?

you should fit in well with all the other 17 year olds.

speedplay
09-01-10, 01:04 PM
look at you , gits sitting there with your bikes looking all smug, well whoopdy doo youve got a motorcycle.


Actually, I have 2 but its good to hear your still here even though you havn't got a bike:thumleft:

Bluefish
09-01-10, 01:13 PM
He opens the windows and has his legs dangling outside like a Pond Skater . Oh God , Imagine him and Binky in the same car , it`d be like 2 Spiders in a matchbox .


Haha, funniest thing ive heard in ages. :D

Jabba
09-01-10, 01:43 PM
Should have got a Skoda Roomster :thumbsup:



Pssst....... wanna buy my Hornet? ;)

Bibio
09-01-10, 02:52 PM
i'll join the dave club, but not for long.

do you have the seat right back in the punto?

Von Teese
09-01-10, 03:36 PM
I've just realised that in my concerns for DP's feelings I have missed my opportunity to be smug! :(



*SMUG!


;)

boot
09-01-10, 03:51 PM
you should fit in well with all the other 17 year olds.

Quite. Dave, you can hang out at your local MacDonald's now, doing whatever ghey things those girly boys get up to.

Is it yellow?